/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10996295]

Does it live up to the hype?

[Anonymous No.10996302]

Yes

[Anonymous No.10996307]

It doesn't taste like complete shit (the regular stuff) and it is pretty good, yes.

[Anonymous No.10996413]

>>10996295
hype? no. is it good? yes

for being zero calorie drinks they are surprisingly NOT diet flavored and that's good enough for me

[Anonymous No.10996416]

>>10996295
I remember liking it before /sip/ became a thing. I stopped drinking energy drinks in highschool though. Of all the moster flavors it was the best.

[Anonymous No.10996419]

>>10996295
I prefer the black one that tastes like cherries. I dislike that one.

[Anonymous No.10996455]

>>10996295
the citron was good but they fucked stopped selling it.

[Anonymous No.10996765]

>>10996295
Why do these kids drink liquid palsy

[Anonymous No.10997283]

>>10996295
I got one of these for free and i coulden't finish it.

[Anonymous No.10997291]

>>10996295
Its so good that they sell it at white castle

[Anonymous No.10997320]

>>10996295
i bought one after seeing a particularly hilarious avacado image the other day. i like it, it's sort of like sour bubblegum

[Anonymous No.10997327]

>>10996295
>energy drinks

[Anonymous No.10997356]

im gonna be honest here
i
*literally*
drink one each weekend to kickstart my pooing
wasting so much fucking money on them

[Anonymous No.10997528]

>>10996419
I used to like the black one and it reminded me of something I couldn't figure out. Then I eventually placed the flavor as tasting like the cough syrup my mom used to give me when I was but a wee lad and it ruined that flavor for me.

[Anonymous No.10997547]

>>10996295
Just get this instead. Now THIS, THIS lives up to the hype. So refreshing and soothing on a hot Wisconsin afternoon at your cabin up nort'.

[Anonymous No.10997553]

>>10996295
How did monster become associated with boomers?

[Anonymous No.10997625]

>>10996295
No, it's disgusting.

Pic related is objectively superior.

[Anonymous No.10997635]

>>10996295
Better alternatives

>Bang
>Rockstar Pure Zero
>Outlaw

[Anonymous No.10997656]

>>10996295
Tastes like shitty diet soda to me. Prefer to drink black coffee.
>>10996413
Absolute lie. They all have that dull after taste you get from diet soda because of the lack of sugar. I prefer the regular but even then it tastes like shit.

[Anonymous No.10997662]

>this thread again

[Anonymous No.10998937]

>>10997635
>>Rockstar Pure Zero
*Too much* caffeine, though I agree the flavor is a little better.

[Anonymous No.10998947]

>>10996295
Even better than the hype. I thought it was just some shitty meme but it’s actually good

[Anonymous No.10999041]

>>10997320
Was it this one?

[Anonymous No.10999152]

>>10997547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_7H4q4dCw

[Anonymous No.10999208]

>>10996295
I'm not gonna lie, I was skeptical at first, then i broke down and bought a can, and holy fuck it was delicious. Am I a meme? Age 29 btw

[Anonymous No.10999227]

>>10998937
It's not for the literal faint of heart, I'll give you that

[Anonymous No.10999276]

>>10996295
are they hyped? On the rare occasions I get an energy drink I get these because they're less sickly sweet and have less of a chemical aftertaste than most.

It's breddy gud for what it is honestly /ck/ shitposters aside

[Anonymous No.10999543]

*SSSSIIIIIPPPPPPPP*

[Anonymous No.10999576]

>>10999276
>than most
instead of torturing yourself with energydrinks why not just drink coffee/tea/mate instead

[Anonymous No.11000818]

>>10996295
I fucking hate /Sip_sters so much

[Anonymous No.11000824]

[Anonymous No.11000827]

>>10997547
LaCroix is like drinking unflavored seltzer while somebody shouts flavors at you

[Anonymous No.11000998]

>>11000827
>more epik r*ddit humor
give it up, transplants

[Anonymous No.11001676]

*sips*
Yep, that's one crazy flavour...

[Anonymous No.11001679]

Honestly, the orange one is better. Not discrediting ultra white tho as it is second. These are the only two acceptable monsters imo all others are trash

[Anonymous No.11001751]

Does monster ultra go well with Pizza? I need to know for the DMC5 release.

[Anonymous No.11001757]

>>10997547
They taste too bitter to me by themselves but are great for mixing. My favorite is mixing lime lacroix with cherry coke zero with a splash of dark rum for flavor.

[Anonymous No.11001789]

Things that /ck/ memes that are actually good:
>secret aardvark
>japanese fuzzy logic rice cookers
>sous vide immersion circulators
>maangchi
>ipa
>michelin starred restaurants
>alcoholism
>liverwurst
>anchovy pizza
>sardines

Things that /ck/ memes that are actually terrible, and only posted ironically:
>monster energy drinks
>chili without beans
>mcchicken
>veganism
>instapot
>keto
>not tipping
>jack
>mre's
>indomie

[Anonymous No.11001797]

>>11001789
lol

[Anonymous No.11001909]

>>10997625
>tfw my dad likes that while i like ultra

[Anonymous No.11002039]

>>10997547
lacroix tastes absolutely foul. i just buy the 99c 1 liter bottles of the flavored sparkling water they sell at walmart

[Anonymous No.11002309]

>>10997625
Can confirm.

[Anonymous No.11002331]

>>10996295

It tastes horribly sweet. It feels like you're drinking juice concentrate meant to be mixed with water rather than a ready beverage

[Anonymous No.11002451]

>>10996295
I'm not sure if 1 tred spammed over and over by monster's employee is yet "hype", but whatever it is, I must agree, your pic related evenly matches it

[Anonymous No.11002460]

>>11001909
what's wrong with Canon brand camera?

[Anonymous No.11002514]

It's okay, doesn't live up to the hype.
Mango Locos is pretty good.

[Anonymous No.11002530]

the best monster still available here
u jelly fags

[Anonymous No.11002676]

>>11002530
I have a gas station and 2 liquor stores near me that still have it stocked

[Anonymous No.11002832]

>>11002460
Nothing.
There's also nothing with monster ultra expect the fact that i don't have any because faggot boomers emptied the two closest stores to me.

[Anonymous No.11003216]

you really can't beat the taste considering it is healthy and only 0 calories

[Anonymous No.11003706]

>>11003216
>its healthy
i have bad news for you anon.

[Anonymous No.11003722]

>>11001797
What's funny? It's a pretty spot on list.

[Anonymous No.11003728]

>>10996295
Does anything?

[Anonymous No.11003763]

>>11003706
Are you trying to pretend that you know more about food and health than fucking NOAH?

[Anonymous No.11003806]

>>11003763
literally who

[Anonymous No.11003854]

>>11003806
>doesnt know who noah is
>even when i posted a picture of him
yea, i knew i was talking with a retard

[Anonymous No.11003876]

yes

[Anonymous No.11003885]

all rehabs, the doctor and the pink one are better

[Anonymous No.11003925]

>>11000998
I was not aware that was a reddit joke

I just think it's uninteresting (though my wife loves the stuff) and that Perrier is better

[Anonymous No.11003928]

Best beverage

[Anonymous No.11003945]

>>10996295
*crack* *sip* Dunkaroos, yep now THAT was a snack food.