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in awe at the size of this lad. absolute unit

>> No.10909431

>>10909421
Only available for restaurant purchase I suppose :(

>> No.10909440

>>10909431
Yeah, but my bull knows a chef who is willing to let me purchase a bottle. Gonna surprise my hubby on his birthday. I love making him happy. He does so much for me.

>> No.10909441

>>10909431
I just found it on amazon, $39.95 for that half-gallon bottle.

>> No.10909448
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10909448

>>10909440
stop posting

>> No.10909463

>>10909440
Show tits or fuck off, dumb whore

>> No.10909484

>>10909421
My wife's son loves this stuff! I was just picking out some stuff for his birthday, I already got him the Rick & Morty box set on Blu-Ray and God of War for his PS4, this would make his already great birthday an even better one!

>> No.10909485

>>10909421
Secret Aardvark threads with a google image in the OP should warrant a permaban. If you can't post a pic of your own collection you're just meming and have 100% never even tried it.

>> No.10909924

>>10909421
Why buy so much of this? It will take you years to go through.

>> No.10909926

>>10909421
Reddit

>> No.10910103

>>10909421
Where can I get a gallon of car milk?

>> No.10910436

>>10909924
LMAO

I can drink that in a couple nights. How long does it take you to go through a 2 liter?

>> No.10910513 [DELETED] 

>>10909421
Why do people keep posting aardvark threads? Do you know a thread died for this POS thread with zero substance? This is bananaposting levels of unfunny. Nobody loves you.

>> No.10910531

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little aardvark thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" secret aardvark sauce, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about fucking secret aardvark sauce. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic aardvarkfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "for me, it's secret aardvark sauce." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>> No.10910538

>>10910531
>Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?!

Yes actually. It takes quite a high iq to consume and post about 'vark. That is what people don't get

>> No.10911242

>>10909463
Do NOT talk to my wife Sarah this way or else you'll face our bulls' wrath.

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>>10909421
Twice the size

>> No.10911466

>>10909448

>2018
>not buying your 'vark by the half gallon

>> No.10911591

>>10911466
Based CX

>> No.10911819

>>10909440
Goddmnit I hate this meme

>> No.10913383

AARD

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>>10909441
>$39.95/half gallon (64 oz)
>$7.95/8 oz bottle
>$0.624 per oz versus $1.006 per oz
That's actually a great deal if you like the taste of ketchup and sperm

>> No.10914061

>>10911242
I say this with the utmost sincerity: you are not funny, please go away

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>>10913383

>> No.10914284

I don’t like appropiating animals imagery as a minstrel for advertising something something that’s going to be slathered all over meat

At least most of the sauces are vegan

>> No.10914749

>>10909484
Get him a Casiopea record too.

>> No.10915216

>>10911819

>> No.10915249

Why hasn't your meme sauce gone mainstream yet?

>> No.10915277
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10915277

>"habanero hot sauce"
>habanero is the 6th fucking ingredient after 5 cheap-ass ingredients
>sauce costs more than $1/oz
What did they mean by this?