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ITT: Zero calorie foods

>> No.10841325
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>> No.10841340

>>10841314
it's beyond me how hipster faggots eat this shit raw
it tastes absolutely vile

>> No.10841344

>>10841314
ice cubes

>> No.10841376

>>10841325
How though? Has anyone tried it?

>> No.10841385

>>10841376
it's a shop - doesn't really exist

>> No.10841387

>>10841325
>ingredients
>vegetable fiber
>fiber 0g 0%
uh what
>*contains trace calories
???

>> No.10841399

>>10841340
its ok with hummus

>> No.10841444

>>10841387
The vegetable fibers in it are not going to act like fiber, and it has so few calories that they won't register in a single serving. Like, an eighth of a calorie or something.

>> No.10841448

>>10841344
this desu senpai

>> No.10841468

>>10841325
not enough cholest.
DROPPED!

>> No.10841476

>>10841325
>literally salt
Lol?

>> No.10841477

>>10841448
this familam (the whole ding dong day.)

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>>10841468

>> No.10841490

if you drink your own semen, technically it's zero calorie yeah?

>> No.10841550

>>10841490
Negative since you are required to do some work in order to extract the substance.

>> No.10841581

>>10841550

Can it be called work if you're having fun?

>> No.10841601

>>10841581
In the physics sense of "Work", absolutely.

>>10841550
It would be negative even if you didn't expend energy masturbating. No process is 100% efficient, your body requires more than X calories to be consumed in order to create X calories worth of semen. And that's talking calories in a Chemistry sense. Once we factor in the inefficiences of human digestion then the caloric losses are even higher.

>> No.10841624

>>10841601
Yeah, I thought of that too, you put it well explained. Good job.

>> No.10841689

>>10841314
>zero calorie
>food

>> No.10841985

>>10841479
>that cholesterol value
Very Nice

>> No.10841997

>>10841340
Great with almond butter.
>>10841479
These don't exist anymore.

>> No.10842071

>>10841985
nothing wrong with dietary cholesterol

>> No.10842448

>>10841376
wood pulp suspended in xanthan gum