Any questions?

[Anonymous No.11006628]

[Anonymous No.11006757]

>>11006628
>The VIRGIN "thing I don't like"
>The CHAD "thing I like"
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.11006781]

>>11006757
>t. New York

[Anonymous No.11006790]

>>11006757
>t. Assblasted jewyorker

[Anonymous No.11006797]

>>11006628
I haven't made a deep dish pizza in a long while, I think I will soon.

I'll eat the shit out of either.

[Anonymous No.11006843]

>>11006757
The virgin reply

>>11006628
The CHAD OP

[Anonymous No.11006864]

>>11006628
I like deep dish, new york slices, neapolitan style, and others. I’m from NYC. The only people I’ve heard sperging out over chicago vs new york pizza are people from chicago. I am not sure why this is, maybe there’s some kind of napoleon complex since chicago likes to think of itself as the unacknowledged NYC of the great plains

[Anonymous No.11006872]

>>11006843
>chad op
Said literally no one ever

[Anonymous No.11006882]

>>11006628
I really enjoy both, I only cook new yourk style. or to me thin rolled,

[Anonymous No.11006890]

>>11006864
You're from New York and sperging out right now.

[Anonymous No.11006898]

>>11006890
Yes, also everything longer than unintelligible twitter-tier gibberish is copypasta from reddit

[Anonymous No.11006905]

>>11006864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaA5dNFrFMI

[Anonymous No.11007025]

>>11006872
Huh?

[Anonymous No.11007050]

> thinking goza has anything to do with classic Italian pizza
Lmao. Just don't call it pizza I don't see the point.

[Anonymous No.11007108]

Just fold the slice in half sperglet.

[Anonymous No.11007111]

>>11006628
this is just like comparing a sandwich to a casserole, they're not really trying to be the same thing

[Anonymous No.11007217]

>>11006864
You're talking out of your ass. Nobody in Chicago gives fifteen flying fucks about New York. If anything, people there tend to hate Californians. Also most Chicagoans don't regularly order deep dish, instead opting for a standard pizza, just square cut.

[Anonymous No.11007603]

>>11006628
Why are you sch a faggot

[Anonymous No.11007609]

>>11006905
the jew is right tho

[Anonymous No.11007641]

>>11007217
Meanwhile Californians don't even think about you except when you make gay ass pizza threads. Have some spaghetti and chili you Midwestern fucking autismal inbred faggot.

[Anonymous No.11007654]

vs. the demigod white pizza

speaking of which I wonder what a white pizza version of chicago deep dish would be like

[Anonymous No.11007661]

>>11006864
>The only people I’ve heard sperging out over chicago vs new york pizza are people from chicago

lmao it's literally the fucking opposite

[Anonymous No.11007664]

>>11007217
>mfw I'm a chicagoan living in new york and detroit style pizza is my favorite

[Anonymous No.11007667]

flaky crust sounds awful, if i wanted an actual pie i'd buy a pie

[Anonymous No.11007670]

>>11007641
Please die in a riot, flash flood, mud slide, forest fire, drug raid, drought, gang fight, highway traffic, getting botox/fake lips, eating avacado asian fusion food truck bullshit, you tank top wearing, fart huffing, sack of beta cuck entitled California shit. We hate your guts too.
t. East coaster

[Anonymous No.11007697]

>>11007641
Haha drown in one of your bum poop parks faggot

[Anonymous No.11007713]

If deep dish is so great then why is regular (not New York) style pizza the de facto standard? Why is there 100 regular pizza places for every 1 Chicago style pizza place? Is it because it's so much better and sells so well that you can literally get pizza anywhere, but have to go searching to find a spot that serves deep dish?

[Anonymous No.11007750]

>>11007713
(((de facto standard)))

[Anonymous No.11007757]

>>11007713

If supercars are so great than why are regular (not supercar) passenger cars the de facto standard? Why are there 100 Ford dealerships for every Lamborghini dealerships? Is it because it's so much better and sells so well that you can literally get Ford cars anywhere, but have to go searching to find a spot that sells lamborghinis?

[Anonymous No.11007766]

>>11007757
>car analogy

[Anonymous No.11007768]

>>11006757
>implying this isn't how it has always worked with every virgin vs chad spinoff

[Anonymous No.11007779]

>>11007757
Your example makes no sense. The reason Lambo dealerships are much rarer than Fords is obvious: Lambos are expensive as fuck whereas Fords are not.

New York pizza is no more or less costly than Chicago.

[Anonymous No.11007827]

>>11007757
No it's because they cost many times what a Ford does, do not have the same intended purpose, and are not even comparable products you autist.

[Anonymous No.11007832]

>>11007750
Your point?

[Anonymous No.11007833]

13 bucks isn't a lot for a whole pizza in muttland? Wew

[Anonymous No.11007857]

>>11007832
well it was more the one you didn't make

[Anonymous No.11007874]

>>11007827
>not using a supercar as his daily driver

Found the poor coastie. Imagine living in some fucking roach infested tenement across from Rico and Sharqueefa, scrounging together sofa change to buy a floppy New York Slice.

Maybe on the cosmic re-roll you'll become a dentist or a dermatologist in the midwest, live in a mansion for less than $1M. Lambos, popping bottles, and banging cornsluts all day.

[Anonymous No.11007893]

>>11007857
Disgusting. It looks like someone just whipped their dick out and came all over pizza you dug out of the trash that the hobos have already picked the cheese from.

Now, compare to pic related. Notice how they don't rip you off on the cheese.

[Anonymous No.11008239]

>>11007893
Oh my nigga.
I was gonna order a thin crust when I visit my parents this weekend.
Now I think I'm gonna get a deep dish with double cheese from the family run joint.

[Anonymous No.11008267]

>>11007893
>eating pizza with a fork and knife

[Anonymous No.11008295]

>>11006757
sauce?

[Anonymous No.11008309]

>>11006628
Chicago-style is great, but it's not pizza. It's more like a casserole than anything.

[Anonymous No.11008476]

>>11006872
huh?

[Anonymous No.11008498]

>>11006628
>$9 slices
So you admit to having no idea what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.11008596]

>>11006628
California has both beat

[Anonymous No.11008624]

>>11006628
>$9

b-but the jew york slice is $1

[Anonymous No.11008631]

>>11006757
It's funny because the "Chad" was originally supposed to be the bad one, but this site is now filled with wanna-be dudebros who unironically believe themselves to be better than other people despite shitposting on anime websites.

[Anonymous No.11008638]

>>11006628
>flaky pizza dough

nigger what the fuck

[Anonymous No.11008644]

>>11006757
t. PR

[Anonymous No.11009010]

>>11007609
>JEWyorker
I wonder why...

[Anonymous No.11009286]

>>11008498
See: Article excerpt at bottom of the column. There really are kikes in jew york selling single slices of pizza for $9.

[Anonymous No.11009306]

>>11008631
Yes, most people no matter how pathetic really are better than incels, but that's not the point. The point is that incels are worthy of ridicule, and turning their ideology against them is funny.

[Anonymous No.11009350]

>>11006628
Chicago shit is disgusting.

[Anonymous No.11009357]

>>11006628
New York-style is closer to the classic Italian version, Chicago-style looks like some retard heard someone call a pizza a "pie" and took it too literally.

[Anonymous No.11009377]

>>11009286
>See: Article excerpt at bottom of the column. There really are kikes in jew york selling single slices of pizza for $9.
>Cherry pick one of the most expensive pizza joints in new york catering to hipsters

you clearly never heard of $1 pizza, it's ALL over new york and quite popular. You could get 2 slices and a coke for $3.

[Anonymous No.11009385]

>>11009286
>Prosciutto di parma
>Stracciatella di buffala
>Less than $9

it's ok hun, you haven't been to a gourmet place before?

[Anonymous No.11009407]

>>11006628
>americans make """"food""""
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA I CANTEVEN AAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY I CANNOT AHAHAAA *WHEEZE* YOU CANNO*WHEEZE*T BE FUCKING SER*WHEEZE*IOUS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.11009431]

>>11009377
Yeah, if you want to buy your Pizza from Pajeet and Rico. Which makes NY pizza even more depressing than it already is. The sad thing is you faggots don't know any better because you've autistically memed yourselves in to thinking that there is something magical about New York municipal water that imbues the dough with an inimitable quality.

[Anonymous No.11009440]

>>11009385
>gourmet

You mean selling shit pizza at a markup? No need to put on airs about it, what "gourmet" pizza places do isn't drastically different than what the panhandlers scalping mixtapes do.

[Anonymous No.11009848]

>>11006628
Eataly is a crappy meme, new-age food for nu-males most of the time disgusting food for a high premium, you can get top tier pizza in every restaurant wich is brave enough to experiment and doesn't cheap the ingredients

also, the god tier pizza is thin, dense and compact slice of god-almighty 35 months old levitated dough it's ok to stuff your pizza with a lot of "toppings" but isn't supposed to reach retarded heights and should TOP ½ inch

[Anonymous No.11009892]

>>11006628
Chicago is objectively better

[Anonymous No.11009940]

>>11006628
>some no name pizzaeria that sells 9 dollar slices is representative of all nyc slices where most are just 1$
lmao

[Anonymous No.11010589]

>>11009407
cringe

[Anonymous No.11010595]

I just had a whole Lou Malnati's. I'm going to be so fat tomorrow but it was worth it

[Anonymous No.11010604]

>>11009407

[Anonymous No.11010605]

>>11006864
As long as you admit New Haven pizza is better

[Anonymous No.11010606]

>>11009940
Asian with 3 kids vs El Goblino with 2 cats. Tough choices.

[Anonymous No.11010630]

>>11007670
Be careful anon, your autism is showing

[Anonymous No.11010639]

>>11007833
13$ isn't a lot of money anyway

[Anonymous No.11010809]

>>11007768
Fucking newfag

[Anonymous No.11011274]

I fucking hate Quentin.

[Anonymous No.11011322]

>>11009431
what does "pajeet" and "rico" have to do with this? the only thing you've proven thus far is that you don't know shit about pizza, you act like your deep dish shit is anything else but some glorified casserole and now you are trying to move the goal posts toward race, fuck off back to /pol/ faggot.

[Anonymous No.11011334]

>>11011322
Look, New York pizza is fine if you like bland horseshit that leaves you hungry. But if you aren't a child and want a filling, flavorful meal, the chicago pie is the bees knees.

See, people have this idea that the problem with New Yorkers is too much soy. But they're wrong. The problem is that you people eat like birds. You'll never cultivate American mass and power that way. In the Midwest we eat like men so we can be big and strong to pull plow.

Truth is, if you have a man sized appetite, new York pizza might as well be a celery stick. About as flavorful too.

[Anonymous No.11011351]

>>11006628
>Crust is buttery, crisp, and flaky.
The fuck? It really does sound like they got it mixed up with an actual pie.

[Anonymous No.11011379]

>>11009357
>muh truhditional eyetalean cuisine

[Anonymous No.11011398]

>>11011351
>I prefer tradition over quality

[Anonymous No.11011481]

>>11006628
Despite how bad NYC pizza is, it's still better than the garbage Chicago "pizza" quiche.

[Anonymous No.11011547]

>>11011481
No, it really isn't.

While NY pizza is complete meme tier food, the pizza casserole in Chicago is legitimately tasty. I don't actually consider it pizza, but whatever it is tastes better than NYs offerings.

p.s. new haven pizza is the correct 'za.

[Anonymous No.11012161]

Pizza is not a fucking casserole you dumb niggers

Chicago style is literally just a cheese and tomato sauce pudding inside a bread container. It's basically liquid food. What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.11012164]

reality : both are shit and not actual pizza

[Anonymous No.11012168]

>>11012161
So is New York """pizza""". You just get a more shallow bread serving vessel.

New York Pizza is a casserole too.

[Anonymous No.11012177]

>>11007217
All of this is a lie
t. Lived in Chicago for 4 years

[Anonymous No.11012240]

[Anonymous No.11012246]

>>11012177
I wish it was a lie. Deep dish a unique take on pizza, its delicious and deserving of being in the international rankings of the best pizza styles in the world

Fucking thin crust is a shitty inferior junk pizza that is only good for cheap company events and parties. Square cut is garbage as well and just another way of making sure the buyer can cheap out, because people feel bad about getting two slices of squares on their first trip up.

[Anonymous No.11012312]

>>11006628
Imagine eating from a swimming pool for rats
The absolute state of Chiraq

[Anonymous No.11013521]

>>11012240
kek

[Anonymous No.11013562]

Chicago casseroles are good but they're not fucking pizza

[Anonymous No.11013911]

>>11006628
detroit-style is better than either of those