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itt: food for retards

>> No.10851228
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For me it's Sprouts peanut butter.

>> No.10851229

>>10851220
>jealous subhuman non-American thread

>> No.10851252
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Teddy with flax for me.

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for me its Walden Farms 0 Calorie Peanut Butter.

>> No.10851606

>>10851220
ITT: Threads for retards

>> No.10851679

>>10851220
Mad creme sissy boy

>> No.10851687

Cheese puffs
Doritos

Basically any corn chip snack

>> No.10851695
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For me it's Medie Edie's nut butter. It has dudeweed in it. if you aren't already retarded you soon will be!

>> No.10851696

>>10851229
>eating creamy peanut butter

Jif/Skippy/Peterpan are fine, what's NOT fine is creamy peanut butter. It's pleb af.

>> No.10852855

>>10851696
npbp

>> No.10852932

>>10851220
>>10851220
tru, crunchy master race.

>> No.10852989

>>10851696

miss me with that crunchy faggotry. what lets you know right off the bat that it's shit is that people unironically play these little 'crunchy is for real men' games as if THAT wasn't an insane thing to say and use meme phrases involving 'pleb' and so on and so forth. can't just be like, 'i like crunchy peanut butter', nooooo, if you don't like your fucking legume spread the way THEY like it, we're going to question your manhood and intelligence. fucking cretins.

i like creamy peanut butter.

>> No.10852999

>>10852989
reported for being a creamy nigger. don't even reply.

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>> No.10853059

"People" who eat crunchy peanut butter are subhuman.

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>>10851220
You're saying that buying peanut butter is retarded, right?

Everyone in this thread should just make their own, it costs about $0.15 per oz when you make your own, even with a pricey food processor, you will make your money back 10x over.

This one is a fine start. Don't buy Black n Decker, they break so easily.

https://www.amazon.com/Cuisinart-DLC-8SBCY-Custom-Processor-Brushed/dp/B01AXM4VPY/ref=sr_1_8?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1530663526&sr=1-8&keywords=food+processor

>> No.10853154

>>10851220
All meat

>> No.10853217

>>10851220
Unironically, I was in walmart today and went to the peanut butter aisle to snag some Smuckers organic and it was on the top shelf. There was a line of diabetes fatfuck scooters reaching for the lower and middle shelf Jif, Peter Pan, and Skippy. Coincidence? I think not.

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>> No.10853260

>>10853065
Threre's approximately 4 food processors / blenders that aren't middling garbage on a 110v plug and that isn't one of them.
Rule of thumb: if you open up the link and wattage or horsepower isn't immediately listed in the features, it's shit.
https://www.amazon.com/Cuisinart-FP-14DCN-Elite-Collection-Processor/dp/B00VLX6M5M/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1530666744&sr=8-1&keywords=FP-14DC&th=1

>> No.10853268

>>10851220
I will shit in you.

t. PB masterrace

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>>10853260
"A fine start" doesn't have to cost $230.00 though.

Making peanut butter wont break a mid level processor like the one I recommended.

>> No.10853458

>>10853065
>1:12
>2:30
what fucking ratios are these

>> No.10853465

>>10853217

>disabled people unable to reach top shelf

You might be a disabled too sempai

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>>10853458
I don't think that we are ever going to know what the fuck you are talking about.

>> No.10853584

>>10853447
You'll never make good peanut butter with a cheap model. There are plenty of things you can do with a cheap blender and be ok with the results. Peanut butter is not one of them.

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>>10853056
gross.

>> No.10853601

>>10853458
>timestamps
it's a video, what fucking planet are you from

>> No.10853790

>>10853468
You win best post I've seen this week. Buy yourself something nice.

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>> No.10853876

>>10853818
shut the fuck up these things are amazing.

>> No.10854118

>>10851606
sure showed them

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for me it's Walden near zero peanut spread, low calorie, great peanut taste and almost zero calories, great for cutting.

>> No.10854132

>>10854121
Great for fucking your body up from the inside too!

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>> No.10854246

>>10854144
Disgusting

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>>10851220
mmmm peanut mold

>> No.10855203

>>10851229
>subhuman non-American
but anon this would imply that all humans are subhuman

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I like peanut butter but I like 'go style 'za even more and if that makes me a retard go ahead and call me "retard"

>> No.10855953

>>10855941
Probably more of a plebeian than an actual retard in all honesty.

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>>10851220
The brand, or the food in general? Because PB is definitely a top choice for a discerning businessman-on-the-go like myself.

>> No.10855983

Fucking noodles.

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>> No.10856341

>>10851220
it's GIF!!!!

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>>10851220
>>10853226
>>10853818
>>10856281

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>>10851220

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>>10851220

>> No.10856423

>>10851220
>creamy peanut butter
This is what makes people shoot up schools

>> No.10856444

Yeah, nah. Peanut butter is good shit.

My immune system doesnt want to kill me.

>> No.10858038

>>10853818
>>10856422
FUCK YOU

>> No.10858048

>>10856422
>>10858038

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>> No.10859386

>>10853447
>task requiring full output for extended duration with a medium that keeps changing the amount of resistance
If anything peanut butter is exactly whats going to break it

>> No.10859389

>Eating peanut butter at all

Liuteral manchild aspie subhumans

>> No.10859467

>>10851220
>>10853818
>>10855092
>>10856414
:(

>> No.10859984

>>10851569
>>10851252
>>10851228
What woodwork do these people crawl out of?

>> No.10859989

>>10851220
Offal, liver, heart, kidney, intestine

>> No.10860448

>>10858038
>>10858048
Just admit the Classic Chicken Sandwich™ is way better™ than your cheap-ass, bland and outdated McChicken™.

A nice, juicy piece of crispy™ buttermilk chicken topped off with that deliciously zesty Signature Sauce™ and pickles, all on a soft steamy bun™, it's no surprise the Classic Chicken Sandwich™ is literally the best fast food sandwich™ in existence™. Tastes even better™ with a ice-cold, refreshing Coca-Cola™, available in any size for $1™. (A la carte only, prices and participation may vary. ©2018 McDonald's. Coca-Cola is a registered trademark of the Coca-Cola Company.)

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>> No.10860617

>>10860469
Fuck you.

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>>10860617
t.