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Hey guys, I'm going to Trader Joe's! I'm picking up Babka, Zhoug, and some of that Nicaraguan Coffee. What do you guys want?

>> No.10913494

dried mango slices with no added sugar please

>> No.10913495

Chicken fried rice and tuscon kale

>> No.10913500

Never been there. Do I have to be in a homosexual relationship or a soccer mom to gain admittance?

>> No.10913508

>>10913494
Of course, it's so good. Maybe get some of those apple crushers too.

>>10913495
The frozen chicken fried rice?

>> No.10913511

>>10913489
how about some tampons for your bleeding pussy

>> No.10913522

>>10913489
Some really cheap bananas that are about to go bad.

>> No.10914260

>>10913489
Get me the freeze dried raspberries

>> No.10914269

>>10913500
No, you just have to walk in. It's not a membership club.

>> No.10914279

>>10913500
Bouncer at Trader Joe's here. This depends on whether you're "cute" (I'm not gay but they tell me to let in attractive hipster guys) or a girl. If you're a girl it doesn't matter what you look like because enough sluts come in without us encouraging them.

>> No.10914286

>>10913489
scallop and mushroom frozen meal

>> No.10914288

>>10913489
a case of 2 buck chuck.

>> No.10914388

>>10913489
Vodka of the Gods and OJ

I-I'm having a party

>> No.10914395

>>10913489

you from star trek motherfucker?

>> No.10914398

>>10913489
Grab me a babka as well, that's all I think

>> No.10914447

>>10913489
lol is this the one on university drive

>> No.10914451

>>10913489
Trader Joe's refuses to open in Canada here, so we had a guy who would go to America, buy Trader Joe's stuff and set up his own fake Trader Joe's shop. It was great until they made him shut it down.

>> No.10914690

>>10913489
literally all of the frozen indian foods, please

>> No.10914702

>>10914451
the absolute province of British Columbia

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>>10913489

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>>10913489

>> No.10915861

>>10915122
Do they sell this at TJs? The ones I've been to didn't sell liquor. Rebel Yell was what I drank when I was more or less a full blown alcoholic 2 years ago. Cheap and goes down easy.

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10915903

i dont go too often but pic rel is a must pickup for me when i do

>> No.10915932

>>10914288
The only reason to go to Trader J's really. Even if it's $4 now.

>> No.10915933

Hey man while you're out can you get some Jojo's

>> No.10916008

Their canned trout is based. I use the smoked oil to fry up eggs after because it retains the smokey flavor really well.

>> No.10916021

>>10914690
Unironically this

>> No.10916327

>>10913489
>trader joe's
>not Whole Foods
I guess it's better than where every other shit fuck American shops. If I see a trafer joe bag near me I will snap

>> No.10916345

>>10916327
>shit fuck
COOL IT BUD

>> No.10916349

Some hummus, unsalted peanut butter, sardines, dried tortellini, pesto, frozen potstickers and frozen tamales. Thanks, Anon.

>> No.10916436

>>10916008
Canned trout master race.
Their bruschetta is pretty great, get me some TJ anon.

>> No.10917024

>>10913489
get me the gummy penguins pls

>> No.10917066

Lidl in Germany has an in-store brand that's named Trader Joe's

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>>10913489
lrn2TraderJoes

>> No.10917087

>>10917066
>Lidl
No wait, it's Aldi

>> No.10917096

Lel I just found out Trader Joe's is in German hands. Enjoy shopping there, Murricanos

>> No.10917978

>>10917096
Most of our major corporations are owned by furriners, what's your point?

>> No.10917995

>>10913489
a tub of the chocolate dipped dunkers.

>> No.10918002

>>10913500
Homos, Milfs and yuppies only.

>> No.10920071

>>10918002
the fuck is a yuppie?

>> No.10920281

the lemon squares are fucking god tier

>> No.10920323

>>10913489
I have one of these down the street from me and I still have zero clue what it actually is. Do they specialize in hard to find foods or something?