/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11016002]

what foods did the cavemen eat?

[Anonymous No.11016031]

>>11016002
Bronto burgers

[Anonymous No.11016048]

>>11016002

[Anonymous No.11016117]

For me, it's the McRock

[Anonymous No.11016157]

ROCKSTER, YABBA DABBA DO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgUB2uyXK6c

[Anonymous No.11016172]

>>11016002
Didn't you know it was the keto paleo atkins grapefruit weight watchers slimfast nutrisystem diet?!

[Anonymous No.11016181]

probably lots of scavenging.

stealing the kills performed by predators.

[Anonymous No.11016198]

hard fruits and berries, seeds, grass, bark, bugs, carrion, hunting when they had no other choice because starvation (was literally the most dangerous thing a caveperson could do which is why it was the men who did it)

[Anonymous No.11016232]

Mostly cheese, beef steaks and bacon
t. keto fag

[Anonymous No.11016608]

>>11016002
Organs and raw meat mostly

[Anonymous No.11016636]

>>11016198

Yeah, this. Hunting would have an extremely dangerous activity with wooden spears and stones.

[Anonymous No.11016646]

>>11016198
>>11016636
Yeah. Birds and fish are very dangerous.

[Anonymous No.11016655]

Monster sips, Aardvark sauce, some 'racha, and some 'cados all mixed in a cast iron skillet and a McChicken on the rare occasion

[Anonymous No.11016678]

>>11016002
requesting Berry-picker as fuck

[Anonymous No.11017174]

>>11016646
actually yes
birds used to hunt humans, the best we could do was to take eggs from smaller birds
and going next to a shoreline was equally dangerous
it wasn't until the neolithic revolution until humans started making nature our bitch

[Anonymous No.11017192]

[Anonymous No.11017323]

>>11017174
>birds used to hunt humans
Source? Genuinely interested.

[Anonymous No.11017361]

>>11017192
Jesus imagine being so autistic that you LARP as caveman and then make this bullshit image representing your caveman diet

[Anonymous No.11017507]

Anything they caught or found.

[Anonymous No.11017538]

>>11017361
>LARP

biologically, we're the same

[Anonymous No.11017550]

>>11017323
Look up Terrorbird

[Anonymous No.11017553]

>>11017550
>There were some suggestions that phorusracids, like the majority of Pleistocene megafauna, were killed off by human activity such as hunting or habitat change. This idea is no longer considered valid, as improved dating on Titanis specimens show that the last phorusracids went extinct over one million years before humans arrived.

[Anonymous No.11017559]

>>11017538
Hundreds of thousands of years ago, Europeans had Brown skin and no lactose tolerance. We're not biologically the same as our prehistoric ancestors, and diet has a lot to do with that.

[Anonymous No.11017562]

>>11017550
>implying terror birds were alive during the Quaternary

[Anonymous No.11017564]

>>11017538
Yes but we don`t need 3 hours to make fire anymore and we don`t die in our 30s
Also give caveman a hamburger and rifle and he`ll be rendeck in a month
nobody wants to be technologically retarded not even niggers, only autists

[Anonymous No.11017565]

>>11017559
>Hundreds of thousands of years ago, Europeans had Brown skin

Can I get a part in your next BBC drama production?

[Anonymous No.11017591]

>>11017565
You think your ancient ancestors came out of Africa looking like Cary Grant? Light skin only really took hold in Europe about 8,000 years ago, as dietary changes necessitated getting more vitamin D from sunlight. We're not biologically the same as cavemen.

[Anonymous No.11017614]

>>11016002
caves duh.

[Anonymous No.11017620]

>>11017591
>out of Africa

[Anonymous No.11017641]

>>11017620
The other human origin models are hot garbage, and you know it. You BBC Drama comment makes it clear you don't like African Origin it because it's got Black people in it.

[Anonymous No.11017647]

>>11017641
Wasn't my comment.
I can imagine stone-age Europeans looking quite dark, though. They were subject to the elements all days their skin was probably quite leathery.
Like those old ladies you see at the beach who do way too much fucking sun.

[Anonymous No.11017666]

>>11017192
>some people can digest lactose but dairy is bad because i think it should take longer to evolve
>no sugar but it wouldn't have been incredibly rare to find honey
>extracts & supplements
it's a decent start for people who have horrible diets but there's bad info here too

[Anonymous No.11017669]

>>11017647
>I can imagine stone-age Europeans looking quite dark, though. They were subject to the elements all days their skin was probably quite leathery.
It wasn't just environmental factors, it was also genetics. Tying this back to caveman diets, their diet would have had a lot more vitamin D in it from the foods they ate, but near-east farmers who had less vitamin D in their grain-rich diets arrived in Europe and brought changes in food production and several genes for light skin, which spread throughout Europe. Basically, the very fact that we eat differently than cavemen has made us different from cavemen.

[Anonymous No.11017681]

>>11017666
Honey is protected by bees my dude

You try stripping naked and busting open a beehive and see what the hell happens

[Anonymous No.11017691]

>>11017564
>Yes but we don`t need 3 hours to make fire anymore and we don`t die in our 30s

Neither did hunter-gatherers.

Technology doesn't necessarily affect us biologically though, so there's a huge difference between having surgery one time and what we literally put in our bodies every day

I'm sort of anti-technology too though, at least compared to most people. I don't bring my smartphone everywhere for example because I find them distracting and too stimulating.

[Anonymous No.11017695]

>>11017559
Most of humanity were hunter-gatherers 10 000 years ago, we're not talking hundreds of thousands of years ago.

[Anonymous No.11017697]

>>11017681
Did we not invent smoke yet?

[Anonymous No.11017698]

>>11017691
I don't own a smartphone.
Fuck the police.

[Anonymous No.11017762]

>>11017695
Yeah, I meant tens of thousands. And farming only appeared several thousand years ago, yet it's still altered human biology by changing our diet.

[Anonymous No.11017771]

>>11017691
i just keep it in my pocket because nobody lets me use their phones to make a call, i've not memorized any phone number but my own in years, and there's no pay phones/phone books anymore

[Anonymous No.11018230]

>>11016002
Meat mostly. Likely 95% carnivore and maybe a few berries if they happened across them during the summer months.

[Anonymous No.11018321]

>>11016002
Everything.

[Anonymous No.11018382]

>>11017641
the only thing behind the theory of humans coming from africa is that niggers today are still tribals

[Anonymous No.11018424]

>>11018382
well, the oldest bones are found there, but my theory is niggers just collect and do weird shit with bones. Nose bones and such. Makes sense.

[Anonymous No.11018440]

>>11018424
>well, the oldest bones are found there
Plenty of African bones can be found in your mother as well. Doesn't prove anything.

[Anonymous No.11018470]

>>11016002
this grug is hilarious

[Anonymous No.11018882]

>>11017192
>no sugar
>eat fruit
?

[Anonymous No.11018965]

cave food

[Anonymous No.11019055]

>>11017666
I think they mean no processed sugar. Carbs were about 20% of caveman diet and likely a lot of honey.

[Anonymous No.11020259]

>>11017192
Probably not realistic. Cavemen were scavengers so, they'd probably spend half the year eating random nuts and berries, then when winter comes they hunt Mammoths and eat them raw. Not that appetizing desu. Plus the "water" must've been 50% dirt with high chance of contracting several diseases at once.

[Anonymous No.11020725]

>>11018424
Older bones have been found in Europe though.

It's probable that the advent of modern humans occurred in multiple places around the same time.

[Anonymous No.11020876]

>>11016002
Vegan salads and lentil burgers.

[Anonymous No.11020954]

>>11016002
Raw meat, raw veggies and fruit, or poorly cooked/burnt meat
And no they didn't eat delicious strawberries and watermelon, they ate terrible awful fruit where 90% of it was inedible and hard to get into and even then wasn't very nutritious or filling

[Anonymous No.11022967]

>>11020259
What? Why do you think they were called HUNTER-gatherers?

>Plus the "water" must've been 50% dirt with high chance of contracting several diseases at once.

Yeah no. First of all water was cleaner back then and they built a tolerance to drinking it from birth meaning their bodies could filter the dirt better. Even today you can still drink out of plenty of natural water sources and be fine

[Anonymous No.11023018]

>>11016198
>caveperson
>thinks early humans where vegans
Checks out.

[Anonymous No.11023292]

Fresh baked cookies

[Anonymous No.11023523]

>>11022967
True about the water. As late as the 1840's Twain writes in, "Life on the Mississippi," about drinking water straight from the river and how good it was.