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10833436 No.10833436 [Reply] [Original]

I needs it bruhs. ;_;

>> No.10833444

>>10833436
OP needs a lotta dick amirite?

>> No.10833539

>>10833436
that baby must be worth billions on the street

>> No.10833558

>>10833436
where can i get this

>> No.10833564

I was close to biting the bullet and buying it since it's so much more cost effective than shelling out $17 for the normal sized bottles

>> No.10833975
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>>10833539
I fill up ziploc bags with it and sell them for $20 a gram at IPA tasting venues in Portland because they always run out of it before they run out of beer.

>> No.10833998

>>10833436
will someone fill me in on this new /ck/ meme

>> No.10834001

>>10833998
It's a hot sauce, not a meme.

>> No.10834006

>>10833975
Is there a vark food truck?

>> No.10834010

>>10833975
bro I could have used you last weekend, I fucking paid $35 a gram for the drunken garlic 'vark!

you know that shit was so worth it though.

>> No.10834012

>>10834001
yeah, but suddenly there's 'vark threads and /deenz/ threads all over the place

>> No.10834016

Why the fuck are there constant Aardvark threads these days

>> No.10834028
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>>10833998
Gimme gimme varky cummies
Be they spicy or very nummies.
Spend my hard-earned good-hubby points,
on hipster Portland hot sauce joints.
Wifey's bull lifts me to the car,
To find me varkies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty varky treats,
in comfy Prius heated seats.
Drunk Jerk, Black Bean, Mayo, Hab,
But of my varkies none I have.

She always makes me prep our bull,
But prepping doesn't make me full.
Varkies are the only food,
That puts me in the fapping mood.
I'll dream and doubt but make no fuss,
I'll wish, I'll want, but I won't cuss!
Varkies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by burning, hungry fire.
Wifey cums and wails real hard,
But Tyrone's cum isn't 'vark nor Aard'.

My good-hubby points were fairly earned,
To buy the varkies that I've yearned.
But there's no varkies on my plate!
Did wifey think that I'd just ate?
"VARKIES, VARKIES I NEED THEM NOW,
IT IS VARKIES I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!"
I cry while looking into her eyes,
While Tyrone hits me to no surprise.
For he who is un-varked is he who understands:
Never forget to shine his new Air Jordans

>> No.10834031

>>10834016
It's just that damn good.
>>10834010
$35/g for Drunken Garlic Black Bean sauce isn't that bad. I paid $50/g for the new Serrabenero sauce last night because I can't order it from the website. My wife's bull banned me from buying it because he said I should be giving him more of my paycheck for not beating me up. He might actually kill me if he finds out, but I can't help it. I'm addicted to the 'vark.

>> No.10834081

>>10834006
There was, but the owner used it to give his wife's bull a ride and when his bull and him walked outside of his bull's trap house it was jacked up on concrete blocks and all the wheels, the stereo, the engine, the brakes, the battery, and all of the 'vark sauce was gone and it was covered with graffiti.

>> No.10834099

>>10834012
Deenz and vark are not new in any sense of the fashion. Both are a staple in any ck chefs cupboard


Vark had gotten more popular from before as the Secret Aardvark company expanded their line of sauced beyond their signature Habanero sauce. Now it is easy than ever to get a signature Secret Aardvark sauce that fits your personal taste buds needs

>> No.10834111

>>10834099
Dubs of truth.
I've been using Secret Aardvark Habanero sauce since it had the original label that Scott drew himself.
The on with the SS bolts in the logo and Varky the Aardvark was wearing a SS uniform and a gas mask.

>> No.10834156

>>10834016
>Why the fuck are there constant McDonald's threads these days
>Why the fuck are there constant youtuber eceleb threads these days
>Why the fuck are there constant burger threads these days
>Why the fuck are there constant vegan threads these days

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>>10834028
My fucking sides holy shit

>> No.10834691

>>10833564
I buy mine by the barrel directly from Secret Aardvark Trading Company since it's a better deal in the long run.

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>>10834028
10/10