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11002981 No.11002981 [Reply] [Original]

Who says that you can't have delicious food while on the keto diet?

>> No.11003005

>>11002981
>mcdicks
>delicious

>> No.11003070
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11003070

why do ketofags always do this?
why cant they just order a burger with no ketchup, take the buns off themselves, and wrap the meat and cheese and shit in their own iceberg lettuce?
why are ketofags so stupid?

>> No.11003082

>>11003070
Letting strangers know about your diet is part of that diet. It's a really important step because you are just so so precious and random people actually care about you.

>> No.11003091

>>11003070
The real smarties order the triple so they can get three patties with only a single bun

>> No.11003094

>>11003070
You just want to ask them for their uneaten buns. Stop being such a fatassed pig and stick to your own plate.

>> No.11003101

>>11003070
Why waste a bun you're never gonna eat?

>> No.11003441

do americans really believe the keto meme?

>> No.11003515

>>11003070
I mean i get this idea of wanting to brag about your diet but i ask for no tomatos and pickles cause i dont like them even tho me asking would take the same ammount of time of me picking them off i just dont wanna waste food for absolutly no reason

>> No.11003532

>>11003070
Or you could pay the food slave to do all that shit for you you fucking retart

>> No.11003552

>>11003532
Why do that when there's less chance of fuckups if you do it yourself?

>> No.11003588
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im not a keto fag but sometimes i dont feel like eating the shitty bun you get at mcdonalds, so i just rip a little bit off from the bread and throw it in the bag and eat just the meat, then rip off another bit of the bread, that way you can hold the burger without problems and still avoid eating the meat, OP is just the biggest retard ever pic related

>> No.11003726

>keto
>eats McDonald's
dumb shit McDonald's will fuck up your ketosis
if you want fast food go to Wendy's or el pollo loco
there is no sugar in the meat

>> No.11003780
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11003780

>>11003070
>falling for the keto meme
>not snake juicing your way through while burning fat like a motherfucker and giving no fucks about what you eat on refeeds

Have fun with your constant plateaus.

>> No.11003791

>>11002981
i can almost guarantee this is not actually keto, there is sugar in it if you order it at mcdonalds

>> No.11003825

>>11003791
There's no sugar in a hamburger you fucking idiot

>> No.11004282

>>11003726
McDs food is in line with the very principals of keto.

>> No.11004306

>>11002981
>herf derf keto is so LIT!!!
>GORGES self on bacon and burger patties
>gets hyper tension

epic simply epic

>> No.11004362

>>11003082
lol

>> No.11004385

>>11003791
I ate this shit all the time during keto and still lost 50+ lbs

>> No.11004399

i was on keto for a bit and i think i royally fucked with my blood. i should have listened - you are supposed to eat mostly plants.

>> No.11004538

>>11003825
McDonalds puts starch based binders and fillers in their meat. It's not remotely keto. Whataburger is ok though.

>> No.11004660

>>11002981
>I'm not the only guy doing keto on /ck/
Yippee I guess

>> No.11005094

>>11003780
>DUUDE ITS THE SNAKE DIET
Explain how this is not just another word for intermittent fasting

>> No.11005117
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11005117

>Not making your own keto burgers with sugar free ketchup and fathead dough

>> No.11005123

>>11004660
>>11005117
are you doing keto to lose weight and become an girl? I've never had sex is liek to have sex you?

>> No.11005160

>>11005094
You don't have to buy the special "snake juice" on intermittent fasting.

>> No.11005282

>>11005160
>You don't have to buy the special "snake juice" on intermittent fasting.
snake juice is salt water, you make it at home. I don't think he sells it.

>> No.11005297

>>11003441
Yeah, we’re pretty retarded

>> No.11005489

>>11004282
>the very principals of keto.
what are those?

>> No.11005514

>>11003082
I honestly can't tell if this is serious. I've met people who would say this unironically.

>> No.11005522

>>11003441
It works for diabetes.

>> No.11005718

>>11003070
Maybe some people who order fast food do so because they dont have the time to eat at home??

>> No.11007114

>>11003441
it will reverse type 2 diabetes in a month or so. keto may be a meme but it beats insulin shots, dialysis, and amputations.

>> No.11007145

>>11002981
He doesn't get the flying Dutchman.

>> No.11007146

>>11007145
>

>> No.11007155

>>11003082
based, redpilled and big dicked

>> No.11007172

>>11005094
It's literally some half nigger proclaiming himself the inventor of fasting being shilled at /fit/

>> No.11007180
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11007180

>not doing keto eating 60g protein and drinking olive oil until target calories a day

>> No.11007224

>>11003780
Snake diet is trad, but snake juice is a fucking scam. It tastes like fucking garbage. Nos i just take the salts by mouth, its so muhc easier to fucking stomach.

>> No.11007850

Even if you're not on keto or a low carb diet, the bun is still a decent amount of calories you don't need to consume. Also, fast food mayo is really unhealthy even by fast food standards.

>> No.11007959

>>11002981
Yeah this image sums up ketards pretty well

>removes bun from heavily processed burger patty and even more heavily processed cheese
>"this is healthy now. I'm healthy"

>> No.11007987

>>11007959
As a "ketard" I highly tooken offense to thous post. Not all of us eat McDonalds anymore.

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>>11007959
>people do keto for health and not for weight loss

>b-buh is jus' a way to trick lazy pepol 2 eat few calories xD
>ketosis is only achieved through a ketogenic diet or fasting

>> No.11008051

>>11007959
You can call me a ketard, but in the end I'll be skinnier then you. Food for thought, chump.

>> No.11009287

>>11008051
And you'll die sooner because you're damaging your kidneys.

>> No.11009298

>>11008051
You are an idiot, I can diet lower than you on a balanced diet, as a ton of people did before me and will long after me.

>> No.11010016

>>11009287
Keto doesn't cause kidney damage

>> No.11010171

>>11009287
>keto
>damaging your kidneys
Ketogenic diets actually heal your kidneys
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0018604
>Reversal of Diabetic Nephropathy by a Ketogenic Diet

Ketogenic diets are as safe for your kidneys as the Mediterranean diet
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/23690533/?i=3&from=/29904998/related
>A low-carbohydrate diet is as safe as Mediterranean or low-fat diets in preserving/improving renal function

Long term study finds no negative impact from low carb high protein diet (this was Atkins, not keto which is moderate-to-low protein, but Atkins is widely regarded as riskier for kidneys than keto)
http://cjasn.asnjournals.org/content/7/7/1103.full
>low-carbohydrate high-protein weight-loss diet over 2 years was not associated with noticeably harmful effects on GFR, albuminuria, or fluid and electrolyte balance compared with a low-fat diet.

>> No.11011393

>>11002981
I've been eating keto-friendly cheesecake all week, of course you can have good food on it.

>> No.11011404

>>11009298
Bulemia isn't a diet you fucking moron. Keto is the healthiest diet in existence.

>> No.11011497

>>11007172
yeah the /fast/ general on /fit/ is full of braindead morons

>> No.11011502

>>11010171
post 1 group of people who have a ketogenic diet and live longer lives, i'll wait.

>> No.11011504

>>11011502
Inuits

>> No.11011509
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11011509

>>11011504
>In 1991, life expectancy at birth in the Inuit-inhabited areas was about 68 years, which was 10 years lower than for Canada overall.
oh no no no

>> No.11011514

>>11011509
He said inuits not Canadians you retard.

>> No.11011516
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>>11011514
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-inuit/inuit-lifespan-stagnates-while-canadas-rises-idUSN2362426520080123
oh no no no

>> No.11011525

>>11011502
The Sengalese people.

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>>11011525
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2834576/

>> No.11011605

>>11011502
>wanting to live a long life
lmao look at this retard.

>> No.11011773

>>11002981
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>> No.11011831

>>11003070
Normally thats what I do but you have to order a baconator bunless or the bottom cheese will be stuck to the bun

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>>11011773

>> No.11012326

>>11005514
that's only for vegans and vegetarians, so they can larp as moral people instead of the child molesters and rapists they really are.

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>>11011773

>> No.11014435
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11014435

I was trying to be a ketard but I was constantly feeling really sick and nauseous all the time... also pretty pissy.
Also got really bored of eating eggs bacon and things with cauliflower substitute for pasta.
I've been eating some carbs again and staying away from sugar as much as I can

>> No.11014443

>>11005123
>wow an anime girl attached to a post must be a girl that wants to fuck me

>> No.11014473

Last night I made something weird.

I cooked some minced meat (400g) and added some store bought taco mix. Into that I added some huge prawns, some store bought "mexican salad" (minus the supplied nacho chips), some paprika (bell pepper) and a box of cottage cheese. It tasted fucking amazing. But how keto was this? I have a feeling it wasn't at all.

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>>11014473
And strawberries. I ate a hole thing of strawberries.