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Going to cook this bad boy up. Am I going to die?

>> No.10928525

Looks tasty :D

>> No.10928526

>>10928504
show us the spore print

>> No.10928528

>>10928504

I sure hope so.. That looks poisonous as fuck, buddy

>> No.10928529

>>10928504
Why did you cut off your dick?

>> No.10928541

the big ones are the bad ones

>> No.10928664

Hopefully

>> No.10928679

yes but probably not from the mushroom

>> No.10928682

Jesus fucking Christ look at that fat trotter. You should be ashamed to show any part of your body to a proper human.

>> No.10928868

>>10928526
Agree do a spore print with timestamp or you might actaually die

>> No.10928920

I'm gonna save us all some time and lay out what happens in every single mushroom thread on 4chan

>yo duuudes found this mushroom gonna eat it am i gonna die lmao
>We don't know, maybe. Do a spore print.
>ok lmao i ate it haha was it poisonous?
>"Mushroom Wizard here, that looks like a gutmelticus instantaneous, the deadliest mushroom that grows exclusively in dog shit piles. Go to the hospital"
>oh no i can't go to the hospital please i smoke weed please save me 4chan

>> No.10928934
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>>10928920
gutmelticus instantaneous

>> No.10928941

>>10928920
>gutmelticus instantaneous
Nice

>> No.10929021

>>10928541
>portabelos are bad

>> No.10929101
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>>10928920
>My sides
But for real OP. Give a spore print or you're probably fucked. Can't tell you what kind of fungi it is from that picture alone. I study the fuckers and I need more info.
But if you can't even give that?
Well... Another one bites the dust.

>> No.10929124

At first glance I thought this was a deer antler knife stuck up a chopped off deer ass. Oh well.

>> No.10929147
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10929147

This is the bottom. Looks fucking dope

>> No.10929343

You got a fat girl hand

>> No.10929369 [DELETED] 

>>10929343
fucking christ..those nails are for self defense against soft fat white guys she tries to sleep with...
then she posts #metoo comments about how he oppressed her during consensual sex

>> No.10929385

>>10929147
Jesus Christ what the fuck

>> No.10929394

>>10929147
eat it

>> No.10929405
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>>10928504
Holy fuck lose weight and cut your fingernails, you disgusting mongoloid

>> No.10929482

>>10929147
Good to go! Bon appetits

>> No.10930947

>>10929147
Okay, this is epic

>> No.10930965

>>10929147
cum on it, OP!

>> No.10930985
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>>10928504
do it

>> No.10930989

>>10929405
Those are french tips you pleeb.

>> No.10931356

>>10929147
looks like a cocker spaniel

>> No.10931378
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10931378

>those fingernails
why the fuck do people do this

>> No.10931383

>>10931378
Has no one here been out in public? It's pretty common

>> No.10931391
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>>10929147
That's existentially terrifying. That mushroom is probably gonna eat you.

>> No.10931396

>>10931383
people outside cut their fingernails regularly iirc what are you on about
>its pretty common to ignore basic grooming
actually where are you from?

>> No.10931409

>>10931396
>>its pretty common to ignore basic grooming
>actually where are you from?
Maybe he lives in rural kentucky or some shit. I can imagine inbred farmers not cutting their nails

>> No.10931411

>>10931391
Yeah, I like mushrooms but this is too much for me

>> No.10931437

Agaricus placomyces

or if it looks like that, it's probably not edible

>> No.10931462

>>10931409
Women do that all the time to their nails
Are you trying to troll

>> No.10931481

>>10928504
Yes.

>>10929147
Holy shit

>> No.10931482

>>10931462
>Women
a-anon, i...

>> No.10931501

>>10929147
Moar pics

>> No.10931680

>>10928504
Did you eat it anon. Updates pls.

>> No.10931742

>>10928682
Underrated post

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10931760

Oh fuck

>> No.10931763

>>10931680
he dead

>> No.10931786

>>10931763
>he
It's a fat woman, look at those trotters

>> No.10931897

>>10931786
Who can even tell the gender with fat people.

>> No.10932144

100% poison OP. Eat it and you're dead.

>> No.10932150

>>10931897
Gender is a social construct

>> No.10932162

>>10932150
fatness is a social construct

>> No.10932168

>>10932162
nigger is a social construct

>> No.10932187

>>10932168
equality is a social construct

>> No.10932662

>>10932187
talking is a social construct

>> No.10932671

>>10929021
They cause cancer if you don't cook them enough

>> No.10932691

>>10929147
fuck

>> No.10933069

>>10929147
Now I know where Lovecraft got his inspiration from

>> No.10934035

>>10929147
>Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos

>> No.10934060 [DELETED] 

Go here:
>http://www.myfridgefood.com/
Check the ingredients you do have, and it'll generate a recipe for you.

>> No.10934836

>>10931396
>>10931409
THE FRENCH TIPS YOU GOONS

>> No.10934856

>>10928504
you are already dead

>> No.10934860

>>10934836
Those are too inconsistent to be french tips. They're just different length nails with nothing on them.

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>>10932671
What?

>> No.10935056

>>10929021
The worst

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>>10929147
Go ahead, eat it OP. What could go wrong?

>> No.10936809

>>10929147
Nature tends to let you know if something will kill you. This isn't one of those timea, eat up.