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Hello, welcome to waffle house, what would you like to order?

>> No.10841672

directions out of this shitty neighborhood please

>> No.10841674

>>10841669
A small order of hashbrowns, scattered, capped, smothered, covered, and country.
A side of grits with butter. A side of bacon.
One pecan waffle.
>eat 1/2 of everything and leave
I wish they had better breakfast combo plates.

>> No.10841680

>>10841672
I've never been to waffle house because the only one around here is in a shitty neighborhood and the place just looks dirty as fuck

>> No.10841681

just a wabble

>> No.10841794

Hashbrown bowl.

Make it country.

Also a vanilla Pibb.

>> No.10842827

>>10841669
Went earlier today, got an allstar double hashbrown smothered and covered

>> No.10842841

I'll have a half pound cheeseburger for $2, and 2 pecan waffles please

>> No.10842848

Smothered, covered, chopped, and diced. Couple over easy eggs on top.

>> No.10842878

all-star special. hash browns. eggs over easy. biscuit instead of toast. sausage. regular waffle. oh, and a coffee.

>> No.10842894

cum

>> No.10843167

>>10841669
biscuts and gravy coffee and some eggs with sausage

>> No.10843182

Directions to the Pancake Palace

>> No.10843186

>>10841669
steak and eggs

>> No.10843222

>>10841669
a kiss and theni will takr youn home and eat your vagina

>> No.10843229

>>10841672
>>10841680
pretentious limp wristed girly faggots

>> No.10843429

>>10841669
Double cheese burger with waffles as buns, please.

>> No.10843440

>>10841669
A beehive tool to loosen my hands and arms from the sticky tabletops and menus, please. After you provide that, recommend to me the best seating to avoid stray bullets for the obligatory 3AM fetanyl/meth/crack addled whitetrash or nog fight.

>> No.10843473

>>10843222
Digits have spoken.

>> No.10843513

>>10841669
Waffle, well done
Hasbrowns scattered, smothered, covered, diced, peppered
Bacon
Coffee

>> No.10843518

>>10841669
Pizza

>> No.10843523

>>10841669
Uh... a waffle?

>> No.10843537

>>10841681
How the fuck did I figure out this was an IHOB joke? I need sleep.

>> No.10843553

>>10841669
All Star
Bacon
Sunny side up
Hashbrowns all but salsa and chili.
Orange juice

The best part of waffle house is watching the crazy people.

>> No.10843766

>>10841669

My money back.

>Food taste like dog vomit.
>Employees are trashy as fuck.
>Always within proximity of a ghetto or a roach motel.
>Interior, even the newly built ones are always looks like it's stuck in the 70's.

>> No.10844238

>>10841669
black coffee, a triple order of hashbrowns scattered and country, and a side of sausage

>> No.10844254

>>10841669
All Star with
Over easy eggs
Sausage
Wheat toast
Plain waffle
Hashbrowns: covered, peppered, capped, chunked
Black Coffee
Water
And a piece of chocolate pie to finish off

>> No.10844259

>>10843766
Tastelet cringe
I always assume people who hate waffle house are too poor to have ever gone there

>> No.10844262

Can I get a bag of meth to go please

>> No.10844269

literally every single waffle house has a story attached to it about someone who was brutally murdered while eating there

>> No.10844270

>>10841669
I'll take all the money in the register please

>> No.10844781

>>10844259
Anyone too poor for Waffle House does not have internet.

>> No.10844805

>>10844270
Don't spend that whole $18.36 in one place, anon

>> No.10844811

All Star Special, eggs over easy, hashbrowns scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, and diced, city ham, white toast, pecan waffle, and a tall glass of Minute Maid® Orange Juice.

>> No.10845713

>>10844259

>Tastelet

>Defending a company that always seems to be built near a ghetto.
>Ghetto people always gravitate to it.
>Free coffee so that even homeless people are eligible to be customers and probably drank from the same mug you're drinking from.

Nigger detected

>> No.10845745

>>10841669
>ummm, I’ll have some bacon and hash browns
>by the way, did you guys know there’s some guy dealing crack in the men’s room

>> No.10845764

>Almost all these orders posted include variations of specialized hashbrowns and pecan waffles

It's almost like this is definitively what you should get if and when you go. Only ever got sick at a Denny's, Waffle House has a sticky, low class environment but is quintessential greasy spoon dining.

>> No.10845770

I just want some chocolate chip waffles and coffee, black

>> No.10846456

2 chocolate chip waffles, 2 sausage patties, and a cup of orange jews plz

>> No.10846495

>>10845713
>Complaining about how they're always built by a ghetto
Unless you're not in the south, they are fucking everywhere, it isn't that hard to find a good one. Also why the fuck are you going to the ones beside the ghetto, just go to one in a city or by the highway

>> No.10847492

>>10843766
>>Food taste like dog vomit.
Wrong.
>>Employees are trashy as fuck.
>>Always within proximity of a ghetto or a roach motel.
>>Interior, even the newly built ones are always looks like it's stuck in the 70's.
These are all true, but that's part of the appeal. It's the quintessential American greasy spoon. There's nothing like striking up a conversation with the redneck to your left and the gangbanger to your right as you destroy some hashbrowns at 3am while completely shitfaced.

>> No.10847538

What is all this fucking talk about hashbrowns? What is this fucking lingo?

>> No.10848431

Ham and cheese omelette with smotherd covered hasbrowns side of bacon with coffee please

>> No.10848649
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10848649

>>10847538
Those are terms from the menu

>> No.10848714

>>10848649
All star special with the pecan waffle and a large hashbrown smothered covered and topped is my favorite way to get heartburn at 2 am.

>> No.10848731 [DELETED] 

>>10847538
Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Sandwich with large hash browns covered and a waffle. (Am I the only one who goes in the morning/afternoon?)

>> No.10848753

>>10841669
Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Sandwich, coke, large hash browns covered, and a waffle. (Am I the only one who goes during the day?)

>> No.10848799

Bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich, double order of hashbrowns covered, and a side of grits. Coffee with cream and a water to drink.

>> No.10850497

>>10841669
Actually I'd like to be served by CM Punk.

>> No.10850930

>>10845745
They know. It's alright since he pays rent for the stall space.

>> No.10851720

>>10841669
Cheese steak melt plz.

>> No.10851753

>>10841669
>what would you like to order?
Fuck off and get me a native English speaker.

>> No.10851811

>>10841669
Directions to the trailer you live at and the time you get off so I can give you another kid you cant afford

>> No.10851814

>>10841669
Body armor.

>> No.10851828

>>10841669
I'd eat her waffles if ya know what i mean?

>> No.10851835

>>10851828
Same here. Waffles sound pretty good right now. Haven't had them in awhile.

>> No.10852508

>>10841669
Cheese n' Eggs breakfast.

>> No.10854113

Porkchops and eggs, hash browns capped and covered, and coffee with cream plox

>> No.10854150

your number, ;)

>> No.10854287

>>10841794
>soda with waffles
wanna know how i know youre overweight?

>> No.10854306

>>10842848
I'd like some hash browns dipped, diced, chipped, chopped, speckled, heckled, bespectacled, heretical, antithetical, ecumenical, blipped, blepped, blitzed, blech. with some ketchup on the side