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>thanks for sharing some of your pizza with me bro!

>> No.11015867

Cryingnativeamerican.gif

>> No.11015871

>>11015856
I eat the crusts only when I'm really hungry or the dought is really good.
Most of the time I'd rather save more space for toppings or beer than just fill myself with just dough.

>> No.11015883

>not getting marinara or even fucking ranch to dip the bones in
plebs

>> No.11015898

>>11015883
you eat trash like a possum.

>> No.11015914

>>11015856
Well made pizzas with good dough are delicious, it's a treat to eat the crust.
The problem is that your usual pizza dough is never well made/cooked so you just kinda have to either chug it down like that which usually tastes bad or dive that shit into whatever shitty sauce they give out

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Sit tight for a minute, "bro" while I get your dessert ready.

>> No.11015932

>>11015856
why is this a meme? only women eat the crust

>> No.11015936

>>11015898
>the brownest most flavourful part of the slice of pizza that has a crispy olive oil and cheese edge
>trash
sorry but you suck dicks officially

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>>11015936
>most flavourful part of the slice of pizza
>crust
...

>> No.11015950

>>11015936
it is the pizzas handle. you are the poor kid that would suck on popsicle sticks for like an hour after they were gone. Just get more pizza you fucking hobo.

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>>11015945
>he actually thinks the seventy indistinguishable toppings is the most flavourful part of the pizza

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>>11015856
my pizza? no, that was my gay dogs Pupperoni Hump Rug. it was covered in AIDS-infected dog jizz.

you don't look like you're feeling well, you better lie down ...

>> No.11015965

>>11015956
>seventy indistinguishable toppings
I don't know what kind of trash pizzas you eat friendo but any good pizza is all about the sauce and maybe a bit o cheese, everything else is optional.

>> No.11015966

>>11015932
men eat the crust because they k ow it'll just go to waste otherwise, women throw the crust and that bit of cheese on the edge of the crust away

>> No.11016038

>>11015936
>>11015945
>>11015950
Go to Marco's Pizza or Hungry Howies and get crust toppers, you will learn that the crust IS the best part of the pizza.

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>>11015965
>enjoying the hot gooey stuff in the middle
sounds pretty gay fampai