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Im meeting my girlfriends parents for the first time and we're going to some fancy restaurant. What foods should I eat to impress them and make them think I'm distinguished?

>> No.10877148

Order a pitcher of ice and chew it all

>> No.10877151

>>10877139
Order chicken fingers, but ask them to put a sheet of gold leaf on top. Also eat them with chopsticks. Bring your own if the restaurant isn't likely to have them.

>> No.10877155

>>10877139
taco shells and mountain dew

>> No.10877156

>>10877139
Eat your poop

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10877176

>>10877139
order a burger faggot

>> No.10877185

>>10877139
Order your gf’s pussy and eat it infront of her parents

>> No.10877187
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10877187

>>10877139
Chicken sashimi

>> No.10877191

>>10877139
Order surf 'n' turf then pour your drink over it while awkwardly remarking "h-hah, surfs up!"

>> No.10877242

It's a trick. The father is making sure you're not some soiboi faggot who will prance around. Demand you go to outback steakhouse instead

>> No.10877270

sweetbreads if they have em.

>> No.10877276

>>10877139
Reese's

>> No.10877461

Be sure to tip with a rip
That'll impress them

>> No.10877469

>>10877191
this is the only good post. yall gotta do better