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10889918 No.10889918[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How do I use soy sauce in my dishes without coming off as a soy boy?

>> No.10889933

You come off as one already so I wouldnt bother trying to avoid it.

>> No.10889947
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10889947

By simply using it normally and not giving a fuck what some cucks on the internet are using as this months forced meme?

>> No.10889971

>>10889918
live alone cook alone be alone

with no one else around you can't come off as anything

>> No.10890023

>>10889971
this is my strat

i come off to myself as lonely

>> No.10890132

>>10889918
don't hang out with people who spend time on fucking 4chan (good life advice in general)

>> No.10890337

>>10889918
If you're worried about that, you're already a soyboy.

>> No.10890339

>>10889918
>worried about what others think of you
You are already a soi boi and that never changes. Enjoy being a spineless cuck your whole life

>> No.10890347

>>10889918
shave your beard and keep your mouth closed while eating

>> No.10890355

>>10890132
>knowing if the people you hang out with are on 4chan
what's the point of being anonymous, when people mention 4chan I act oblivious

>> No.10890361

>>10889918
One of my friends was making dinner for me and a group of friends and when he had soy souce in the food I laughed and yelled in his face FUCKING SOYBOY KYS NUMALE BUGMAN KEKOLD. Surprised when he asked me to leave.

>> No.10890424
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>>10889918
By not basing yourself on shit memes

>> No.10890471

>>10889918
Balance it off with some fish and oyster sauce

>> No.10890686

>>10890355
everybody already knows you go on 4chan from your insufferable sense of humour and racist views

>> No.10890953

>>10889918
>starting a thread on /ck/ with an anime picture

it's already too late you onionsboy. first get a time machine, go back 15 years, and have a dad in your life who actually taught you shit.

>> No.10890961

>>10889918
Start by not basing your life on what the anonymous members of a Taiwanese cat wrestling forum might think of you.

>> No.10890962

>>10889918
Probably by not being fixated over soy sauce like a retard who spends too much time on 4chan and not in the real world.

>> No.10890983

>>10889918
What's wrong with being a soyboy?

>> No.10891012

>>10890983
They're basically a genetic dead-end, a failed subspecies of caucasoid human. . . .

Actually, how did I get here? I swear I was on /pol/ a second ago, I shall return there forthwith.