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RIP Jack

>> No.11007203

>>11007201
huh?

>> No.11007238

calm chowder soup

>> No.11007257

Not to be a heartless ghoul, but his sauce should skyrocket in value. Great artists sell more after death. Think 2pac and Amy Winehouse.

Buying his whole inventory now. I'm gonna retire on this!

>> No.11007310

>>11007257
yeah but that's only with great artists, this guy is a fucking horrible chef

>> No.11007313
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>just had 2nd stroke
>already eating fried chicken covered in butter and hot sauce

>> No.11007400

>>11007313
What a dumb fatty

>> No.11007422

>>11007313
The human is stuck in a cycle.
A sad sad cycle.
Its worth sympathy, quite honestly, because he cannot help himself.

>> No.11007435

>>11007257
>Great artists
lmao

>> No.11007437

>>11007201
>it's real

>> No.11007448

>>11007201
Did he die?

>> No.11007460

>>11007422
This
Thinking of jack killing himself slowly because of his shitty eating habits is a sad thing tbqh
I would love to see the man starting to eat less fats and more vegetables, he already lost the mobility of his right arm, he's just a step away from dying of a heart attack

>> No.11007637

>>11007313
Darwinism in action. Hopefully he has a nice life insurance policy so his wife can live comfortably once he eats himself into an early grave.

>> No.11007642

who is that disgusting fatso?

>> No.11007643

>>11007637
>so his wife can live comfortably
Why would you want her to be rewarded for marrying with that waste of oxygen?

>> No.11007644

>>11007637
It's not really Darwinism when he has already produced offspring.

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>>11007637
Tammy's the breadwinner, she'd be fine if that fat fuck left her nothing. She could give jacks channel to jack jr for his rap videos and it would probably get more views

>> No.11007660

>>11007313
>>11007644
how the fuck are people like that allowed to have children, fat irresponsible fucks like that need to be sterilized and have their children taken away

>> No.11007715

>>11007313
Is he still allowed to drive with only 1 hand?

>> No.11007732

>>11007715
With an automatic, yeah.

>> No.11007838

>>11007660
Sometimes, when you see a retard pick up and eat a dog turd, you have to just let them eat it, or you spend your whole life slapping turds out of the hands of retards. If you extend that analogy, you can see how Jack found a way to breed.

>> No.11007848

His body just as hot as his frying pan

>> No.11007851

>>11007660
People like this are actually more likely to have children, and lots of children.

Isn't capitalism great? Isn't America great?

>> No.11007860

>>11007313
Was about to say this. Fucking disgusting, the fat fuck even has a child for fucks sake

>> No.11007861

>>11007422
Fuck off. He CAN help himself. He just chooses not to.

>> No.11007863

>>11007851
that's not only the case in america my dude

>> No.11007865

>>11007861
he's literally too stupid to help himself... so yeah he cant help himself

>> No.11007868

His last two youtube videos are keto recipes, so maybe he's trying not to have a third stroke.

oh wait, he just used like 3 pounds of pre shredded cheese for two "keto" enchiladas, he still wants to die

>> No.11007880

>>11007865
if my mentally retarded (literally, down syndrome) aunt can lose 100 pounds, jack can. he's just too arrogant to admit that he has a problem and wants to take the easy way out.

>> No.11007887

>>11007868
yeah because eating a bunch of fat and animal protein is going to protect his arteries regardless

>> No.11007913

>>11007838
not gonna let him keep the dog turd if i know he's gonna throw it at someone else, if the kid grows up being teached eating disorders, how is it okay to let them keep it?

>> No.11007923

>>11007913
not my kid. I frankly do not give a shit about any of you unless you cause me problems.

>> No.11007949

>>11007659
that would be great
the world needs some more righteous rhymes

>> No.11007977

S

>> No.11007981

>>11007313
based

>> No.11008107
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>>11007887
>>11007868
Jesus, is he trying to commit suicide through food?
https://youtu.be/8XogXhcx-30?t=124

>> No.11008114

I almost feel bad for him at this point, guy's not even 50 and the reaper is closing in fast

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>>11007201
Anyone have that webm of him cooking a burger and eating but it turns out the burger was raw?

>> No.11008139

>>11008107
>"My wife's going to help me roll this"
Tammy just can't wait any longer for that life insurance payout.

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>>11008132

>> No.11008159

>>11008146
weren't even warm enough to melt a thin slice of cheese

>> No.11008162

>>11008159
jack doesn't like the cheese on his burgers melted
it's odd but intentional

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ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo where's my sticky? ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

>> No.11008200

I always assumed his online persona was just memery and in real life he wasn't such a retarded weirdo. Am I wrong?

>> No.11008214

>>11008107
i'm not even sure if he's doing it on purpose, he honestly just looks like a moron that doesnt know any better

>> No.11008217

>>11007201
Literally fucking who?

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>>11008217
huh??

>> No.11008246

>>11008107
>claims that pool of cheese and sour cream is healthy
Keto fags on suicide watch

>> No.11008886

B-but saturated fat and cholesterol have no effect on heart disease.