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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Wed Jun 27 10:52:06 2018 No.10822224 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /ck/, where my bros at?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 10:52:53 2018 No.10822225 >>10822224 Right here, nigga.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 10:53:56 2018 No.10822228 >>10822224 *bro’s It’s an abbreviation so you need an apostrophe in there, Jamal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 10:54:49 2018 No.10822231 >>10822228 you just made it possessive, bro

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 10:54:59 2018 No.10822232 I bet your trash product isn't even 0 calories.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 11:39:08 2018 No.10822358 File: 18 KB, 308x403, aardvark_retard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10822224 Here's one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 12:37:05 2018 No.10822555 File: 100 KB, 600x600, Sage and report vark threads.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 12:38:52 2018 No.10822558 >>10822555 You should follow your own advice. Trips confirm you're a retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 12:59:22 2018 No.10822639 >>10822224 what is it about this sauce that triggers this board so much?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 13:20:55 2018 No.10822733 >>10822639 The only ones that get triggered are niggers and poorfags that can't afford the best hot sauce.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 13:39:41 2018 No.10822807 I think Varky the Aardvark is the best food mascot of the 21st Century thus far. >>10822733 Dubs of truth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:50:24 2018 No.10823135 File: 537 KB, 537x486, dave.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10822224 R34 when?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 14:52:06 2018 No.10823137 >>10822639 >triggers kek. are you American?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 18:36:52 2018 No.10824040 >>10823137 How did you know?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 19:51:07 2018 No.10824417 >>10822639 It's popular. Cu/ck/s are notorious contrarians.

>>	rob@secretaardvark.com Wed Jun 27 20:00:50 2018 No.10824468 >>10822224 Thanks for supporting the 'vark family! Each bottle of 'vark comes with 1 tbsp of my own personal semen in it. It's why bottles are in limited supply and so expensive. Cheers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 20:03:48 2018 No.10824479 File: 51 KB, 832x650, 52d880393813aae53991ced49b55188a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10824468 that explains the delicious creamy texture

Anonymous Wed Jun 27 21:12:37 2018 No.10824796
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>>10824468
Gimme gimme varky cummies
Be they spicy or very nummies.
Spend my hard-earned good-hubby points,
on hipster Portland hot sauce joints.
Wifey's bull lifts me to the car,
To find me varkies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty varky treats,
in comfy Prius heated seats.
Drunk Jerk, Black Bean, Mayo, Hab,
But of my varkies none I have.

She always makes me prep our bull,
But prepping doesn't make me full.
Varkies are the only food,
That puts me in the fapping mood.
I'll dream and doubt but make no fuss,
I'll wish, I'll want, but I won't cuss!
Varkies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by burning, hungry fire.
Wifey cums and wails real hard,
But Tyrone's cum isn't 'vark nor Aard'.

My good-hubby points were fairly earned,
To buy the varkies that I've yearned.
But there's no varkies on my plate!
Did wifey think that I'd just ate?
"VARKIES, VARKIES I NEED THEM NOW,
IT IS VARKIES I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!"
I cry while looking into her eyes,
While Tyrone hits me to no surprise.
For he who is un-varked is he who understands:
Never forget to shine his new Air Jordans

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 21:17:54 2018 No.10824812 >>10824796 I read the whole thing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 21:28:35 2018 No.10824856 File: 71 KB, 900x900, 1529878381489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10824796

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 21:32:44 2018 No.10824871 >>10824796 Somehow this makes it all worth it, I'm somehow at peace.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 21:39:43 2018 No.10824917 File: 383 KB, 1600x1167, depositphotos_130716976-stock-photo-horrified-woman-with-an-apple.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10824796

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 21:41:16 2018 No.10824923 File: 8 KB, 184x184, 1447815120895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10824796 oh yeah?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 21:43:27 2018 No.10824934 File: 27 KB, 436x467, 1526246037196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10824796 Who is this wordsmith in our midsts?

Anonymous Wed Jun 27 21:50:41 2018 No.10824962
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>>10824796
the feel of those whips and chains, and the excruciating psychological pain I enjoy watching Jarome bang my wife Stacy is second only to the fiery agony and inferno pleasure I experience when I consume that 'vark. We 'varkers are a rare breed, true hardcore masochist thrill seekers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 21:57:33 2018 No.10824988 >>10822224 >Shit you'll never buy because of spamming

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 22:02:23 2018 No.10825009 >>10824962 >pic >filename This is art.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 22:11:04 2018 No.10825035 >>10824988 It's not spamming, but thanks for bumping the thread, sweetpea.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 23:09:45 2018 No.10825252 File: 264 KB, 552x585, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10824796

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 23:25:31 2018 No.10825313 >>10822224 I like to listen to Casiopea while eating my ‘vark sauce on vegan tendies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 27 23:32:08 2018 No.10825349 >>10822639 People keep spamming shitty fucking threads about it. It's also associated with hipsters or some shit? I unno.

Anonymous Wed Jun 27 23:33:52 2018 No.10825365

>>10825313
Patrician taste.
I find Casiopea to pair well with Secret Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce, Secret Aardvark Spicy Mayo and Secret Aardvark Serrabenero Hot Sauce whilst Boredoms pairs better with Secret Aardvark Drunken Jerk Sauce and Secret Aardvark Drunken Garlic Black Bean Sauce.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 00:20:16 2018 No.10825577 >>10822225 'VARKERS RISE UP

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 00:24:08 2018 No.10825591 >>10822224 Whats with the ant eater snorting ketchup?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 00:30:16 2018 No.10825625 >>10822231 I'll make you possessive... unzips dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 00:32:53 2018 No.10825636 File: 490 KB, 449x401, 39C11C09-ACF6-4D0F-8CB9-CCFBFC09B53D.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10825625 It’s so small

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 00:36:57 2018 No.10825653 I want to hear someone rap this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 00:48:26 2018 No.10825703 >>10825591 It's a symbol of love and unity

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 00:56:28 2018 No.10825750 >>10825703 >It's a symbol of love and unity The founder of Secret Aardvark was a white supremacist and neo-Nazi. The original design of the bottle had a label with Nazi runes and a black sun.

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Anonymous Thu Jun 28 01:17:52 2018 No.10825815

>>10825750
Actually the original Secret Aardvark logo featured an Aardvark in a gas mask and a SS uniform with lighting bolts in the background. You're thinking of 2nd gen 'vark sauce.

Scott was proud to be NatSoc, he had a whole room dedicated to Nazi paraphernalia and memorabilia in his house. He even had the propeller of a Nazi biplane.

>>	rob@secretaardvark.cok Thu Jun 28 03:38:57 2018 No.10826181 >>10825815 This is false.

>>	rob@secretaardvark.com Thu Jun 28 03:40:36 2018 No.10826186 >>10825815 This is false.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 04:16:12 2018 No.10826253 >>10822224 You fuckers bamboozled me. This shit isn't anything great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 04:31:30 2018 No.10826286 >>10824040 OBSESSion

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 04:34:53 2018 No.10826291 File: 55 KB, 378x566, 1430772654379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10826253 >he actually fell for it

>>	rob@secretaardvark.com Thu Jun 28 07:49:00 2018 No.10826673 >>10826186 Stop impersonating me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 08:02:21 2018 No.10826690 >>10826673 Piss off Rob

>>	rob@secretaardvark.com Thu Jun 28 11:39:21 2018 No.10827347 >>10826673 No, YOU stop impersonating ME

>>	rob@secretaardvark.com Thu Jun 28 12:45:11 2018 No.10827617 >>10827347 >>10826673 hehe i can type in the name field too hehe

>>	rob@secretaardvark.com Thu Jun 28 14:47:14 2018 No.10828055 >>10827617 >hehe i can type in the name field too hehe clever girl

>>	rob@secretaardvark.com !!Dc1ESq0BPAF Thu Jun 28 15:02:47 2018 No.10828128 >>10827347 >>10827617 >>10828055 This is getting out of hand. One of my coworkers showed me how to make a tripcode so for future reference I am the real Rob.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 17:28:46 2018 No.10828634 File: 49 KB, 417x639, realrob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10828128 Wait a minute... It couldn't be...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 21:16:02 2018 No.10829684 >>10828634 Rob wishes he were Rob.

>>	Rob@SecretAardvark.com Thu Jun 28 21:32:40 2018 No.10829768 >>10828634 >This summer Rob Schneider is Secret Aardvark

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 23:50:08 2018 No.10830367 File: 49 KB, 900x1122, DickDogAnticipation.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10825789

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 28 23:52:48 2018 No.10830382 >>10829768 Who will play you in the inevitable Secret Aardvark Trading Company biopic, Rob?

>>	rob@secretaardvark.com Fri Jun 29 00:38:46 2018 No.10830540 >>10830382 Andy Dick of course

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 00:41:17 2018 No.10830548 >>10830540 Top kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 11:53:16 2018 No.10832046 File: 50 KB, 434x345, 1529027951304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10824796

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 16:39:11 2018 No.10833149 File: 71 KB, 1279x720, 1517825721604.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10824796

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 18:26:48 2018 No.10833610 >>10822224 Where can I buy this in Tampa Florida

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 29 19:04:42 2018 No.10833721 >>10833610 Consider logging into the World Wide Web and searching for such "electronic stores" where you buy products and have it delivered straight to your door!

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