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[poonilly No.11044452]

Which of these sauces looks hotter?
I'm thinking the one on the right because it looks like a shit load of extract made it to the top but it's also way runnier than the left.

Just wondering which I should open first, I accidentally drunk ordered 2 btw that's why there's more than one

[Anonymous No.11044462]

>>11044452
Definitely the one on the right.
What are you going to use these for? I always see these sauces as more of a novelty than an ingredient.

[Anonymous No.11044470]

>>11044452
the one on the left looks like it would be hotter because its closer to the light, but you could have LEDs that emit no heat. im still gonna say the left one though

[Anonymous No.11044481]

>Le totally ebin super hot spicyboy reddit sauces
You may as well be taking a shit on your food for all the good it does for flavor.

[poonilly No.11044531]

>>11044462
I just put it on pizza. Love chasing the spice dragon, you can get a little high from it sometimes.

[poonilly No.11044573]

See you boys on the other side, couldn't get the extract to shake back into the sauce, I'm gonna be in for a wild ride.

[Anonymous No.11044610]

>>11044452
left has less oil, so it's hotter. when you shake up these hot sauces, the oil disperses to dull it, so you don't accidentally a drop that's pure heat

[Anonymous No.11044613]

>>11044531
Me too, but it gives me horrible stomach cramps. I don't like to be at work and have stomach cramps so I mix some in with texas pete and redhot bottles until its hot enough without killing my insides.

I can eat this one plain without cramps and I love the flavor

[Anonymous No.11044633]

>Monster Zero
like pottery

flavorless battery acid is only fun with friends

[Poonilly !pOonIlLy/o No.11044645]

>>11044613
>gives me horrible stomach cramps
Yeah the hot sauce demon babies suck. Worst I ever got was from eating 2 reapers or maybe from a hot chicken contest I went to

[Anonymous No.11044656]

>>11044645
Worst I had was probably when I was around 12 years old. Went to buffalo wild wings and got the hottest boneless wings available, and ate them all. Even dipped the fries in the sauce in the tray. It was the only meal I ate that day and I woke up in the middle of the night in agony.

[Anonymous No.11044673]

>>11044573
Ah, brings me back to those days as a 24yr old boomer, we didn't have those fancy zero ultras back then though, we had to make do with the green cans :(

[Poonilly !pOonIlLy/o No.11044678]

>>11044656
Love that sauce that you posted, eaten several bottles. It's a definite baby giver if you have enough and can cause panics for me too if I put enough on my 'za or in my ramen

[Anonymous No.11044681]

>get drunk for a few days
>keep telling myself i'll eat later so i can get more drunker now
>wake up
>have more to drink
>put off eating
>finally out of booze
>don't want to eat
>eat anyway
>hot sauce it
>have stomach cramps and pain for the next 6 hours
>go to toilet room every 40 minutes
>most of the time it's just urine
>first poops are solid and normal but spicy so they burn my o ring
>later poops are spillage like a can of chili (no beans)
>sober up for a couple days
>poop goes back to normal
>start drinking again
I don't even really like the taste of it, I just like how it burns my mouth.

[Poonilly !pOonIlLy/o No.11044918]

I'm getting a small baby now n__n