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11013126 No.11013126 [Reply] [Original]

I cannot STAND those insufferable assholes who drink water out of milk jugs

>> No.11013158

>>11013126
You can buy gallon jugs of water.

>> No.11013162

On a similar note, what's with these people who act like drinking water is such a fucking achievement?

>> No.11013168

>>11013162
Because water sucks without lemon, or tea, or mint in it.

>> No.11013171

>>11013126
Drinking a gallon of water everyday will completely fuck up your organs. What an idiot.

>> No.11013173

>>11013162
It is an achievement to resist drinks with one of the most addictive chemicals know to man in them.

>> No.11013182
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>>11013162
Weak people can't function without validation.

However, getting mad about them and complaining about it to other people is similarly seeking validation.

You're both pathetic fucks in different ways. Them in their inability to do anything without posting to social media for support, and you for thinking that complaining about it makes you better.

protip - satisfied people with good lives don't do either of these things

>> No.11013184

That is definitely way too much water. I'd say even half a gallon per day is too much. I mean, sure, you could drink a gallon every day, there have been times I've done it. But every day for months would fuck you up. And christ, I'd be running to the bathroom to piss like a horse every couple hours, every day. Sounds like a nightmare.

>> No.11013185

hold your wee for a HOT body

>> No.11013191

>>11013162
Same people who think reading a fiction book is an achievement.

>> No.11013195

>>11013182
Destroyed.

>> No.11013200

>>11013182
you cool, anon.

>> No.11013201

>>11013184
The Institute of Medicine (a nonprofit, nongovernmental org) currently recommends that adult men should drink at least 104 ounces of water per day, which is about 0.85 gallons

Don't

>> No.11013202

>>11013184
Are you fucking retarded, dude? The body can process about a litre an hour, and there's less than 4 litres in a gallon. A gallon is not that much water when consumed over a 16 hour period.

>> No.11013206

>>11013201
lmfao fuck, I don't know where the
>dont
came from, but that really changed the message I was trying to get out

>> No.11013207

>>11013201
t. water company

>> No.11013208

>>11013182
It was a passing comment on 4chan, anon

>> No.11013214
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>>11013208
Then you have nothing to worry about and you shouldn't feel the need to defend it, right?

>> No.11013217

>>11013201
The amount of water you need is going to vary so much from day to day why would you bother with a recommendation?

>> No.11013219
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>>11013201
DONT BELIEVE BIG WATERS LIES

>> No.11013224

>>11013214
You're right and we're on the same page here

>> No.11013264

>>11013171
This. Unless you're on some medication that requires a lot more water than normal, you need like, one ounce per kg of body weight. Roughly.

>> No.11013268

>>11013201
>drinking the liquid jew

>> No.11013274

>>11013264
>This. Unless you're on some medication that requires a lot more water than normal, you need like, one ounce per kg of body weight. Roughly.
You should hydrate every 10-15 mins when exertion or exercising in summer heat.

>> No.11013276

>>11013274
>exertion or exercising

Where the fuck do you think you are

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>>11013162
I literally have a giant ass growler from a local brewery that I just fill water with and pound every day. I don't think I ever put beer in it desu senpai.

>> No.11013383

>>11013182
here's your upvote so you can feel better about yourself

>> No.11013397

>>11013126
what do you not hate theN? milk BAGS? FUCK CANADIANS

>> No.11013404

>>11013284
this is a weird way to come out as a faggot.

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>>11013182
Better pack a burn heal.

>> No.11013445

If you're thirsty, drink water. If you aren't thirsty, don't drink.
How is that hard for people to understand. Even brain damaged squirrels can manage it.

>> No.11013577

>>11013162
I drink more than a gallon of water a day. But I also do cardio, sauna, and live in phoenix.

>> No.11013591

>>11013126
>you don't see motivation posters on the walls of successful people
Imagine being such a brainlet that you need to write down motivational shit to drink water

>> No.11013602

>>11013274
No shit, but most people arent exerting themselves anymore

>> No.11013627

>>11013602
fatty pls

>> No.11013633

>>11013577
I don't know senpai if I didn't have this poster on my wall telling me to breathe I'd be in some trouble.

>> No.11013658

>>11013182
>people seeking validation
>protip
The irony

>> No.11013661

>>11013445
You'd be surprised how many dehydrated people there are who don't know it.

Your piss should look closer to water than to iced tea.

>> No.11013662

>>11013126
do you mean mexicans crossing the frontier illegaly? because i think those are the only ones

>> No.11013689

>>11013661
>iced tea
You have worse problems, than dehydration, if your piss looks like that.

>> No.11013695

>>11013689
As someone in the medical field who handles piss regularly, you'd be surprised.

>> No.11013698

>>11013126
i've never seen anyone do this.

>> No.11013705

>>11013126
I blame Sam Hyde.

>> No.11013707

>>11013695
I used to be a MA. I would have to piss test people all the time. The worst was ALWAYS 40+ yo women. Their piss has the highest chance of smelling up the entire lab with this foul rotting yeast/shit odor or having blood in their urine. That was the first time in my life I felt like actual faggots kind of have a point.

>> No.11013714

Hi everyone, here's my #1 pro tip on how to start drinking more water:
Don't buy any drinks, tap water is practically free

>> No.11013722

>>11013707
I had a 19 year old asian girl opiate addict whose piss smelt like it was weaponized. Like, I came into work and the lazy cunt nurses pushed it onto me. I stepped through the door and asked if there was a gas leak.

I always wondered if it had to do with something in asian genetics and how some of them don't have BO or earwax and it somehow concentrates in their piss.

>> No.11013738

>>11013707
Before every piss test I drink a bunch of coffee or eat asparagus to make your job miserable

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>>11013126
you expect me to believe there are people who stay up from 7 a.m. all the way to nine pm

>> No.11013745

>>11013126
you must be female. only literal retards like women get mad at how people drink their own water.

>> No.11013746

>>11013738
Neither of those things matter. What sucks most is old people and dehydrated people.

>> No.11013747

>>11013739
>let ironic weeaboo NEET shitposting
EPIC xD

>> No.11013753

>>11013746
Really? Dammit

>> No.11013781

>>11013162
If you haven't noticed, drinking water around here is worthy of commendation
>>11013191
Many of the great works of literature are fiction you nonce.

>> No.11013796

>>11013781
muh computer science major

>> No.11013801

Drinking water by the gallon makes mustard gas, don't do it

>> No.11013810

>>11013796
Your dog eared, semen encrusted manga counts too if that helps

>> No.11013824

>>11013810
You misspelled dojin

>> No.11013833

>>11013824
I don't know what most of the terms are. I'm not even sure if I'm being made fun of.

>> No.11013838

>>11013833
I was making fun of morons who can't read a novel as opposed to a civil war coffee table book and python for dummys

>> No.11013840

>>11013833
Very kawaii

>> No.11013848

>>11013838
ok
>>11013840
pls don't

>> No.11013859

>>11013182
u2

>> No.11013896

>>11013126
It's military faggots being low-key motards.

>> No.11013908

>>11013182
Cute cat senpai

>> No.11013946

>>11013184
If your urine is not almost clear like water you're dehydrated.

>> No.11013950

>>11013946
Or maybe I'm not some cuck that lets literal waste determine my actions.

>> No.11013973

>>11013950
I'm not sure I follow.. I'm not who you're responding to originally, but why wouldn't you drink more water? You don't have to do construction or be a /fit/ shill. It can change your diet and mood around if you were properly hydrated.

>> No.11013982

>>11013284
i call my farts big ass growlers.

have fun drinkin my farts, anon.

>> No.11013990

>>11013171
>Drinking a gallon of water everyday will completely fuck up your organs
????

Lmao what

in the summer i would down 2+ gallons a day

you know nothing of proper hydration

>> No.11014028

>>11013182
can you be my dad?

>> No.11014089

>>11013990
You dont. Unless your 250+ lbs and doing construction you seriously dont need that much water

>> No.11014091

>>11013126
>hot body
yeah bloating yourself up with water does not give you a hot body. all the unused water gets pissed out. if you don't live in 90-100 degree weather or aren't doing rigorous physical activity, you don't need to drink a gallon of water.

>> No.11014097

>>11013950
Congrats, this is the dumbest thing I've read all week

>> No.11014100

>>11013182
just going to catch 22 this and be done with it

>> No.11014102

>>11013990
>drinking over 2 gallons of water a day
this is a lie, you'd be drowning yourself

>> No.11014119

>>11014089
yes you do lmao
us army requires its soldiers to pop half a quart an hour during any operations, period, and that cranks up to a quart an hour plus barely working once the sun comes out

medically speaking, provided you ingest enough minerals and salts (you do already, btw) you can drink an unlimited amount of water

>> No.11014121

>>11013950
>maintaining proper homeostasis
>cuck

I hate summer.

>> No.11014136

>>11013171
top fucking kek
A gallon of water spread out over a day is nowhere close to doing any damage. It's obvious you are are a fat out of shape retard whose piss probably reeks and is a dark yellow

>> No.11014143

>>11014119
These skinnyfat sedentary dr. pepper chuggers don't know what they're talking about

>> No.11014144

>>11014119
>us army requires its soldiers to pop half a quart an hour during any operations, period, and that cranks up to a quart an hour plus barely working once the sun comes out
so they're outside deployed in 100+ degree weather, moving fast or staying put, and you think you should be drinking the same as them?

also if you THINK for one second that the military is some all knowing correct thing, you're wrong. most of the rules and regs they have are preventative and generalized so they don't lose bodies just in case some dumb fuck is retardedly unhealthy.

t.i am in the us military

>> No.11014148

>>11014102
>you'd be drowning yourself
During an 8 hour shift moving dirt and using a forklift I drink two 3 liter bottles of water. Add in what I drink at meals and that's easily over two gallons. I'm not sure how I am drowning myself.

>> No.11014151

>>11014136
>pisses out water and not healthy yellow piss.

>> No.11014155

>>11014144
chair force pls

>> No.11014159

>>11014148
>makes a post stating he drinks tons of water
>does not tell anybody what he does to require this amount of water
>is assumed to be an average person thus
>HAH I ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES THIS MUCH WATER
I'm sure you feel superior right

>> No.11014168

>>11014144
>Shit we don't want our expensive toys to die from dehydration
>Somehow this makes us wrong and stupid

I was in the Army too dipshit. The entire reason for forced water ingestion is to prevent absolute retards like you from killing themselves because "hurr durr i dun need da wurder".

You perfectly prove my point.

>> No.11014177

>>11014159
I am an average person. I work retail.

You also said nothing about average, just that drinking that much water will fuck up your organs.


Maybe if you drank more water your parched brain would be able to work properly.

>> No.11014178

>>11014159
Working out daily is basic human hygeine and saunaing regularly lowers all cause mortality by 40%. Unless you are a fat cubicle donkey who does nothing bust sit, or are a hypermanlet, you should be drinking a gallon a day

>> No.11014179

I actually like to drink my gfs “squirt”. It mostly tastes like nothing but there’s definitely a urine like mild aftertaste that settles in after a while. Her piss is much much stronger tasting but not altogether unpleasant.

>> No.11014190

>>11014178
Fat cubicle donkies need a lot of water too. A surprising amount of water is lost while sitting in AC- it's more dangerous than working in the sun because they erroneously believe that "Oh I am cool all day, I don't feel like I am sweating" but they are still losing water.

>> No.11014196

>>11014177
It's a funny coincidence that most of the people ITT who are against drinking normal amounts of water appear to have barely functioning brains

>> No.11014205

>>11013182
Is right but honestly. How much of a weak mind does one got to have to need motivation and validation to drink water? Fucking WATER!

>> No.11014206

so is /ck/ going to have a thread tommorrow where you guys say that smoking is bad for you

>> No.11014211

>>11014190
>sitting in AC is more dangerous than working in the sun
Do us a favor, go on a 4 day water fast.

>> No.11014221

>>11014211
>go on a 4 day water fast.
Water fasts are dangerous, I like drinking water.

>> No.11014222

>>11014168
I can tell you're in the army, you're an illiterate idiot. Go put on your reflective belt and hope the enemy doesn't shoot you when they see it.

Since you probably don't understand why, let me explain it for you: you just restated my entire post and then think it isn't possible wrong and completely stupid.

>> No.11014226

>>11014222
Right, you exactly agree with what I am saying, of course you're retarded

>> No.11014233

>>11014178
People don't work out daily on average or go to the sauna. You don't need to drink a gallon of water a day if your body doesn't need it.

>>11014190
The whole point of this thread is that you don't need to drink an entire gallon of water or more a day, not that you don't need to drink water.

>> No.11014237

>>11014233
>The whole point of this thread is that you don't need to drink an entire gallon of water or more a day
Except that you do

>> No.11014241

>>11014226
>he still can't read
You should ask your wife to teach you how after she's done with the bull.

>> No.11014242

>>11013182

lmao fucking D E S T R O Y E D

>> No.11014243

>>11014148
Playing it smart Anon, heat exhaustion/stroke is no joke.
>Work in a kitchen
>Had two cooks pass out from heat.
>Had a 3rd cook develop kidney stones.
>All three tards drank nothing but coffee, energy drinks, and soda during their shifts.

>> No.11014255

>>11014241
>yeah well you're a cuck
Like clockwork.
Let me guess next you're going to call him reddit?

>> No.11014256

>>11014237
Except that you don't it does nothing if you don't need the water and every human body is different.

>> No.11014262

>>11013182
DAMN.

>> No.11014274

>>11014205
This. Water is the only actually enjoyable thing to drink besides milk and alcohol if you ask me. Soda is only ever a vehicle for alcohol and I don't even do that a lot of the time.

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>>11013950
good show

>> No.11014302

>>11014287
Thanks

>> No.11014307

>>11013168
no it's just water, stop being a faggot

>> No.11014310

>>11014256
>it does nothing
Except affect your ability to use proper grammar amd form coherent thoughts, apparently.

>> No.11014317

>>11014255
Nice dubs Reddit FAGGOT

>> No.11014326

>>11014119
Oh if the military does it, it must be true!

>> No.11014335

>>11013126
What about water jugs?

>> No.11014340

>>11014326
Please name an instance where basic medical knowledge is fabricated to be used by the US Army to preserve the lives of its soldiers

>> No.11014391
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remember to stay hydrated wagies

>> No.11014399

yeah, water drinkers are the fucking worst

>> No.11014429

>>11014340
>nutrition is basic medical knowledge
Nope. The water shit is temporary because under highly physical tests you do need more water than normal. On a normal day, even with physical labor, you dont need more than a gallon. There is such a thing as too much water.

>> No.11014441

>>11014429
>There is such a thing as too much water.
Certainly. But the amounts being discussed here are nowhere near that high, even for a sedentary individual.

>> No.11014444

>>11014429
>There is such a thing as too much water.
No, there actually isn't.

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>>11013182
no u

>> No.11014457

>>11014444
Yes there is brainlet. Death from water overdose is actually a thing.

Fucking moron.

>> No.11014463

>>11014457
>Death from water overdose
It's death from imbalanced electrolytes

Which can happen from drinking as little as a liter or two.

>> No.11014471

this thread is a mess so ill say this:

>drink at least a gallon of water total DAILY
Especially if you're working out/moving around, which you should be doing anyway you fat American.
>Drinking all this water will not fuck up your organs, even if you move very minimally. If you chug it down while doing nothing you might hurt yourself like the autist you are.
Like, it's fucking water. Some of you dolts are getting mad at WATER. If you're that mad go chug down some boomer juice and a heart attack.

>> No.11014478

>>11014441
Two gallons a day is way too fucking much for anyone

>> No.11014479

>>11014444
>>Water intoxication doesn't exist and people haven't died from it.
Sure is dumb in here.

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>>11013126
Can someone please explain to me what the markings on the jug are supposed to mean? I'm puzzled at what the intended endgame of just drinking water is supposed to be.
Does this person believe that simply drinking a lot of water is enough to get a "hot body"? I really don't understand.

>> No.11014486

>>11014444
There actually is. People die from drinking too much water.
If you're outside working in the heat? Stay hydrated.
If you sit in a chair most of the day, maybe dont worry so much about getting down a gallon of water. You're better off with a little more than half that.

>> No.11014494

>>11014480
The only thing any of that is supposed to "mean" is generating controversy online.

If you want to try and logic it out because you're a 'sperg, that's pretty easy: many diets advocate drinking water to stave off hunger, thereby making it easier to cut calories on a diet.

>> No.11014496

>>11014479
>>11014486
>water intoxication
>actually a salt imbalance
>hurr durr water

>> No.11014503

>>11014340
washing your face in agent orange is good for you. rubbing your nuts on the depleted uranium shells in your tank is good for you.

>> No.11014507

>>11013182
dayum son

>> No.11014509

>>11014496
i can balance salt. how the fuck you going to blame salt for drinking too much water?

>> No.11014513

>>11014496
So you're being a pedandtic retard and blaming the "salt"? Wow, your autism is maxed out for sure.

>>Nobody ever died from being shot. It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the massive blood loss & trauma to vital organs.

>> No.11014517

>>11014496
let it go dude

you don't have to obsessively answer every single argument on 4chan

you were wrong, it's okay, it happens

>> No.11014525

>>11014496
Yeah you were definitely in the military, or should have been if you're not the same poster

>> No.11014531

>>11014496
The two are intimately connected by means of osmosis.

>> No.11014537

>>11014391
okay, this is epic

>> No.11014564

>>11013126
ITT anon rambles how drinking water is a Jewish conspiracy, and you only need 1 liter of water to stay healthy

>> No.11014588

>>11014513
>>11014509
>>11014503
>>11014517
>>11014525
>>11014531
>being this retarded

0/10

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>>11014588
wow guess you won. Here's your prize.

>> No.11014612

>>11013182
I wish 4chan thought like this instead of OP and >>11013162 then we might have actually good posts

>> No.11014621

>>11013219
https://youtu.be/SJIMFWOua9c

>> No.11014624

>>11013182
>implying people who are satisfied with themselves put down others like this

hahahaha xd nice meme bro

and before you ask, not i am not satisfied with myself, but neither r u

>> No.11014626

Uh oh bros, I just did a calculation online that says I need to drink 9 pounds of water per day. I've only been drinking about 2 pounds on the high end. Am I gonna die?

>> No.11014631

>>11014612
Thanks for the input. Have some gold, kind stranger.

>> No.11014635

>>11014624
You should lift him up instead of put him down. Problem solved for both of you.

>> No.11014646

>>11014151
Every single health authority agrees on yellow urine being a sign of dehydration. Better to have more than you need than not enough; the body can easily adjust for any excess water by simply not reabsorbing water in urine.

>> No.11014657

>>11014211
>what is evaporative cooling
>what is low humidity

Dry AC air will cause you to loose water through your respiration very quickly. Indoors dehydration is a real phenomenon.

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>>11013182

>> No.11014676

>>11014463
THIS. It's not the amount of water, it's the ratio of electrolytes to water that counts. If you eat a corresponding amount of salts, you'll be absolutely safe from overhydration (which is why Gatorade has them).

>> No.11014679

>>11013182
4chan is THE PLACE for being petty, specific, and autistic. I hope you accidentally get a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall.

>> No.11014697

>>11014679
>don't be petty, specific, and autistic about my pettiness, specificity, or autism

>> No.11014709

>>11014513
>>11014509
>>11014531

>blaming salt
It's the LACK of electrolytes caused by overhydration that does your brain in, you absolute brainlets. No shit it's connected by osmosis, because the increased influx of water is naturally going to dilute electrolyte content in the cells.

Again, eat a proportional amount of salts if you're that scared of overdose, which is exceedingly rare unless you're running a marathon and dumb enough not to hydrate with Gatorade, or participating in a water-drinking contest, in which case it's a given.

>> No.11014722

>>11014697
I'm not the one harping about normality, dipshit. Fuck you, I'll kick your ass if you live in new jersey

>> No.11014730

>>11014307
I have a hard time drinking water without bubbles

>> No.11014734

>>11014722
Calling the FBI and your parents for threatening my safety

>> No.11014747

>>11013739
Believe it or not, there are even people who wake up at 6 and go to sleep at 10

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>>11014747
>mfw this is me

>> No.11014793

>>11013747
Starting at midnight, I was asleep, but I woke up from 2 a.m. to noon. Then I went to sleep for three hours, until now and I am projecting I will go to bed around ten or eleven until 4:30 a.m.

>> No.11014837

>>11014679
No, 4chan used to be a place for dorks to pretend to be retarded for fun and piss people off who didn't get it. Now it's just another social media platform where faggots whine about what other people do and think it gives them the moral high ground.

>> No.11014855

>>11013173
>It is an achievement to resist drinks with one of the most addictive chemicals know to man in them.
Holy shit you're a fucking faggot if you believe this.

I haven't touched soda in 3 years and it was easy as fuck to quit. How the fuck do you get addicted to soda???

>> No.11014911

>>11014855
>how do you get addicted to sugar which the basic thing your entire fucking body runs off of???? what a bunch o' LOSERS
how is that less believable than other substances that your body doesn't need, like opioids or amphetamines?

>> No.11014960

>>11013182
>reddit spacing

>> No.11014970

>>11014960
It's called making a longer post readable instead of a wall of text.

>> No.11014988

>>11014960
this >>11014970

I've been here since 06, people always typed like that, nobody called it "reddit spacing" until a few years ago.

>> No.11014994

>>11013182
DESTROYED

>> No.11015001

>>11013182
Can't wait to be in the r/4chan screencap

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>>11013126
>Reusing a plastic bottle/jug over and over again
Enjoy your oral cancer

>> No.11015040

>>11013126
Why do women and asians all have the same handwriting?

>> No.11015048

>>11013268
>>drinking the liquid jew
The fact that you made this joke and the fact that I thought the exact same thing before I read your post means I've been on 4chan way too long.

So long, 4chan. I'm gone forever. Gonna get a job and a gf, marry her, have some kids, lead a nice life.

See y'all in a week.

>> No.11015053

>water
Might as well be drinking piss
Disgusting

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>>11013173
Just drink diet

>> No.11015064

>>11013126
>Being so out of touch with your body that you have to force yourself to drink water
Also that's most likely way too much water for a day, unless it's a medical condition. Not sure how tall that jug is though, don't have such things were I live.
1.5 liters a day is fine if you also get one or two glasses during your meals, no need to push it further.

>>11015010
Washing it each day is a thing

>> No.11015072

DON'T EVEN TALK TO ME BEFORE I'VE HAD FOUR LITRES OF WATER

>> No.11015086

>>11013126
at least its not bagged milk like in canada

>> No.11015093

>>11015064
>1.5 liters a day is fine if you also get one or two glasses during your meals, no need to push it further.

So, 4-5 lbs of water per day?

>> No.11015094

>>11014911
nigger just stop buying soda

i guess it's a lot harder if you're still unemployed and mommy does your grocery shopping so there's always coke and bang's in the kitchen.

>> No.11015100

>>11015072
Shhh. Not yet!
*points at half a gallon of water*

>> No.11015102

>>11014391
Okay frog, but my doctor told me 2 litres the most. Not 3.78

>> No.11015106

>>11013162
Drinking a gallon of water a day is an achievement if you're just now switching from guzzling sodas.

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>>11015094
What's even the point of using racial slurs so casually in your post? I understand that racism is edgy and "cool", but if you're on /ck/ then you're probably a little older than the regular 4chan crowd. You should act your age instead of acting like a teenager.

>> No.11015111

>>11015093
Yes considering a pound of water is a little shy of a pint

>> No.11015114

>>11015102
Your doctor literally told you not to drink more than 2 litres of water a day and that more would be harmful?

>> No.11015120

>>11015110
african american just stop buying soda

i guess it's a lot harder if you're still unemployed and mommy does your grocery shopping so there's always coke and bang's in the kitchen.

>> No.11015132

>>11015102
2 litters is the bare minimum idiot.

>> No.11015137

>>11014159
>literally sitting in a chair for 8 hours
>THIS REQUIRES A LOT OF WATER
don't be retarded

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>>11015110
It's just a word

>> No.11015143

>>11014233
the whole point of this thread is that people should just drink water out of a glass or a bottle instead of a fucking jug you absolute fucking braindead moron

>> No.11015158

>>11015143
Why not a jug? Cheap, reusable, easy to keep up with how much you've drunk so far.

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>>11015158
Quality opinion
>>11015143
retarded bait or just contrarian divisive edgy 4chan garbage post

Drink water however you want. Just remember to stay hydrated buddehs.

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>>11015176
Stay sated and liquidated my friend

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>>11013126

>> No.11015391

>>11013126
> drink nearly 1 gallon of water a day
>where I work I just drink it strait from a faucet in the back room
help

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>>11013126
For me, it's Brawndo. It's what plants crave. Because why would you drink water,, like from a toilet?

>> No.11015448

>>11013126
I don't find it insufferable quite so much as retarded. The majority of faggots I see who force themselves to drink a bunch of water, either with something like this, or what I more often see, using some kind or app or smart watch to tell them to drink. The people I see doing this are not any kind of athlete, laborer, or the like that would actually need to drink this much water in a day to replenish what they lost. They are almost always deskfags who go from their AC'ed house to their AC'ed car to their AC'ed office. They are just diluting their electrolytes, and peeing every 30 minutes.

>> No.11015527

>>11013182
Why does this have so many replies?

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>>11015110
>"H-he said nigger"
womp womp

>> No.11015618

>>11013162
It's to suppress appetite. I don't know why it requires quite so much motivation, but I'm not doing great on my cut so maybe I should do this.

>> No.11015641

>>11013126
Was that filled with semen? That's what the writing seems to imply.

>> No.11015682

>>11013950
Lmao

>> No.11015698

>>11013182
epic beat-down based samefag anon

>> No.11015798

>>11015114
No, figuratively told me so.
>>11015114
2 litres = 8 glasses sort of, what he said.

>> No.11015805

>>11015798
Second reply meant for this gentleman here >>11015132

>> No.11015817

>>11013168
Do ameretards really...?

>> No.11015879

>>11013126
I think you should care less about what other people do.

Here's a qustion? Why does regular flat water in american stores/delis cost the same as colored fizzy sweet water(soda)? 1 dollar for small water and a coke? Seriously?

>> No.11015988

>>11014657
>a real phenomenon
>>11015448

>> No.11016023

>>11015879
Because water fountains are ubiquitous in America and only fucking retards spend money on bottled water out in public

>> No.11016030

>all these posts saying they don’t care
why post at all lol

>> No.11016250

>>11013171
Can't survive inland California summers without a least a gallon of water imo, it's probably the same if not worse in Arizona and Texas. It's 113 tommorow, shit sucks.

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>>11013182
He wasn't complaining. He was asking a question that I'm wondering as well.

>> No.11016269

>>11013126
I drink out of a gallon jug because its a cheap large bottle of water.

>> No.11016275

>>11014102
Wait what? Am I fucked? I've drank close to two gallons daily for roughly a decade now. What the fuck, I thought this was good for me. Is it okay for me since I'm a giant?

>> No.11016283

>>11013191
I always wondered about that. One time I was reading and my friend asked me if I thought I was some intellectual for reading, and I thought lol I am reading fucking Game of Thrones, it's not better than watching TV.

>> No.11016293

>>11013781
So? Being great literature doesn't make reading them some sort of ordeal.

>> No.11016295

>>11016293
t. hasn't tried to read finnegans wake

>> No.11016342

i maybe drink like 2 liters of water a day.
whats the point in drinking a gallon a day? is it suppose to do anything to you? why do these people force themselves to drink a gallon?

t. someone who doesnt know shit about being healthy. though not a fatass.

>> No.11016489

>>11014837
They were simpler times, anon.

>> No.11016548

>>11015879
Bottled water is a convenience luxury item. Anywhere with a soda fountain will give you a free water cup and there's water fountains everywhere here, you only gotta pay for water if you're lazy and/or picky.

>> No.11017749

>>11015641
Y'know, that was my first thought as well...

>> No.11017755

>>11016030
Because some people's lives aren't centered around stuff they hate or feeling of vitriol.

>> No.11017877

>>11013182
can't wait to see this spammed around the site like that kermit moron crying about undertale

>> No.11017901

>>11017877
But...this guy is right.

>> No.11017914

>>11017901
are you mentally delayed or handicapable? the irony of that post couldn't be more palpable. i think 4chan dies every summer to obese children that refuse to be outside.

>> No.11017964

>>11017914
As opposed to the rest of the year? Don't get me wrong, summer is probably the worst but we're just polishing a turd here.

>> No.11017966

>>11017877
Man, kermit must've really touched a nerve.

>> No.11017990

>>11017964
it will be much better once you go back

>> No.11018002

>>11016283
It is because you have to use the author's words to actively create the images of character and setting in your own mind instead of passively absorbing the images projected through film. There's more intellectual activity when you read something even as peurile and simplistic as Game of Thrones.

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>>11018002

>> No.11018028

>>11017990
I was here first. Bask in my shitposts.

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Do Americans really have to motivate themselves to drink water?

>> No.11018120

>>11013184
>I'd say even half a gallon per day is too much
You're supposed to get around 2 liters of water per day. And that's assuming you're not sweating very much.

>> No.11018147

>>11013126
microplastic fibers offsetting the perceived health benefits YUM

>> No.11018175

>>11018064
I've met far too many people who don't drink water. There's a woman I deliver to that orders 30 cases (60 twelve packs) of TAB like once every 2 months. She doesn't sell them. It's just the only thing she drinks. One time we had a guy banging on our warehouse door screaming and demanding to see the person in charge because he was mad that his local store was sold out of coke zero. Soda conditions these people to think everything should be sweet. It's disgusting.

>> No.11018248

>>11016295
Finnegans wake was literally written to fuck with the linguists and literature scholars of his time.
>>11014646
Lol the dudes a tard but light yellow piss is in the hydrated range while clear piss is overhydrated. That being said, a gallon a day isn't too much water, unless your like the retard I worked with that'd drink a gallon in one sitting and considered himself hydrated.

>> No.11018284

>>11015879
>Here's a qustion? Why does regular flat water in american stores/delis cost the same as colored fizzy sweet water(soda)? 1 dollar for small water and a coke? Seriously?
Soda costs a few cents per liter if that. The major expenses for both water and soda are bottling and logistics.

>> No.11018305

>>11018248
>mfw i have light yellow piss
>but i only drink 2 pounds of water a day

help

>> No.11018395

>>11018284
That's just excuses. In europe a bottle of watter usually costs half of what a soda does.

>> No.11018564

>>11013162
I don't think many people are used to drinking water very often. Most people I know go a whole day drinking maybe one bottle of water

>> No.11018576

>>11018395
>In europe a bottle of watter usually costs half of what a soda does.
That's still insane compared to the cost of tap water.

>> No.11018618

>>11013173
This
Sugar will kill us all

>> No.11018685

>>11013182
oh yeah well let me go one level deeper and go off on people just like you! you AND both of the people you are talking about are shit and I'm better than you for observing it. People like me who own people like you on 4chan are true apex predators and anyone who tries it on me will be destroyed like a wounded antelope.

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lmao water

>> No.11019039

>>11015110
>Denies nothing thrown at him
Don't worry I hear that the withdrawals from mountain dew addiction are only much more pathetic than going through opioid withdrawal

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>>11013268
Kek'd

>> No.11019522

>>11013171
>>11013264
Dumb nigger

>> No.11019723

>>11014730
do you have a hard time breathing too, faggot?

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>>11013171
Bullshit
I drink a gallon everyday. I drank 2 1/2 gallons everyday when I worked in the desert.

>> No.11019880

It's always the fastest women at the office too

>> No.11019933

>>11013168
Lemon is also a good appetite suppressant.

>> No.11019958

>>11019522
No you

>> No.11019994

>>11013946

This is patently false. Humans derive the majority of their liquids from food just like every other animal ever.

>> No.11020000

>>11014190

source: my ass

>> No.11020005

>>11019994
The bladder buster 3000 size soft drinks I see people carry around suggest otherwise, as does the coffee guzzling that takes place at nearly any place of business.

>> No.11020083

>>11013184
Some of us work for a living you stupid shit

>> No.11020174

>>11013171
You have to be a super manlet to not handle a gallon.

>> No.11020175

>>11015064
Typically, these are made from softer plastic that degrades if reused

>> No.11020186

>>11020083
not all of us work a physical slave tier job tho

>> No.11020260

>>11020005
You're actually retarded

>> No.11020262

>>11020083
If you mean that only physical labor is real work, stop being an insufferable cunt.

>> No.11020463

>>11013182

Roasties and their feelings btfo. On another note, keep up the good work in being right, anon.

>> No.11021079

>>11014444
quads of truth

>> No.11021437

Who knew water could bring out so much 'tism

>> No.11021547

>>11021437
Dont take much here

>> No.11021559

>>11013126
>needs motivation to drink water
do fatties unironically do this? water is refreshing as fuck and I never go without it for more than an hour

>> No.11021667

>>11015048
Painful cycle, innit?

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I only ever see beta men drinking from gallon jugs.

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>>11015048
>See y'all in a week.
Yep, we'll see you tomorrow.

>> No.11021798

>>11013126

I personally re use my juice bottles to fill up water from my filteration system, the water always has a hint of orange juice in it which isn't ideal but whatever.

>> No.11021805

>>11018064
Depends were you live. I find it's more common with city yuppies because municipal water is dogshit. Were I live most people have their own well and it's not a problem.

>> No.11021820

>>11020083
I work physical labor. The most I've consumed in a 10 hour shift was 3 liters. Piss was clear. You're over doing it

>> No.11021821

>>11021559
>water is refreshing as fuck
Motherfucking this. A cool glass of water is almost unbeatable.

>> No.11021844

>>11016283
It's a helluva a lot better than watching tv. You can't read effectively unless you are focusing and exerting effort. The entertainment and progress stops as soon as your attention breaks. Additionally, an author can dig a lot deeper with a novel than a director can with a tv show.

>> No.11021878

>>11021559
To drink a gallon, yeah. There's a difference between making yourself drink a gallon every day just because that's your goal and having a glass when you're thirsty.

>> No.11023039

>>11021844
>Additionally, an author can dig a lot deeper with a novel than a director can with a tv show.

This just isn't true.

>> No.11023043

>>11021820
Everyone's different, friendo

>> No.11023052

>>11023043
Not as different as you think

>> No.11023056

>>11023052
Semantics nigga.

>> No.11023061

>>11013126
Why, what are they doing to you?
That said, it seems really unhandy. I just have a few old two litre bottle in the fridge I refill with tapwater. You can easily drink from the bottle, especially with the sportsdrink cap I put on them. That way it'll also stay cool till you've drank most of it.
Only thing I'm worried about is the kind of plastic used for soda bottles. I heard it deteriorates fast and that ends up in the water.

>> No.11023063

>>11021820
I work physical labor. I regularly consume 3-6 litres in a 10 hour shift.
My piss is never clear and if it's particularly hot out I don't piss at all.

>> No.11023072

>>11013182
Too much iron is bad for your body, anon

>> No.11024617

Post how much water is optimal for the average human body to drink in a day and how much you drink, and GO!

>> No.11024643

>>11023063
Then you probably consume way too much salt, or dont eat enough during your shift

>> No.11024649

>>11023063
>>11024643
This happens to me as well. I assumed it was because I sweat a lot.

>> No.11024677

If how much water one have to drink a day is impossible to know, then when adequately hydrated, how many times a day should one have to pee?

>> No.11024690

>>11017877
Post screencap

>> No.11024712

>>11013173
They make drinks with heroin in them?

>> No.11024720

>>11021669
How is a woman making herself to look like a man supposed to be a good role model for a man?

>> No.11024739

>>11023063
>if it's particularly hot out I don't piss at all.

>be hamplanet
>normally have to pee practically once every few hours due to the beetus
>visiting girlfriend
>have to walk a mile in 90+ degree Fahrenheit
>normally stay well hydrated
>get to train station, realized that as exhausted as I am, not thirsty at all nor had I had to pee all day
>later, go to dinner with girlfriend
>next thing I know, downing glass after glass of water
>chalk this all up to the heat dehydrating me

I forgot where I was going with this greentext story.

>> No.11024778

>>11024739
That you need to lose some weight?

>> No.11025014

>>11013577
Fucking hell please keep an eye on yourself at least. Sounds like cramp city

>> No.11025059

>>11013182
no u

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>>11013126
>tfw adrenal fatigue
>dehydrated all the time
>joints creaking
>can't sleep properly
>drinking a shitton of water just has me running to the toilet to piss dick-flavored water
>know I could alleviate most of the problem by not drinking coffee and not causing myself gaming-induced adrenaline rushes
>can't

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>>11013182

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>there are literally people ITT arguing that it's actually bad for you to drink more than a gallon of water per day
This is it. Peak retardation. The only thing that would top this is people unironically arguing that breathing is bad.

>> No.11025092

>>11025085
breathing is how you get lung cancer anon.

>> No.11025160

>>11024739

fat fucking piece of diabetes the garbage-can is where you were going

>> No.11025168

>>11013182
God fence sitting faggots are the worst

>> No.11025205

Reminder that dry lips is the first sign of dehydration, and if you ever notice your lips feel dry you should drink some water.

>> No.11025370

>>11025168
It's the most logical position to take most of the time

>> No.11025520

>>11025370
It's not a position at all.

>> No.11025542

>>11013171
Most adult males need around 3-4 liters a day if they're active and sweat at all during that time. Sometimes more if they drink any alcohol. 1 gallon is exactly 3.7 liters, which is right in the "ideal" range for an adult male who is active.

/ck/ knows less about health than /fit/, and that's saying something when they recommend GOMAD, roids, and over-supplement everything.

>> No.11025544

>>11025168
I think it's far better than the all or nothing baby's first politics mentality that people seem to have these days.

>> No.11025590

>>11016283
Of course you aren't an intellectual for reading Game of Thrones. That stuff is pure garbage.

>> No.11025620

>>11025205
Shit they feel dry right NOw!

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>>11015048
Anon... You're here forever

>> No.11026766

>there is """people""" out there that don't know the joy of the first chug of the day

they have to remind themselves to drink water? I wonder if they have to remind themselves to breathe air as well.

>> No.11026773

Nah, fuck off faggot. When I was a sponsored athlete I had to drink all the time and a jug was easier.

>> No.11027070

>>11014091
Well guess what, faggot? It's over 100°F right now where I live, and it's 12:33am.

>> No.11027084

Does anyone here drink all of their own piss? Or just this guy?

youtube.com/watch?v=XTFDOfeW5vQ

>> No.11027093

>>11025520
It's a position that takes into account the pros and cons of both sides and forms a rational compromise between them. You know, the thing were missing in modern day politics

>> No.11027096

>>11025085
I unironically think that a lot of people here would be better off if they stopped breathing.

>> No.11027400

>>11013168
water only ever sucks when it's room temp. Ice cold water is delicious.

>> No.11027411

>>11013171
Tell that to the japs, they should be drinking 3 gallons a day in that fucking heat.

>> No.11027506

>>11013126
Aren’t milk jugs white?

>> No.11028623

pussies. I drink at least 6 liters a day, I try to get to 8. I feel amazing, my skins amazing, I'm properly hydrated ahhhh.

you dont have to be dehydrated fat and poor anons.