/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11054609]

“Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter-faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn.

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.

Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food. The body, these waterheads imagine, is a temple that should not be polluted by animal protein. It's healthier, they insist, though every vegetarian waiter I've worked with is brought down by any rumor of a cold.

Oh, I'll accomodate them, I'll rummage around for something to feed them, for a 'vegetarian plate', if called on to do so. Fourteen dollars for a few slices of grilled eggplant and zucchini suits my food cost fine.

[Anonymous No.11054616]

>not being a vegetarian that will eat meat when he goes out to a great restaurant
>not understanding the joy of occasional meat eating instead of shoving dead animal in your face everyday
Kill yourself, OP.

[Anonymous No.11054621]

>>11054616
>a vegetarian that will eat meat when he goes out to a great restaurant

[Anonymous No.11054623]

>>11054621
Great reply m8

[Anonymous No.11054625]

>>11054623
I’m sorry, do you not see the fucking contradiction there?

[Anonymous No.11054629]

>>11054623
The only reason you call yourself is a vegetarian is to be a self-righteous cunt.

[Anonymous No.11054639]

>>11054629
I’m sorry, I’m still having a good laugh.

[Anonymous No.11054642]

>>11054625
>>11054629
It's about not being a staunch prick which is something both you faggots seem to have missed.
Go to a foreign country and try to explain that you don't eat meat; wait, you don't speak their language and can't order off their menu. I don't do it every time I go to a restaurant but if there is meat on my plate I'm not going to send it back and have it thrown away.
You two are some stupid niggers.

[Anonymous No.11054656]

>>11054642
You’re not a vegetarian, you actual mongoloid. Stop before you get roasted by actual vegetarians.

[Anonymous No.11054661]

>>11054625
I actually kind of get it. I knew a vegan once who refused to make anyone cater to her. She was raised to eat what was put in front of her and didn't want to be rude about a personal choice. She'd try to be as faithful as possible to her ideal, but wouldn't make things too complicated.

[Anonymous No.11054666]

>>11054661
She wasn’t vegan.

[Anonymous No.11054682]

>>11054661
>>11054616
>>11054642
This is the equivalent of being a “straight man” that enjoys dick when it’s offered.

[Anonymous No.11054692]

>To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.

Seems he decided the vegans are winning. Offed himself after seeing a veggie burger too many. Good riddance.

[Anonymous No.11054704]

>>11054692
>the vegans are winning
Maybe when the delusional fucks stop owning cats.

[Anonymous No.11054710]

>>11054609
>vegetarians memed into paying equally for a veggie dish as a carnist does for his much more filling meat one

[Anonymous No.11054714]

>Comparing based Hezbollah to vegans

yikes from me, but he right on vegetarians and vegans.

[Anonymous No.11054722]

>>11054609
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11054766]

>>11054722
Quote from his book, Kitchen Confidentials. Forgot the end quote.

[Anonymous No.11054826]

>>11054609
>w-we only jew you if you're a v-vegetarian
glad that faggot hung himself

[Anonymous No.11054851]

>>11054826
>extra
>fourteen dollars
Wtf would you expect to pay at his restiraunt?

[Anonymous No.11054855]

>>11054851
*restaurant

[Anonymous No.11054856]

>>11054616
`Suck a cock. I mainly eat meat. A meal without meat is just wasted calories

[Anonymous No.11054865]

>>11054826
The Ethiopian place in town charges twice that for a vegetarian dish.

[Anonymous No.11054872]

>>11054865
Yeah, because they go for the authentic experience. Veggies (or food in general) is hard to come by in Ethiopia

[Anonymous No.11054876]

>>11054872
I’m talking about Lafayette, CO.

[Anonymous No.11054881]

>>11054876
Who is that `frenchman?

[Anonymous No.11054884]

>>11054881
Lafayette, Colorado, USA.

[Anonymous No.11054890]

>>11054872
Explain to me again why it’s cool for ethnics to literally gyp you and why my boy couldn’t charge half that for the same amount of food.

[Anonymous No.11054891]

>>11054609
>hates vegetarianism
>hates whites
Was this guy bizarro Hitler?

[Anonymous No.11054895]

>>11054891
>hates whites
How, and was that a Seinfeld reference

[Anonymous No.11054898]

>>11054865
this quote is not from the present year my dude

[Anonymous No.11054930]

ITT: "I'm a vegetarian except when I eat meat."

[Anonymous No.11054951]

>>11054895
He talked about how white people should be bred out of existence

[Anonymous No.11054955]

Hhhj

[Anonymous No.11054969]

>>11054951
Source or fake news.

[Anonymous No.11054978]

>>11054969
I'm too lazy to look it up, but it was all over for a while after he died. Something like "white people should be extinct in 70 years (and that's a good thing!)".

[Anonymous No.11054988]

>>11054978
He literally never said that, you mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.11054994]

>>11054978
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7eJqXEoUU3U
Did you mean this?

[Anonymous No.11055014]

>>11054623
you're not a vegetarian m8

[Anonymous No.11055067]

>>11054642
>thinks all foreigners eat meat

[Anonymous No.11055073]

>>11054609
Is this Bourdain? Wouldn't know, never kept up with him and wasn't a fan.

[Anonymous No.11055083]

>>11054682
So the best person in the world, then

[Anonymous No.11055087]

>>11054609
im trans vegan. i eat meat but identify with vegans.

[Anonymous No.11055092]

>>11055067
>thinks all foreigners understand vegetarianism

[Anonymous No.11055136]

>>11055073
I literally dont care if you care, do you care if i care

[Anonymous No.11055146]

>>11055083
More like a pretentious fuck with an identity problem.

[Anonymous No.11055158]

>>11055073
‘Tis a young Bourdain, yes.

[Anonymous No.11055424]

>>11054609
>“Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter-faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn.
I think Hezbollah would be offended to be associated with such nonsensical extremism.

[Anonymous No.11055477]

>>11054609
Vegetarians alive and happy
Bourdain dead from unhappiness.

[Anonymous No.11055480]

ITT: fags that enountered a vegan once if ever, assblasted that someone could have a different diet
>but they only do it tout feel superior
Threads like these are literally nothing but non-vegans feeling superior for not being vegan. For every obnoxious, arrogant vegan show-off, you can find 20 equally obnoxious, arrogant non-vegan show-offs. 90% of "vegan discussion" on the web is non-vegans offended by the mean vegans and claiming superiority. You, not the actual vegans, are the autists that can't shut up about veganism to save their lifes.
>b-but this screencap of a dumb vegan twitter attention whore that's been a vegan for 3 months
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING OBSESSED CUNTS NO ONE IS FORCING OR EVER TRIED TO FORCE YOU TO GO VEGAN STOP YOUR BITCHING ALREADY YOU FUCKING PUSSIES!!!!!!!!

[Not a vegan but they're ok by (...) No.11055494]

>>11055480
>Threads like these are literally nothing but non-vegans feeling superior for not being vegan.
The great thing about it is that they are actually going online seeking validation for pursuing the default choice. Hey look at me, look how awesome I am for basically just existing! This is your average anti-vegan rant

[Anonymous No.11055508]

>>11055480
Lmao who burnt your steak

[Anonymous No.11055512]

>>11055480
>being this triggered that a dead chef wouldn’t like you

[Anonymous No.11055521]

>>11055480
This is actually ITT people who think they can eat meat and still call themselves vegetarian or even vegan

[Anonymous No.11055539]

>>11054682
tru tru

[Anonymous No.11055542]

>>11055521
On 4chan if you don't pick the sesame seeds off your hamburger after autistically removing the lettuce and tomato, you're labeled a vegan PETA extremist and people get offended at you for your smug superiority. This sort of thing has happened to me before, and it's why I side with the vegans in these shitposting contests. At least vegans have a reason to feel persecuted, unlike so-called "omnivores" (a local misnomer for people who only eat microwave chicken tenders)

[Anonymous No.11055543]

>>11055477
check`d

[Anonymous No.11055556]

>>11055542
>On 4chan if you don't pick the sesame seeds off your hamburger after autistically removing the lettuce and tomato
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.11055560]

>>11055542
>vegans have a reason to feel persecuted

You fucking retard. Go to /ck/ for a week or so and see who starts the hate threads.

[Anonymous No.11055562]

>>11055542
thank you, i feel like majority people here just saw few vegans assholes and judge all vegans by it. But its actually diet of peace

[Anonymous No.11055575]

>>11055562
Diet of peace my ass.

[Anonymous No.11055588]

>>11055539
>After pickling beet

[Anonymous No.11055656]

>>11055560
>he said, in a thread explicitely created to mock vegans and vegetarians.
Go on, point me to the thread explicitely created to mock non-vegans then!

HARD MODE:
not one that's very obviously false flag/bait

[Anonymous No.11055661]

>>11055656
This thread is obviously false flag/baat

[Anonymous No.11055662]

not even going to read all this mental vomit and drivel you retards at 4chan barfed into this thread but a friendly reminder that "flexitarians" are real and numerous, "part time veganism" is probably the best diet you can have from a health standpoint

[Anonymous No.11055686]

>>11055662
good thing lot of people becoming reducetarian (reduces meat, eggs, dairy) and flexitarians, it is a good way

[Anonymous No.11055721]

>>11055560
I’ve been here since 2007, gamergater

[Anonymous No.11055830]

>>11055539
>no ppe
smdh

[Anonymous No.11055845]

>>11055662
>>11055686
>Needing a fancy label for an omnivore that mostly eats plants so you can put #flexitarian on your twitter bio

Why do people keep coming up with these bombastic dietary labels?

[Anonymous No.11055851]

>>11055845
A deep and nagging sense of their own unimportance.

[Anonymous No.11055952]

>>11055851
>w-why do people need labels of thingshurr durr???
so you tell that guy at the grocer you want the red sweet somewhat crunchy spheric fruit instead of just saying you want an apple? are all of you guys on here such autistic spergs

[Anonymous No.11055971]

Implying hezbollah is bad

[Anonymous No.11056009]

>>11054609
Thank god that insufferable cunt offed himself.

[Anonymous No.11056097]

>>11054609
Vegan is just another word for picky eater.
Gas them all!

[Anonymous No.11056137]

>>11054890
Where the fuck do you live? Around here ethnics charge less than fast food prices for the same volume of food.

[Anonymous No.11056152]

>>11056097
FATMOUSE HAS ISSUED A DECREE CONCERNING A TROUBLESOME WEED WHOSE LEAVES ARE CORRUPTING OUR CIVILIZATION AND LEADING OUR CITIZENS INTO DEPRAVITY.

THIS DANGEROUS PLANT IS BEING CULTIVATED ON A HUGE SCALE, IN BOTH INDUSTRIAL FARMS AND SMALL BACK-YARD GARDENS. MASSIVE DISTRIBUTION NETWORKS EXIST TO TRANSPORT THE LEAVES INTO OUR CITIES, WHERE THEY ARE SOLD OPENLY FOR AS LITTLE AS THREE DOLLARS A BAG. PEOPLE OF ALL AGES HAVE BECOME CHRONIC USERS; SOME USE IT EVERY DAY. USERS OF THE PLANT BECOME SKINNY AND UNDERNOURISHED, AND OFTEN GO ON TO USE EVEN WORSE SUBSTANCES.

THIS TERRIBLE PLANT IS KNOWN AS 'LETTUCE', THOUGH IT GOES BY MANY STREET NAMES: 'ROUGHAGE', 'SLAW', 'ICEBERG', 'ROMAINE', 'FIBER', JUST TO NAME A FEW.

TESTS SHOW THAT LETTUCE CONTAINS A NET NEGATIVE AMOUNT OF CALORIES, DUE TO THE EFFORT REQUIRED TO DIGEST IT. THE VERY IDEA OF "NEGATIVE CALORIES" IS AN ABOMINATION UNTO FATMOUSE. ANYONE WHO SO MUCH AS THINKS SUCH A THING IS GUILTY OF SEDITION. ANYONE WHO UTTERS THAT PHRASE IN PUBLIC IS GUILTY OF HIGH TREASON. LIFE DOES NOT MATTER, ONLY CALORIES MATTER. FATMOUSE MUST FEED.

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, LETTUCE IS A SCHEDULE 1 CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE, ILLEGAL TO MANUFACTURE, DISTRIBUTE, POSSESS, OR USE. VIOLATION IS SUBJECT TO SEVERE CRIMINAL PENALTIES, CIVIL FORFEITURES, AND FORCED PLACEMENT IN A REHABILITATION PROGRAM. REHABILITIATION CONSISTS OF INTRAVENOUS ADMINISTRATION OF HIGH-FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP UNTIL THE RAVAGES OF LETTUCE ARE CLEARED FROM THE BODY AND HEALTHY BLUBBER LEVELS ARE RESTORED.

[Anonymous No.11056159]

>>11054609
>comparing Ḥizbu'llāh to v*gans
al-mawt li-Isrāʾīl, al-laʿna ʿalā 'l-Yahūd

[Anonymous No.11056167]

>>11056009
>thankful for the pain and death of others
Is this the true face of veganism?

[Anonymous No.11056173]

>tfw 6'9" vegan

Honestly while the average meatard is 6'6" at most, I'm just not taking their arguments seriously.

[Anonymous No.11056180]

>>11056173
What's wrong with your ankle? Do you think it's related to your veganism?

[Anonymous No.11056182]

>>11056173
I think you don't quite understand how arguments work if you think height has anything to do with it.
also
>vegan resorting to hateful fallacies
who would have thought?

[Anonymous No.11056199]

>i dont eat meat apart from the times i eat meat
this is literally everyone, why would you need a name for it

[Anonymous No.11056214]

>>11056180
My geriatric gran nearly drove her mobility scooter in front of a fast moving van a few days, I pulled and stopped it but ended up getting the skin scraped off my ankle. It's now forming a scab.

>>11056182
Yeah I do. I'm 6'9" and can cycle 100 miles a day easily, the health opinion of a the average 5'9" fuck who can barely jog a mile means absolutely nothing to me.

There's an obese manlet I'm friends with who always says this shit lmao

[Anonymous No.11056230]

>>11055158
First time I've ever seen a young pic of him in my life.

[Anonymous No.11056232]

>>11056214
I was referring more to the pale color and the protruding bones rather than the scab.

[Anonymous No.11056245]

>>11056232
The pale colour is what a white person with no tan looks like. The bone is because I'm not a fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.11056250]

>>11056173
>that weirdly-shaped foot
Are you an alien or something ?

[Anonymous No.11056264]

>>11056250
I'm a tall man, not a female lmao

[Anonymous No.11056267]

>>11056173
Based

[Anonymous No.11056273]

>>11056214
It's like you didn't even read what I said, because your response is totally unrelated to anything that I said.

[Anonymous No.11056278]

>>11054625
The Dalai Lama will eat meat if presented to him, though he is a vegetarian
You calling him a faggot too?

[Anonymous No.11056284]

>>11056273
Cry some more manlet

[Anonymous No.11056305]

>>11055952
The apple isn't the attention seeker here anon.

[Anonymous No.11056307]

>>11056278
Yes.

[Anonymous No.11056310]

>>11056284
I called you out on being stupid and you reply with more name calling?
Are all vegans like this?

[Anonymous No.11056319]

>>11056310
No, I am though. Now stop crying lmao and move on with your life retard.

[Anonymous No.11056320]

>>11054890

Probably something stupid like racism

[Anonymous No.11056335]

>>11056319
No I won't I'm going to further humiliate your stupid ass in front of everyone.
I guess air is pretty thin up there huh? :^)

[Anonymous No.11056340]

Lmao at these sickly faggot grass eaters trying to gaslight regular humans.
It's not working, you have no power here.

[Anonymous No.11056346]

>>11056335
Graduated valedictorian with A*A*A*despite coming from a broken home, did exceptionally well at uni and applying to Cambridge part 3 next year having been told I've got a good chance of getting in by profs.

I dab in meatcucks cause it's funny and no one's going to change their opinions in this thread.

Now fuck off manlet retard lmao

[Anonymous No.11056355]

>>11056346

>city college drone the post

Laughing at your wasted life

[Anonymous No.11056361]

>>11056346
Sure you did all of that I belive you :^)
Your extremely poor reading comprehension and the ability to completely misunderstand everything according to your personal biases really shows your immense talents.
It's funny you need to tell me all of this in an anonymous imageboard for sharing pictures of childrens cartoons. Makes you seem really confident and secure :^)

[Anonymous No.11056362]

>>11056346
Why would you lie on the internet, anon ?
Get outta here brainlet. Behave like a retard, be branded a retard. No one gives a shit about your life.

[Anonymous No.11056365]

>>11056355
Lol. Fuck off manlet.

[Anonymous No.11056377]

>>11054609
I generally don't eat meat unless I know where it's coming from. Farmer's markets and local businesses or upscale dining is generally fine. Processed "meat" coming from across the country produced by a mega-farm disturbs me.

[Anonymous No.11056385]

>>11056361
Lol at the coping manlet

>>11056362
Yeah they do. Wouldn't get those (you's) otherwise.

[Anonymous No.11056392]

>>11056377
Basically this, fuck factory farmed meat.

[Anonymous No.11056398]

>>11056385
The literal definition of coping is when you start listing your redeeming qualities in a tight situation and you are the only one doing that here anon :^)

[Anonymous No.11056420]

>>11056398
The absolute cope. The absolute state of meatcucks. When will they learn their place is with their manlet arse on my cock?

[Anonymous No.11056427]

>>11056214
>can cycle 100 miles a day easily
Your teint doesn't look like it.

[Anonymous No.11056428]

>>11056420
You want the last post this badly?
too bad :^)

[Anonymous No.11056430]

>>11054616
>faggoty ass greentext
kys

[Anonymous No.11056435]

>>11056428
Give dis cock a suck meatboi

[Anonymous No.11056440]

>>11056214
Fucking Kek, you’re a joker my guy.

[Anonymous No.11056443]

>>11056232
do you seriously think that you shouldnt be able to see that bone? that it should be completely sunken in fat?

[Anonymous No.11056450]

>>11056284
>>11056214
>6”9
Everyone is a manlet to you you fucking mungo. P.S. no one save for the most self hating people would want to be 6”9, life is not catered to you.

[Anonymous No.11056453]

>>11056435
>the virgin vegan exposing their clitoris to the chad carnivore
Nature truly is amazing.
Seems like getting bullied really turns you on geiboi :^)

[Anonymous No.11056463]

>>11056450
Being able to dab on meatcucks more than makes up for dying early

>>11056443
No shit posting now, I've wondered it before and asked a doctor. It's completely normal, many people my height look similar. Google size 14 feet and it's not rare.

[Anonymous No.11056469]

>>11056453
Cope that your cock will never be this big

[Anonymous No.11056478]

>>11056463
i know, im being rhetorical. because of their cankles they dont even know their own anatomy

[Anonymous No.11056482]

>>11056173

Is your retarded ass implying that millions of years of genetics built by your meat eating battle hardened Viking ancestors has anything to do with your diet? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.11056485]

>>11056478
Sorry bro I just get so used to talking to literal retards on this website. I've heard lardarses say this with 100 prevent seriousness

[Anonymous No.11056489]

>>11056482
Yeah it's pretty much the only reason.

[Anonymous No.11056495]

>>11054616
>there are actually people like this in the world

[Anonymous No.11056510]

>>11054616
We have a word for this shit. It's called flexitarian.

[Anonymous No.11056538]

>>11055845
you can use one word or you can still describe it by the whole sentence, make your choice

[Anonymous No.11056552]

>>11056443
>do you seriously think that you shouldnt be able to see that bone?

I think you should be able to see it, but not to that degree. I'm underweight and my ankle bones protrude far less than that pic.

[Anonymous No.11056579]

>>11056346
Fucking based

[Anonymous No.11056587]

>>11056463
Hey, atleast you know your Achilles heal, so I’ll give you that.

[Anonymous No.11056609]

>>11056346
Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.11056761]

>>11056159

Quality post.

[Anonymous No.11056836]

>>11056278
The Dalai Lama is just an exiled slave owner. Why the fuck do you think the Chinese invaded Tibet?

[Anonymous No.11057174]

>>11056836
>le Penn and Teller Bullshit viewer
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.11057183]

>>11054714
>yikes
s o y

[Anonymous No.11057233]

>>11054666
Do vegans eat cum ?

[Anonymous No.11057247]

>>11054609
>To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.
Even with those things it was clearly not worth living. So there's that.

[Anonymous No.11057266]

>>11057233
I heard about a vegan girl that cried because her boyfriend’s cum tasted like ham.

[Anonymous No.11057272]

>>11057266
tears of joy?

[Anonymous No.11057283]

>>11057266
But cum is an animal product

[Anonymous No.11057288]

>>11057266
Hhammm? Do you say? Hhammm?
https://youtu.be/NgWn7zbgxZ4?t=38s

[Anonymous No.11057301]

>>11057272
Like she left the room running and sobbing.

[Anonymous No.11057348]

>>11057266
how would a vegan know what pork tastes like?

[Anonymous No.11057391]

>>11057348
They could have had pork before they went vegan.

Or they could be guessing based on aroma, given how much our sense of smell affects taste.

[Anonymous No.11057393]

>>11057348
Very, very few people are unfortunate enough to be raised vegan.

[Anonymous No.11057468]

>>11056173
ankylosaurus looking ass nigga finna go eat some fuckin cycads and shit lmao

[Anonymous No.11057493]

>>11057266
atleast she got that b12

[Anonymous No.11057582]

>>11057348
because her boyfriend's a pig

[Anonymous No.11057668]

>>11054891
Tony was worse Hitler didn't ever rape children

[Anonymous No.11057688]

>>11055539
>Implying killing a dog is bad thing

[Anonymous No.11057704]

>>11054609
kill yourself with drugs and alcohol

[Anonymous No.11057882]

>>11057668
>cuck and soiboy got worn out so now everyone who exhibits a shred of common human decency is a pedophile
Really helping your credibility there AJ.

[Anonymous No.11057982]

>>11054704

[Anonymous No.11057988]

>>11054856
>El ogro de las Américas

[Anonymous No.11058013]

>>11055477
Digits of truth

[Anonymous No.11058449]

>carnist cuck kysses himself
Vegans win again

[Anonymous No.11058575]

>>11057982
They’re not helping their cause by housing and feeding a hyper carnivore.

[Anonymous No.11058582]

>>11058449
What was their first "win"? When steve jobs offed himself trying to cure cancer with veganism?

[Anonymous No.11058894]

>>11054994
Well let me be naive and believe we can get along without all being brown. He blames the right, when on the left we have feminists trying to segregate us as well.

[Anonymous No.11058998]

>>11054609
>To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.
Pretty spooky projection in hindsight.

[Anonymous No.11059019]

>>11058582
You can't blame vegetables for Steve Jobs dying. He was probably fucked no matter what he tried, but also I don't think there's any dietary restriction that kept him from using conventional treatments.

[Anonymous No.11060148]

>>11056173
MEATDICKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

[Anonymous No.11060195]

>>11056346
Superiority is literally why I went vegan. To shove my ethical superiority in all of their stupid faces. No falseflag. I'm vegan. They are retarded, smelly, unethical meatcucks.

It feels amazing.

[Anonymous No.11060223]

>>11060195
you can get help for your eating disorder.

[Anonymous No.11060238]

>>11060223
>implying
I'm better than you. I literally am a god in comparison. Bow down to you ethical superior, peasant. Consider yourself blessed simply by my reply.

[Anonymous No.11060240]

>>11060238
you are delusional from poor nutrition. You may need to go in-patient. Save yourself friend.

[Anonymous No.11060248]

>Some people can't eat meat much, or at all, or would prefer not to for their personal reasons
>For some reason, invites constant criticism, insult, and manipulation into eating meat products
Seriously, what's the problem? What makes you give a fuck what people eat?

[Anonymous No.11060252]

>>11060248
same reason it is sad when teen girls cut themselves because their uncle touched them. It is not your fault vegans. You do not have to only eat side dishes.

[Anonymous No.11060288]

>>11060240
Try again high school dropout

[Anonymous No.11060304]

>>11060288
I taught high school actually.

You may have to be eased back on to food. You are making a good start by savoring all those cocks.

Serious. Get help. You have an eating disorder.

[Anonymous No.11060322]

>>11060304
Did you teach in 'murica?
Anyone who thinks vegans suffer from poor nutrition take their "facts" from memesites and imagemacros.

[Anonymous No.11060331]

>>11060322
France and America.

Cutters and anorexics make excuses for their illness to. There are people waiting to help you. The first step is admitting you have a problem.

[Anonymous No.11060334]

>>11060331
I feel bad for your preschoolers.

[Anonymous No.11060339]

>>11060334
you feel bad because you are starving and have mental issues. Normal people do not think about food and animals anywhere near as often as vegans. You are fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.11060352]

>>11060339
>t. seething child triggered by altruism

[Anonymous No.11060356]

>>11060352
lost cause I guess. I am sure someone somewhere may miss you.

[Anonymous No.11060403]

>tfw powering the 6'9" soyframe with soya (TM) chicken paid for from my self earned 300k at 21 (bitcoin) (note you will never have this much money lmfao when you're 60 yet alone 21 lmao) bank account

Life's good when you're not a meatretard.

[Anonymous No.11060411]

>>11060403
Based

What's your endgame?

[Anonymous No.11060414]

>>11060411
Dabbing on meatretards. They're a joke and need to be put in their place.

[Anonymous No.11060431]

>>11060403
Is 6'9 and vegan the new dankest maym?
>tfw 6'9ing while vegan

[Anonymous No.11060438]

>>11060431
Yeah pretty much I'll force it until carnretards stop crying (never), I get bored or I go back to uni

[Anonymous No.11060466]

>>11057688
go kill a dog and then tell your friend and family

[Anonymous No.11060585]

>>11054609
not cooking the vegans meals in animal fat

[Anonymous No.11060590]

>>11054609
Imagine having so low an opinion of humanity that you thought sticking things in their mouths was the best thing they could achieve. I'd kill myself if I thought like this.

[Anonymous No.11060594]

>>11055539
thinks all animals are equal do you cry everytime a fly dies

[Anonymous No.11060616]

>>11056173
>6'9
stopped reading there

[Anonymous No.11060628]

>>11056346
lanklet with the mind of a manlet

truly a cruel existence

[Anonymous No.11060645]

>>11054609
Well he's not wrong.
Carnies are literally smarter than vegeaters, anyway. I personally don't even listen to them since they're so far below me.

[Anonymous No.11060724]

>>11056346
Cute and based

[Anonymous No.11060772]

>>11056510
Wouldn't omnivore suffice?

[Anonymous No.11061076]

>>11060628
look at how strongly he lies online though! I am impressed.

[Anonymous No.11061085]

>>11060772
Omnivore doesn't sound as cool when you brag about your trendy diet on instabook.

[Anonymous No.11061171]

>>11060466
"this pitbull tried to maul my face so I killed it"
they'd be relieved

[Anonymous No.11061178]

>>11061171
and then they would start training another pitbull to finish the job

[Anonymous No.11061333]

>>11055480
>getting this mad about insufferable people on a Samoan flyfishing forum

[Anonymous No.11061346]

>>11061333
be nice. they have an eating disorder and cannot control what they are doing.

[Anonymous No.11062312]

>>11061346
>healthier
Nice try.

[Anonymous No.11062334]

>>11062312
cutters defend their disorder too. Get help.

[Anonymous No.11062599]

>>11062334
>seethingly triggered by altruism

[Anonymous No.11062601]

>>11062599
You’re not even trying to refute, are you?

[Anonymous No.11062605]

>>11062599
eat sausage and live, fuckhead.

[Anonymous No.11063364]

>>11054609
Looks like a Jew.

[Anonymous No.11063791]

>>11054609
Tall, handsome, smart, popular, rich. There are just some people who can never be happy.

[Anonymous No.11064165]

>>11055952
I don't have to speak with anyone, I select my own red, sweet, and somewhat crunchy spheres from the pile at my store.

[Anonymous No.11064390]

>>11054616
end yourself my man

[Anonymous No.11064432]

>>11056510

Who's "we," the lgbt community?

[Anonymous No.11064455]

>this entire thread

[Anonymous No.11064459]

>>11064455
Checked.

[Anonymous No.11064497]

>>11054609
This nigga looks like he could be a backup singer for Tears for Fears

[Anonymous No.11064504]

>>11058894
>the right doesn't want anyone darker than #ffffff out of the country
lol

[Anonymous No.11064509]

>>11054682
of course it's not, idiot

[Anonymous No.11064520]

>>11057283
obtained ethically

[Anonymous No.11064524]

>>11064497
he could have been the front man for inxs. both were hung dudes.

[Anonymous No.11064534]

>>11055092
its not fucking rocket science

[Anonymous No.11064557]

>>11056173
>dat deformed club foot
fuck off back to your gargoyles quasimodo

[Anonymous No.11064570]

>>11055480
based

[Anonymous No.11064585]

>>11054609
The saddest thing is that it never ends. I cooked for a vegetarian restaurant. It was gluten free, vegan, sugar free, salt free, and every fad diet you can imagine plus a whole lot of made up sensitivities which made certain nights waking nightmares. If vegetarians surround themselves with other vegetarians, it becomes a one upping sort of dietary affliction for a lot of them.

[Anonymous No.11064589]

>>11056173
have you considered amputating that deformed limb?

[Anonymous No.11064611]

>>11060238
alpha

[Anonymous No.11064791]

>>11054661
>>11054642
Nuh-No! Shut up! You're ruining my shitposting! STOP IT! Waaaahhhhh!

[Anonymous No.11064795]

>>11055480
Is this pasta? It should be. Someone save it.