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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nWBRTfLkzNs

Didnt realize this was such a wide spread problem until i saw it on here.

>> No.10895186

Yeah some drivers make a killing in tips

>> No.10895201

why do we not allow concealed carry for all pizza deliveryers

>> No.10895237

>>10895169
Damn, I'm a delivery guy. At least I don't live in a shit city so I think I'm safe

>> No.10895245

>deliver to the back door please!
>snag pizzas from car when the cuck is following your alpha demands

>> No.10895389

>>10895201
pistols in the pizza
machetes in the marinara

>> No.10895415

I'm so grateful I don't have to live around these orcs. No wonder claps are so protective of their guns.

>> No.10895416
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>>10895186
>Yeah some drivers make a killing in tips
Noice

>> No.10895844

>>10895169
Just skimming through and I noticed something weird...
All the culprits are black! Surely this is the fault of the white man, pushing these poor kind folk to such lengths!

>> No.10895851
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>>10895201
Because liberals hate freedoms

>> No.10895858

>>10895169
>Kill the guy you called to come to your address and deliver a pizza
Wow, the perfect crime. These guys must be master criminals.

>> No.10895861

>>10895858
It's junkies and niggers

>> No.10895871

>>10895861
Yeah, no shit. Just outlining that even by low-life scumbag standards it's stupid and senseless violence.

>> No.10895875
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>>10895858
>Sending the delivery driver to a condemn or forclosed house you are squatting in and moving on to go smoke crack under a bridge with the delivery driver's money before the pizza place realizes something is wrong and sends the cops

>> No.10895913

>>10895875
>be pizza delivery driver
>get call to shitty house
>looks abandoned
>keep driving
>claim it as prank
a tip in a poor neighborhood isn't worth dying over.

>> No.10896006

>>10895913
>>claim it as prank
>bixnood phones in
>"finna whitey be trippin"
>shecklestein fires you for lying about it being a prank

>> No.10896015

Brown people ruin everything.

>> No.10896029

>>10895851
Is that Will Ferrell?

>> No.10896063

>>10895169
One got shot in the face where I live and died a few days later. It's always the nogs. I read a study about poor people making stupid decisions because they can only think in short term. ie Paycheck to paycheck. Never trust poor people.

>> No.10896121

well if they weren't so greedy they wouldn't get murdered

https://youtu.be/MrQwN8JorDk

>> No.10896122

>>10895169
That $3.00 delivery charge goes to the drivers’ funeral fund.

>> No.10896130

>>10896006
lol pizza stores don't deliver to entire neighborhoods if the drivers complain enough

>> No.10896140

>>10895169
I was a delivery driver for a while and have been assaulted by fuckers with road rage multiple times
ama

>> No.10896147

>>10896063
>poor people making stupid decisions because they can only think in short term

It's an African thing, man. It really is. I spent almost 4 months in Nigeria and I saw the impatience everywhere. The waiters, cab drivers, hotel staff... It's everywhere. Their brains are hardwired to think in terms of instant gratification. Other Americans I met there noticed it too.

>> No.10896162

>>10895201
I always carried a blade with me when I delivered ‘zas
Only had a threaten a homeless dude outside my car with it one time.

>> No.10896390

When I was 19 and used to deliver pizza on the side I carried my brothers .40S&W with me.

Never got robbed but I wasn't going to die for a fucking pizza

>> No.10896413

>>10896147
Sounds like hell. Why'd you go to Nigeria? Any good dishes there?

>> No.10896433

>>10896162
strong flashlight, weapon you're comfortable using, some people are crazy. try to hit them with the flashlight if they're just dumb and drunk

>> No.10896439

>>10896147
can you give examples?

>> No.10896470

>>10895201
Don't worry about protecting yourself goy, the corrupt police will (maybe) get there eventually!

>> No.10896480

>>10895201
Delivery drivers are allowed to conceal carry. If they have their CC permit

>> No.10896571

>>10896413
The phone company I used to work for opened up an office in Nigeria's capital. The food was surprisingly tasty. Lots of rice and stewed meats and they season the hell out of it. Don't remember what any of it was called though. I had no idea what to expect of the place, but it was surprisingly pleasant. I was in the nice part, of course.

>>10896439
Have you ever been away for a while and when you come back home you seem to constantly have one foot out the door? It's kind of like that. Like they're always looking to move on to the next thing. We had a native guy installing a bay to house switches. This was a job that would've taken me maybe a week. It took him like a month. He seemed more focused on his after-work plans than the job at hand. I was only supposed to be there for two months, and when the boss asked what the hold-up was, I all could really say was that the Nigerian work ethic was different than Americans. It's difficult to put into words but when you're there you'll notice it. People can also be short with you. It's a culture shock for sure.

>> No.10896596

>>10896571
so basically you hate them because their black

okay, this conversation is over

>> No.10896626

I used to carry when i delivered pizza. Only time i had to pull it was when i knocked on the wrong door at some duplex and some tweaker in his underwear came bursting out the door with a knife threatening to kill me. I might have had to shoot him if the guy who ordered the pizza hadn't come out and got between us. The methhead thought i was an uc cop or some paranoid delusion

>> No.10896632

>>10896162
literally the opening to Snow Crash

>> No.10896669

>>10896121
>complains about being too poor to raise a family
>works as a waiter
well played mon frere

>> No.10896694

>>10896480
Depends on the chain or state laws, but no, not really. Wisconsin allows CC if you're in your own vehicle even while on the job. Company can get sued for firing you for it.

>> No.10896728

>>10896480
It's actually store policy.

Not state law. You can carry your concealed firearm at any company you like as long as you have a registered firearm and a concealed ccw. It's store policy if they want to allow firearms onto their premises or allow employees to carry.

Where I work customers carrying firearms are prohibited from entering our business but employees are required to carry a firearm.

t.jeweler

>> No.10896819

>>10896596
>white-knighting for niggers
Back to r e d d i t with you fagmaster

>> No.10896873

About 10 years ago I was delivering pizza and I knocked on someone's door, guy with no shirt and a cigarette points a gun right at my face and says "The fuck are you?" I was speechless, pretty high too, so I couldn't form any words to say. Some blonde girl who only had a bra and panties on was further back and yelled "It's just the pizzaaaaaaaa" and then the guy dropped the gun and paid for it. I only got like a $.90 tip. I wanted to report him but my manager was an asshole and I thought I would get in trouble. I carried a sig .22 in my glovebox ALWAYS after that.

>> No.10896934

>>10896140
Maybe don’t drive like an asshole

>> No.10896967

>>10896596
Even if this post is ironic you should feel bad about it

>> No.10897568

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRe3fDpYYJM
warning:graphic

>> No.10897574

>>10895245
COOKED

>> No.10897575

>be anyone in America
>get killed for living honestly

America is a joke

>> No.10897627

>>10896873
> sig 22

There are simpler ways of killing yourself, dying in a shootout with a nigger is so 2000s

>> No.10897634

>>10896632
I didn't get that far. He was still complaining how they never are late delivering pizzas. I just couldn't believe this novel was so acclaimed and recommend and here I am spending a multiple chapters about pizza. Put the book down and just can't pick it back up again.

>> No.10897645

>>10895201
deliverator when?

>> No.10897662

>>10897645
someone already referenced snow crash ITT, yikes!

>> No.10897668

>>10895237
Carry a gun

>> No.10897705

>>10896873
>in your glovebox
what the fuck use would that be to you if he stuck the gun in your face at the door?

>> No.10897748

>>10896596
I like how he described their work ethic and cultural differences and not their color. But your mind instantly went to ‘he don’t like them because they black’ proves you’re just a stupid faggot.

>> No.10897797

>>10897705
Shady neighborhoods/situations, I tucked it in my back pocket and let my shirt hang loose over it (which wasn't often). I didn't mention in my original post but I could hear the couple yelling at each other when I knocked, so the guy was obviously pissed and drunk or zonked out on something when he answered the door. Had I been carrying then I may have reacted differently. I'm glad nobody was hurt, but fuck that guy.

>> No.10897833

>>10897575
It's the niggers.
Don't worry, (((they'll))) get around to importing some to your country soon if they haven't already started.
Gotta fill them "low skill" jobs the natives just "don't want to work".

>> No.10897994

I delivered pizza in an area between the city and some nice suburbs. The minorities living in the poor neighborhoods in the city half were always the best tippers, and the whites in the suburbs were the worst tippers.

>> No.10898049

>>10897575
It is kinda sad. I got shot in the face in a midwestern city at 5 PM in an office, upscale condo district when I went to the pharmacy across from my office after I got off work to ship a UPS package.
>His counter was by his back door which he kept open and we were the only 2 in the store.
>He was weighing my package and we were bullshitting 'cause we were friends. >The bell rings on the back door and he looks to my right and says can I help you? >I turn to my right and the next thing I know is I'm on the floor and the perp is shooting the pharmacist who crumples to the floor.
>I know now I've been shot and decide to act like I'm dying so I start quivering my body, he turns, looks at me, grins, tucks the gun in his pants and goes toward front counter.
>I get up, bolt out the back and a fountain of blood is shooting from under my right eye. I thought, holy fuck I'm dead, but I didn't die.
>still carry the .25 caliber bullit in me, unironically travelled into the liver which no medfag can explain since it entered my face

Humorous how these gun nuts think it's like Gunsmoke where even the bad guys call you out for a fair fight. Nowadays, they see the bulge of your firearm they'll walk up behind you and pop a cap in your head just for that gun. Oh, and before obamacare I couldn't obtain health insurance cause muh pre existing conditions although multiple doctors submitted reports that the bullit would cause no issues and just be surrounded with calcification.

tl;dr it sucks when you go about your business and get shot in 'murrica.

>> No.10898087

>>10896063
>One got shot in the face where I live
>where I live
So you shot him?

>> No.10898098

>open link
>first thing it shows is a blackie with the caption murder trial
Well, that's that.

>> No.10898115

>>10896006
Redguards aren't that smart see >>10895858

>> No.10898429

>>10896571
I am Mauritanian and can confirm

>> No.10898442

>>10896140
Huh?

>> No.10898567

>>10897634
Keep going on, anon. It gets better. A lot better, in my opinion. Yes, they do stop talking about delivering pizzas.

>> No.10898577

>>10896029
Nah Will Ferrell doesn't piss himself in the presence of better men

>> No.10898600

Putting the /k/ in /ck/

>> No.10898607

>>10896728
Part of that is that the company can't really legally tell their employees no to exercising their 2nd amendment rights if they are certified they have the right to bear arms any company that says no or you don't work for us opened themselves to be lawsuit by going against the Constitution (similar to searching your shit without permission it's established in most handbooks they can search bags and stuff for loss prevention hut if you don't sign those books they actually don't have any right to)

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>>10896596

>> No.10898628

>>10898049
What the fuck

>> No.10898783

>>10898628
A lot of bullshit gets posted here but that shit's true and happened to me. For a long time afterword, I was super paranoid and thought someone was trying to kill me. I had a yard with a privacy fence and would try to sit on my patio but would get paranoid someone was going to shoot me. One time a car backfired while I was getting gas and I literally fell flat on the pavement. I was a mess for a long time but I'm allright now, I guess.

>> No.10898864

>>10898049
Bro get a job outside of America and live there. Even Asia (Korea, Japan) is 100 times safer than America and people won't hurt you for some stupid reason. America has a fucked up financial and health insurance structure and stupid guns due to muh constitution is pure bull shit. Just get out of that shit hole bro

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>>10895186
you da man, man.

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>>10898864

>> No.10898918

What about that show on Netflix, Evil Genius.

The first episode is about a pizza delivery guy that got a bomb strapped to his neck and then he had to go do an armed robery.
He ended up getting blown to bits.

>> No.10898954

>>10895169
Something something pineapples.

Does anybody have that webm of some black guy chasing his boss into his office and stabbing him to death with a boxcutter?

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>>10896121
Never gets old.

>> No.10899135

>>10898903
Maybe because if they didn't care about the U.S., you wouldn't hear from them?

>> No.10899225

>>10898783
That's PTSD, the real kind, not the SJW triggered buillshit. You might want to talk to a psychologist to get it treated or it'll haunt you.

>> No.10899241

>>10895169
It's niggers. There was a story about them attacking a pregnant pizza driver and a neighbor defending her not too long ago.
My dad always had a pistol under the pizza box bag when he delivered. He almost shot three nigs that tried to rob him but they ran away.