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What's it taste like?

>> No.10912386

>>10912376
Like toxic waste. But in an oddly good way. I don't drink the shit anymore though.

>> No.10912397
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>>10912386
>Like toxic waste. But in an oddly good way.

All these boomer memes are legitimately causing me to want to go out and buy one just to see what all the memes are about

>> No.10912417

>>10912376
Aspertame

>> No.10912424

>>10912397
been drinking them since 2012-13ish. Good choice if you want an energy drink. White and blue are best. reds ok purples ok. much better than Rockstar

>> No.10912427

its fucking gross idk how anyone can swallow that swill

the only good monster is the ultra sunrise

>> No.10912436

Mountain Dew, but better.

>> No.10912438

>>10912376
Garbage. As your thread is.

>> No.10912443

>>10912438
Most white trash guys like you know what garbage tastes like. Congrats.

>> No.10912527
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10912527

kinda tangy like cranberry mountain dew. fuck the haters, some of us have hard jobs and need the extra kick, we aren't all wrapped up in mommys basement blankets

>> No.10912601

Like carbonated Hawaiin Punch but the sugar is replaced with aspartame and

>> No.10912602

>>10912527

theres nothing wrong with getting an extra kick. its just that zero ultra tastes like fuckin battery acid

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sips are good but bangs are better.

300 mg of caffeine. that's enough to kill like 3 babies.

>> No.10912729

>>10912527
You sound like you wish you could be. Wishes are for fairies, faggot.

>> No.10912735

>>10912729
you would know

>> No.10912744

>>10912735
You are right. I know you are a faggot. Great point.

>> No.10912883

Like the smell of an old dumpster in the summer sun. I finished it, but the low carb ones are much better tasting for only a few cal more.

>> No.10912939
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>>10912376
>What's it taste like?

>> No.10913002

>>10912376
Like an early death

>> No.10913004

>that ten second old boomer who doesn't drink monster

>> No.10913029

>>10912744
Nice comeback. Sike.

>> No.10913036

>>10912376
Fruity artificial sweetener.

>> No.10913506

It made me feel awesome for 1 hour and then like shit for 4 hours after that. Tasted good.

>> No.10913517

>>10912376
Maybe I was drinking the wrong one, but it almost tasted minty. Didn't hate it, might drink again, just haven't gotten around to it.

>> No.10913806

>>10912397
I drank it entirely because of the dumb memes.
And you know what? I liked it. A lot. And I fucking hate that.

>> No.10913818
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This photo of a sip reminds me of better days.

>> No.10913858

>>10913818
>vienna sausage fingers
>dingy little boat near a lake
>watermark on the bottom left
>nondescript file name
30 year old boomer never sounded so accurate

>> No.10913876

>>10913858
Its not my boat
It's a river, not a lake
It's a good phone
Im 35 year old boomer with fingers

>> No.10913881

Blue raspberry hair spray

>> No.10913890

>>10912376
sugar water with a hint of citrus

>> No.10913899

>>10913806
Should I take my first sip?

Feeling pretty nervous, I don't want people at the corner store to think i'm a boomer

>> No.10913900

>>10912706
If only they weren't so expensive. What's good about monsters is that you can get 2 for 3.

>> No.10913905

>>10912706
*barq’s

>> No.10913910

>>10913899
If you're really nervous about something like that which you shouldn't be because unless they're all 4chan posters they're not going to know about this meme to start with, but if you are then just get the ultra white and another flavor because they're usually 2 for $4. I recommend the purple one or the ultra black which is cherry flavored

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>>10913818
>tfw I sip alone because I lost all contact with my boys

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>>10912706
this has 350mg of caffeine does anyone know if it's any good?

>> No.10913938

>>10912376
Fresca.

>> No.10914150

>>10912939
Taste like bubblegum to me

>> No.10914231

>>10912417
I think they use sucralose, only reason I can tolerate its flavor desu

>> No.10914294

>>10912397
the reason it's memed about, IMO, is that it has the least offensive sugar free flavor of any soft drink, especially energy drinks, I don't taste aspartame or any wierd flavors you typically get from sugar free stuff when I get monster sugar free.

>> No.10914990

>>10912424
ultra black is the superior flavor but I usually drink bangs nowadays

>> No.10915032

>>10914990
barq*

>> No.10915071

>>10913905
Underrated

>> No.10915816

>>10912397
>>10913004
>>10913858
>>10913876

Did I miss a fucking memo or something? Last time I checked, boomer was short for baby boomer.

>> No.10915819

>>10915816
My friend you have been missing out! It's the latest and greatest forced meme now that soyyboy is word filtered, it's hella f*ckin epic and based! Summer truly is the best!

>> No.10915826

>>10913806
Same. It's become my go to choice if I forget to buy coffee beans.

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>>10915819

>> No.10916094

>>10912376
This shit modifies your gut bacteria to be bettr at making you diabetic despite having no sugar in it

>> No.10916142

Pocari sweat.

It tastes like pocari sweat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocari_Sweat