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Name a better deal

>> No.10839898

>20oz soda
>with refill
>easily over 100 grams of sugar

God damn

>> No.10839904

>>10839888
Does the PLUS imply it's more than ¼ pound?

>> No.10839905

>>10839904
No that's just the name, retard.

>> No.10839909

>>10839898
I know right? it's a great deal
>>10839904
it might mean PLUS a negative number.

>> No.10839918

>>10839904
Its a clever naming scheme to trick you into thinking it is actually food. Its not a "¼ pound all beef hot dog or maybe more" It is "¼ pound of whatever PLUS all beef"

I shudder to think what unholy concoction the Costco people pass off as food.

>> No.10839927

>>10839888
I can't. I simply can't.

>> No.10839963

>>10839888
>imagine being this poor

>> No.10839994

a Junior Chicken (McChicken in america) with a dab of 'vark.

>> No.10840042
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10840042

Costco Kimchi = Free

>> No.10840129

any one remember going there with your grandpa or uncle just for this deal

>> No.10840132

>>10839888
You should never think about food as a "deal". It just screams poverty.

>> No.10840135

>>10839888
Now factor in the hell of getting there and finding parking and standing through the lines and fighting mexican children for the condiments

Hmm. Maybe not eh?

>> No.10840169

>>10840042
damn

>> No.10840223

>>10840132
says the poor person who wastes his money on expensive food so people don't judge him

>> No.10840285

>>10840132
Not budgeting is one of the primary defining characteristics of poor people

>> No.10840291

>>10839888
>tfw polish dogs tasted better but they're gone

>> No.10840300
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10840300

>tfw no costco membership yet

>> No.10840321

Its just a coincidence that I get bad diarrhea almost every time I eat one of those right?

>> No.10840446

>>10840321
why is shit the only thing this board can think about

>> No.10840470

>>10840446
Beause it is the final form of all food and since the final form is the most powerful and important that means that shit is literally better than food.

>> No.10842406

>>10840321
I unironically projectile vomited whenever I've had Costco hotdogs

>> No.10842414

>>10839888
Look at that smug little hot dog sitting snarkily in between those onions and relish. Sitting there knowing, KNOWING it's not just ANY hot dog. It's a Kirkland Signature brand sausage. 1/4 pound all beef or polish hot dog for a buck fifty? Of course it knows it's the best deal around. It sees you there looking over the menu as if you had any other choice in the matter. Even without the 20 oz. soda (with refill) it knows it's still just plain irresistible.

>> No.10842431

>>10840470
Holy fuck you madman GET HIM OUTA HERE!!!

>> No.10842489
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>>10840300
You don't need a membership for the food court, just walk in through the exit and the court should be somewhere near the checkouts.

>> No.10842516

>>10839898
People usually put ice in their cups, but the one near me offers just plain soda water which is what I get. It's pretty refreshing and actually makes it kind of hard to drink plain water after because the carbonation is nice.

>> No.10842522

>>10839904
I assume it's PLUS a beverage

>> No.10842526

>>10842489
Apparently that varies by state or something, but people get stopped for trying to go to the food court without a membership sometimes

>> No.10842529

>>10842526
Fair enough.

>> No.10842533

>>10840042
koreans were a mistake

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>>10840300
fuck out of here normie

I can't go to costco without a panic attack, I'm sure at this point its been two years cine I've step foot in a costco

>> No.10842688

>>10842681
>normie
>frogposting

Reddit pls go and stay go.

>> No.10842696

>>10842681
Why would you have a panic attack at a Costco?

>> No.10843108

>>10842406
When do you ironically projectile vomit?

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>>10839888
>blocks your path with superior macros

>> No.10843321

not getting colon cancer

>> No.10843325

you can buy an entire package of hot dogs and buns for maybe $3.50.

>> No.10843418

>>10842696
Because there are people there

>> No.10843879

>>10839918
They also sell the dogs in the fridge section, they are 100% beef.

>> No.10844397

>>10839888
That actually looks really fucking good.

>> No.10844423

their giant pizzas are pretty great deals

>> No.10844434
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>>10843325
>doing it yourself is cheaper
Any other astounding revelations, genius?

>> No.10844443

>>10842489
The one I go to is outside, so it doesn't matter

>> No.10844487

>>10840300
tell the person at the door you need to use the pharmacy, they just wave you through. then go to the food place

>> No.10844508

>>10842526
The pharmacy is free for everyone, just say you're there for that and by the time you order your food no one will care. Costco is busy as fuck literally all the time and the workers are too stressed to actually give a shit

>> No.10844513

>>10843325
Quality hot dogs? Decent buns? Various toppings?

You could probably end up breaking even, if you look hard and buy on sale. At which point my time is still worth more than it would cost to make that.

If I'm going to cook, it's for pleasure, and won't be hot dogs (bbq's excluded, and then it's not solely hot dogs)

>> No.10844534

>>10839888
100 bucks + 1.50 bucks for a hot dog and a soda
Not a very good deal for me...

>> No.10844562
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10844562

*blocks your path*

>> No.10844568

>>10844534
Obviously it's not worth it to get a membership just to buy hot dogs from the food court, but if you do a decent amount of shopping there you can make up the membership cost pretty quickly

>> No.10844615
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10844615

this one
>tfw you get change back from a 5 for a full meal

>> No.10844628

>>10844615
>That
>A full meal

hokay bud

>> No.10844633

>>10844615
Based and delish

>> No.10844641
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>>10844628
>two slices of pizza
>a bigass hot dog
>a churro maybe?
>soda
That isn't a full meal? How fat are you?

>> No.10844644

>>10844628
>>10844641
He big nig

>> No.10844674

>>10844641
I don't drink soda but i'm around 12% bf right now. 5'9" 150lb

>> No.10844735

>>10844628
you fat fucking piece of shit

>> No.10844838

>>10840042
Please stop posting this stupid fucker

>> No.10844845

>>10844615
That's like an entire day's worth of meals. Still delicious though

>> No.10844849

>>10844845
Also
>inb4 undereating
It's like 1600 calories not including the soda

>> No.10845330

>>10839918
Nice guess but its a beef dog

>> No.10845399

>>10839888

What's a "Polish"?

>> No.10845400
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>>10842489
Theres a fucking cart check, like you go through the goddamn checkout, put everything on the conveyor, it all gets scanned, you pay for it all, and then then theres a fat fuck in uniform near the exit saying he has to re-check your stuff to make sure you still haven't niggered something out somehow.

>> No.10845402

>>10845399
Polish sausage

>> No.10845419

>>10845402
thx.

>> No.10845743
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>>10845400
Yes. He gives it a quick glance and waves you on.

It's understandable that they'd want solid loss prevention considering both the relatively low profit margins of their business model and the absolute chaos that is their checkout.

>> No.10845777

>>10844674
I'm 5'9 150lb and about 16%bf. Are you muscular?

>> No.10845795

>>10845400
>and then then theres a fat fuck in uniform near the exit saying he has to re-check your stuff to make sure you still haven't niggered something out somehow.

A cart check you agreed to when you signed up for membership at Costco.

>> No.10845822

>>10845400
Nervous bitch. He doesnt count good court items and even if he did all he would need to see your receipt. Also the fat, old, or disabled guy runs the door because he can't do anything else

>> No.10845827

>>10845743
The door auditor saves much mofe money for the company than he's paid. Its a liability not to have one

>> No.10845829

>>10843325
Costco literally loses money on their food court stuff because the concept is what is called a loss leader. They use the food court to attract fat fucks to buy their merch, which nets them money to make up for the loss of the food court.

>> No.10845834

>>10839994
fuck off vark shill

>> No.10845839

>>10840132
wtf i hate saving money now

>> No.10845845

>>10843418
there are people everywhere
are you just in a state of freaking out 24/7
why are you more chickenshit than the average little girl

>> No.10845908
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10845908

>>10839888
Bill Cosby's roofies in the martini trick.
Swish!

>> No.10845937

>>10845399
That's when the Germans get really jealous that "polacks" broke their codes and were better pilots during WW II.

>> No.10845952

>>10845400
Sam’s club employee here. The door guy is really only looking for big ticket items usually stuff over $50. He isnt checking every thing in your basket/on your reciept unless you are oy walking out with like 4 or less items

>> No.10845970

>>10839888
The sugar-cost ratio is pretty good.

>> No.10845976

>>10845970
Your mum got a proper ratio of cum last Saturday night.

>> No.10845980

>>10844641
>That isn't a full meal?
Not as:fully nutritious. i.e. not much vitamins and minerals (except a lot of salt)

>> No.10845984

>>10845980
A nutritious meal of cum, I'm sure that you're right into it.

>> No.10845987

>>10845952
Sam's Club is a fucking joke, just look at your rotisserie chicken. Not only does your store look like a mess, but you've got no ethos, you're just a bunch of annoyed workers with no leadership. What an awful store.

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>>10845980

>> No.10845997
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>> No.10845999

not being poor and demeaning yourself?

>> No.10846012

>>10845999
Niggers are gonna nig, they can't help themselves.

>> No.10846028

>>10845987
Can confirm. Fucking everyone that works here including the managers regularly shits on Home Office for their absolutely fucking retarded decision and policy making that seems like its actively trying to ruin the company.

>> No.10846178

>>10839888
Polishfag here. I don't know what they call Polish hot-dogs there, but authentic Polish hot-dog is not a deal unless you're starving and unable to procure anything else. It's literally offals and waste meat processed with a lot of chemistry (actual meat content is like 30%!).

Also, 6 PLN per kg, 50g per sausage, that's 0.30PLN per sausage, or about 8 cents. It's literally trashiest of trash foods.

>> No.10846193

>>10846178
>It's literally offals and waste meat processed

That's what a hot-dog is.

>> No.10846322

>>10845829
Yeah, IKEA does this too, what else is new?
At least IKEA Food actually turns a miniscule profit margin however slim.

>> No.10846346

>>10846178
Polish hot dogs in USA are just basically thicker hot dogs, still made with the same meat and everything.

>> No.10846378

>>10846322
What do you mean 'at least'? Are you bothered if a store doesnt make profit on an item?