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My wife just started crying cause I told her she made me a bland breakfast. What do you guys think? It wasn't very good.

>> No.10922625

>>10922608
Then make your own fucking breakfast cuck

>> No.10922626

>>10922608
Offer advice instead of criticism, or cook it yourself.

>> No.10922636

>>10922608
>2 grains
>1 fat
>1 protein

Eh, it's basic but serviceable. Potatoes shouldn't go with only egg though, you need at least a bit of actual meat to pair with it.

>> No.10922640

Be nice to your wife

>> No.10922643

>>10922608
I think you should stop posting this dumb copypasta and instead think of something original.

>> No.10922647

>>10922608
If you got a cute trap girlfriend this wouldn't have happened

>> No.10922649

>>10922608
Not even good pasta

>> No.10922658

>>10922608
You're obviously not beating her regularly

>> No.10922674

>>10922608
The beatings will continue until morale improves

>> No.10922677

>>10922608
>Leave /ck/ for a year because all the memes are stale
>Come back
>See this
Seriously can you faggots stop trying to be memesters and just post unironically about food. None of your jokes are funny. Easily least funny board on this site.

>> No.10922681

She know how to keep her man.

>> No.10922695

>>10922608
scrape it all into the bin while scowling at her then throw the plate against the wall. then get the belt

>> No.10922711
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10922711

>>10922677
>Easily least funny board on this site.
That's because it's the oldest one.

>> No.10922715

>>10922658
I like to beat mine irregularly, while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume and singing happy birthday.

>> No.10922717

>>10922715
*holds up spork*

>> No.10922718

>>10922608
Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>> No.10922739

Could use some 'chup, 'cha, or some 'vark you copypasta homo.

>> No.10922743

What a nigger

>> No.10922753

>>10922715
Dam son. We're practically twins.

>> No.10922760

>>10922715
>tfw no happy birthday centaur bf

>> No.10922801
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10922801

>>10922608
Looks pretty bad. Doesn't look very good at all. I eat great food everyday though. For me, it's my wife's breakfast. The best breakfast. I even ask for extra maple syrup and the wife is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for extra maple syrup and she gave me 4 servings. I said, "Wow, four pours!" and my nice friendly wife laughed and said, "I'm going to call you pour-4-more!".

Now my wife wakes me with "hey it's pour-4-more!" in the morning and ALWAYS give me 4 servings. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere during breakfast time in my house, she prepares me food at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is homely, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my breakfast sausage in maple syrup, it's delicious! What a great breakfast.

>> No.10922811

>>10922647
This.

>> No.10922817

>>10922608
You, Weird Breathing Guy, and Two DUI’s Guy should get a place together...

>> No.10922828

My wife's wife just started crying cause I told her she made me a bland breakfast. What do you guys think? It wasn't very good.

>> No.10922831

>>10922649
No pasta, period.

>> No.10922832

For me? FOR ME? It's just gotta be skyline chili.

>> No.10922842

>>10922643
this.
I'm so fucking tired of the abject morons that always believe any OPs' bullshit and fill threads arguing with other imbeciles about shit that never happened.

>> No.10922847

>>10922842
So... you fucking off with your bad self?

>> No.10922865

>>10922842
Close your legs, Margerie. I'd rather have married the fishmonger.

>> No.10922866

>>10922625
>>10922626
M'ladies

>> No.10922882

Man those home fries are fucking sad.
Does your wife know there is a medium or high setting on the stove?

>> No.10922888

>>10922882
she likes her flames dim, just like her intellect ololololo

>> No.10922901

>>10922643
There is no way this brain dead faggot can do that. It’s like asking an ape to do calculus

>> No.10922958

>>10922718
I had a father just like you and can assure you your kids will hate you. You really fucked up, It'll come out eventually and you're a fool for not just divorcing her when you could. No matter what a shitty person she was now you've gone and made yourself the bad guy. Extra retarded because it sounds like you would have gotten full custody considering how neglectful she was.

>> No.10922985

>>10922958
*snap* yeeeeep,

>> No.10922991

>>10922958
This. Ya dun goofed

>> No.10922997

>>10922958
I think there is a resurgence of anti-wife beating because at this point in time the West has not yet learned how to be traditional. And I think we are going to be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. The West is not going to be the egalitarian society it once was in the last century. Wife beaters are going to be at the centre of that. It’s a huge transformation for the West to make. It is now going into a traditionalist mode and wife beaters will be resented because of our leading role. But without that leading role and without that transformation, the West will not survive.

In the future, your egalitarian ilk will be remembered as poorly as the slaveholders are remembered today.

>> No.10923000

>>10922958
It's copypasta, but you're not wrong.

>> No.10923003

>>10922718
nice pasta

>> No.10923011

>>10922997
t. Never had an abusive father

>> No.10923026

>>10922608
Stop reposting the same shit,faggot

>> No.10923035
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10923035

Put hot sauce on your eggs

>> No.10923037

>>10922801
Is this copypasta?

>> No.10923148

>>10923011
t. roastie

where do you think abusive fathers come from?

>> No.10923183

>>10923148
it's a cycle u fag. My dad was a wife/child beater and so was my grandfather I'm just glad I'm a wizard hikikomori so I never have to worry about becoming one myself.

>> No.10923221

>>10922625
>>10922626
>she doesn't have to do anything right do it yourself
Why is she entitled to his money? She can make her own.

>> No.10923230

I hope she puts rat poison in it next time. That'll teach you to.

>> No.10923247
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10923247

>>10923183
you still beat your own inner child, and once you die (childless, presumably) that karma will spread.

be kind to yourself, king. We need you at your best.

>> No.10923256

>>10923221
>I am incapable of producing anything but microwave tendies.
If OP cares so fucking much about repeat bland meals, the fucking nigger should either:
1. Teach her some of the simplest, most dumbed down ways to make food flavorful
2. Do it himself

There are no other reasonable options. Also, I'm pretty certain that marriages don't work like that anon, not that you would know. He should have known she blows dick in the kitchen, and taught her what he knew in an effort to help the both of them.

>> No.10923265

>>10923256
>There are no other reasonable options
Not replying to copypasta is a very reasonable option.

>> No.10923273

>>10923265
Fuck, I should quit trying to expand my boards :/

>> No.10923291

None of it looks seasoned. Salt and pepper go a long way. Don't be an asshole to your wife though.

>> No.10923292

>>10923273
*snap* another one

>> No.10923297

>>10923273
It's all the same shit hole.

>> No.10923306

>>10922640
Please OP, think of the chirren

>> No.10923320
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10923320

>>10923292
>>10923273
*snap* another one.

i just made this, enjoy

>> No.10923328

>>10923320
Thanks, I saved it.

>> No.10923342

>>10923328
you're very welcome my friend. it's all yours.

>> No.10923357

>>10923256
>it's a man's job to make a woman a competent human being
Do you know how you sound?

>> No.10923377

>>10923357
Literally turning cooking of all things into >>>/pol/
no one gives a fuck if a man or woman is a cook, and no one cares if a man or a woman teachers either of them how to cook well. It only matters that someone with an adept level of skill can teach someone with less skill than them to be better.

>> No.10923378

>>10922677
4Chan in general has become the website of choice for people who think they're too cool and/or edgy for Reddit. Consequently, it's now the internet equivalent of designated shitting streets in India, but instead of public defecation the users just circle jerk about how much better they are than everyone else.

>> No.10923381

>>10923357
Why would he care? He is not some dizzy woman over concerned with what others think.

>> No.10923392

>>10923378
This. You're right. It's obnoxious. The only way to deal with it is to ignore it. Don't give it (You)s.

>> No.10923394

>>10922608
I think that if you actually made this, then why? It looks okay.

But we're on /ck/, so... Yeah.

>> No.10923395

>>10923377
>it's pol to have standards

>>10923381
Because he's clearly taken offense that OP thinks his wife a garbage cook

>> No.10923399
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10923399

>>10922608
*op walks downstairs into his kitchen, dressed for work, a small frail woman with bags under her eyes is already up and has put makeup in an attempt to conceal her bruises*
>a-anon, I-I think I underst-stand what happen l-l-last night, I-It was mmmm...mm...mmy f-fault
>CAN'T YOU FUCKING SPEAK RIGHT YOU DUMB BITCH?
anon shouts, barely letting the woman end her statement.
a few moments pass, neither make eye contact as anon pulls out a chair and sits down.
>I'm s-s-sorry. *sniff* I made you br..br-breakfast.
she wimpers, shaking, sliding the plate towards op
*op looks down at plate silently for a good 15 seconds while his wife trembles*
>this... is bland
*op gets up from table and walks out of house and makes this post, leaving his wife to guess when or if he will come back for her*

>> No.10923446

>>10923395
>>it's a man's job to make a woman a competent human being
t. you and the horse you rode in on

>> No.10923513

guessing what is and isnt pasta is fun

>> No.10923632

>>10922608
Fucking story of my life. Here's the question I keep pondering.. would I rather be married to a hot chick that is horrible to almost ok at cooking, or would I rather be married to a hot chick that is kinda fat but makes fucking baller ass meals? As I get older and older I start leaning towards a thicc woman that can cook.

>> No.10923670

>>10923632
>Thicc woman who can cook
Patrician choice. As you get older you'll value a nurturer more and more. Sex is overrated a comfy home life is priceless. A BJ from an attractive thot is $50 and no one has to know.

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10923693

>>10922608
>My wife just started crying cause I told her she made me a bland breakfast

Your wife is a white woman isn't she? White bitches are a waste of oxygen.

>> No.10923705

>>10922608

make your own breakfast then, you little bitch

>> No.10923709

>>10922677
When your sense of humor gets more sophisticated you may start to understand.

>> No.10923717

>>10923705

> Mad white cunt triggered that people know she can't cook worth shit

lol. Stay mad, white bitch.

>> No.10923719

>>10923632
>Would I rather be married to a hot chick or a hot chick
Really nigger? Quit trying to Jew yourself out of this hypothetical conundrum

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10923743

>>10923717

OP's wife is clearly a man, which is fine, but OP should give his man a day off and cook his own breakfast for once

>> No.10923757

>>10923320
Very nice, thanks Anon

>> No.10923773

>>10922608
>>10923399
You forgot the part where OP takes the camera out in front of his wife to *SNAP* one for the bland compilation

>> No.10923784

>>10923717

>a wild summerfag appears

go away please, young summerfag, the men are talking

>> No.10923793

>>10922718
There it is.

>> No.10923795

>>10923784
t. assblasted roastie

>> No.10923796

I want to cum in your wife and then make you eat that for breakfast ya boomer