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10922783 No.10922783 [Reply] [Original]

No webm thread? Time to fix that.

>> No.10922792 [DELETED] 

>>10922783
god dammit stop posting this

>> No.10922795

>>10922783
fuck you

>> No.10922818

>>10922783
Nigger egg

>> No.10922824
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>>10922783
Step aside little boy

>> No.10922849

>>10922783
>filename
good job anon

>> No.10922914

>>10922849
Based filename poster

>> No.10922938
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>> No.10923040

>>10922914
Based 'Based filename poster' poster

>> No.10923288

Haha I posted it again. Sage for shit OP.

>> No.10923955

>>10922783
My favorite webm

>> No.10923985

>>10923040
Based “Based 'Based filename poster' poster” poster

>> No.10924301

Bump for webms

>> No.10924331
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>> No.10924441

>>10924301
Sage for shit thread.

>> No.10924531
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>> No.10924546
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>>10922783
>>10922824
More eggs

>> No.10924671

>>10924531
ah man..

>> No.10924686
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>>10922783

>> No.10924687

>>10924331
that's a good way to accidentally broil your ballsack

>> No.10924784

>>10922792
>>10922795
>>10922818
>>10923288
>>10924441
Why not just post fucking webms instead of being total fucking faggots?

>> No.10924785

>>10924784
Says the man not posting webms. Sage for not posting content.

>> No.10924801

>>10924785
And how do you know I didn't already post a webm or two in this thread already?? Guess what, I did you fucking assuming fucking faggot. Fuck off and quit trying to be some kind of elitist on the food section of a fucking Bangladeshi irrigation infrastructure planning and development forum. That's about the saddest possible fucking thing you could do with your life.

>> No.10924813

>>10922938
they didnt check to make sure the chamber was clear before frying. 0/10

>> No.10924819
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>>10924813
Well then how are you going to shoot it?

>> No.10924840

>>10922783
I have a wok just like this... I wonder if I can replicate this recipe and allow my mouth to know such wonders. Can I possibly hope to be able to thoroughly replicate the sandwich of the Egg fort master himself? Should I even attempt it?

>> No.10924842

>>10924840
It's regular fucking eggs on regular bread. Fuck off.

>> No.10924848

>>10924842
Why are you so upset about it?

>> No.10924996

>>10924848
He hates eggs like a cuck

>> No.10925181
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>>10924819
>that fucking aim

>> No.10925497

>>10924819
>swisscheese.webm

>> No.10925509 [DELETED] 
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>> No.10925526

>>10925509
Not food related but the second spill was great

>> No.10925527

>>10925509
based

>> No.10925563

>>10925181
Well he can't actually see the end target.

>> No.10925567

>>10925181
>>10925563
The bullets curve because of the butter.

>> No.10925571

>>10922824
No, I'm sorry, I'm not impressed. He lacks the finesse and grace of the original, far too much wasted motion. He has to flip the bread and the omelette far too many times, there is no economy in his technique. And needless to say, his egg fort is pitiable.

>> No.10925572

>>10925567
That's what I thought.

>> No.10925573
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>> No.10925600
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>>10925573
Get a load of this faggot, can't even eat pizza like its pussy

>> No.10925606

>>10925509
Was he drunk or high on coke?

>> No.10925612

>>10925606
He is just a tryhard trying to impress the maids in waiting

>> No.10925616

>>10925571
but you gotta admit the head shake is really, REALLY good!

>> No.10925633

>>10925612

Nope.

>>10925606

He was the groom, stupid whore bride missed her mark and was too far right and he clipped her. She was probably the dumb whore wanting a viral wedding dance video too.

>> No.10925644

>>10925633
He is definitely a tryhard

>> No.10925654

>>10925644

U were wrong. Get over it.

>> No.10925668

>>10925654
how? dude is a tryhard, groom or not, and he is trying to impress the people there by doing a fucking layout flip for no reason

>> No.10925672

>>10925654
Nah he is a tryhard m8

>> No.10925686

>>10925672
someone post that one black guy that "dances" with the niggress and likely kills her. You know the one.

>> No.10925791

>>10925668
>>10925672

Samefag

Also, not what you said. The argument is not if he is a try hard. If you'd just said try hard and left it I would not have said anything. But you didn't. You were wrong.

>> No.10925854

>>10922783

How does he get out with out breaking all the eggs?

>> No.10925860

>>10925600
Too soon

>> No.10925866

>>10922783
Damn I just learned a new way to make my egg sandwich tomorrow morning

>> No.10925873
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>> No.10925880

>>10925873
gordon likes it "crispy" too, i see

>> No.10925881
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>> No.10925900

>>10925633
>>10925654
>>10925791
epic incel

>> No.10925911
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>> No.10925934

>>10925900

Nope. You just mad that you're too retarded to read something as basic as "who the groom is at a wedding". So go enjoy being butthurt and wrong lmfao.

>> No.10926004

>>10925881
Is there a written recipe?

>> No.10926100

>>10924331
Imagine the emotions that must be swimming in his breast.

>> No.10926603

>>10922824
How does he get in?

>> No.10926673

>>10926603
he uses the eggtrance

>> No.10926758

>>10922938
Kek, they did this in Twin Peaks

>> No.10926862

>>10925573
ffs if you're going to use utensils at least cut off a piece that fits in your mouth and doesn't almost fall off

>> No.10926865

>>10922783
>>10922824
Alright, honest question. How do they actually get in or out of their positions?

>> No.10926876

>>10922783
How?

>> No.10926897

>>10925866
Welcome to /ck/

>> No.10926926

>>10922783
>>10922824
Ugh. I know this shit probably tastes delicious, but seeing it made by such filthy and sweaty pajeets make me want to throw up. I don't think I could ever eat something touched by their bare hands.

>> No.10926997

>>10926926
They're obviously latono and only briefly touch the bread before cooking it so even if their hands were dirty it gets cooked off.

>> No.10927000

>>10926997
i've never seen someone who is latino look like that. he looks indian

>> No.10927009

>>10925881
>throwing a whole stick of thyme in there
Who does not chop and eat the leaves?

>> No.10927021

>>10922783
Do Mexicans really eat this?

>> No.10927022

>>10927000
Yeah the second guy does.

>> No.10927026

>>10927021
What, eggs?

>> No.10927035

>>10925497
it's butter

>> No.10927073

>>10924531
Did not need to see that!
:(

>> No.10927154

>>10925911
The most pretentious way to make bacon and eggs.

>> No.10927159

>>10922824
>the over compensating egg virgin
>>10922783
The alpha doesn't need to put on a show egg chad

>> No.10927169

>>10924331
They have a hose feeding fresh water right there. Why the hell can't they just get a cheap as shit tub to do the dishes in?

>> No.10927175

>>10925181
Just in case you're not "only pretending to be retarded"
You know bullets spin right?

>> No.10927182

>>10925573
Is this a skit?
or is he really hat much of an insufferable faggot?

>> No.10927192

>>10927175
I'm sure he knows MUCH more about shooting than you do, after all, he's an expert at counterstrike.

>> No.10927201

>>10922818
that's not a nigger I am pretty sure that's a pahjeet. you're really bad at spotting niggers.

>> No.10927204

>>10924531
>People keep asking if I want to visit third world countries
>They wonder why I keep declining

>> No.10927215

>>10926862
The only utensil one should use on a pizza is tiny tongs to pick up the individual ingredients to eat before gobbling down the cheese, licking the ketchup and then munching on the dough

>> No.10927279

>>10924546
>[MASQUERADE VIOLATION]

>> No.10927281

>>10927009
Norwegians.
I went on a coastal cruise and every savory dish on the buffet had whole twigs of thyme.

>> No.10927305
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10927305

Have some sandwiches.

>> No.10927312
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10927312

Have some pizza.

>> No.10927318
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10927318

Have some AAAAAAAARGHHHHH SPIDERS

>> No.10927337

>>10922783
>filename
cringe

>> No.10927361

>>10926004
Just in luck
https://www.recipetineats.com/chicken-stew/

>> No.10927369

>>10924546
This is a horror game enemy.

>> No.10927416
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>>10926673

>> No.10927437

>>10927312
engineering has to be a really fun game of The Incredible Machine. You keep doing things and testing it and it doesn't work out so you change one thing, and that still doesn't work.
but you get paid money to figure it out, but it also requires labor

>> No.10927464

>>10927312
>tomato sauce waterfall

>> No.10927486

>>10927312
where's pizza1?
>>10927437
It's mostly math, actually, and modelling the process. If you actually build a thing and it doesn't work out, you cost the company money. The process should be 99% fixed by the time you actually make something, with the rest able to be calibrated by settings on the machinery

>> No.10927662

>>10922824
he is too aggressive, no respect for the egg

>> No.10927709

>>10924686
This is really nice
Is it all one place that sells these? Is there a name?

>> No.10927719
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>> No.10927730

>>10924686
it looks nice but I will never eat any of that. Im too much of a peasant when it comes to desserts

>> No.10927736

>>10925573
>doesn't eat the crust
what a faggot

>> No.10927746

>>10925911
i would throw a bowl of rice or some noodles

>> No.10927770

>>10927279
underrated

>> No.10927771

>>10927719
jesus christ favreau its just a grilled cheese sandwich

>> No.10927788

>>10923985
Here is your (you)
Based `Based “Based 'Based filename poster' poster” poster` poster

>> No.10927789

>>10925860
Too soon what?

>> No.10927914

>>10927719
Looks delish, especially the bits of paper at the end

>> No.10927919

>>10927788
Based «Based `Based “Based 'Based filename poster' poster” poster` poster» poster

>> No.10927926
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>>10927318
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.10927980
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>> No.10928001

>>10924531
Wanderlust!

>> No.10928014

>>10927980
karl would have a field day with this

>> No.10928035
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10928035

>>10927486
>where's pizza1?

Sorry: have some pizza.

>> No.10928083

>>10926004
you need a recipe for that, seriously?

>> No.10928099

>>10928083
Maybe he's blind?

>> No.10928113

>>10928099
then he wouldn't be able to see the recipe moron

>> No.10928118

>>10928113
Screen readers, duh.

>> No.10928120

>>10928118
I don't think you know how reading works

>> No.10928135

>>10922824
Did he scoop up all the dirty shit with the bread? Just magnificent.

>> No.10928149

>>10928135
All the tasty shit, you mean

>> No.10928204

>>10925873
pointless without the sound

>> No.10928240

>>10928204
This.
It's like that idiot who posts the hibachi chef without the sad music.
Just link the YT video ffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR3Y_9Y74L0

>> No.10928259

>>10927719
He should have deep fried the whole thing afterwards

>> No.10928468
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>>10928135
A true egg king is resourceful

>> No.10928566

>>10922824
His shirt is soaked in sweat. He's dedicated to the egg

>> No.10928581
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>> No.10928601
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>> No.10928602

>>10928581
overcooked

>> No.10928612

>>10927021
No but Indians/Sri Lankans do.

>> No.10928617

>>10922783
LAWL at that file name. Good job anon.
But how does he get out of his egg fort without breaking any eggs?

>> No.10928641

>>10928587
Nice. I love Commander Tso's chicken

>> No.10928656

>>10922824
everytime

>> No.10928660

I don't care how well they're prepared. I refuse to eat any food prepared by any Pajeets' feces-encrusted finger tips.

>> No.10928661
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>> No.10928671

>>10928602
It's baked

>> No.10928690

>>10924546
that filename, kek

>> No.10928696

>>10922783
Why is it that whenever I try to do my eggs on heat that high they immediately stick to the pan?

>> No.10928710

>>10928696
either a shitty pan, you're not using enough oil, you try to take them off too soon, or some combination of all those factors

>> No.10928722

>>10928710
Maybe it's me trying to take them off too soon. I know I use enough oil and I don't think it's my pan. I always crank the heat for bacon but I have to cut the flame WAY back for eggers.

>> No.10928734

>>10928671
overbaked

>> No.10928758

>>10925571
This is a solid 8/10 review

>> No.10928898
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>> No.10928903

>>10928722
also make sure the oil is hot before putting the egg in

>> No.10929002

>>10928120
I don't think you know what a screen reader is.

>> No.10929019
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10929019

>>10927318
CRAPE MEEEEEE

>> No.10929094

>>10928898
aaahhhh, fuck

>> No.10929120

>>10928661
tf is he doing

>> No.10929157

>>10929120
have you ever cooked with a pot of oil?

>> No.10929174

>>10929157
putting liquids on it doesnt help...

>> No.10929199

>>10927305
It's really happening isn't it? They're finally upgrading women.

>> No.10929214

>>10929199
Women were on the chopping block since the 50s. But "traditional values" prevented it. We don't have those to stop it anymore.

>> No.10929221

>>10929199
Once a man invents fuckbots, and another man invents artificial wombs for growing more men, women better invent a space minivan fast so they can all get in it and blow the fuck up. If not it will be guilt trip revenge murder time on those shitty creatures.

>> No.10929225

>>10928468
looked good before he piped steaming diarrhea on it

>> No.10929305

>>10924531
at least they're wearing hair nets.

>> No.10929309

>>10928468
here's your raw eggs bro

>> No.10929334

>>10926926
>probably tastes delicious
literally tastest like a runny omelet with green peper and red onion in it, not better than what you can make at home.

>> No.10929366

>>10927182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfbVkQHh8s4
>it's real

>> No.10929406

>>10928602
>that rarefag that can't appreciate a cooked steak
You guys are worse than vegans

>> No.10929557

>>10929406
rare > well done > anything inbetween

>> No.10929936
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>> No.10930401

>>10929936
this man has to be dead

>> No.10930453

>>10930401

Give it a year

>> No.10930692

>>10927789
its a meme to say hes dead because hes a fat fuck and said in his last video he suffered a stroke. living like a stupid careless faggot is finally catching up to him.

>> No.10930974

>>10922824
Nah. Not the new egg king. He has way too many unnecessary shit going to even look humble enough to touch those precious eggs. Also, that dude in the back cutting unwashed tomatoes from a bag. Bad!

>> No.10931001

>>10929406
>that medium rare fag that only cannot eat any steak that bleeds, even if it was KOSHER
More like YOU guys are worse than vegans

>> No.10931008

>>10925911
>and finally, we smudge peanut butter on the side of the plate

>> No.10931018

>>10927305
but how do the bread magnets work?

>> No.10931233

>>10928661
well it looks like something similar happened to him before

>> No.10931239
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10931239

>>10928898
>those beauty shots at the end
I'm dying lads

>> No.10931243

>>10929936
I'm choking just watching this shit

>> No.10931315
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>>10931233
epic, based and redpilled

>> No.10931513

>>10929174
what?
its a video of a guy splashing down some frozen fries into hot oil. how autistic are you, exactly?

>> No.10931517

>>10927305
Finally. A robot to replace women.

>> No.10931907

>>10929157
Yes, never filled the pot over half full and also not cooking on open flame helps a little.

>> No.10931911

>>10924687
Based roasted ballsack poster

>> No.10931928

>>10925881
>seasoning the seared side after it's already seared
in not sure why it bothers me so much but it does

>> No.10931941

>>10928696
>make sure pan is actually pre-heated to hot before adding a good tablespoon of oil
>make sure to get good brown but not too brown to flip perfect eggs

>> No.10931947

>>10931941
Why do you want your pan to get hot without anything in it? Let it warm up a little before adding oil, sure, but you don't want to warp it.

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>> No.10932181

>>10929936
mental illness

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>> No.10932201
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>>10932181
His name is Joey

>> No.10932203

>>10928581
>tried this one time
>got food poisoning from under cooked steak
>cramps all day
>ordered take out chicken wings

>> No.10932271

>>10928035
the pizza of the future

>> No.10932288

>>10932201
that first big boy bite of the day

>> No.10932306

>>10932288
THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO USE BIG BOY CHAIRS

>> No.10932349 [DELETED] 

come watch a funny asian man play runescape
https://www.twitch.tv/Charming_Jo

>> No.10932356

>>10932349
wrong thread my bad

>> No.10932365

>>10927318
He licked his fingers while cooking and is dancing around what a clown. I wouldn't eat his food.

>> No.10932370

>>10930453
You keep saying that, and look where we are.

>> No.10932374

>>10922824
why does he keep throwing away the eggs?

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10932664

>>10928661
> Pouring water on an oil fire

>> No.10932706

>>10928468
What are jap omelettes like this?

>> No.10932712

>>10932706
The Japs learned from the French, that's why.
That's a perfectly cooked omelet.

>> No.10932912

>>10928468
wish I can make scramble eggs so perfectly yellow without any burnt marks

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>> No.10933086

>>10928204
I watched the soundless version and the one with. I kind of like the silent version more.

>> No.10933143

>>10928661
>chefs clothes
fucking kek

>> No.10933150

>>10932912
lower the heat senpai

>> No.10933254

>>10932171
Is it just me, or is that a weirdly firm steak? It looks like it's frozen almost.

>> No.10933267

>>10928204
>>10928240
Imagine being a literal sperg.

>> No.10933279

>>10933254
it believe its a very expensive cut of meat, also, they way it has been cut might lead it to look firm.

>> No.10933282

>>10928204
>>10928240
please go back to /wsg/

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>> No.10933307

>>10922783
amazing how i never get tired of "Surly King of the Egg Fort"

>> No.10933320

>>10933299
please dont deep fry please doon....fuck!

>> No.10933337
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>>10933254
It has very high fat content so it holds together like a block of butter

>> No.10933340

>>10933320
>you shouldn't deep fry a food meant to be deep dried

>> No.10933347

>>10933320
What's wrong with croquettes?

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>> No.10933504

>>10933337
>>10933279
Ah, makes sense.

>> No.10933555

>>10933337
Then why isn't it rendering into nothing? The the grill really just warm enough?

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>>10933555
One reason is that the grill isn't that hot and the other is that while the fat content is high it's still got enough muscle tissue to keep it from rendering down easily.

>> No.10933644

>>10931513
Did you watch the video I meant after the fries

>> No.10933660

>>10933609
I made my girlfriend a collar like that out of scale maile, I lead her around on a leash with it.

>> No.10933692

>>10924531

There was such an outrage over this that the restaurant closed shop permanently the next morning. It's called Raj's Banana Leaf if anyone cares.

t. Malaysian

>> No.10933696

>>10933320
The fuck did you wanrt him to do with it?

>> No.10933961

>>10927719
i would kill for that to be right next to my bed after a hangover

>> No.10933976

>>10933961
I'd do it just to see your face.

>> No.10933982

>>10927719
h- he's not gonna put that in the sandwich. surely nothing more could possibly fit in th- o- oh ok well surely he won't put THAT in the sandwich as well. this is surely a side di- AAHHHHHHHHH

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>>10933982

>> No.10934154

>>10927719
truly the licious

>> No.10934466

>>10928601
White people disgust me

>> No.10934491

>>10934466
american'ts are not white.

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>>10932912
Are you the egg king? I thought so, faggot.

>> No.10934557

>>10933337
Dude at the end ruined it. He is cringe at best.

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>>10931947
>warp the pan
Do you cook with fucking toys?

>> No.10934753

>>10926926
How the flyover state doing bud?

>> No.10934859

Does anyone have that webm of jack trying is own sauce and hating it?

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>>10933423

>> No.10934967

>>10925571
underrated review

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>>10934859
I looked for one but I couldn't find it, but here is Jacklet being trolled

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>>10935443
Why do people make these

>> No.10935519

>>10934753
>not wanting to get diarrhea
>huurrrrr u dum flyover!!!

>> No.10935531

>>10925860
Did Jack finally die?

>> No.10935533

>>10935519
SEETHING

>> No.10935545

>>10935531
Just had stroke number 2, took out his right arm. He might recover eventually but probably not completely since he is a lazy fuck

>> No.10935838

>>10935545
>took out his right arm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWmFYAMPUcM

>> No.10935860

>>10933423
>Some people just want to watch the world burn

>> No.10935866

>>10934691
Low quality stainless steel warps like crazy, they go back to their shape though.

>> No.10935927

>>10931008
Miso

>> No.10935980

>>10935838
As much as I like to rag on Ja/ck/ I don't want him to actually have a paralyzed arm so I do want him to recover.

>> No.10936002

>>10932365
No, he stuck his pinky up his nose because that's the finger he just did a bump of coke with.

>> No.10936007

>>10922783
>filename
cringe

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>>10936007

>> No.10936039

>>10936027
>chopped on the tv
that bar is based and redpilled

>> No.10936076

>>10933423
I'm calling the police

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>>10936076
Heh. That's cute.

>> No.10936144

>>10936027
Watching fat people eat is disgusting.

>> No.10936162

>>10936142
>That drip on the side of the bowl
AHHHHHH

>> No.10936163

>>10929305
:)

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I forgot what this is but I'll bost it here anyway

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>>10936162
Witness me

>> No.10936212

>>10936191
This has to be Jack, there aren't many that can fuck up tempering chocolate that badly.

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>>10936212
Yep, you've been Ja/ck/ed

>> No.10936255

>>10936191
Literally shaking right now

>> No.10936280

>>10927719
I could maybe take one bite of this and be full for two days.

>> No.10936288

I wonder if the legacy of Jack will be a healthier populace, or perhaps because his passing will have made him famous, people will start emulating everything he did

>> No.10936291

>>10936288
His fatass presence makes barely a ripple on even this tiny corner of the internet. There's no legacy.

>> No.10936293

>>10936291
Well then get to work. Spread his word far and wide

>> No.10936295

>>10924331
What the fuck is that in the oven?

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>>10936218

>> No.10936309

>>10936295
MAH LAWGS

>> No.10936311

>>10936291
At least we have over a thousand videos on youtube. Unless his family lock everything down when he inevitably takes his biggest boy bite

>> No.10936318

>>10936311
Download it all now. Quick. Before he croaks

>> No.10936341

>>10936311
>>10936318
Don't tell me you don't know how...
geese.. this site is going down the tubes fast....

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>>10936341
...wut?

>> No.10936383

>>10935481
It's one guy, and it's his hobby that he actually makes a decent amount of money from it. I believe he makes all of the utensils as well.

>> No.10936395

>>10927305
just wait until the nagging protocol is finished...

>> No.10936445

>>10933029
one absolutely based thot

>> No.10936665

>>10928898
is this a healthy snack?

>> No.10936671

>>10935443
>dipping ass worms
>in dick cheese
>eating that

>> No.10936683

>>10933609
more like this

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>>10936683

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>>10936685

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>>10936694

>> No.10936921

>>10931001
>That moron who doesn't know its not blood and only has his steaks one way.
How a steak is cook should depends entirely on the specific cut being prepared and nothing more.

>> No.10936938

>>10936218
Why does everything he touch turn to shit?

>> No.10936942

>>10936873
Tariq, get the acid.

>> No.10936980

>>10933609
>>10936685
>>10936694
what the fuck is this degeneracy?

>> No.10936984

>>10931928
It shouldn't.
If you salt raw meat while it's already on the grill you're going to draw out the juices and dry it out.
Meat is properly seasoned after cooking, not during.

You're confusing seasoning with brining/marinading.

>> No.10936990

>>10929225
It's Japanese curry, the same stuff that's already on the plate

>>10929309
No need to worry, eggs aren't poisonous outside of America and can be safely consumed without overcooking them until they're inedible

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>>10936685
>>10936694

>> No.10937012

>>10936990
no its demiglace
japanese curyy is a lighter color and thicker

>> No.10937017

>>10936990
>>10937012
and the stuff "already on the plate" is literally just the color of the plate
blind boy

>> No.10937272

>>10935481
It's amazing the things people can do when they don't waste their life being useless anime posters

>> No.10937300

>>10935246
I don't get this webm
what is the premise? I eat mayo?

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>>10937360
RIP crab-bro

>> No.10937414

>>10925573
>puts the pizza fucking sideways into his mouth
what is this guys problem

>> No.10937426

>>10937360
>'My back feels itchy, I wonder why. I can't reach this itch'

>> No.10937443

>>10933029
that's a man

>> No.10937452

>>10937300
his son is grossed out by concept of eating mayo by itself so jack asks him to guess the weight of the mayo on the spoon so he can take it and eat it in front of him. i thought it was a bit cute

>> No.10937454

>>10937360
that's disgusting, who eats hairy crabs?

>> No.10937463

>>10937360
It's like a horror movie. Imagine being in that situation, impotently flailing your last remaining limbs.

>> No.10937545

>>10932171
so is he ever gonna season that? nothing fancy, a bit of salt would be nice.

>> No.10937666

>>10937360
Uhhhhh o-ok... :(
Damn asians man

>> No.10937824

>>10935246
is this how you lose use of your arm?

>> No.10937844

>>10937360
Asians are animals. That's why they don't feel bad treating other animals like shit.

>> No.10937855

>>10927919
Is reddit down today or something?

>> No.10937863

>>10933692
>Indian
Pottery.

>> No.10937892

>>10927204
>not because I can't afford it

>> No.10937901

>>10924531
It's hypocritical to get upset about this.

In these shithole countries, they're praised for doing things the old way because they can't keep up with the rest of the world. This isn't any different than speaking their outdated language, their cuisine itself, their traditions, etc. They don't do those things because they're beautiful or special, they do them because they obviously don't know any better.

>> No.10937988

>>10922824
His honestly looks less tasty.

>> No.10937999

>>10924686
I fucking LOATHE pretentious shit like this.

>> No.10938045

>>10936694
>>10936685
They obviously make a ton of money doing this.

>> No.10938087

>>10937360
>this doesn't kill the crab

>> No.10938096

>>10937901
>patronizing prick
fuck off cunt

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Rate my egg sammy, I made it following the technique of egg chad, but I like my egg a bit more cooked.

>> No.10938328

>>10924819
>Not surrounding it with a tunnel of bread

>> No.10938543

>>10938297
looks good, would eat

>> No.10938562

>>10937360
Is he having death spasms or still alive?

>> No.10938839

>>10937360
chinks are sub human. Just kill the poor thing already.

>> No.10938880

>>10937824
Yes. Mayo is actually deadly, kids. Not even once

>> No.10939224

>>10922783
Yo, can we find out where this guys egg stand is and have a /ck/ meet up

>> No.10939306

>>10938297
That's one good looking egg sandwich. Good job anon.

>> No.10939329

>>10922783
but how

>> No.10939786

>>10937360
FUCK

>> No.10939805

>>10936665
Only in America.

>> No.10939935

>>10937360
this planet is complete shit and i hate people who make it even worse