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Based

>> No.11042562

>>11042552
Baste

>> No.11042590
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try again incel. this is mans mustard. ingredients: mustard

>> No.11042609

>>11042590
>suitable for vegans and vegetarians
>real man

Yeah, I don't think so.

>> No.11042634

>>11042609
Rice, bread, water, and oxygen are all suitable for vegans and veggies. I guess real men don't take them lolz

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>>11042590

>> No.11042669

>>11042609
it might be suitable for vegans however what is the actual point of mustard unless you slap it on a big lump of cow? I mean seriously mustard on tofu?

>> No.11042683

>>11042552
>HFCS
>soybean oil
you enjoy that

>> No.11042696

>>11042634
correct. I drink only duck's blood and breathe only cattle farts.

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>>11042552

>> No.11042748

i've had "hot" mustard, but it really wasn't hot at all. tasted like a normal mustard with a bit more zest.

is there a mustard that's as fiery as horseradish or wasabi? i want my sinuses cleared.

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I enjoyed this one.

>> No.11042771

>>11042748

>>11042715

>> No.11042848

>>11042715
based. mix with COLD water. wait 20 min for natural enzymes to produce the full flavour. eat within 24 hours

>> No.11042856

>>11042748
you want English. Coleman's mustard powder. no sweetners, vinegar or oil. just ground mustard seeds

>> No.11042874

>no fat
>no cholesterol
>low carbs
Wow, it's fucking mustard

>> No.11042876

>>11042748
>>11042715

>> No.11042890

>>11042874
Worked

>> No.11042893
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This is the greatest mustard ever, although you should probably get the extra strong or you'll just end eating it with a spoon.

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What am I in for lads? Their dijon was alright.

>> No.11042918

>>11042552
Ding-dong diddly BASED and DIMES

>> No.11042933

>>11042552
DING DONG DIDDLY BASED I FINNA BUST

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out of my way plebs

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>>11042552
>>11042890
>>11042918
>>11042933

>> No.11042954
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Superior Mustard. Mustard finna on that beat hoe!

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>> No.11043016

>>11042552
DING DONG DIDDLY /ASP/ 'BOUT TO DRAW THE HOUSE FOR /CK/ETTY.

>> No.11043026

>>11042552
I POST MUSTARD ON /CK/
I POST JR AND SAY IT'S BASED
DING-DONG DIDDLY

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>>11042552
Based JR spending his millions on slathering his meat

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/CK/. Give it to me! Give it to the people! Give me your best mustard, ya gotta give me something to work with here.

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>>11043079
i uhhh.. wasnt really prepared.. not sure if i... uhhhh.. there you go....

>> No.11043101

>>11042552
I can't fucking stand mustard. One time a guy dressed in all yellow stole my girlfriend and banged her in his mom's minivan, and one of my friends sprayed mustard in my heavy metal hair so I kicked the shit out of his car. Fuck mustard, woowoo.

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>>11043093
YOU GODDAMN CALL THAT MUSTARD?

>> No.11043123

>>11043117
well you know uuuhhh... my knowledge is limited and.. well umm.. yeah kinda.. that's what i feel like..

>> No.11043142

Is that mustard on raw or smackdown

>> No.11043160

>>11043142
IT'S FROM DING-DONG DIDDLY OKLAHOMA YA SUNVA BITCH

>> No.11043169

>>11043101
This mark finna get jobbed out to a condiment bruh LOOK AT HIS HEAD

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>>11043079
How about you suck my ding dong diddly dick, Steve

>> No.11043243

>that couple of month period where posting mustard in a gamethread worked pedojanny into such a frothing seethe that he deleted so many posts he either killed himself or got fired

>> No.11043269

>>11043243
The thing is, that meme was so forced and unfunny that it would have immediately died had he not been nuking it so hard

>> No.11043275

>>11043160
>typing out ding-dong diddly
Get the fuck out newfag

>> No.11043279

ALL THESE FINNA REDDITORS FINNA BOUTTA GET DABBED ON FINNA NEWFAGS

>> No.11043303

>>11043243
One of the best periods desu senpai.

>> No.11043537

>>11042904
That's my shoot favourite mustard. Use it on a pastrami panini and mama I'm finna CUMOLA just thinking about it

>> No.11043928

>>11043537
based

>> No.11043978

>>11043275
worked

>> No.11043985
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Who else is 'tard chuggin'?
2 minutes is where you see the Merlin of Mustard weave magic from the liquid gold.
https://youtu.be/KpoFLhO0akE

>> No.11044000

>>11042748
Just get mustard powder and make it fresh. It gets milder when it's older or cooked, but fresh mustard will definitely clear your sinuses. Sometimes if I take too much of it, it even makes my scalp tingle for some reason, and other people have said the same thing.

>> No.11044003

>>11042874
It's mustard with sugar, oil, and pepper. A serving size is only a teaspoon though, and that has 1g of sugar, so that means it's about 20% sugar. Not too bad but not really low carb either since nobody is only going to use a teaspoon of it.

>> No.11045485

>>11042904
this one pretty good

>> No.11045619

>>11042904
overwhelms whatever you put it on unless you use a thin layer

>> No.11045877

>>11042683
>he fell for the lel soy meme
This is just embarrassing.

>> No.11046267

>>11045877
t. open-mouthed young man

>> No.11046279

>>11042552
HOLY FUCKING DIMES