/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10886154]

ITT: Autistic things you do while eating

[Anonymous No.10886158]

>>10886154
You first, weeaboo faggot.

[Anonymous No.10886159]

browse /ck/

[Anonymous No.10886165]

watch anime

[Anonymous No.10886184]

>>10886154
I dont like talking to people or hearing people talk while i eat

[Anonymous No.10886188]

I don't drink car milk

[Anonymous No.10886192]

>>10886158
i cant eat any hot cooked foods in direct sunlight, especially if they have melted cheese or if they are really greasy like fish and chips

i get really self conscious when i eat food with other people, especially if they are looking at me because i think theyre judging me about how/what i eat

i feel guilty eating packaged foods, like instant noodles because i think when other people see me, they might think i can't afford proper fresh food

[Anonymous No.10886194]

>>10886154
I imagine I'm a plant eating dino when I'm eating salad or broccoli. I pretend the broccoli are trees it's fun.

[Anonymous No.10886195]

I hate when people use their phones on the tables or don't talk.

[Anonymous No.10886198]

>>10886154
Who is this animu?

[Anonymous No.10886203]

Perch on my chair like a bird/slav.

[Anonymous No.10886204]

>>10886192
Same desu

[Anonymous No.10886208]

I approve of all the autism listed thus far, guess I really am on the spectrum

[Anonymous No.10886211]

>>10886192
People really are watching and judging you while eat. If you have good friends they'll correct your autistic behavior by mocking you.

[Anonymous No.10886509]

>>10886192
Be my girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.10887028]

>>10886154
this morning i thought jews were watching me so i made sure to not be sloppy while eating so they think i got manners kek

[Anonymous No.10887239]

I always lick the bowl after a meal. I am 30.

[Anonymous No.10887253]

browse foodporn and pretend i'm eating good food instead of boiled brocolli and chicken nuggets for the 4th time this week

[Anonymous No.10887270]

>>10887253
good way to loose weight anon

[Anonymous No.10887272]

>>10886154
Eat really fast.

[Anonymous No.10887277]

I stick my tongue out to lap more pasta

[Anonymous No.10887288]

>>10887277

[Anonymous No.10887365]

>>10886154
When I eat a juicy sandwich/burger/wrap I take tiny bites and suck all the juices out of every bite and this almost always makes me the last to finish my meal.
Not sure how this habit formed, probably from me not wanting to wash my bed sheets after sucking dick or being beaten by my dad when I was a kid for dirtying my shirt as a kid

[Anonymous No.10887681]

>>10886154
eat almost everything with a fork and knife because i can't stand getting my hands dirty

[Anonymous No.10887756]

>wipe fingers after eating every chip with salt or seasoning on it
The feeling of having that shit on my fingers drives me insane

[Anonymous No.10887781]

>>10887756
this is why i don't let anyone but me touch my things
disgusting normalshits will use their phones and computers with grease covering their fingers

[Anonymous No.10887820]

>>10886203
why?

[Anonymous No.10887865]

talk to invisible people at the table

[Anonymous No.10887879]

Sort my M&Ms by color and have to "even them out" then eat evenly.

It's not too weird, most people don't notice. It's not like I dump the whole bag and sort, just each handful or so.

[Anonymous No.10887881]

>>10886154
Behaving like a normal, well adjusted member of society.

[Anonymous No.10887886]

>>10886154
On almost every occasion that I've had a McChicken, I ate the buns first, and then the chicken patty. I also used to drink energy drinks through a crazy straw because they seemed to last forever that way.

[Anonymous No.10887889]

>>10887865
Do you set places for them?

[Anonymous No.10887892]

>>10886198
Yuru Yuri my guy

[Anonymous No.10887897]

>>10887889
No. Sometimes i get up and walk around and talk to them around the room. I'm just lonely

[Anonymous No.10887901]

>>10886154
Cook

[Anonymous No.10887906]

>>10886154
Every time I go to a fast food joint, I HAVE to eat the fries before starting on the burger.

[Anonymous No.10887924]

>>10887906
Complete opposite for me desu

[Anonymous No.10887928]

>>10887906
Same

[Anonymous No.10887930]

>>10887897
Sorry to hear that anon.

[Anonymous No.10887935]

>>10887906
I read this as you eat all of your fries while staring at your burger.

[Anonymous No.10887945]

>>10887820
It gives me a better vantage point to survey my surroundings. And it feels comfy on my feet. I have to stop myself from doing it in public because it looks really retarded to see a grown man squatting on his chair over a meal.

[Anonymous No.10887946]

>>10887906
It depends what I'm doing, if I'm eating and driving because I don't have time to stop and eat then I'll eat the fries first but typically go the other way if I'm sitting down there to eat. (which is admittedly rare)

[Anonymous No.10887952]

>>10887945
what the fuck surroundings do you have to survey in your own home?

[Anonymous No.10887958]

>>10887935
That too, the fries feel like chore while the burger is the reward.

[Anonymous No.10888018]

>>10886154
I blow on my ice cream sometimes

[Anonymous No.10888034]

>>10887952
Need to be able to leap away from danger at a moments notice like a cat.

[Anonymous No.10888056]

>>10886154
>>10886159
>>10886165
Fuck. Doing all that as we speak.

[Anonymous No.10888183]

>>10887756
I'm like this, but I rub my fingers together repetitively to get salt/seasoning off them between every chip/fry/whatever. Drives my girlfriend nuts, but apparently I got the habit subconsciously from my dad.

[Anonymous No.10888212]

pick all the toppings off pizza and eat them before actually eating the pizza

[Anonymous No.10888232]

>>10887897
im lonely too anon

[Anonymous No.10888250]

>>10888212
HOLD ME BACK ANONS!!!

[Anonymous No.10888302]

>>10888018
Holy shit I thought I was the only one
I feel like such a mongo bongo when I do it too

[Anonymous No.10888309]

>>10888212
You need a slap in the mouth.

[Anonymous No.10888312]

I like to eat while naked. I put a napkin over my junk just in case.

[Anonymous No.10888345]

>>10888312
I can sorta relate. Sometimes if I'm eating something messy, I just take off my shirt so there's no way I can stain it.

[Anonymous No.10888403]

My girlfriend pulls her tendies apart "to let them cool" before eating them. She also removes the breading off of fried chicken and throws it away (I eat it).

[Anonymous No.10888412]

>>10888403
Does she give it to you, or do you fish it out of the trash?

[Anonymous No.10888418]

>>10887879
I also do this... with all candies.

[Anonymous No.10888445]

i chew as loud as possible around other people to annoy them

[Anonymous No.10888452]

>>10888412
She puts them on my plate.

[Anonymous No.10888467]

>>10886194
>>10886203
>>10886208
>>10887239
>>10887253
>>10887277
>>10887365
>>10887865
>>10887879
>>10887886
>>10887906
>>10887945
>>10888034
>>10888018
>>10888312
>>10888403
>>10888445
Based food posters

[Anonymous No.10888480]

As soon as i finish eating my tendies, i make a demand for more while making vile threats in a ryhming manner.

[Anonymous No.10888579]

>>10886192
Please explain the first one better. Like, why does that bother you?

[Anonymous No.10888587]

>>10887879
That's not autism that's OCD my man.

[Anonymous No.10888590]

>>10887781
N-no they don't
R-right?

[Anonymous No.10888622]

>buy bag of skittles
>dump them out
>group them by color
>lowest group needs to be the norm
>eat a few from each color until they are all the same number
>then eat one from each group until gone so they stay even

[Anonymous No.10888656]

>go to restaurant
>tell server i want tendies
>actually call them tendies

[Anonymous No.10888691]

i wipe my mouth after every bite

[Anonymous No.10888705]

>>10886158

[Anonymous No.10888724]

>>10888212
I used to do that too, when I was seven fucking years old.

[Anonymous No.10888751]

>>10888705
Anime being allowed doesn't make being a weeb any less pathetic.

[Anonymous No.10888793]

I drink and eat really fast, to the point where people are shocked or highly surprised when they see I have already finished my food. I don't do this intentionally, and I have tried to eat slower but to no avail. It has gotten to the point where waitstaff compliment me on eating so fast and it makes me and whoever I am eating with very uncomfortable.
If there's alcohol I intentionally drink it faster than normal so I can get buzzed and won't feel weird for being in public.

[Anonymous No.10888811]

>>10888793
I used to do this as a kid, but now I'm the last person done when me and some friends are eating.
Don't really know what happened.

[Anonymous No.10888824]

>>10888622
Good to know I'm not alone

[Anonymous No.10888838]

whenever i eat potstickers/dumplings i always eat the cooked outside folded dough of each dumpling before eating them
i also eat then with ketchup

[Anonymous No.10888856]

>>10886192
People are always judging you but we mock you behind ur back.

[Anonymous No.10888935]

>>10886154
nobody really notices but if I eat something like a sandwich I always eat the crusts off first,
and after that I always eat the surrounding parts of the sandwich first until my last bite is a crust-less bit of the centre filled with filling.
I also like how it makes me feel I'm a giant eating a tiny sandwich

[Anonymous No.10888974]

>>10888587

OCPD

[Anonymous No.10889026]

>>10888579
i think it's something to do with believing that if my food is in direct sunlight, it would heat up more and therefore create extra fat or grease or something like that - i only think it's this because i also have a fear of bags getting getting hot and greasy, since i hate grease/fat stains

i am pretty autistic

[Anonymous No.10889074]

>>10888302
>I feel like such a mongo bongo
This gave me a hearty kek.

[Anonymous No.10889133]

>>10886154
I take the tomatoes out of my burger and eat them separately

[Anonymous No.10889389]

>>10887270
not with those McNuggets, no

[Anonymous No.10889400]

>>10886184
I'm the same except I don't even like being in the same room as other people while I eat. If I ever find a wife, I'm not sure how I'll deal with that shit. It gives me anxiety.

[Anonymous No.10889401]

>>10888480
based /r9k/ poster

[Anonymous No.10889404]

>>10888793
I'm the opposite.. I eat like a turtle because I have a fear of choking to death.

[Anonymous No.10889420]

>>10888622
I do this but eat from smallest group to largest group
Plus even them out so they're all divisible by 2

[Anonymous No.10889422]

>>10889133
susie from calvin and hobbes

[Anonymous No.10889428]

>>10889026
food can't sweat anon

[Anonymous No.10889697]

>>10888751
it's not "weeb" to post an anime picture. it's weeb to worship japan

[Anonymous No.10889701]

>>10889389
cheese can

[Anonymous No.10889703]

>>10887906
I just save the best food for last, so obviously fries go first and burger is last. drink > fries/side > burger/whatever

[Anonymous No.10889747]

>>10887897
Cute

[Anonymous No.10889875]

>>10887681
Same, I literally just ate a burger and fries cutting it with a knife and bringing it to my mouth with a fork. I do that with pizza too

[Anonymous No.10889877]

>>10889875
next time you're at a hospital or something, steal a box of latex gloves without powder

[Anonymous No.10889911]

>>10886192
Yeah that's not what guilty means

[Anonymous No.10889938]

>>10889026
>>10889428
>>10888579
Not that anon but if you've ever eaten in proper lighting or sunlight you can see, in way more detail; all the fat and grease and salt grains. It's like seeing that last bit of milk at the bottom of the bowl with all those bits of cereal dust unattractively sitting at the bottom like silt/dirt.

Like when you look too close to someones face and see little imperfections that you can never unsee.

[Anonymous No.10890015]

>>10888212

When I was five I only ate the meat of a hamburger, discarding the bread and all the other ingredients

[Anonymous No.10890033]

>>10889877
I would probably still feel the need to wash my hands afterwards even using gloves

[Anonymous No.10890034]

i used to eat every dish (?) separately, e.g. vegetable, then the meat, then bread. i still do it occasionally, but after my parents pointed it out to me several times i made concentrated effort to stop.

[Anonymous No.10890051]

>>10886195

>talking while eating

Thats disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10890152]

>>10886154
I loathe eating with other people. I hate being tied down to the table while everyone else sits around yapping and not just eating their damn food. I just want to eat then resume my day.

[Anonymous No.10890169]

>>10887879
I do this, but only with gummy bears

[Anonymous No.10890179]

>>10888838
>dumplings with ketchup

This is borderline psychotic my man

[Anonymous No.10890184]

>>10887879
My man!

>>10888212
I sometimes do that.

[Anonymous No.10890185]

>>10890015
You were only starting atkins early anon

[Anonymous No.10890389]

I always eat a pizza going clockwise staring it 12
curry with a spoon
can't put hob heat on an odd number

[Anonymous No.10890496]

>>10886154
I finish one food item before starting another. I also don't like for different foods to touch each other on the plate. I had a first date with somebody who drew attention to it, so I never dated them again.

[Anonymous No.10890529]

>>10886198
a blank image

[Anonymous No.10890564]

>watch yt videos
>talk to myself
if im in public
>look at my phone for no reason multiple times with the urge to use it then go back to eating
>guess how much my food weighs by picking up the plate, then when finished eating, pick it up again to see how much of a difference there is.
>guess how much all the ice weighs in my glass

[Anonymous No.10890604]

>>10886159
spbp

[Anonymous No.10890609]

>>10886154
I order my subs with veggies on them and then take them off when I get home and put chips in the sub instead because I prefer the crunch. I order the veggies first because I don't want to look like a weirdo ordering a sub that's just meat, cheese and condiments.

[Anonymous No.10890630]

We are some fucked up people here...

[Anonymous No.10890639]

I eat really fast and loud and people give me shit but I do it anyway as an act of dominance

[Anonymous No.10890950]

>>10888312
>I put a napkin over my junk just in case.
This is imagery I didn't need but I am okay with it nonetheless

[Anonymous No.10890960]

>>10888705
>>10886154

[Anonymous No.10890964]

>>10890564
>>guess how much my food weighs by picking up the plate, then when finished eating, pick it up again to see how much of a difference there is.
>>guess how much all the ice weighs in my glass
Has anyone ever said anything about this

[Anonymous No.10890979]

>>10887906
I taste the fries first to check for freshness level.
If fresh, I'll eat first bc they taste better fresh. If oily and soggy, I'll eat the burger first. I'll also load up the burger with fries to get through them.

[Anonymous No.10890990]

>>10886154
Always put one slice of pizza upside down on top of another slice and eat it like a hamburger.
Doesn't work for all pizzas so I don't order those. If I'm at a friends house I don't do this.

[Anonymous No.10890992]

>>10889400
same here. I always eat in my car after work before going home. I don’t like my roommates trying to talk to me while I eat.

[magapede69 No.10891001]

>>10890960
thanks for your epic input shadilay praise kek!

[Anonymous No.10891162]

>>10890964
no. usually im alone when I eat out. The rare time im with other people, ill just pick it up less than an inch like im moving the plate a bit to make it less noticable and autistic. I went to one of those stereotypical Japanese steakhouses where they cook in front of you and keep putting food on your plate. I had to pick it up like 6 times. it was a pretty thick plate though.

[Anonymous No.10891420]

>>10890564
>guess how much my food weighs by picking up the plate, then when finished eating, pick it up again to see how much of a difference there is.
oh my

[Anonymous No.10891452]

>>10886154
If im eating rice or cereal or pasta or anything that has a large quantity, i pick up 1 individual peice and eat it, i do this 3 times then eat the rest normally.

[Anonymous No.10891466]

>>10888445
Noisy eaters make me irrationally angry. I hope to meet you one day so I can open up your throat with a steak knife.

[Anonymous No.10891907]

I butter a part of the toast before each bite to make sure I am always getting the amount of butter I want.

I let my icecream melt slightly before eating it so it’s midly runny.

If I’m alone I HAVE to be watching people on a screen while I eat. It can’t just be a podcast or a game, I have to be seeing a person on a screen. Must be a lonliness thing but I get sad if there are no faces in my view while eating.

I usually always order my tea unsweetened but when I do occassionally put raw sugar in it I leave it sitting at the bottom unstirred so I can chew the sugar in the last few sips.

I always dip my fork into the dressing on the side as to get the proper amount with each bite of salad. I hate overdressed/underdressed leaves.

I am constantly wiping my hands when eating chips and cannot use a controller/phone while eating period. Nothing bothers me more than greasy fingers. I watch my roommate pick up his phone after just wiping his gross cheeto fingers on his pants and it makes me cringe.

[Anonymous No.10891936]

>>10887906
I'm the exact same. The fries are the worst part and I can't start on the burger until those bland sticks are gone

[Anonymous No.10891949]

When I go to a restaurant with my dad we order the largest meal on the menu and race to finish eating it. my entire family is obese.

[Anonymous No.10891968]

>>10886154
When eating gummy bears, I pretend they are stranded on an island and I'm a giant. I give them backstories and character. I eat and torture them one by one while I eat their limbs and heads, making their gummy bear friends watch. I pretend they're begging and screaming. I do the same with Keebler ELFudge cookies. And teddy grahams.

I'm 21, am I autistic?

[OP is a faggot No.10891989]

>>10886154
Masturbate

[Anonymous No.10891994]

>>10891949
that's not autistic that's just the american way

[Anonymous No.10892012]

>>10891989
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.10892027]

>>10888935
I can guarantee that everybody notices you doing that.

[Anonymous No.10892028]

>>10890179
if i'm gonna be honest if i saw someone put ketchup on a dumpling i might actually get in a fist fight with them... someone like that needs to be put in their place

[Anonymous No.10892037]

>>10891968
no ur cute faggit

[Anonymous No.10892046]

>>10887897
ur a cutie pie and possibly schizo

[Anonymous No.10892063]

>>10887906
i'm the same way in my mind the burger is wayyyy more yummy so if i force feed the fries ill be able to eat the whole thin more easily. i do this with all sides if im goin go out to eat

[Anonymous No.10892066]

>>10890609
>I order the veggies first because I don't want to look like a weirdo ordering a sub that's just meat, cheese and condiments.
I do that all the time. Ever heard of an egg sandwich? Or a meatball hero? There's literally nothing wrong with veggie-less sandwiches anon.

[Anonymous No.10892068]

>>10888480
i threw up a little when reading this... you think im kidding...

[Anonymous No.10892074]

>>10888656
everyone calls tendies tendies? it's slightly childish but it's not a huge autism moment

[Anonymous No.10892080]

>>10888622
>>10888824
>>10889420
i've rarely met someone who doesn't like to organize food when they're alone

[Anonymous No.10892087]

>>10890152
just eat alone anon? or just go "mmm- mhm-- ohh" and eatcha damn foodz

[Anonymous No.10892098]

>>10892074
I've never heard this said irl. Not even by children, niggers, or retards. Not even by retarded nigger children. No one says tendies.

[Anonymous No.10892097]

I knew an autist at work. He got his plate from the cafeteria, right? Then he would seperate all the food and eat it. Perhaps veggie first, then the potatoes or whatever and then the meat.

[Anonymous No.10892117]

I eat frozen fruit with chopsticks

[Anonymous No.10892140]

think about some pictures i have that i can make shit threads with while also being kinda on topic
talk to myself. i will also narrate what is going on in my surroundings,

[Anonymous No.10892180]

>>10892117

[Anonymous No.10892183]

>>10892117
What are you gonna use that tape for, anon?

[Anonymous No.10892326]

What's the deal with nu4chan and classifying any and all quirky behavior and preferences as autism? It wasn't like this 5 years ago.

[Anonymous No.10892337]

>>10889697

It bothers me that misato is facing the wrong direction.

[Anonymous No.10892355]

>>10892337
It bothers me that you know which one is named misato

[Anonymous No.10892377]

>>10888793
Me too man. I can atleast slow down when I'm with other people by making conversation between bites or looking around, but when Im alone I pretty much just stuff my face.

[Anonymous No.10892378]

>>10892326
The rising autism rates among male children. 5 years ago they were only 9 years old, now they're 14 and ready to frogpost all day.

[Anonymous No.10892384]

>>10890564
>>look at my phone for no reason multiple times with the urge to use it then go back to eating

[Anonymous No.10892387]

>>10892355

Well, given Evangelion is probably the most popular non-saturday-morning-cartoons or funimation-for-14-year-olds anime there is, knowing the name of a primary character isn't that absurd.

If it's a condolence, she's the only one I've ever seen outside of a reaction image.

[Anonymous No.10892390]

>>10892378
Just seems like anyone who isnt the perfect caricature of a normal person is called an autist these days. Some of the retards over on /tv/ unironically think Ryan gosling is an autist for crying out loud.

[Anonymous No.10892401]

>>10892326
I want to think that it's when these "quirks" are irrational and/or annoying, to put it vaguely.

[Anonymous No.10892407]

>>10892390
>going on /tv/
Autist

>for crying out loud

[Anonymous No.10892522]

>>10889400
I have friends over almost every day. I love cooking for them, but i never eat, only small amounts while they are over, so i can eat alone when they are gone.

[Anonymous No.10892530]

>>10890529
Kek

[Anonymous No.10892543]

>>10890564
I do all of these, except weighing the food. Only ice and liquids. I usually guess before i weigh them.

[Anonymous No.10892557]

>>10892337
you have to go back

[Anonymous No.10892573]

>>10891466
You're like me. It's called misophonia. I can't stand to be around people eating. At home I have to have noise to drown out their sounds.

[Anonymous No.10892694]

I scratched my ball and then smell it

[Anonymous No.10892731]

Is being autistic really that big of a deal ?

[Anonymous No.10892927]

>>10892183
I'm going to tape my chopsticks together

[Anonymous No.10893028]

>>10886154
When i'm at my local Chinese I always order a fried quail and pretend that it is a regular sized chicken and that i'm just real big

[Anonymous No.10893040]

>>10891162
imagine being this autistic

[Anonymous No.10893096]

I pick at my food and tell stories too keep my companion distracted so they cannot talk and are forced to eat their food as they listen so that by the time the conversation is over, they have no food and I take mine to go so I can bring it home, doctor it to my preferences and eat it alone.

When I was a kid I was weirdly humiliated to drink milk. I liked milk fine, and with some foods, cold milk is great, but even if I was at home alone, I could only drink milk after checking all of the rooms to make sure no one would walk in on me unbeknownst, or crouched in front of the fridge with the lights off. I stopped when I was about 12 when I found myself locked in the bathroom drinking milk out of the carton and being afraid that my brother, who was at a friend’s house, might come home and find the milk missing from the fridge and wonder where it had gone, check the trash for the carton, find it absent and dedeuce that I was in fact in the house hiding AND DRINKING MILK. It was too ridiculous. I began drinking milk normally, but rarely. I continued to casually avoid it into adulthood and now, whenever I do occasionally drink it straight, I really am not comfortable with the taste. I still cook with it.

I love yogurt, butter and cheese, though

[Anonymous No.10893491]

>>10886192

You should get married, your wife will let you know about every single tiny thing you do "wrong" while eating.

[Anonymous No.10894343]

I always eat super slow whenever I eat out with people. I take my time to thoroughly chew and constantly wipe my mouth. Everyone else finishes and I'm like 50% at best. My family hates it. Gf thinks it's cute

[Anonymous No.10894347]

>>10888824
>ywn be this snug
Why live

[Anonymous No.10894389]

>>10886194
that's exactly how my dad got me to eat broccoli when I was little

[Anonymous No.10894662]

i have to separate everything by size and chew meat 42 times exactly or ill throw up

[Anonymous No.10894682]

>>10893096

what the fuck

also why? what was it about the milk?

[Anonymous No.10894694]

I'm terrified of soy. This fucking website has made me think I'm going to turn into a woman if I eat any of it. I go through all the ingredients on all the food that I buy so I don't accidentally eat any. Soy is in fucking everything; I don't trust food from cheap restaurants because they probably use it as filler.

[Anonymous No.10894781]

>>10888467
Always some autist commenting on the whole thread.

[Anonymous No.10894849]

I lick bowls/plates clean when I eat at home. I didn't grow up poor/hungry. To me the sauce that clings to the dish is always the tastiest

[Anonymous No.10894852]

>>10886154
When eating Snickers I eat off the layer of chocolate on each side, before taking actual bites
I can't eat a Reeses cup/candy unless I put it in the freezer for an hour
I (attempt) to cut my garlic bread into perfect cubes before mixing it into my spaghetti
I like to touch my finger on a hot pan/pot every once in a while, I don't know why I feel the need to do this
When chewing gum, I stretch the pieces out really long. Then I swallow half of the ropey gum, and slowly pull it all out. I repeat this like 3-4 times before chewing normally
When eating those dipper ice creams, I chew out the bottom and suck all the ice cream out before eating the hardened chocolate and wafer
I chew on banana peels, but I'm not sure if that's autistic

[Anonymous No.10894879]

>>10894694
What's wrong with being a girl anon?

[Anonymous No.10894966]

>>10891936
>worst part
>still orders them anyway
retard

[Anonymous No.10894977]

>>10886154
Does drinking count too? I probably smell to an autistic degree

[Anonymous No.10894987]

>>10894966
>11 hours ago
>still replies anyway

Clearly the answer here is to put the fries on the burger. Eliminates the blandness because they absorb the sauce/juices/grease on the burger, adds nice crunch and bonus salt to the burger, and lets you get through your meal faster.

[Anonymous No.10895005]

>>10892557
This is a website founded to discuss japanese culture, modeled after an actual japanese website and even owned by a japanese man. The sooner you realize you are the one out of place the happier you'll be.

[Anonymous No.10895010]

>>10886154
When I'm eating steak or something that uses utensils, I usually pick up fries with my fork as well. I've been called out on it but I found it pretty normal

[Anonymous No.10895030]

>>10895010
This. I can't stand feeling grease on objects. I don't mind eating with my hands, but then I'll have to be able to eat the whole meal with my hands.

[Anonymous No.10895039]

I try very hard to not get my hands dirty while eating. A couple examples are eating chips with chopsticks, and placing pizza slightly over the edge of the plate so that I only have to hold the pizza in place between the plate and a napkin which I place over the crust, rather than touching the greasy bottom of the pizza.

[Anonymous No.10895041]

>>10895030
I hate the feeling of grease on cups too, so when I eat ribs, I use my middle, ring and pinky to grasp the cup

[Anonymous No.10895061]

>>10895041
>my middle, ring and pinky
That's pretty amazing. I use the palms of both of my hands and stick my fingers out as far as possible as to not let them touch the glass.

[Anonymous No.10895068]

>>10895061
Not that amazing desu

[Anonymous No.10895070]

>>10895061
How many times have you dropped your glass doing this stupid shit?
Be honest
Even taking that risk of spilling your drink everywhere and looking like a sperg couldn't possibly be better than some smudges on the cup, right?

[Anonymous No.10895096]

>>10895068
>>10895061
>>10895041
>>10895030
Now this is autism

[Anonymous No.10895101]

>>10895068
Pretty amazing how you not let the other fingers dirty while eating.

>>10895070
It's really not that inconvenient and I don't mind looking like a sperg at all. Smudges are the absolute worst and getting a new glass after every meal is also a bother.

[Anonymous No.10895106]

>>10895096
Enjoy your dirty cups faggot

[Anonymous No.10895107]

>>10889911
He feels bad because he thinks people are judging him for something he perceives to be wrong in some way. That is guilt retard

[Anonymous No.10895129]

>>10895106
>What is soap and water

[Anonymous No.10895134]

>>10895129
>cleaning your cups after every sip
You're the retard here

[Anonymous No.10895150]

I smell my food to check if it's gone off

[Anonymous No.10895174]

I always make sure to add a hint of cayenne to what I am eating, even if it's ice cream.

[Anonymous No.10895197]

I have to pat all the moisture/fat/grease off food before I can eat it. this is especially bad with food like soup or pizza where more grease comes to the surface as it cools because my food is always cold by the time I can eat it. With soup I'll take a piece of napkin and slowly kind of drape it over the top of the soup to pull up the grease bubbles, and then sort of gently sweep it off like a net and roll the napkin up in other napkins so it doesn't mess up the table. I actually had a waiter approach me one time at a decent restaurant and ask if there was something wrong with my food and I had to tell him it was too greasy and he took it back and brought back another soup with MORE GREASE ON TOP so it wasted like 20 minutes cleaning it off again.

I've had dates walk out on me because of it but I can't do it any other way it's fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10895209]

>>10886154
I take a goldfish,split it in half then fill it with the previous goldfishes already chewed in my mouth then eat it like a sandwich

[Anonymous No.10895212]

>>10895174

[Anonymous No.10895277]

Go on /ck/

[Anonymous No.10895292]

>>10890639

[Anonymous No.10895319]

>>10895197
Bitch

[Anonymous No.10895557]

>>10888793
this. idk how normies eat so fucking slow, like what the fuck are you doing?

[Anonymous No.10895561]

i like to eat sushi with ketchup

[Anonymous No.10895599]

>>10886154
>eating chicken nuggets and fries
>put some of the fries on a nugget and eat it like a little sandwich
I can't be the only one who does this

[Anonymous No.10895733]

>>10886154
I eat extremely fast and then when I'm done look around the table and watch everyone else eat and potentially hope I might be able to snag some of their left overs

[Anonymous No.10895754]

>>10895733
You know that when you stop doing this, you will lose a lot of weight?

[Anonymous No.10895763]

>>10887277
jack?

[Anonymous No.10895970]

>>10888793
Fuck anon, i knew I ate fast, but i never thought about it like that.

[Anonymous No.10895993]

>>10891907
I approve of the first 3

[Anoɳymous No.10896028]

>>10886192
>i can't afford proper fresh food
This is a meme that needs to die a quick and painful death
>>10886195
Same. Am very introverted myself but if I make several attempts at starting a conversation and people just answer in monosyllables and go back to eating in silence every time, that really bothers me.

[Anonymous No.10896036]

>>10888212
I used to do something similar except worse
>get bizza slice
>take off all toppings, throw away or give to whoever at the table wants
>consume only the bread and sauce

I liked the lingering taste of the cheese but the best part of pizza for me was the crispy bread under the warm, runny sauce. Now I just enjoy my pizza normally though, by folding it in half :)

[Anoɳymous No.10896105]

>go out of my way to smell my food before eating it
>smell my hands after eating food
>(also, after washing my hands, I have to dry them with a clean towel. Mildewy smelling hands are the worst thing that can happen to me)
>brew my own ice tea and take it everywhere in glass bottles
>can not for the life of me eat some foods in isolation. Cheese, pickles and cucumbers, for example, only work when combined with significant amounts of different foods
>cut up pizza with knife and fork, then put away the cutlery and eat it with my hands

[Anonymous No.10896146]

>>10891968
>Acting like a giant and giving backstories to different gummy bears
Whoa that's alot of effort to put to enjoy sugar.
That's actually kinda cool desu

[Anonymous No.10896190]

>>10886154
I cant fucking stand peoples dogs sitting 2 feet away staring at me while I eat. every time I go to parents / friends house for a meal. annoys the shit out of me.

[Anonymous No.10896294]

>>10891968
Maybe you're a voreraphile and just don't know it yet.

[Anonymous No.10896400]

When I eat a donut, I try to keep the donut hole intact for as long as I can.

[Anonymous No.10896427]

>>10893096
What happened to you? What made you like this? Now I just want to hug you.

[Anonymous No.10896436]

>>10887253
Nothing wrong with that desu

[Anonymous No.10896452]

I can't eat if there's other races or women around me.

[Anonymous No.10896464]

I eat in a circle, eating one thing at a time till completion, always finishing what I look forward to eating most last.

[Anonymous No.10896481]

>>10896400
FUCK, new intrusive thought

[Anonymous No.10896517]

>>10886154
not me but my little brother picks apart his mcdouble and eats it part by part.

[Anonymous No.10896806]

>>10892355
>people who haven’t watched Evangelion browse this site.
>>>/out/

[Anonymous No.10896816]

>>10896806
Is that an anime?

[Anonymous No.10896904]

>>10896816
I don't know but I do know I'm gar for Shinji

[Anonymous No.10896912]

I intensely dislike getting pizza sauce on my face so when I'm eating pizza I'll rip the slice in half to make more manageable bites.

[Anonymous No.10896919]

If I'm at home I only eat while standing. I'm not super autismo enough to do it in public though

[Anonymous No.10896964]

When I eat a pizza, I always slice it into 6 even slices, and make sure to drink 1/6th of whatever beverage I have with it between eating said slices. I also first scratch off the the toppings with my teeth to eat, before scratching off any dough the same way to the eat the crusty bottom of it.

>>10896400
When I eat a donut, I tend to eat the bread first, and the eat in a spiral to keep the center for last.

[Anonymous No.10897004]

I have some things:
When theres several different items on plate (like mashed potatoe, veggies and beef for example) i try to shape them in confined spaces so they dont get mixed, rice gets pressed till solid shape so other foods have their spaces next to it. Thats just my plating though, when eating its no big deal if the stuff eventually mixes.

I don't like eating alone and in silence so when i have to, i distract myself (reading, telly, pc) but when im eating with others i feel uncomfortable about the way i may eat.

Also i need much salt.

[Anonymous No.10897067]

Whenever theres an overlapping ingredient ( Cheesecrust, Choc, etc) i always nibble it off first and then take a bite of the actual food.

Also i try out weird products and food combos out of sheer curiosity, my friends are weirded out but also intrigued since sometimes my creations taste amazing (but sometimes really bad).

I also can't cook with friends since they are terrible at it ("lets fry with olive oil its so healthy, turn the heat on more i want that crust") and im the asshole telling them the truth. So either im hitler in the kitchen makin it yummy or it becomes socialist sad food.

[Anonymous No.10897131]

>>10886154
Due to years of eating at my PC, I keep all my plates absurdly close, like half of it leaning over the edge of the table towards me. People always comment about how my shits gonna fall off the table.

Also, if a food has a sauce like ketchup, i'll instinctively rub the ketchup off my fingers using the edge of the plate, and shit like pancakes and cake deserts I'll eat with my hands and look like a god damn savage.

[Anonymous No.10897154]

If i'm eating something like a burger. I have to get everything in 1 bite. Like those burger commercials, I will open it up and move everything to the corner so I can get all the flavors in 1 glorious bite.

[Anonymous No.10897163]

Whenever I eat a hot pocket I spoon out the insides and just eat the bread

[Anonymous No.10897174]

>>10897163
That's not autistic, it's psychotic

[Anonymous No.10897178]

I have to be able to physically see my food when I eat it. I won't eat in the dark because I am worried I will be eating bugs or spiders.

[Anonymous No.10897209]

>>10897163
This is a blue board anon.

[Anonymous No.10897220]

>>10897163
I do the same thing but instead of using a spoon I have sex with it until the filling has spilled out and afterwards I throw it all in the trash.

[Anonymous No.10897241]

>>10889703
You drink your drink first so you don't have any drink to get through the rest of the food?

[Anonymous No.10897245]

you're all animals

[Anonymous No.10897280]

>>10897178
You already do that. The average american eats @ 3lbs of insect parts every year. In fact the USDA has guidelines on how high a percent of insect parts are permitted in different food products. Pretty interesting reading to help you get over your fear of ingesting bugs since you most likely eat some every day.

[Anonymous No.10897283]

If I eat cereal its always with no milk. Also used to degrease pizza a little bit.

[Anonymous No.10897299]

>>10897280
wtf I love eating insects now!

[Anonymous No.10897315]

>>10886192
I get really self conscious when I eat breakfast at my desk at work. I sit next to a guy who used to be a personal trainer and who is still an absolute unit and I feel like he'd judging what I eat, even though he's probably not.

[Anonymous No.10897411]

I always eat my food from one side of the plate to the other while retaining a straight line at the edge of the food still left.
When not entirely alone I have the habit of putting my left hand under my right thigh as to not knock stuff over. I do it automatically nowadays and only use a knife when I really need it, but to others sitting across from me, it's like I have my left hand on my crotch.

[Anonymous No.10897492]

>>10890960
>>> https://www.2chan.net/

[Anonymous No.10897536]

There are certain things I eat that make me want to be like a T-Rex. I like to throw my head back and eat without my hands when it comes to things like pretzel rods, or if I can tear meat with my mouth I'll do it - like if I'm eating a burger or ribs. I just really like that I can feel, for a moment, like a grand old dinosaur.

I know it'll sound like I pulled this from "Step-Brothers", but I've been living this way for years and only recently saw that movie.

[Anoɳymous No.10897582]

>>10897004
A friend of mine once got a set of plates for his birthday that had four or five areas segregated with little walls between them. Apparently he used to hate it when different foods touched on his plate, but had gotten over it in the mean time. He was extremely embarassed to find out that someone had remembered his power level and picked out a gift specifically for that quirk.
>>10897411
>I always eat my food from one side of the plate to the other while retaining a straight line at the edge of the food still left.
How do you eat soup

[Anonymous No.10897622]

>>10887756
Relatedly, if I'm out with people, I rarely take a bite without then wiping my face/teeth. I'm mortified that I might have shit stuck between my teeth or on my cheeks.

[Anonymous No.10897629]

>>10897582
I don't. Soup is just salty water. It's a scam.

[Anoɳymous No.10897633]

>>10897629
How do you eat stew then? Surely you can't have anything against stew

[Anonymous No.10897642]

>>10889697
>Weeb trying to justify their weebness

[Anonymous No.10897814]

>>10891968
pretty cute

[Anonymous No.10897831]

>>10897633
Stew is fine. I just spread it out on a plate and let it cool into a semi solid mass instead of using a bowl.

[Anonymous No.10897842]

I have to eat in a well-lit room, if I can't see my food I don't enjoy it. I have terrible eyesight.

[Anonymous No.10897843]

>>10890960
>The website started it off as primarily anime
>branched off as people wanted to discuss other things

Retard, also funny how the pic has "le" in it really fitting, and the one with the circles would instead be labeled with the big circle that contains the smaller circles as anime.
Sorry you're a newfag and you don't understand 4chan, but consider reddit.

[Anonymous No.10897858]

>>10897642
not justifying anything. learn how words work, you've misunderstood two so far

[Anonymous No.10897874]

>>10887865
>>10887897
I talk to imaginary people too, I'm not retarded or a schizoid or anything I just haven't had a friend for years

[Anonymous No.10897886]

>>10890639
People who eat loud are a pox on society
You're not being dominant you nauseating cunt

[Anonymous No.10897913]

>>10895197
seek help you muppet

[Anonymous No.10897951]

>>10890960
>america belongs to indians
lmao since when did poo in the loos ever inhabit america?

[Anonymous No.10898207]

>>10897951

[Anonymous No.10898214]

>>10888183
I have a little technique where I rub my thumb in a 360 across my middle and index finger or I flick the fingers across my thumb all in a quick manner

[Anonymous No.10898273]

I like to watch YouTube videos and sometimes I don't eat till I find a good long video, if I'm eating bread egg sandwich and want more egg I'll eat more bread alongside

[Anonymous No.10898521]

>>10897622
how do you even wipe your teeth without making it look weird to other people

[Anonymous No.10898525]

>>10897843
What do you look like irl? The only people I know that like anime and browse 4chan are unfortunate looking

[Anonymous No.10898601]

>>10894879
Well for one, the oppression

[Anonymous No.10898767]

>>10898521
When I wipe my mouth I cover it entirely, and then I wipe my teeth in the same motion. Other times I don't care, and I just do it anyway.

[Anonymous No.10899310]

>>10888705

[Anonymous No.10899429]

>>10897858
>he says while taking b8 in a fit of full blown autism
good job anon, you sure showed them!

[Anonymous No.10899466]

>>10886154
I watch and study the process of how the food I'm eating was made, or if it's a dish the various components. It helps me feel a greater satisfaction from it

[Anonymous No.10899484]

I'll never touch the food with my hands. Is hard for me to go out and eat at some food chain like KFC or McDonald's, I refuse to use gloves for chicken even. I'll eat my burger with fork and knife.

[Anonymous No.10899626]

>>10895107
No it isnt you sped, it's SHAME. He feels SHAME. Like you should.

[Anonymous No.10899870]

I don't understand the concept of sides. I always make one thing for dinner and make a lot of it. I see it as you and taking the effort to cook 3 meals at the same time. Like for example if I make a meat primary dish, I won't have separate sides, I'll just cook them all together in the same pan with the same spices etc.

I chug my fluids really quickly. I'll wait till the end of the meal then chug the drink in like 2 seconds. What most people consider drinks I consider sips. It triggers me beyond belief that when someone takes a "drink" of something and they barely let any fluid tap their lips. Then pretend like they can taste it when it's such a small amount. Applies to alcohol as well. I'll fill a glass of whiskey and take shot sized "drinks" out of it and finish the glass in 3 drinks. I frequently overdo it with booze because I'll drink a lot really fast then it'll hit me and make me sick. I chug a littre of water without stopping before bed each night.

[Anonymous No.10899875]

>>10899870
I also have to wash my meat before I cook it. My gf made chicken parm and told me after that she didn't wash the chicken and I got really sick.

[Anonymous No.10899934]

Get a full glass of water

[Anonymous No.10899940]

>>10888018
Same, although often accidentally. Blowing on my food all the time when it's too hot, but often I'm so distracted that I don't even pay attention to whatever I eat, even if it's ice cream.

[Anonymous No.10899945]

>>10891968
I wish I still were as young as 21 :(

[Anonymous No.10900481]

>>10886154
I always hated the smell and taste of canned tuna to the point of vomiting if I smell/taste it in something. I don't have any problem with other forms of tuna like raw in sashimi or cooked.
It's the only food that makes me react like that, and I don't really know why.
But probably it's because the asshole of my father used to it a fucking ton of canned tuna and his breath always smelled like it.
The fucking idiot was a disgusting man in a lot of ways.

[Anonymous No.10900490]

>>10900481
*used to eat

[Anonymous No.10901218]

>>10886154
I fantasize about eating with a cute anime GF who loves me and wants to cuddle with me at nnight.

BUT IN REALITY IM EATING ALONE@!!!!! : (

[Anonymous No.10901239]

>>10886154
I try to make my meat and vegetables last till the end when im eating. I hate having to finish either my rice/pasta first without finishing meats/vegs together in one go, vice versa as well

[Anonymous No.10901476]

>>10886154
Not really eating related, but whenever I cook a dish I never let anyone from my family or friends help me in the kitchen, even if I know they're more than capable to do. I get more aggressive than I should and pretty much chase them out the kitchen. It's the only time I'm a real asshole to people

[Anonymous No.10901479]

>>10886154
bad
>eating with my parents, especially dad
>eating alone in public
good
>eating with friends
>eating truly alone

[Anonymous No.10901490]

>>10888935
I do that too. Still way less autistic than cutting off the crust of every sandwich

[Anonymous No.10901551]

>>10890960

[Anonymous No.10901609]

>>10886154
>go to restaraunt to eat alone
>hype myself up
>walk in and try to make it seem like this is no big deal
>i eat alone all the time
>despite talking to nobody and staring at my phone the whole time
>occasionally leave house with a sketchbook with intent to draw
>imagine myself sipping diner coffee while sketching patrons
>get to restaraunt
>leave the sketchbook in car
>eat my meal and leave
>tip like 50%

Just another day in the anxiety simulator.

[Anonymous No.10901665]

>>10894879
mean people will hurt you

[Anonymous No.10901726]

>>10897299
don't do that, insects are people too

[Anonymous No.10901738]

>>10899310
god, I wish that were me

[Anonymous No.10901926]

>>10894694
>Falling for the soy estrogen meme.
It's not THAT type of estrogen, it's not going to make you into a ladyboy.
The half-men that are so prominent were happening anyways, good times create weak men and all that.

[Anonymous No.10902237]

Dont know if this is autistic but whenever im about to finish eating, my plate always has to have an equal amount of food distributed. For example, say im eating chicken, rice, and asparagus. When im close to being done, i make mini portions containing each item so that each bite contains each food. That way, no single item is left alone.

Also, i when ordering food. I ask for the biggest item first then progressively going down in size.

I just like to have order in my life.

[Anonymous No.10902242]

>>10901926
what the fuck is a half-man? are they cute?

[Anonymous No.10902250]

>>10902242
>what the fuck is a half-man?
An person who is technically male but exhibits feminine characteristics.

>are they cute?
I suppose they could be, but I'm not really sure since I'm not homosex.

[Anonymous No.10902254]

>>10902242
Other boards would call them Basedboys.
You know the ones, the ones with the open mouths and whatever, wouldn't call them cute personally.

[Anonymous No.10902294]

>>10902254
b a s e d

[Anonymous No.10902452]

>>10896904
>wanting to top shinji
Hasn't the poor kid been through enough?

[Anonymous No.10902492]

>>10901926
>The half-men that are so prominent were happening anyways, good times create weak men and all that
The exponential growth of technology where womyn have grown in authority in the workforce require the men to modify their behavior to a more feminine demeanor if they want to get ahead. Ironically, it's the alt-right who supports the exponential, unregulated growth of tech which leads to that social consequence, yet bitch about it. Doubly ironic is the fact those feminized males are earning more and consequently getting more pussy and breeding more spawn than the masculine ditch digger/sewer crawler who swills bud-light and bitches about nu-males "stealing muh women."

[Anonymous No.10903035]

>>10902254
I wish I was as based as them, but I can't afford that many onions

[Anonymous No.10903134]

>>10886184
I don't mind being arround other people when I eat but I refuse to talk in the middle of a meal. It's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10903181]

>>10891968
I thought this was normal

[Anonymous No.10903196]

>>10903134
We would make a cute couple

[Anonymous No.10903254]

>>10888250
*holds u* :3

[Anonymous No.10903342]

how to acquire autism /ck/ weeb bf?

[Anonymous No.10903571]

>>10886154
If I'm eating something too spicy I'll jack off to ignore the pain

[Anonymous No.10903706]

>>10886154
Imagine grappling a tiny little pin, and that you're stabbing a little pincushion as though you were teaching your arch-nemesis a lesson on your voodoo doll replica of him.

Now, just bob your head back with every stab and keep your eyes closed the entire time.
That's why I do, but, instead, I'm holding a fork or spoon.

[Anonymous No.10903708]

I eat different foods in different mouthfuls. If I have stir-fry, I'll have a mouthful of broccoli, then a mouthful of beans, but never both. I spear the right foods together with my fork. If I am eating a roast, then meat is a separate mouthful to potatoes, which is separate to peas etc.

Am I truly an autist? I've started to suspect that I am.

[Anonymous No.10903734]

>>10901490
/C H A O T I C N E U T R A L/

[Anonymous No.10903739]

>>10886203
Are you L?

[Anonymous No.10903960]

>>10892731
It depends where you are on the spectrum.

I'm on the high-function end and I can pass for NT if I want to.

[Anonymous No.10903972]

>>10886154
I absolutely despise anyone touching me for any reason while I eat. I'll fucking snap at you if you even so much as touch me while there is food in my mouth.

My gf prefers to eat with plastic cutlery whenever possible. She keeps kiddie plastic forks, spoons, and knives to eat with at home because she's afraid of chipping a tooth.

[Anonymous No.10904760]

>almond breaks in half
>the inside is perfectly smooth
feels good man

[Anonymous No.10904768]

>>10903708
if you're over 18 and otherwise function normally, don't get a diagnosis

t. diagnosed autist

[Anonymous No.10904849]

>>10887906
I remove the top bun of the burger, then neatly stack the crispiest ones in jenga like layers (except 5-6 fries wide instead of 3) then put the bun back on. I also try to get every layer to the same amount of fries if possible.

[Anonymous No.10904861]

>>10888212
I do that too

[Anonymous No.10904869]

>>10896400
When I eat a filled croissant, I leave the filling for last, with a thin as possible film of dough supporting it

[Anoɳymous No.10904872]

>>10898273
You're not autistic
Source: I do those same things

[Anonymous No.10905061]

When out
>need to constantly cover my mouth
>wipe face/mouth after every bite even if no food was remaining on my lips
>avoid contact look at a empty area with no pointed gaze
At home
>turn on a lets play i've already seen 50 times

[Anonymous No.10905083]

It's not inherently food related although I sometimes do it while eating too. I sometimes make up scenarios of either imaginary things from say anime or a videogame or whatever to actual face to face encounters I might have later that day. I would have these internal conversations and thing about my actions and keep going until I find a "safe" scenario where I dont get hurt or upset anyone. Sometimes I do it without even realizing it and then self conscious if people somehow heard me because I don't know if I was speaking out loud. Am I a schizo or autistic?

[Anonymous No.10905101]

I also drink things using my thumb, index and middle fingers. For some reason I always stick out my pinky amd ring finger.

[Anonymous No.10905102]

>eat saltines
>load up a mouthful of those dry crackers
>chew until they're a soft blob of mass
>spit out and lay on table for a few minutes
>take new crackers out and take a bit of the chewed up mass and make impromptu mini sandwiches
>relish on somehow I made the "filling" sweet without using sugar

[Anoɳymous No.10905149]

>>10905102
That's fucking disgusting man

[Anonymous No.10905315]

>try to eat with a knife and fork
>get annoyed with it 90% of the time
>Say fuck it and just grab the food and cut what i want then pick it up with my fork

I've done this in classy restaurants around family. Sometimes people stare at me but i don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.10905493]

>>10905102
please stop doing this

[Anonymous No.10905686]

>>10904768
Not that anon, but why would you say getting a diagnosis in that case is not advisable?