How'd I do

[Anonymous No.10907587]

Pls no bully, my wife left me this year. Still learning

[Anonymous No.10907592]

I started by cooking the onion and bell pepper.

Also this combination apparently makes tear gas

[Anonymous No.10907594]

>>10907587
Need to toast your bun and get some melted provolone on there

[Anonymous No.10907601]

I would have added a little more meat. Why didn't you cook the banana pepper too?

[Anonymous No.10907606]

I just bought steak ums because I've never had them and no good looking cuts of steak were on the rack. It is Saturday night after all...

[Anonymous No.10907616]

>>10907601
Idk... That didn't occur to me.

I have a habanero plant in my bedroom, As soon as they are ripe I'm going to make this again and substitute them for banana peppers

[Anonymous No.10907620]

And then obviously I added banana peppers.

Agreed on the provolone, I fucked up by not buying any.

[Anonymous No.10907626]

looks like a slop of college food shit. toast your fuckin bun

[Anonymous No.10907630]

>>10907616
>As soon as they are ripe I'm going to make this again and substitute them for banana peppers

I meant substitute the banana peppers for the habaneros...Long day.

[Anonymous No.10907654]

>>10907601
why would you? cooking would make them mushy and kill the vinegar

better to have a little crisp and sour component, methinks

[Anonymous No.10907656]

>>10907594
I'll do this next time, thank you

[Anonymous No.10907666]

I think it tasted good

[Anonymous No.10907687]

>>10907587
Learning what

[Anonymous No.10907697]

>>10907687
To cook, My ex wife used to be the cook

[Anonymous No.10907703]

>>10907697
haahhaha

[Anonymous No.10907707]

>>10907697
did she take it up the ass? Are you learning that too?

Don't do womanswork.

[Anonymous No.10907717]

Is that a hot dog bun?

[Anonymous No.10907771]

>>10907587
Listen bro, here's what you do:
1. Watch Good Eats to understand the basics of food
2. Go to your local used book store and pick up a copy of "The Way to Cook" by Julia Child. You can also find the video series online so you can watch someone cook before you do the recipe.

[Anonymous No.10907779]

>>10907707
Yea she took it in the ass when I would ask

OK, So who's supposed to cook when you don't have a wife or girlfriend?

>>10907717
No. Sub bun

[Anonymous No.10907867]

>>10907587
This is barely cooking OP. You're just heating up meat and sauteing vegetables, which literally requires no skill at all.

[Anonymous No.10907880]

>>10907779
>OK, So who's supposed to cook when you don't have a wife or girlfriend?
1. Eat fast food
2. Make fast food threads

[Anonymous No.10908052]

>>10907779
There's two acceptable ways to cook as a man.

Grilling and frying. That's it. Any sort of baking, boiling, slow cooking, all that is woman shit.

[Anonymous No.10908059]

>>10907880
>2. Make fast food threads
what if he doesn't like sucking dick?

[Anonymous No.10908077]

>>10908052

[Anonymous No.10908084]

>>10907587
Authentic Italiano, MWAH

[Anonymous No.10908089]

>>10907587
Fuck the haters, that looks damn good. I'd make a little red cabbage salad on the side: shredded red cabbage, red onion, apple cider vinegar, a little sugar, salt and celery seed just wilted in a pan.

[Anonymous No.10908091]

>>10908077
what is your point?

[Anonymous No.10908103]

I am glad your moving on OP and learning a new skill at least. Just keep at it, you'll get better with time and practice.
Chef John videos don't hurt either

[Anonymous No.10908110]

>>10908089
>>10908103
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.10908116]

>>10908052
Americans truly are the laziest scum in the world.
>doesn’t know how to bake
Nigga fuck women I be baking some banana bread, brownies, shortbreads and fucking mystery desert bars and shit is おいし as fuck. Step your game up senpai.

[Anonymous No.10908119]

>>10908091
Americans ruin many things with their obsession with oil, grease and crispy finish

Some foods have a delicate balance of flavours which is completely lost when you drown it out with oil. After that everything just tastes the same: crispy and salty.

[Anonymous No.10908123]

>>10908119
i'm glad you are the arbiter of all things subjective. are you the second coming of christ?

[Anonymous No.10908134]

>>10908123
no i'm european

[Anonymous No.10908147]

>>10908123
>subjective
it wasn't really, he didn't just say "cause i dont like it", he gave a pretty damning reasoning

fat burger

[Anonymous No.10908148]

>>10908134
then shut the fuck up because your opinion is worthless.

[Anonymous No.10908155]

>>10908148
>burgers calling european opinions worthless

[Anonymous No.10908159]

>>10908147
all taste is subjective.

[Anonymous No.10908165]

BURGERED.com

[Anonymous No.10908168]

>>10908059
>what if he doesn't like sucking dick?
If he's pretending not to like it then he posts chikfila halleluja praise threads - jeebus be praised, he's great, believe me, one of a kind, super guy, trust me, just great, ok?

[Anonymous No.10908178]

>>10907587
Very good flyover food. A+

[Anonymous No.10908346]

>>10907587
>Pls no bully
Fuck you, I bet you're not old enough to have hair on your balls yet.

[Anonymous No.10908364]

>>10908346
>being this triggered
Lmao

[Anonymous No.10908377]

>>10908346

[Anonymous No.10908390]

>>10908377
BASED OP

[Nicholas Parry (Orlando, FL) No.10908416]

>>10908377
>refutes random fag's point
>scores dubs along the way
nice

[Anonymous No.10908418]

>>10907697

My ex was going to school for it. She actually became a raging bitch when school stressed her out. So I am making better meals than she ever did now. It feels great man. Keep it up.

You did fantastic. Now do it again but improve on it. Find a few friends to experiment on. Warn them ahead of time and get them to bring beer. This way you can make a bigger batch and try different fixings.

Definitely upgrade that meat lol ...

[Anonymous No.10908421]

>>10908418
I agree with upgrading on the meat lol.

Thanks for the advice and kind words man.

[Anonymous No.10908442]

>>10907587
It is OK I guess. At least you are trying and not just going to a fast food joint. I would prefer that with some other easy and cheap stuff like rice and eggs.

[Anonymous No.10908465]

I’m learning to cook Sous-vide and it’s worth it. A nomiku cooker is 100$ and will make tender meats. Steakums are nothing like a real good steak cooked tender. Ooh baby

[Anonymous No.10908477]

>>10908377
BTFO

[Anonymous No.10910175]

>>10907606
fuck you

[Anonymous No.10910186]

>>10908377
This guy reached the next level. Nice OP

[Anonymous No.10910190]

>>10907587
Where is the mozzarella and provolone?

[Anonymous No.10910262]

>>10908148
Just be real anon, european opinions on food are vastly more relevant than american. Centuries of culinary tradition from dozens of very disparate cultures which remain disparate today, with modern europeans being forced because of geography to expose themselves to said cultures and traditions.

[Anonymous No.10910572]

>>10907666
Are you eating a sandwich with a fucking fork?

[Anonymous No.10911170]

>>10907587
Now we know why she left you.

[Anonymous No.10911184]

>>10907616
>I have a habenaro plant in my bedroom
That's not how you spice things up in the bedroom

>>10908103
>Chef John
It takes awhile to get past his cadance. Sounds like a retarded wannabe rapper.

[Anonymous No.10911185]

>>10907587
This is only acceptable if you had a fifth prior

[Anonymous No.10911278]

>>10907587
Its ok OP. Keep it up and try to use veggies as often as possible!

[Anonymous No.10911291]

>>10907880
theabsolutestateofck.meme

[Anonymous No.10911299]

>>10907606
oh, so people actually do buy this shit. Interesting.

[Anonymous No.10911400]

>>10908377

[Anonymous No.10911415]

>>10908052

kys

[Anonymous No.10911424]

>>10908052

hot dog eater detected

[Anonymous No.10911429]

>>10907587
B+, lack of cheese lowers the grade.

[Anonymous No.10911453]

>>10908377
Posting to be in screenshot

[Anonymous No.10911781]

>>10911184
>That's not how you spice things up in the bedroom

Dad joke of the year lol

[Anonymous No.10911824]

>>10911170
She left me because I was not able to provide a comfortable enough lifestyle for her.

I make 73k USD a year at 28yo and that wasn't enough to provide her with the luxuries she wanted. Despite having a house that's paid off that I bought, a 46k dollar car i bought her, and her not having to work a day sense we started dating 11 years ago.

It has nothing to do with me, It had to do with my paycheck.

>>10911278
Thank you

>>10911429
I learned this time to not fuck up again and leave provolone out of it. I'll make it better next time (toasted and with provolone)

[Anonymous No.10911828]

>>10911824

dude you dodged a fucking bullet. the sad truth is after 11 years she probably just wants a change

up your cooking skills and spend your time on a girl who wont take you for granted

cheers m8

[Anonymous No.10911841]

>>10911828
Thanks man, I appreciate the well wishes.

cheers

[Anonymous No.10911848]

>>10911824
>She left me because I was not able to provide a comfortable enough lifestyle for her.

Judging by your 'sandwich', I'd say she's right. Also, your plate looks like you're a NEET.

[Anonymous No.10911879]

>>10911828
This for sure... It sucks but it will get better. Keep your head up... If things ever get too heavy go treat yourself to a nice steak. I found that ramsay's ultimate cookery course was one of the things that helped me the most when learning to cook. A lot of them are on youtube.

I think your sandwich looked pretty good! Just needed to toast the bread and add some cheese. Would eat.

[Anonymous No.10911936]

>>10910572
It's probably just to eat the stuff that falls out

[Anonymous No.10911972]

>>10911824
In addition to the cheese try these next time, pack a bit more heat than banana peppers.

[Anonymous No.10912017]

>>10911824
cringe

that's not why she left, that's just the story you tell others. and yourself. it does you no favors.

[Anonymous No.10912027]

>>10907587
bready gud

[Anonymous No.10912048]

>>10912017

fuck off man give the guy a break

his standard of living at 28 is better than most here could ever hope for

[Anonymous No.10912180]

>>10908052

[Anonymous No.10912190]

>>10911824
spineless

[Anonymous No.10912201]

>>10908052

[Anonymous No.10912215]

>>10912048
He's right though. Unless it was the case then be glad that gold digger is gone and find someone who actually respects you and enjoys your company.

[Anonymous No.10912247]

>>10908052
I'll keep enjoy my smoked meats and baked goods thank you.

[quiche !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.10913127]

>>10907592
here's a tip chap
use a high heat without a lid to colour the onion and create a richer flavour
>>10907606
get yourself some proper meat chap

I feel for you
it reminds me of the first time I had to cook for myself; I cooked a slab of minced meat with barely any seasoning or anything and stuffed a baguette with it
and today I cook at a michelin star kitchen
get yourself a copy of larousse and keep at it kiddo

[Anonymous No.10913273]

>>10911824

LOL dude just keep cooking up a storm and workout. You'll be making hot 22 year olds breakfast before you know it. I meant that as a plural. Listen to me, read my words with great intensity: you dodged a fucking bullet.

Destroy it in the kitchen my dude. Then ideally attract someone that's excited to make you sandwiches instead of just eat them. Without reciprocity between humans relationships have low value. Better you learned this so young than at 45 with three kids.