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11040854 No.11040854 [Reply] [Original]

>The virgin 60 seconds vs the Chad minute

>> No.11040874

More like the Virgin "time cook" + 1 + 0 + 0 + "start" vs the Chad "1 quick cook" amirite?

>> No.11040942

>>11040854
My current one just has a knob I spin until it's close to what I want.

>> No.11040951

>>11040874
I'd just hit 66 or 111 if I wanted about a minute, but why that specific duration? It's not like anything involved is referenced to it. Food doesn't know what a minute is.

>> No.11040952

>>11040854
Absolutely based

>> No.11040956

>Not just hitting "Add 30 seconds" twice

>> No.11040957

I've found that 45 seconds tends to be the optimal time. The result is food that is not cold but not piping hot. Just ready to eat.

>> No.11040958

>>11040951
>Food doesn't know what a minute is.
Care to prove that?

>> No.11040961

>>11040951
Because moron, every fucking microwave made in the last 15 years starts cooking for 1 minute at 100% power when you press 1 and nothing else.

>> No.11040963

>>11040961
look out everyone, we have an expert microwave operator over here
how many hotpockets have you prepared to achieve this lofty certification?

>> No.11040970

>>11040963
I had learned that after literally 1. I'm sorry you're so fucking stupid that you consider basic operation exclusive to experts.

>> No.11040971

>>11040961
Pressing a button for a minute makes sense, but specifically inputting 6-0 or 1-0-0 is very arbitrary. 6-6 or 5-5 is just as good. I also stopped adjusting tv volume in increments of five before my balls dropped.

>> No.11040974

>>11040970
Oh anon, it's not that I'm stupid, it's that I haven't been reduced to using the most degenerate form of food preparation.
Now run along, I believe you are being called away to consume another sodium bomb
>BEEP
>BEEP
>BEEP

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>>11040974
>Hurr Durr microwaves are for plebs and I would never use one.
>Posts in a thread about microwaves
GTFO you stupid faggot

>> No.11040998

>the virgin premature stopper vs the chad let that shit beep

>> No.11041010

>>11040998
I let it beep a second time so I don't get burned by surprise steam plumes or exploding glass.

>> No.11041012

>>11040998
b-but I don't want to wake up my stepdad

>> No.11041028
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>>11040998
>pressing stop
>not just opening the door when you're ready to eat

>> No.11041036

>>11040998
I wish mine had a mute, just for me, I live alone, but it doesn't. It beeps a few times after if I ignore it and it's annoying. It stays unplugged when not in use because I don't trust a cheap microcontroller with that much power.

>> No.11041045

>>11041036
There's a speaker inside anon, pop the cover off and clip one of the wires.

>> No.11041057

>>11041045
I tried that with a toy once and the whole thing stopped working.

>> No.11041071

>>11041057
Just clip the right wire. The mcu won't care as long as it isn't one of the door switches

>> No.11041078

>>11041071
I don't care about Marvel movies.

>> No.11041083

>not hitting start twice for the automatic 30 seconds

>> No.11041087

>>11040998
this is unironically me, the flurry of beeping when it finishes on its own gives me anxiety

>> No.11041088
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>>11040854
What if you don't need the extra 40 seconds? Bet you didn't think of that you idiot.

>> No.11041089

>>11041083
30 seconds is too short to cook anything and I don't care enough about the temperature of my cooked food to go out of my way to heat it. Anything that's unpleasant cold shouldn't be eaten anyway.

>> No.11041090
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Just unplug it and don't touch this and you'll be fine

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>>11041088
what would you do if you wanted to add 40 seconds though

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>>11041078

fucking kek

>> No.11041173

>>11041150
Add 1 minute open door at 20

>> No.11041318 [DELETED] 

>mid gold is full of lvl 50s
I just dont know how people are leveling so fast.

Is it $$$$$?

>> No.11041323 [DELETED] 

>>11041318
Huh wrong board and wont let me delete.

Time for pizza rolls.

>> No.11041409

I just press the 30 second button twice

>> No.11042077

>>11041010
>>11041036
>>11041045
>>11041089
schizo central

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>>11040998
>>11041028
i don't mind if you open it early, but you better press cancel. i look at the microwave to find out the time, not to find out how long you couldn't wait.

>> No.11042979

>>11040971
>I also stopped adjusting tv volume in increments of five before my balls dropped.

how else are you supposed to fucking do it you fucking retard?

>> No.11043715

>>11042979
I stop wherever it sounds best.

>> No.11043842

>>11041409
this anon gets it