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>Sup muh boy, i gots ya pizza righ herrr, dat gonna be 19.99 plus tip homie

>> No.10950556

>>10950551
Thank you, have a good night.

>> No.10950558

>>10950551
Thanks, man. Have a good night.

>> No.10950562

>>10950551
Here you go. *gives money, takes pizza* Have a nice evening. *teleports back to room to shitpost on /ck/*

>> No.10950563

>>10950551
Cool, thanks for your timely response. Here's a five and have a good night.

>> No.10950570

>>10950551
thanks, i already added a tip to my online order. have a good one, man

>> No.10950577

>>10950551
fuck you stupid nigger monkey fuck, give me my pizza

>> No.10950583

>>10950551
Thanks a lot, have a good night man.

>> No.10950584

Fuck you nigger I'm not giving you a fucking tip.....fucking NIGGER!!!!!!!!!! *Spits on the ground infront of his feet*
*Takes pizza and slams door in his face*

>> No.10950586

>>10950577
>things you've only said on the internet

>> No.10950587

>>10950551
I don't tip your kind sorry

>> No.10950588

>>10950577
>>10950584
Aaaaand /thread

>> No.10950591

>>10950577
>>10950584
yikes

>> No.10950592

>>10950551
Here's $24 home boy, flippity zippity!

>> No.10950595

>>10950551
Here's a benjamin homie. Keep the change

>> No.10950596
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>> No.10950602
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10950602

>ordering a pizza when you could save money by cooking

>> No.10950604

>>10950588
>88

God dammit /pol/

>> No.10950606
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>Hello sir, I have your hot, fresh pizza right here. That'll be $19.99 plus tip?
>Wait, what do you mean you already paid for your pizza? Let me see.
>That nigger gave you a $5 Little Caesars and pocketed the rest!

>> No.10950607

>>10950586
>getting triggered by "nigger" on 4chan
Get the fuck out, faggot.

>> No.10950612

>>10950591
t. nigger delivery boy

>> No.10950630

>>10950577
spbp

>> No.10950646

>>10950551
N-NIGGER! uwu

>> No.10950663

>>10950602
WRONG
>flour: $2.99
>Yeast:$1.00
>Pizza sauce: $3 (making your own $3+)
>Meats: $4.99
>Cheese: $2.99

Looks like at least $14 worth of shit you're only going to use once, not including the time needed for the dough to rise and pizza baked.

>> No.10950666

>>10950551
Sorry, my good man, I don't accept deliveries from those who are alternatively hued in terms of color. However, I appreciate your efforts, so I'll do you the favor of not sicking my pack of wild dogs on you. Good day.

>> No.10950667

>>10950551
>plus tip
Why do Americans do this for real? They tip the most arbitrary jobs and it's basically mandatory because the companies are allowed to play the employees less than minimum wage.

>> No.10950676

>>10950667
You just answered your own question there m8

>> No.10950677

>>10950663
And it would be even cheaper takeout instead of delivery.

>> No.10950678

>>10950577
wow, rude

>> No.10950681

>>10950666
At least you attempted humor instead of these autistic fucks
>>10950577
>>10950584

>> No.10950692

>>10950681
>>>le reddit

>> No.10950693

>>10950666
The gentlemen racist. The last of his kind

>> No.10950717

>>10950666
This man earned his satan trips

>> No.10950726

>>10950663
>Pizza sauce: $3
Literally retarded. You can get a can for 89 cents and only use a third of it per pizza.
Source: I did exactly this last week while watching that "How it ends" movie on neto frixu that was complete garbage.

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>>10950692
>everything I don't like is reddit
Go back to gaia newfag