Carnivore Thread

[Anonymous No.11023846]

Based rules:
>post meat only food and recipes
>btfo vegans
>jesus hitler

keto fags and environmentalists not welcome

[Anonymous No.11023855]

>>11023846
> Being a 30yo boomer with colon cancer

Hope you think of how right we were when you're on chemo.

[Anonymous No.11023887]

>>11023855

[Anonymous No.11023890]

If you went on a carnivore diet wouldn't you get scurvy? You know, that disease that basically marks you as a failed person?

[Anonymous No.11023894]

>>11023846
>Jordan Peterson
Cringe

[Anonymous No.11023903]

>>11023890
>lack of vitamin C marks you as a failed person

uhh just take supplement once in a while which you should already be doing??

[Anonymous No.11023922]

don't you need to eat it raw to get the perfect nutrition of red meats
reminder Peterson's wife is ugly and his kids are sickly

[Anonymous No.11023925]

>>11023846
There's a lot of things you can do that will temporarily cure your depression until the novelty of it wears off.

Also, tell me how a carnivore diet includes alcohol, which is made from sugar?

[Anonymous No.11023931]

>>11023855
>American cattle industry 2 . jpg
>some poo in loo slaughtering emaciated cows in the mud
Americans don't eat skinny cows. Try again.

>>11023903
>which you should already be doing??
Why should I already be doing this? I get my vitamin C from fruit. 3 servings of fruit a day gets you there and then some.

>>11023846
What's wrong with her body? Is it just the camera angle or does she actually have a huge head and tiny arms like a T Rex?

[Anonymous No.11023932]

>>11023925
all non-faggy diets include alcohol

[Anonymous No.11023933]

>>11023890
Lemon Chicken?
Lemon over Salmon?

[Anonymous No.11023936]

Lmao Jordan Peterson is a "lifestyle guru" now?

[Anonymous No.11023945]

>>11023933
>Lemon
>Carnivore diet

What animal do lemons come from?

[Anonymous No.11023950]

>>11023932
Obviously, but it's stupid to call it a "carnivore diet" when you're regularly consuming something made from sugar. He's just basically making clickbait about him eating more meat now and probably less shitty refined carbs and junk food.

[Anonymous No.11023955]

> Jordan Peterson

You know how you're a Nazi in denial?

[Anonymous No.11023963]

>>11023945
whatever animal that eats lemons will have lemons in its stomach

[Anonymous No.11023967]

I heard Jordan Peterson once kicked a pregnant black lady and then tried to sue her for assault. Just unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.11023968]

>>11023925
>tell me how a carnivore diet includes alcohol, which is made from sugar?
feed alcohol to an animal then exsanguinate them

[Anonymous No.11023973]

Isn't Jordan Peterson the guy that burnt down a black church in Alabama and then got off on a technicality?

[Anonymous No.11023993]

>>11023936
>>11023955
>>11023967
>>11023973
based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.11023995]

>>11023967
>>11023973
Jordan Peterson is a badass. i like him even more now

[Anonymous No.11023997]

From CNN:

> Dr. Jordan Peterson, over 20 years, has personally lynched more blacks with his bare hands than the history of the entire Democratic party.

[Anonymous No.11024004]

>>11023890
The article's title is misleading. They basically just stopped sourcing most of their calories from carbs.

[Anonymous No.11024007]

>>11023890
I dont have scurvy yet and i have eaten nothing but meat for 2 months. According to google, symptoms of scurvy should develop in 4 weeks. I also take no supplements. There are a few theories. 1.) meat contains some vitamin c (only 15 - 20mg a day is required to prevent scurvy) 2.) our bodies recycle vitamin c when we are in a carniverous state 3.) our bodies produce vitamin c (even though this is thought impossible due to us lacking a certain enzyme in the liver which prevents glucose being converted into asorbic acid). 4.) there is another molecule synthethized by the body and is used in place of vitamin C to prevent scurvy occuring.

[Anonymous No.11024016]

>>11023997

That would be a helluva feat.

[Anonymous No.11024023]

Time and research is needed before getting behind this diet.
https://www.popsci.com/carnivore-all-meat-diet

[Anonymous No.11024113]

>>11024023
That whole article is bunk. Sailors got survy because they were eating hardtack which was preventing their bodies entering a fat adapated state, if they had only ate meat they wouldnt have developed scurvy.

folate, vitamin E and c are all present in animal products as well as all other essential vitamins and minerals. Maybe not in the RDA quantities but the RDA are arbitrary made up numbers, research how they come up with these numbers, its a load of crap.

The body also handles vitamins and minerals differently in absence of carbohydrates, some are recycled. For example the kidneys reabsorb sodium, potassium, calcium and magnesium when in a fat adapted state to conserve them. So the amount required via diet decreases as they are not being lost as easy due to there not being an over abundance.

[Anonymous No.11024148]

>>11023925
Vegans have higher levels of depression and anxiety.

[Anonymous No.11024153]

>>11024007
sooner or later your luck is going to run out, check your toenails

[Anonymous No.11024174]

>>11024148
>Vegans have higher levels of depression and anxiety.

You would too if you spent all of your days on 4chan preaching only to get laughed at.

[Anonymous No.11024180]

>>11024148
Do they get it from the diet, or do they go to the diet because of the mental illness?
I see a lot of people with depression go for all sorts of fad diets and other bullshit because they're impressionable and in desperate need of feeling some kind of control over their lives.
I don't think someone who's mentally healthy will become depressed from switching to a vegan diet.
And no, I'm not vegan myself.

[Anonymous No.11024196]

>>11023890
Liver has more vitamin C than any fruit.

[Anonymous No.11024204]

>>11024180
Who knows, it could be why.

Though I do believe there's a connection between excessive carb intake and anxiety if you can't control it

[Anonymous No.11024215]

>>11024196
nobody outside of 3rd world countries eats liver

[Anonymous No.11024230]

>>11024215
I do and i live in a first world country, so do many other people, organs are delicious if cooked correctly. Kidneys, heart, liver, all good stuff. Liver in natures multivitamin.

[Anonymous No.11024238]

>>11024215
>nobody outside of 3rd world countries eats liver

wtf? Are all vegans this ignorant and racist?

[Anonymous No.11024259]

>>11024230
yeah nah

all the garbage gets stored in the organs, it's basically refuse

[Anonymous No.11024264]

>>11024259
>all the garbage gets stored in the organs
Go back to school, anon. you clearly never learned anything the first time.

[Anonymous No.11024270]

>>11024230
Fruit and veg is nature's multivitamin.

[Anonymous No.11024291]

>>11024270
That doesn't make sense, given that liver contains far more vitamins and minerals per unit weight.

[Anonymous No.11024296]

>>11024264
enjoy your heavy metals, pesticides and toxins

[Anonymous No.11024303]

>>11024296
Why would I be enjoying any of those?
You do realize that the liver works by secreting enzymes which destroy toxins, right? Things go OUT of the liver, not into it.

>>he actually believes the liver is a filter meme

[Anonymous No.11024309]

>>11024303
>liver secretes enzymes which destroy heavy metals and pesticides

woah

[Anonymous No.11024313]

This is a bullshit headline. They are eating meats and greens.

[Anonymous No.11024317]

>>11024296
>enjoy your heavy metals, pesticides and toxins

No thanks. That's why I don't eat pesticide laden "organic" fruits certified by monsanto.

[Anonymous No.11024318]

>>11024303
>>>he actually believes the liver is a filter meme
This

The liver gets the same blood ran through it as every other part of the body. It produces enzymes etc. that alter certain parts of the blood, such as toxins or medicines, but it's not like a filter that catches and retains all the bad stuff.

[Anonymous No.11024322]

>>11024313
>This is a bullshit headline. They are eating meats and greens.

It's ok. Liberals don't fact check nor do they care. Let them wallow in their ignorance.

[Anonymous No.11024324]

>>11024318
don't waste your time. you're dealing with someone who won't eat anything other than dino tendies and making up bullshit to justify their own picky eating.

[Anonymous No.11024338]

>>11023931
You think he fucks his daughter?

[Anonymons No.11024341]

>>11023955
who is this meme and why do i see her all the time?

[Anonymous No.11024347]

>>11024322
Your vegan looks to have leather boots and a leather chain strap.

[Anonymous No.11024353]

Has anyone seen Sv3rige on Youtube? He's pretty retarded but looks healthy. He's been eating only meats and dairy for years

[Anonymous No.11024390]

I’m about to do the steak and eggs diet. If I understand it correctly, you go five days only eating steak and eggs, then on the sixth day you eat anything you want, right? Anyone know anything about it?

[Anonymous No.11024400]

>>11024390
alternate day keto vegan fasting is better

[Anonymous No.11024402]

>>11024390
Steak and eggs and eggs and steak.
That's what you should have for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.11024404]

>>11023846
>racist kermit the frog is a nutritionist now

[Anonymous No.11024420]

>>11024404
food guru actually

[Anonymous No.11024466]

>>11023890
don't try to argue with people that don't understand the miraculous survival machine that is the human body.
You can survive for years, even recorded decades being nutritionally deficient.
The only true way to know your fucked or not is go get a blood test

[Anonymous No.11024472]

>>11023903
>carnivore only diet
>lol just take supplements every day
... you're not very good at understanding what you read, are you?

[Anonymous No.11024477]

>>11023846
why does his daughter look like the love child of gal gadot and lena dunham?

[Anonymous No.11024493]

>>11023890
That's alcoholism m8

[Anonymous No.11024498]

>>11024404
>racist

[Anonymous No.11024502]

>>11024493
wrong vitamin, alcoholics get pellagra not survy

[Anonymous No.11024521]

anti-racist LGBT-friendly vegan and PROUD

Peterson must be stopped

[Anonymous No.11024531]

Since this is essentially a keto thread - what do you guys eat for breakfast?

I'm getting tired of bacon and eggs.

[Anonymous No.11024542]

>>11024004
on Joe Rogan, Peterson said he only eats beef steak and fired beef fat, also only drinks water

[Anonymous No.11024550]

>>11024341
google Big Red Feminist

[Anonymous No.11024560]

>>11023846
Burgers. Mince 50% pork 50% beef maybe add breadcrubs and an egg if you fancy that.
Dont use that fukken crushed meat nigga, the industrial grinders force meat through holes. Cut it, or lightly use a blade grinder.
I never tried that shit about smashing burgers. Don't they end too dry?

[Anonymous No.11024566]

>>11024542
I get all my dietary advice from Rogan.

[Anonymous No.11024596]

>>11024531
keto his High Fat, Low Carbs, LOW PROTEIN you fucking idiot, you can't reach ketosis if your gorge yourself on meat

literally read fucking wikipedia

[Anonymous No.11024615]

I was walking in NY behind Jordan Peterson and I swear, he literally tried to push a black 5 year old in front of a bus. And get this, he was laughing... LAUGHING while he did it!! This monster is Hitler times 50.

[Anonymous No.11024625]

>>11024566
i didn't say that was rogan's diet

[Anonymous No.11024627]

>>11024542
He said in an other interview with him and his daughter that he mostly stopped eating carbs. I'll try to find it, but it was a minor point. Eating just steak and beef fat would give you some nasty shits.

[Anonymous No.11024633]

>>11024566
What is that grease? Is that grease?

[Anonymous No.11024634]

>>11024627
*a minor point in the interview

[Anonymous No.11024635]

I once saw Jordan Peterson go into Ruths Chris', order $450 worth of steaks, and literally just throw them into the trash while ranting & shouting something about "fuck dem cows."

[Anonymous No.11024642]

>>11024550
Her name is chanty binx, fuckface!

[Anonymous No.11024645]

Jordan Peterson is so racist, he supports abortions and "pro choice" only in black neighborhoods.

[Anonymous No.11024648]

I once saw Jordan Peterson walk into a farm and eat a live cow.

[Anonymous No.11024657]

>>11023855
>American

[Anonymous No.11024675]

Jordan Peterson is so racist, that he's officially registered as both a Crip and a Blood, just so he can blacks on both sides.

[Anonymous No.11024685]

>>11024657
That anime girl has fetal alcohol syndrome.

[Anonymons No.11024722]

>>11024675
>just so he can blacks
is "blacks" a verb now?

[Anonymous No.11024742]

>>11024633
Most likely butter that he fried the eggs in.

[Anonymous No.11024755]

>>11024722
it means to 'steal or kill'

[Anonymous No.11024769]

>>11023846
Id like to eat her beef if you understand my vernacular

[Anonymous No.11024781]

I heard Jordan Peterson loves Chinese pandas but secretly wishes they weren't so "mixed looking"

[Anonymous No.11024803]

>>11024685
Is that because she has giant eyes and no nose?

[Anonymous No.11024806]

>>11024215
nobody outside of 3rd world countries is a vegan

[Anonymous No.11024850]

Mix:
>ricotta
>parmesan
>onion powder
>garlic
>chopped jalapenos

Prep:
>cut porkchop or chicken breast into a pocket
>put mix in pork/chicken pocket
>wrap with bacon or porchetta
>toothpicks for structural integrity

Throw it on a smoker with your favorite pork smoke.

Thinking of making it some time. What do you guys think? My imagination hasn't failed me so far.

[Anonymous No.11024865]

>>11024596

Wrong.

Ketosis is basically the absence of readily available glucose. Which meat can not provide you with since it's mostly protein, and protein itself can only be converted to ATP at a very unfavorable rate (you have to spend ATP to get slightly more ATP minus muscle). Protein hydrolysis for energy will be kept low if you exercise and eat enough fat - which is easy because meaty stuff is also fatty (if you're not a fag who only eats chicken breast and rabbit).

[Anonymous No.11024875]

>>11024865
Keto is 75% fat dude.

[Anonymous No.11024898]

>>11024875

I told you what keto is biochemically.
You enter ketosis if you don't eat carbs, it's pretty simple.
If you want to regurgitate another edgy food blog which in turn regurgitates some people who minmax everything (usually) because they are related to performance athletics - then sure, go ahead, eat lard, you'll get the most efficient ketosis in the least amount of time possible. I'm talking about healthy eating habits fitting the modern lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.11024900]

>>11024850
>carnivore
>cheese
Sounds okay though but I think it might be better to just serve the cheese on the side.

[Anonymous No.11024911]

>>11024898
Nice, now you can show your research to all those idiots at Hopkins and help all those poor epileptic kids

[Anonymous No.11024919]

>>11024803
It's because being a weeb is a birth defect.

[Anonymous No.11024927]

>>11024919
She's a weeb for herself?

[Anonymous No.11024930]

>>11024911
You might be the only epileptic kid in this thread, just so you know.

[Anonymous No.11024946]

>>11024627
>He said in an other interview with him and his daughter that he mostly stopped eating carbs.

On Joe Rogan he said he did that at first, and then gradually moved on to meat exclusively.
He also said that if he slips up and eat non-meat at all anymore, it fucks his health over for an entire month.

When you find your interview, compare the date with the Joe Rogan interview and see which one supercedes the other.

[Anonymous No.11024980]

>>11024946
>He also said that if he slips up and eat non-meat at all anymore, it fucks his health over for an entire month.
What a load of shit. He's probably making himself feel sick because he's a hypochondriac.

[Anonymous No.11024990]

>>11024946
What an idiot

[Anonymous No.11024993]

>>11024657
Leave Takagi-san out of the thread.

[Anonymous No.11025088]

>>11024898
I can see you get enough SALT in the ketoacidosis diet.

[Anonymous No.11025096]

>>11023855
as opposed to being this thing?
I'm reasy to roll those dices

[Anonymous No.11025113]

>>11025096
People have been making silly faces in pictures for hundreds of years. This pic is from 1840.

[Anonymous No.11025149]

>>11024900
I just assumed this thread was for everything anti-vegan. Those guys don't eat cheese, so I thought it was fair.

[Anonymous No.11025152]

>>11024946
yeah this one was about 3-4 weeks ago. he started on keto. he was eating some autistic meat and spinach diet every single day. then something convinced him that even spinach carbs were bad so he eats meat. just meat.

[Anonymous No.11025202]

I can't even escape from these peterson faggots on a cooking board.

[Anonymous No.11025216]

>>11023846

[Anonymous No.11025729]

When you're a child, what are the first games you play with other kids? Tag, and hide-and-seek. Do you know what you're actually doing? Practicing to hunt, because we're hunters. We by instinct, begin to do that almost immediately as a group. We are hunters, we eat meat.

Your lesson in bullshit civics that you learned from a hobo next to a dumpster is not going to change that.

[Anonymous No.11025747]

>>11025729
>Practicing to hunt
>We are hunters
A lot of us are farmers now though and that came with different genes. I'm not totally disagreeing with you but those games could also be seen as learning to escape predators or fight rivals too.

[Anonymous No.11025760]

>>11023846
>meat only
Enjoy your gout, faggot.

[Anonymous No.11025768]

>>11025747
The game didn't change just because a cerebral cortex formed. That is bullshit ideology. Dolphins for example, don't give a shit what the fuck you think about how many fish they eat. They just do it because that's what they are.

I'm running out of excuses for people that think they can be a catfish and eat termites because they're a xir thing that plays the flying accordion.

[Anonymous No.11025773]

>>11025760
thicc

[Anonymous No.11025812]

>>11023846
Didn't know that old Jordan had a daughter that was dumbfoundingly layable. I guess that goes up in the ledger for...reasons.

[Anonymous No.11025819]

>>11023855
Things that didn't happen, could but you don't know that for 1000, Alex.

[Anonymous No.11025827]

>>11023890
just drink some lemonade nigga

[Anonymous No.11025831]

>>11025827
Carnivore only diet

[Anonymous No.11025852]

>>11025831
>want to have a drink of water
>carnivore only diet fag, stop that
>need my autism pills
>carnivore ONLY

[Anonymous No.11025856]

>>11025852
That's like saying vegans can drink milk
No fruits, no vegetables

[Anonymous No.11025858]

>>11023890

Eat veal or beef liver once a week - it is one of the densest sources of micronutrients/vitamins/minerals

[Anonymous No.11025886]

>>11023846
Do you think he ever molestered her?

[Anonymous No.11025890]

>>11025856
Vegans, at least some of them to me, appear to simply hate being alive. It's an odd way to spend that time, troubling yourself with a reality you can't change. I guess at some point you simply convince yourself that your habits are rational and you're making a difference.

Except you're not, and you can live in that delusion if that's what pleases you; you will not however make me live in your world. On the basis that each is our own.

[Anonymous No.11025933]

>>11023903
>taking suplements
Good goy

[Anonymous No.11025946]

>>11024566
how the fuck do you make such a simple dish so poorly

[Anonymous No.11026000]

>>11023973
That's him

[Anonymous No.11026078]

>>11023846
>Juden Peterstein

[Anonymous No.11026333]

>>11025890
>will not however make me live in your world.
Wow... It's called a definition
We tend to follow them

[Anonymous No.11026347]

>>11023846
I'd like to fuck her gross stinky meat hole and make Jordan watch me, and I would look him in the eye and own him in a debate about who is more red pilled

[Anonymous No.11026371]

>>11025886
>hot daughter grows up with a psychologist father prescribing her antidepressants for her
what do you think

[Anonymous No.11026395]

>>11023997
For his PhD thesis he just threw 100 chinks in a big tank full of water and then electrocuted them. He said he "wanted to see what would happen"

[Anonymous No.11026481]

>>11023846
>Mikhaila
fuck white peepo

[Anonymous No.11026497]

>>11026395
what happened?

[Anonymous No.11026500]

I would like to see old pictures of her to know if she was actually fat and in pain