Al/ck/

[Anonymous No.11000091]

Ban me. I have nothing to lose.

What are you fellas drinking?

[Anonymous No.11000093]

im on the wagon again

[Anonymous No.11000101]

>>11000093
Same. 32 days sober. I'd love a cognac.

[Anonymous No.11000102]

>>11000091
I’m drinking a Teton Range IPA

[Anonymous No.11000111]

What causes you guys to drink?

[Anonymous No.11000121]

I'm 9 shots into homemade vodka.

[Anonymous No.11000130]

>>11000111

Life.

[Anonymous No.11000135]

>>11000091
grape schnapps
watching Paul Rudd movies
>>11000111
boredom. i've quit for weeks at a time, but i always go back

[Anonymous No.11000136]

Give that shit up, folks. My mom is in the hospital with cirrhosis in agony, probably dying her ass off at 53.

Been dry some time myself now, seeing her has decided me on quitting for good.

[Anonymous No.11000138]

>>11000136
I'll quit once leed is wegal in my state

[Anonymous No.11000140]

>>11000111
just boredom for me

[Anonymous No.11000143]

>>11000136
53 sounds more then decent honestly. not to make light of it or anything.
>>11000111
finished plastic whiskey, onto drugs

[Anonymous No.11000144]

>>11000111
Being forced to go to AA meetings

[Anonymous No.11000147]

On the wagon
Off the wagon
On the wagon
Off the wagon
Getting back on the wagon

Second time around hurts, it's like you grease the wheels for withdraws.

On the plus, I have 30 0.5mg xanax. Hoping this will help me end this shitty ride--drinking, I mean.

In a real shitty life situation though. 32 and living at home; the reason why I drink, I can't stand this shit. Been trying to get my mother and younger brother into a place they can afford for the last 5 years but it keeps SOME FUCKING HOW not working out. I feel guilty as shit if I just left to actually start my own life, but at the same time... when is it enough? When does anonymous get his turn? The breaking point is coming soon.

[Anonymous No.11000154]

Biology didn't predict the internet. We know too much too fast. It is a heavy burden to be so informed when you're so young, and you're living longer than any one imagined. Depression is the new world destroyer.

[Anonymous No.11000156]

>>11000138
It's not in my state but I've taken to smoking it when I'm getting boozing urges.
>>11000143
I dunno, man. I thought the same thing until I've seen it firsthand. They can't even give her anything for the pain.

[Anonymous No.11000157]

>>11000091
Gin and tonic
>Alcoholics go to meetings, I'm a drunk

[Anonymous No.11000165]

>>11000091
Nothing today. I drank a bottle of Wild Turkey last night. Won't drink again until Saturday. I'm gonna try and go 30 days sober after.

[Anonymous No.11000170]

>>11000111
Boredom and depression.

[Anonymous No.11000174]

>>11000091
I missed these threads
Sober for three months, want a drink every second of every day

[Anonymous No.11000175]

>>11000154
this this this this this
technology is destroying our spirits. cell phones and the internet are a mistake. Let the bombs drop.

[Anonymous No.11000178]

>>11000156
its different for her, shes a mother and feels some semblance of responsibility. when i know its over and pain cant be avoided ill surf straight to hell with as much flash and poor taste as i can

[Anonymous No.11000184]

>>11000091
red wine oddly
I never drink red wine but I found a bottle and I'm making a steak in about 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.11000193]

Trying to hold out until Friday. My checking account is getting slim

[Anonymous No.11000194]

>>11000178
I feel ya breh. But now I'm starting to associate dying in pain that I can't escape with the same fear I had of starting the day drinking and going to bed without being as drunk as I was earlier.

[Anonymous No.11000197]

>>11000175
but who was phone?

[Anonymous No.11000200]

>>11000194
i guess wake up calls arent that bad if the dream was a nightmare all along

[Anonymous No.11000205]

>>11000175

Every change in environment is an evolutionary choice. A synthetic electronic one is just new. People who can't deal with it will die off, and the new group will be fine.

[Anonymous No.11000206]

>>11000184
>>>/ck/

[Anonymous No.11000213]

>>11000200
Belongs on a poster desu

[Anonymous No.11000272]

>>11000091
lately just red box wine, it's the cheapest thing available here

I kept reading about withdrawals on these threads over a year ago, was downing a 700ml bottle of vodka everyday for over 10 months but when I stopped cold turkey I didn't experience any withdrawals (at least nothing severe I noticed)

[Anonymous No.11000280]

>>11000272
it doesnt happen to everyone. some people can quite and its just minor thirst, other people quit and get delirium tremens, stroke out and die. lifes fucked

[Anonymous No.11000290]

>>11000272
everyone is different and every time can be too. next time you may withdrawal hard so be mindful of that.

[Anonymous No.11000330]

>>11000091
i had too much to drink yesterday, and got in a huge fight with my brother at his condo. He phoned my parents and they got upset at me and told me to spend the night there.

Not drinking today, as I'm with my ex helping with a bug problem in her house. she is looking so fucking hot these days. fucked up that relationship with alcohol related nonsense (i pissed on the bed when she was sleeping once)

[Anonymous No.11000331]

>>11000135
i watched "my idiot brother" the other week. pretty funny actually.

[Anonymous No.11000337]

just move these threads to r9k/ and we can keep going

[Anonymous No.11000344]

>>11000337
pls no id rather go to /trash/

[Anonymous No.11000350]

I hate life. I hate people. I’m so uninterested in others but I feel so alone. I hate myself. I hate my job. I’m in love with a whore. I fall in love too easily. I have little self control. I’m starting to think i’ll never be happy.

[Anonymous No.11000360]

>>11000337
fuck off. al/ck/ threads were almost certainly here before you.

[Anonymous No.11000361]

Drank a bottle and a half of gin last night and my door has a hole in it now. Fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.11000363]

>>11000350
Nothing wrong with whores. As long as she really loves you and you can take her wild clitoris. Most women in history have been whores and we come from them.

[Anonymous No.11000367]

Thanks for reminding me my six pack every few days isn’t as bad as a lot of people.

[Anonymous No.11000368]

>>11000363
*tame her wild clitoris
It takes a big man to tame a whore.

[Anonymous No.11000372]

>>11000091
Nothing! Cause I have no money

>>11000111
life

[Anonymous No.11000375]

>>11000111
Depression

I know there are more problems at the end of the bottle than solutions, but getting drunk eases the pain for a brief moment.

[Anonymous No.11000384]

>>11000091
Only the best.

[Anonymous No.11000396]

>>11000384
me too, fellow female

[Anonymous No.11000402]

>>11000396
>Vodka is womanly

Not only are Slavs masculine as fuck, I find Vodka way more difficult to drink than Whiskey or Rum. The only thing that's as hard to choke down straight is Gin.

[Anonymous No.11000408]

>>11000402
I meant Stoli specifically

[Anonymous No.11000412]

>>11000402
jus dont drink shit vodka then, it should be the smoothest. and how is gin hard? it tastes like pine trees

[Anonymous No.11000416]

>>11000402
i had a bottle of gin i bought duty free. don't know why i bought it. ran out of beer one night and decided to take a swig out of the bottle. puke everywhere

[Anonymous No.11000421]

>2 days sober
this is easy

[Anonymous No.11000424]

>>11000412
It's more of a taste thing, I guess. I don't drink shit vodka.

[Anonymous No.11000430]

>>11000416
i like gin. maybe i'm an 80 year old lady

[Anonymous No.11000443]

>>11000421
3rd day is literally when I usually crack.

[Anonymous No.11000447]

>>11000430
It's great as a mixer.

[Anonymous No.11000459]

>>11000443
you almost start feeling good

[Anonymous No.11000461]

>>11000443
Im just trying to stay sober during the week, not the whole drinking every other day and all weekend shit I used to be doing. Would only be sober like two days a week. Hoping to cut it back to only drinking on saturdays with friends

[Anonymous No.11000467]

>>11000461
>Hoping to cut it back to only drinking on saturdays with friends
That would be a healthy habit.
Also
>friends
Wish I still had close ones. I barely see mine anymore.

[Anonymous No.11000474]

>>11000467
to be fair I really am not sure why mine bother to talk to me and what a the fuck they see in me. Maybe my self esteem is fucked because I spend most of my days wondering why I havent shot myself yet. Why dont you see yours much anymore?

[Anonymous No.11000492]

>>11000136
My mom died of liver failure a few years back and was around the same age, and yet here I am. A regular chip off the ol' block, lmao.
I can't wait to be dead, but the last couple years are gonna be miserable so I have a plan to an hero when shit starts hitting the fan

[Anonymous No.11000506]

>>11000200
Holy shit this is based

[Anonymous No.11000515]

>>11000474
>Why dont you see yours much anymore?
Have just slowly drifted further and further away with each passing year.

[Anonymous No.11000519]

I'm poor sober until this friday. Wishing I had a bottle. Withdrawing like a little bitch. That's what I get for trying to be responsible and paying my rent eairly (on time). Lol

[Anonymous No.11000547]

>>11000515
I feel it. How old are you?

[Anonymous No.11000550]

>>11000519
I can't imagine being so desperate as spending booze money on rent.

[Anonymous No.11000566]

>>11000091
Not really drinking tonight.

I have a bottle of pic related in the cabinet and thinking of a shot or two before bed.

[Anonymous No.11000589]

>>11000091
Coconut rum and watermelon juice

[Anonymous No.11000596]

>>11000547
33

[Anonymous No.11000598]

>>11000337
But then you have to go to /r9k/

[Anonymous No.11000619]

I'm not sure why these threads are so somber. Can't you folks just attain the summit before your pancreas and kidneys tell you to die?

Had a few beers during the workday because I had a tension headache and keep trying new cures. After that I had some friends over, we hit some light weights, grilled out, and played mario party. Time to finish a few more beers and fall asleep to the ballgame, now.

Sure there are a lot of regrets to be had, like a completely arrested development, but I don't get being such a sad sack.

[Anonymous No.11000635]

>>11000619
You didn't drink until you passed out, though did you? Well that's why. Because whenever I drink that's what I want to do

[Anonymous No.11000637]

>>11000619
6 to 9 is where everyone is here for the most part. the summit was years ago for me

[Anonymous No.11000657]

>>11000635
Yes, but I pace it to coincide with my usual bedtime while having liters of water near me, and trying not to neglect other bodily needs. That, and having a dayjob. Gotta keep yourself sane somehow boys.

[Anonymous No.11000769]

>>11000384
this

it's the cheapest vodka available for me, bought hundreds of bottles of the stuff

[Anonymous No.11000785]

well lads the drugs are in full swing but i ate too many pickles. this could either be another forgotten night or an absolute shit show.

[Anonymous No.11000816]

>>11000136
Just had a teetotal mate in his late 40’s die of oesophageal cancer 2 weeks ago. Gotta die of something anon.

[Anonymous No.11000821]

Does anyone have a drinking song you listen to when you're alone? I always end up playing:
Dire Straits - So Far Away
Rolling Stones - Waiting on a Friend

[Anonymous No.11000838]

>>11000821
>just started drinkin
Charles mingus
BBNG
Nina Simone
>Tipsy
shitty 90's and 00's rock and metal
>drunk
Either awful dubstep or movie soundtracks
>sloshed
tom waits or some random punk band
>history from youtube during a blackout night
random amv's with shitty 90's metal or memerap

This is ritualistic to the point it is more certain to happen then the sun rising and setting. I have no excuses.

[Anonymous No.11000847]

Evan Williams green label because I don't give a fuck about taste, I just wanna be drunk

Does it get better?

[Anonymous No.11000851]

>>11000847
deaths probably better so, yeah

[Anonymous No.11000860]

>>11000821
The Old Bog Road by Josef Locke
and after I've had a cry, I listen to The Turnpike Troubadours,I recommend Shreveport, Kansas City Southern, Good Lord Lorrie, and Every Girl

[Anonymous No.11000863]

>>11000838
You are just like me and I wish I could send you a drink.

[Anonymous No.11000866]

>>11000408
I think you're drinkin' and dialin'.

[Anonymous No.11000873]

>>11000860
Don't know most of this but I'm looking forward to listening.

[Anonymous No.11000877]

>>11000821
Gordon Lightfoot and Jim Croce.

[Anonymous No.11000879]

MODS THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS AND DRINKING AGAIN

sage and reported by the way :P

[Anonymous No.11000890]

>>11000879
and another shot for you m8, god bless

[Anonymous No.11000894]

Came home earlier with 16 cans of beers. Realized that this wouldn't be enough to put me out for the night, but i didn't want to buy more beer, so I at midnight i started cooking a pot of curry to keep myself busy. It should be ready when i run out of beer and a bowl of curry always makes me want to sleep. Is what I did autistic or just smart?

[Anonymous No.11000897]

>>11000894
good planning

[Anonymous No.11000900]

>>11000879
The ironic thing is that the alchys follow the rules and have the most interesting content. Why should they be kicked out for having a contained general thread when /ck/ is mostly thinly veiled shit posting threads with pepperoni pizza, pepe, burgers, keto, and the rest of the bullshit?

[Anonymous No.11000921]

>>11000900
im unironically under the impression /ck/ has the largest amount of shitposting of any board. no other board has as much sperging, autism, and shilling. /b/ is more on topic then /ck/ is most of the time.

[Anonymous No.11000936]

>>11000921
I think /tv/ probably has the most shitposting.

[Anonymous No.11000938]

>>11000921
spend a few nights on /tv/

[Anonymous No.11000947]

>>11000936
>>11000938
i wasnt counting /tv/ as a board to be honest. unsure how it even exists still considering the state of it. should go the way of /l/ at this point, not like the content is much different

[Anonymous No.11000963]

>>11000921
There is a lot of shitposting and mcchicken garbage, but i have also seen a lot of good discussions about legit cooking topics

[Anonymous No.11000968]

>>11000921
>>11000936
>>11000938
>>11000947
It genuinely wasn't like this until about May/June. Then it really got bad. I always felt like ck was a hidden little paradise until summer.

[Anonymous No.11000975]

>>11000968
i kinda feel that, even in this state /ck/ is a staple board for me. its always interesting atleast

[Anonymous No.11000976]

>>11000968
/ck/ has always been spammed with shitpost threads

just happens more these days, or the mods are deleting less of them idk

[Anonymous No.11000977]

>>11000968
>It genuinely wasn't like this until about May/June.
/tv/? It's been like it is since about 2015. It was a meme board long before that though. Just that the shitposting got worse.

[Anonymous No.11000993]

>>11000977
i wonder how many ip's that pedoposter has gotten permab& at this point

[Anonymous No.11000997]

>>11000977
No mate I was talking about ck

[Anonymous No.11001000]

>>11000997
Ah k.

[Anonymous No.11001172]

>>11000821
Radiohead. Fake Plastic Trees and Let Down are my favorites.

[Anonymous No.11001209]

Taking it easy tonight with a glass of wild turkey 101 and ginger ale boys

[Anonymous No.11001225]

>>11000144
>Being forced to go to AA meetings
truly awful, a bunch of losers sit around talking about being losers, it's unreal that a judge would think this would be good to experience

[Anonymous No.11001231]

>>11000921
try /v/, it has all three of those in spades.

[Anonymous No.11001244]

>>11001231
i feel like /v/ can have discussion every once in a while though. this board will start a thread about pasta or some shit and 10 posts in its like someone let several dozen foaming at the mouth spergs just have their way with it. 400 posts later a thread about how to make a pasta dish is inane keyboard slapping and the stalest bait imaginable. and thats almost every thread, that doesnt just start off as a bait or shill.

[Anonymous No.11001528]

You can do it lads, I believe in you

[Anonymous No.11001533]

>>11001528
Oops forgot pic

[Anonymous No.11001578]

>>11000111
Depression
Boredom
Lyfe
Most the time i think im doing great till i start my 30 min commute home and i think man i dont got anything to drink at home might as well pic something up even tho i said i wouldnt drink tonight.
Sometimes its the hangover the next morning and like pringles once i open that can of worms cant stop.
Its easier for me to come up with a list not to drink then find a reason why i do.

[Anonymous No.11001597]

>>11000821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaPQL7kPylY

[Anonymous No.11001602]

I had my first six pack of Guinness the other day.
It was great. Mostly I drink Vodka literally every day I have off. Not even memeing. Fucking hate life.

[Anonymous No.11001609]

>>11000821
>Dire Straits - So Far Away
>Rolling Stones - Waiting on a Friend
My nigga

[Anonymous No.11001611]

>>11001602
i'm currently sober because im broke

vodka is my choice of drink, I love a good white russian the caffeine/alcohol combo goes great

[Anonymous No.11001614]

>>11001611
Yep, I sip vodka out of the bottle. I don't do shots.
I easily go through a half a liter a day.

[Anonymous No.11001622]

>>11000111
Nothing is really the cause— i just love it! Preparing a drinking session has become ceremonial. I go to the gym first, then shopping for food and beer, then home to clean the house before I get started drinking alone and watching tv.

[Anonymous No.11001623]

>>11000821
The Dubliners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXxzYtfrdFw
I miss the way things once were bros
Also, what's the best Irish whiskey lads?

[Anonymous No.11001629]

>>11000111
i only drink tasty stuff.

[Anonymous No.11001633]

>>11001611
If ur sober cause ur broke ur not an alcky pls anon don't try to impress us seriously stop drinking while you can it doesnt make you cool only pathetic.

[Anonymous No.11001635]

>>11001614
god dammit I want some booze

[Anonymous No.11001638]

>>11001633
>dick measuring alcoholism
lol

[Anonymous No.11001640]

It's come to the point where I'm now thinking at work about drowning myself in booze and listing to all these songs while reminiscing. Holy shit lads, sometimes my mouth waters.

[Anonymous No.11001642]

>>11001533
>>11001528
Good job anon. Is it even possible to taper yourself down to say 15 beers a day to maybe a 6 pack on a Saturday instead of completely quitting the booze? So many people just outright quit the stuff but I'm guessing they drank a fuckton more than me and got themselves into some really fucked up situations.

[Anonymous No.11001646]

I unironically think dying early due to booze is better then being sober and dying in some nursery home at age 95.

[Anonymous No.11001654]

>>11001638
He has a point, I used to just get super bummed out when I worked part time, ran out and couldn't afford booze. Now I've had a solid job for a few years and can afford to get shitfaced every night if I even make it to 5pm without a drink I get all shaky stevens and anxious as fuck to the point that I just avoid all social gatherings unless there is alcohol involved. Pretty sure most of my family/coworkers think I'm a meth head because of how jittery I get.

[Anonymous No.11001667]

>>11001654
I'm not "super bummed out" cause I'm a bit low on cash this week and can't afford booze

I got fired from my last job for being drunk at work multiple times and I spent the last few months sitting at home alone getting drunk all day everyday blowing through my savings

Resorted to spending the last $20 on horrible cheap booze instead of buying food and I'm now flat broke and starving with no booze

[Anonymous No.11001675]

>>11001638
Bruh not dick measuring but i am crack heads will always find away to get there next fix. Addicts are addicts alcholism is more mental then anything else so if you dont fucking find a want or need to do what u need to, to fucking get shit faced every night then yeah good for you i litterly have terrible heart burn but find ways to get fucked every night i end up waking up at 6am to puke out stomach acid from drinking almost daily.

[Anonymous No.11001678]

>>11001667
My bad. There has to be something that keeps your mind off drinking at least for most of the day surely?

[Anonymous No.11001687]

>>11001675
>lecturing me on alcoholism
why?

>if you're not homeless wino estranged from your family shitting yourself all day and robbing old women for money you're not a "true alco"

[Anonymous No.11001696]

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