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Ordering Chinese food, what to get?

>> No.10842675

Cashew chicken

>> No.10842679

Fried rice, lo mein, sweet and sour chicken, and an egg roll

>> No.10842686
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>>10842675
Thanks anon, that's what I'm getting, what sides should I get with it? I'm getting the combo.

>> No.10842687

>>10842664
Dude, pork roll

>> No.10842690

>>10842664
How did they close the lid on the box on the right?

>> No.10842692

>>10842664
Spare ribs, chicken on a stick.

>> No.10842700

>>10842664
Peking duck. Steamed dumplings.

>> No.10842901

>>10842664
orange chicken and egg rolls
so fucking good

>> No.10842916
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>>10842664
Maggots and worms

>> No.10842921

>>10842664
Vietnamese.

>> No.10843629

>>10842664
Korean

>> No.10843648

>>10842664
Pepper cat.

>> No.10843653

>>10842664
Szechuan chicken and fried rice.

>> No.10843677

for me, it's beef and broccoli and almond cookies

>> No.10843692

>>10842664
General Tso's with pork fried rice, pork egg rolls

>> No.10843701

>>10842690
They don't

It's filled that way to showcase the food for the photoshoot

>> No.10843711

>>10843701
Dude it's a cake.

>> No.10843718
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10843718

What are the all time power rankings of instant noodles? This is the best I’ve tried. Maruchan, Nissin and Nongshim are trash.

>> No.10844560

large with cheese and pepperoni

>> No.10845083

>>10842664
Chicken satay (if the sauce is thick and spicy) otherwise sesame prawn toast
Kung Po Beef
Egg Fried rice

>> No.10845106

>>10843718
taste great but too spicy for meeeeeeeeee

>> No.10845117
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10845117

sweet and sour pork

>> No.10846733

>>10845117
>city but they pronounce it shitty
reminds me of my years in college there are alot of sri lankans that go there and would talk funny. we started saying shitty lanka really fast and they would just think we were saying sri lanka
it was funny

>> No.10846748

chicken wings and pizza

>> No.10846758

>>10842664
I usually only go to szechuan places and default to chung king chicken
there's a place that does a pretty decent 4 chili chicken I get a lot too

most of the non-szechuan places here are really iffy and most of their business is dim sum so if you aren't going for that they serve terrible shit half the time

>> No.10846814
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10846814

This is the menu from my local vegan / vegetarian place. The menu is about 90% vegan.

They use tofu and seitan extensively, it's really good.

>> No.10846867

>>10846814
>it's really good.
No it's not

>> No.10846878

>>10842664
Seargent Tso's chicken
Fried rice
Egg roll

>> No.10846887

Jiaozi

>> No.10847007

>>10842901
>orange chicken
>they put literal orange peels in with the chicken

I hate when they do that, because every time I'm going to take a bite of orange peel by accident and get a mouthful of bitterness. But aside from that the actual chicken's pretty delicious.

>> No.10847011

get a bunch of the pizza rolls

>> No.10847025

>>10847007
>bite of orange peel by accident and get a mouthful of bitterness
How does that even happen? Are you blind?

>> No.10847036

Lemme get a combo C, all steamed rice, all 3 Teriyaki Chicken.
Sauce on top, the rice, and on the side

>> No.10847050

>>10842664
is that really a cake?

>> No.10847711
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>>10846878
>Seargent Tso's chicken

>> No.10847729

>>10842664
Nudole

>> No.10847746
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CRISPY GINGER BEEF

>> No.10847789

Just ordered
2 x A1
C2
E14
N6
M1
J6
Spent over $40 so it comes with a free C6.

Tasty tasty.

>> No.10848403

>>10843701
I'm pretty sure that was a joke sheldoor

>> No.10848413

>>10842690
It's a cake dipshit.

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>>10842664
Spring rolls and crab rangoons.

>> No.10849421

>>10842664
black pepper chicken

>> No.10849459

>>10842664
Sweet and sour pork
Ginger beef
House special chow Mein (BBQ pork, beef, chicken, stump, mushroom, bok choy)
Chicken fried rice
Deep fried prawn
Wonton soup

>> No.10849471
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10849471

Pig ears w/chile sauce.

>> No.10849472
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>>10849471

>> No.10849484

>>10845083
Only get shrimp toast if you know the place, that's easy to fuck up and burn if the cook isn't paying attention you'll get burnt shit.

>> No.10849487

Sesame chicken, that's a good one and really hard to screw up.

>> No.10849488

If the owners are Korean order a “healthy dish”.

>> No.10849502

>>10849488
I got a "healthy dish" for some of those cute Korean slags.

>> No.10849504

>ordered teriyaki chicken at this cheap place
>there is 70% cabbage in the box
i never never been so angry in my life

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10849537

>>10849504
Call in an A-10 airstrike on the rip off bitches.

>> No.10849622

>>10842664
Egg Foo Young

>> No.10850042

>Not getting salt & pepper chicken
the absolute state of this board's taste!
best thing on the FUCKING menu!

>> No.10850056

>>10842664
Steamed rice

>> No.10850067

>>10846748

Let me blow your goddamn mind

>make a pizza
>instead of tomato sauce you use ranch
>when you add the mozz add some bleu cheese crumbles
>deep fry some breaded chicken thighs
>cut into chunks
>toss in franks red hot
>throw them on the goddamn pizza
>add a franks red hot swirl on the pizza to finish it
>bake that big bitch
>you suddenly have the best tasting pizza ever

>> No.10850118

>>10842664
Stand straight the fuck up, do a 360 and leave that joint and go to literally any Indian joint on this planet and enjoy better food.
Thank me later.

>> No.10850149

>>10849504
the chinese food is fucking dreadful where i live. the closest good NY style place is 20 miles up the road, and the good americanized pan-asian and korean resturants are 40 miles away. in the other direction.

>>10850118
indian places in the usa suck. they exist for people who need to shit very badly, but nothing medical science has discovered can help them. so they go to natural homopedic methods. indian food. one plate and you can shit through a screendoor standing up from 3 states away.

>> No.10850159

>>10842664
A;; o} the a6ove

>> No.10850170
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>>10842664
A spice bag.

>> No.10850184

>>10850067
you type like a woman

>> No.10850446

>>10842664
Tangerine chicken
Pork fried rice
Extra egg roll

>> No.10850464

>>10842916
damn, I bet nobody else will get this reference

>> No.10850475
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10850475

This one is always a must when eating chinese food.

>> No.10850477

I actually had the first experience of getting a maggot in my broccoli from some Chinese joint by my job. Feels shitty man.

>> No.10851034

Dan dan noodles.
Fried soft shelled crab.
Cumin Lamb
Dim Sum if lunch time

>> No.10851044

>>10842664
>ctrl+f
>no peanut butter chicken
It's like you guys don't even like the BEST """chinese""" fried chicken in sugar sauce on offer.
(I know not all places offer it but they should)

>> No.10851058

>>10850118
No fucking thanks, indian food is not only vile but disgusting looking. Easting poo isn't appealing to me.

>> No.10851223

>>10842664
Nice big quart of Hot and Sour soup.

>> No.10851485

>>10847789
Dafuq

>> No.10851658

>>10842664
Beef and Broccoli
Quart of pork fried rice
3 pork egg rolls
Chinese donuts

>> No.10851669

>>10850067
I hope an Italian man reads this heresy and murders you in your sleep tonight.

>> No.10851676

>>10842916
>>10850464
I bet not all of us are young.
I watch the shit out of that movie and have the sound track on cassette.

>> No.10851697

>>10851669
Mi sto allacciando le scarpe.

>> No.10851712

Fine Dog Tongue
Premium Cat Anus
Fish Shit Surprise

>> No.10851983

>>10850475
Is this any different from boneless spare ribs cause the places around me don't barbacue pork specifically

>> No.10852040

why does lo mein have to exist. shits gonna be the death of me.

>> No.10852074

>>10842664
Why are Chinese places seemingly the only ones that use those boxes? You remove the red artwork and it could work for spaghetti or some other Italian pastas, but I never see them in Italian restaurants.

>> No.10852080

>>10851712
Alright, that's enough

>> No.10852173

>>10843718
yakisoba > ALL

>> No.10852329

>>10851044
It's called satay chicken you oaf

>> No.10852333

>>10852329
Why would anyone order Thai food from a Chinese place?

>> No.10852338

>>10852333
Because it's better

>> No.10852340

>>10852338
Than what?

>> No.10852345

>>10852340
Than ordering 'peanut chicken' like a pleb

>> No.10852372

>>10852345
No, I mean, If I want satay/sateh then why would I go to a Chinese place instead of a Thai one?

>> No.10852377

>>10852372
Because 99% of Chinese places list it as 'Satay Chicken' you dotard

>> No.10852405

>>10852377
Sounds like the answer is to walk out the door and go to a Thai place then.

>> No.10852410

>>10852405
You utter pillock

>> No.10852429

>>10852410
What other solution do you propose? Hell, half the Thai places can't get sateh right, so I doubt the chinks are going to do it any better. If you're stuck in a Chinese restaurant you might as well order something Chinese.

You're one of those twats that orders the steak at a seafood joint, aren't you? Fuckin Mancunians, I swear. Dumber than a box of hammers, they are.

>> No.10852431

>>10852429
Nice >Implying

>> No.10852554

>>10842664
Fried dog

>> No.10852740

>>10846814
It’s shit and you know it is.

>> No.10852759

>>10850067
>look how American I am!

>> No.10852767

>>10850464
I did.

>> No.10852797

>>10852329
>>10852333
>>10852338
>>10852340
>>10852345
>>10852372
>>10852377
>>10852405
>>10852410
>>10852429
Samefag

>> No.10852813

>>10842664
>chicken and broccoli
>qt of white rice
>teriyaki chicken
>pork egg roll

>> No.10852835

>>10842664
>Ordering Chinese food, what to get?
Make your own. It's surprisingly simple. Broccoli Beef, Fried Rice, Garlic Chicken... going to try making Egg Fu Yung next.

>> No.10854064

>>10850149
>homopedic
Same-footed medicine?

>> No.10854066

>>10852074
It's part of the image. Same reason they use those stupid typefaces

>> No.10854073

>>10852372
Why wouldn't you go to an Indonesian or Malaysian place?

>> No.10854128

>order kung pao chicken
>loaded with carrots,celery, peanuts
>hardly any chicken, green onions or chiles
It depends on the restaurant but it's almost always cheap crap.

>> No.10854250

>>10842916
this.

>> No.10854631

>>10850184
/ck/ is 80% women

>> No.10854910

>>10850477
I once had a half cockroach in my egg roll, gues the other half was already in my stomach.

>> No.10854935

>>10845106
Those are not even that spicy.

>> No.10855612

>>10842916
Ah the ole' bisgetti trick

>> No.10855626

>>10842664
doggu