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And food gore accessories

>> No.10811211
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There is fish somewhere underneath

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Yum

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Sleep tight porky

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and birb

>> No.10811279
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Pasta pizza

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>>10811279

>tfw I would devour that right now

Lock me the fuck up lads

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>> No.10811361

>>10811332
>Heh, no one can fuck up pizza as bad as us Americans.
>>10811330
>Hold my beer

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Trust me
Im italiano

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Cursed

>> No.10811452

>>10811279
I'd go to town on this dish like James Brown in fuunkytown with molly up your mother's gown.

>> No.10811623

>>10811330
What's the pink stuff?

>> No.10811631

>>10811623
beet salad most likely

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>> No.10811765

>>10811750
Delete this shit

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>> No.10811771

>>10811755
Seriously, where the rest? I need to see the outcome and her gulping it down

>> No.10811780

>>10811762
not gonna judge. but why does that faggot wipe his pizza ?

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>>10811317
imagine eating a slice and choking on half a tomato

>> No.10811794
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>>10811780
https://youtu.be/H2A1qYpp4HA

>> No.10811812

>>10811794
>23 minutes
That voice sounds familiar. Is this the guy who stabbed himself in the leg while sitting on a pile of tapes or something?

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>>10811755
what the fuck.

>> No.10811832

>>10811794
>order pizza
>takes 20 mins to come
>same time to 'degrease' your pizza

and by the time he is done the pizza will turn cold, and he will reheat it and the grease comes back and he spends another 20 min wiping his pizza.

>> No.10811857

>>10811750
>watermelemonchicken
She works down at the hair salon.

>> No.10811985

>>10811750
Emmy is a goddess, delet this now

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Rare well done

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>>10811438
>strawberries on pizza
I'm so upset right now

>> No.10812078

>>10811438
Would make your dick taste good though

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>>10811755

>> No.10812187

>>10811233
sleep tight, pigger

>> No.10812192

>>10811233
>>10811267
This isn't really gore though is it? It doesn't look inedible

>> No.10812211

>>10811332
If you're up your food, you're ill
If you're up your food, you're ill
pay your respect fees
to the kings of cheese
If you're up your food, you're iiiiiiill...

>> No.10812223

>>10811438
>strawberries on pizza is retarded = obvious
>pineapples on pizza is retarded = controversial

Defend this pineapple fags

>> No.10812253

>>10812223
When cooked pineapples lose a great deal of their tartness and taste much more savory without losing much texture. They also go extremely well with pork when cooked. Strawberry slices turn to mush, stay tart, and don't go with any meat.

>> No.10812310

>>10812223
He >>10812253 is correct. Also,
>that 19-year-old boomer that thinks all fruit tastes the same

>> No.10812394
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>>10812253

Pineapples leak a good deal of their disgusting sickly sweetness into the cheese/crust which is absolutely vile. On top of that, each one creates a little pus filled crater of filth that ruins everything it can secrete and spew it's repulsive bile into. They have a texture that doesn't mesh at all with toppings or the pizza itself and still taste sweet even if cooked a lot, they just get dry, which is even more disgusting. The thought of caramelizing pineapple in cheese should give any God fearing man a chill up and down his spine and a desire to rid the world of such evil There are also several meat dishes that can be made with a sauce with strawberries even though it isn't my thing. By the same token, there are also many meat dishes that utilize pineapples. None of them resemble at all a pizza, not even remotely close, even all the horrific variations on the norm seen in these threads, especially considering they're often transformed a great deal by cooking (for example a strawberry sauce) or (ideally) used very sparingly (al pastor).

Pineapples on 'za are absolutely unacceptable and the only people who I could possibly see enjoying such a thing are children. If an "adult" likes this they are either a manchild, an idiot or both and should be at the very least shot on sight with extreme prejudice.

There is nothing I hate more than pineapples on 'za. 'za is a beautiful thing, even considering some of the strange incarnations seen in this thread. But there are some lines that should never be crossed, and this is one. If this is the hill I die on so be it. My convictions are strong and righteous. If the Rapture happened right now I promise you the first to be sent into the deepest pit of eternal hellfire would be the loathsome cretins who dare to ruin 'za, a sacred dish, in the most atrocious, offensive manner humanly possible.

In short, fucking kill yourself you subhuman scum.

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>>10812394
based post

>> No.10812418

>>10812394
Why nobody's invented chewing gum pizza yet is a mystery to me.

>> No.10812483

>>10812394
>getting this buttblasted about flatbread with toppings

wew

>> No.10812490

>>10812394
Based

>> No.10812514

>>10811267
quail?

>> No.10812554

>>10812417
based asian bugman

>> No.10812784
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>Moortuguese cusine

>> No.10812822

>>10812784
I would eat that NOW
I bet it's delicious

>> No.10812842

>>10811332
i'd still eat that, but I don't know if i'd call it pizza

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Post more pictures.

>> No.10812854

>>10812784
>pork laden version of a french dish
>moortuguese

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wa la

>> No.10812999

>>10811750
How would this taste?

>> No.10813063

>>10811771
>>10811815
>>10812159
You haven't seen anything yet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfhrMqTlL_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7nvTaoR0sQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSqY_JtKbCQ

>> No.10813071

>>10812253
Strawberry Balsamic goes well with salad topped with steak.

>> No.10813089

>>10813063
I got diabetes simply skipping through them

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>>10811794
This is the first page of a novel he wrote.

>> No.10813104

>>10811755
It looks like she did an excellent job cultivating mass. But she really needs to start harvesting.

>> No.10813109

>>10812394
Onions, bell peppers or tomatoes are the patrician choice if you want to add some sweetness to your pizza.

>> No.10813119

>>10811233
>>10811267
Looks perfectly edible
>>10811221
I don't know what it is, but it seems perfectly edible.
>>10811748
>>10812898
>>10812893
>>10812874
>>10812865
>>10812853
Why was the 60s and 70s cookbook food of western germanic countries (USA, UK, West Germany, etc.) so terrible?

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>> No.10813662

This is one sick thread. It's great.

>> No.10813692

>>10812394
*snap*
yep, that’s going in my /ck/ copypasta folder

>> No.10813845

>>10811233
>>10811267
>>10811279
>>10812784
would devour
>>10813159
would try

kill me or help me i dont care which one

>> No.10813889

>>10812865
>A SPIC
lol

>> No.10813926

>>10813159
That's some next level shit

>> No.10814216

>>10812784
fuck you, francezinhas are fucking delicious

>> No.10814235

>>10811317
>Sausage
good
>Tomatoes
good
>Bacon
good
>Eggs
good
>Beans
you fucked up nigga lul

>> No.10814272

>>10813063
My sides almost flew away when she burnt her handbag. Comedy gold.

>> No.10814305

>>10812893
A ham meatloaf with pineapple sound like it could be good, but the application pictured looks horrendous

>> No.10814317

>>10812898
I would honestly try this. It probably wouldn't be too good, but it makes me somehow curious.

>> No.10814456

>>10814317
I made it, honestly the flavors blend together perfectly. It's genuinely a good recipe.

https://vintagerecipecards.com/2011/06/15/ham-and-bananas-hollandaise/

>> No.10814473

>>10812893
My family makes hamloaf every christmas, its one of my favorite foods. The secret is a vinegar based gravy though. Leftover hamloaf sandwiches are also great.

I think it would pair well with pineapple - I'd try it. It is my favorite fruit after all.

All that said, i agree >>10814305
the one pictured doesnt look great.

>> No.10814546

>>10814305
every cookbook from that era was blighted with bad presentation, discolored photography, and just generally bad ideas.

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>> No.10814717

>>10812253
>strawberries don't go with any meat
Are all pineapplefags this inept in the kitchen or are you a special breed?

>> No.10814744

>>10811221
>intestine balls and sticks
>yum
?

>> No.10814759

>>10814691
those are actually good, probably some of the beds sausages I’ve ever had
I hate myself for enjoying them

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>>10811199
This always make me chuckle

>> No.10814786

>>10811762
blotting the grease makes me angrier than the gloves. fuck this piece of shit, I wish he was dead

>> No.10814787

>>10811750
Delete this shit right now.

>> No.10814812

>>10811317
>leave it to the english to ruin both breakfast and pizza at the same time.

>> No.10814989

>>10814785
Fucking Juggalos.
Hitler had some good ideas... he just had the wrong group.

>> No.10815137

>>10813063

did she sugar the meat? What is going on

>> No.10815280

>>10811332
You need to let your pizzas rest after cooking it, if you cut it too soon all the juices run out

>> No.10815303

>>10815280
I genuinely appreciate this shitpost.

>> No.10815305

>>10812898
I honestly think this would probably taste great.

>> No.10815826

>>10811317
this nigga eating beans

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>>10815826
>>10814812
>>10814235

One can always skip the beans >:]

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>> No.10815975

>>10811199
>>10811211
>>10811279
>>10811421
>>10812917
>>10814785
Looks just like American school lunch

>> No.10815977

>>10811750
>comes out of the oven
What have you done...

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!

>> No.10815979

>>10811755
I mean, up until the chocolate was quality drunk food. Up until the chocolate. Does being really fat just straight up kill your taste buds?

>> No.10815980

>>10811794
Based Ulillillia

>> No.10815983

>>10812417
I need to see this with sound. All I can find is videos with a shitty music track over it.

>> No.10815991

>>10813063
She burned her fucking purse. Who are these fucking people.

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>>10815979

I think if you're that obese you most likely have not just a massive self-control problem/depression etc but eating super fatty/sugary foods gives you a dopamine spike just like any drug so you're in essence addicted to fatty food. Not like you'll go through heroin withdrawals or alcohol DTs if you stop but regardless it's still horrible for your health. I've seen people post a lot here that they're fat and hate themselves but eating whatever is their chosen 10,000 calorie snack is the only thing that makes them happy or feel good.

I know some addiction counselors and a lot of them are obese which is fucking retarded. They don't use drugs anymore or whatever but it's the addictive personality I guess. Also like how tons of people when they stop drinking/taking drugs start smoking lots of cigarettes.

On a side note, I google image searched "fat person food" and you get a ton of pics of this guy which is hilarious.

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>>10815995
>>10815979

Oh and about the taste buds thing I guess my whole point is you're not in any means eating for the flavor/taste/etc it's just to get your fix and I guess if you go down the rabbit hole as far as that landwhale you'll do anything.

>> No.10816008

>>10815886
would at least try

>> No.10816018
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>>10811199
Behold, the south east African Matapa!

>> No.10816023

>>10811438
Color me curious.

>> No.10816029

>>10815303
It's not a shitpost though, it's true.
Same thing with lasagna. You should always let it sit for at least 5 minutes.

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>>10815902

or just slop em on, yum yum yum in the tum tum tum! (:

>> No.10816033

>>10815303
do americans really not do this?

>> No.10816039
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how exotic

>> No.10816060

>>10816039
>kilbassi sausage
as a Pole, I am triggered

>> No.10816071

>>10815886
Actually pretty good. When I was in jail we could order a pizza from the kitchen on the weekends and I saved a couple bags of flaming hot cheetos to make something like this. Tastes a lot better then it looks.

>> No.10816072

>>10814785
this shit looks like a $2 "platter" at most

>> No.10816073
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>>10816060

Here's some more exotic ideas!

>> No.10816075

>>10816072
Only because of the tray. The noodles are like 10 cents or some shit.

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>> No.10816165

>>10812394
hawaiian barbecue pizza is great, at least 9/10

>> No.10816166

>>10811623
>What's the pink stuff?
"food"

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>>10816165

>culture that puts great value in spam

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>>10812394
>'za
and a tip of my fedora good sir

>> No.10816221

>>10812784
Why the fuck would you put shrimp on a fucking francezinha?!!?

>> No.10816226

>>10812917
This is a decent frozen pizza thought

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>>10816220
new to /ck/? enjoy your stay brotherman, but watch out, it's a little meaner than reddit! :P

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>when they jew you on the little white holder thing

>> No.10816241

>>10811748
aspic is cheating

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>> No.10816263

>>10812394
The second you refer to pizza as ‘za, you lose all credibility. Still, thanks for the pasta.

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>>10816263
Pretty sure, like this za pictured, it's a joke since I see it here all the time and nobody calls pizza that in real life, the only shortenings I've heard is people calling them pies in the northeast.

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>> No.10816319

>>10811233
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

>> No.10816324

>>10816039
God fucking dammit is that a ceramic /deenz/ crock?

THANKS FUCKHEAD, NOW MY KITCHEN IS INCOMPLETE AGAIN. FUCK YOU!

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>>10811762
>ah yes delicious pizza now let me just blot off all the oil and turn the cheese into a stringy wad of congealed protein mm mm
Do retards actually do this? Do they really think they're making the pizza "healthier"? And even so, is it truly worth destroying the texture and ruining the pizza experience?

>> No.10816336

>>10812054
That's just seared blue

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>> No.10816349

>>10811199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QzHTWYXKpc

>> No.10816350

>>10816324
It's not the destination, it's the journey

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>>10815975

>> No.10816371

>>10815137
She made a salad out of Gouda and bologna cubes, with a sauce consisting of sugared liquid magarine.

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>>10811267

>> No.10816493

>>10811438
Finely diced in a margarita with maybe some jalapeños and thick sausage sounds really good.

>> No.10816494

>>10811755
This is why they import rapists.

>> No.10816495

>>10811762
desu i do a light dab.
Not enough to dry the pizza, but a light dab.

>> No.10816499
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Normal swedish cuisine

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>>10816495

>> No.10816540

>>10816499
looks great

>> No.10816543

>>10816499

From the filename, did you take this? What's it like? I'd have no fucking clue what to expect biting into those, but if the sauce is good would be fine.

>> No.10816605

>>10811377
Philipinnes?

>> No.10816653

>>10811762
>that usage of knife and fork at 0:09
I could use cutlery better than that when I was 5

>> No.10816690

>>10812417
that guy is actually fuckin cool

>> No.10816742
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>>10816484
Top lel

>> No.10816866

>>10816087
STOP

>> No.10817015

>>10816292
Whats gross about fried potatoes and spices?

Is it that its frozen potatoes because thats pathetic sure, but the dish doesnt seem bad conceptually and actually it makes me think youre the type of guy that freaks out when people ise mustard without ketchup or anything other than ketchup on fries.

They are just potatoes bro.

>> No.10817027

>>10816292
I like curry with fries of baked potatoes. It's fucking delicious

>> No.10817028

>>10816742
Sleep tight unidentified mammaler.

>> No.10817084

>>10816742
sleep tight pigger

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>>10817084
>>10817028

breddy sure it's a guinea pig, they eat a lot of those in Peru

>> No.10817088

>>10814785
>(#can)

>> No.10817154

>>10814779
Accurate representation of what my anus does after a night of maccas.

>> No.10817196

>>10811330
>>10811377
Are those swedish christmas food pizzas? God damnit I hate my country

>> No.10817222

>>10811794
>"how to degrease pizza"
>20 mins to say "dab it with paper towels like an autist"

>> No.10817230

>>10811755
food abomination aside, she's consumed about 400 calories in cheese and hotdogs before even putting it in the oven

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>>10811199
>mfw i sometimes buy the family size chicken parm banquet
it's not too bad for the price
curbs that chicken parm craving

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>>10816495
>I do a light dab
Unironically kill yourself

>> No.10817287

>>10811755
>genetics

>> No.10817453

>>10811199
aren't you supposed to take those out and mix them halfway through cooking

>> No.10817496

>>10816500
deez infinity nuts

nice dubs

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>> No.10817600

>>10816071
Shit, and I thought it would look better than it tastes. Gonna try soon, thanks

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>>10816495

>> No.10817690

>>10816018
i refuse to believe this isn’t dog shit on rice

>> No.10817711

>>10814691
Lmao I took this picture

>> No.10817735

>>10815902
i'd unironically munch on this.

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>>10817711
And you admit as much? Learn how to take a fucking picture, moron.

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>>10812253
Uh...

>> No.10818012

>>10813063
The mom or whatever she is in this is brilliant. No idea what she's saying but the outrage and disgust at her mess of a daughter are priceless

>> No.10818060

>>10813071
>>10817909
>both balsamic

Do you even read, fucktards? Cooked pineapples go with pork completely unchanged, meanwhile you have to heavily alter strawberries to make it work. You literally slap the pineapples on the side of the ham with some cloves to keep them in place and bam, you're done. Morons.

>> No.10818062

>>10813063
>playing end of of the world by barebacked ladies in the background while she makes cheese sausages
Fucking lol

>> No.10818501

>>10811755
it's a german scripted reality show. it's all fake and gay.

>> No.10818531

>>10818501

So she's not actually that fat? Why would they spend so much money on CGI?

>> No.10818580

>>10811267
>"My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial, can you say the same?"

>> No.10818983

>>10816292
I'd actually eat that, sound fuckin good

>> No.10819027

>>10811780
>faggot
You answered your own question

>> No.10819140

>>10812874
Reminds me of that old .gif of that guy who had his cock split in half.

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just made this enjoy

>> No.10819449

>>10816246
Is that fucking clay

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>> No.10819675

>>10819240
Is he trying to jerk off a corn dog?

>> No.10819683

>>10811233
What is that, exactly?

>> No.10819730

>>10816292
I've had this once, it's awful.

>> No.10819882

>>10811985
>>10811765
>>10814787
Samefag.

>> No.10819886

>>10811750
Don't knock it till you try it.

>> No.10819914

>>10811755
eben

>> No.10820099

>>10812054
Food gore, Anon. Not actual gore.

>> No.10820498

>>10819140
Pain Olympics, if you want to find it again.

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Does this counts as food gore

>> No.10820577

>>10815975
Where the fuck did you go to school?

>> No.10820582

>>10812054
But why? Why god why? Why don't you answer my letters?

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>>10811199
Perfect food gore:

>any food without Inglehoffer Brand German Style Mustard

>> No.10820586

>>10820577
Jones

>> No.10820590

>>10820583
I am exasperated at this point. What is his endgame?

>> No.10820608

>>10817088
The hashtag that changed the world

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>>10811421
>Krinkle cut pickled beets
I'll fight a nigger if they ever put that in front of me.

>> No.10820758

>>10816239
>tfw just started at a pizza place
>halfway thru my 5 hour shift realize i wasn't putting the mini tables in the boxes
>imagine all the cheese lost

Feels bad man. I'm so so sorry

>> No.10821102

>>10820577
My poor ghetto high school lunch always looked exactly like this. On a good day, it wouldn't taste like plastic.

>> No.10821106

>>10811750
The niggerest food

>> No.10821111

>>10816087
This would taste great

>> No.10821352

>>10814989
faygo is for spics retard

>> No.10822316

>>10819882
>everyone I disagree with is samefagging
I'm >>10811765 , dickhead. Can't speak for the other two though

>> No.10822820

>>10819675
>He knows the forbidden technique

>> No.10824166

>>10811279
Nigga what

>> No.10824186

>>10812054
how

>> No.10824228

>>10814779
this is fuckin comedy

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>>10813101
>He is only 25 1/3 inches tall, 4 inches wide, and 2.5 inches deep

Wow

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>>10816039
"Scandinavian pizza"

>> No.10824321

>>10812054
Mmm im so hungry right now

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>>10816292
>microwave for 9 minutes

>microwaving chips

>> No.10824352

>>10811832
looks like we've finally figured out how to make a non-greazy pizza then

though realpost, your pizza is SHIT if it's that greasy anyway.

>> No.10824356

>>10812394
It looks raw, undercooked, and absolutely shock

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>>10816039
>>10824311
I am Danish and disgusted.
I suppose it's possible the Swedes do this. You never know with those maniacs.

>>10811233
That looks good, though.

>> No.10824362

>>10811762
Ulillia did it best you little faggot

>> No.10824374

>>10819580
who is the artist

>> No.10824377

>>10812394

nah, it's good. which is why people have been doing it for fifty years.4

>> No.10824380

>>10824360
Why do you Danes always gotta hate on my ancestral home, man

>> No.10824394

>>10817196
haha ja du ser ju sillen på den andra pizzan

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>>10824360
not even svensken would devour this lol

>> No.10824399

>>10811330
>filename
Lost

>> No.10824401

>>10816237
>>10816239


that looks like it used to be a really good pizza. reminds me of gino & joes when i lived in new york.

>> No.10824408

>>10824398
>scandinavian cuisine
>1% inspiration, 99% random stuff from the fridge

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>>10824380
because you always get so mad lol

swedes have a huge inferiority complex towards danes.

>> No.10824414

>>10824408
lol

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>>10811199
Welcome to Orlando

>> No.10824573

>>10813101

so this is what pure, unfettered autism looks like.

impressive.

>> No.10824587

>>10816072
That's a dollar too many.

>> No.10824606

>>10811762
Blotting a greasy pizza is perfectly fine.

>> No.10824638

>>10811762
This fag has an eating disorder.

>> No.10824679

>>10813159
I saw this post first then just saw a news article that this is being served in my city.
We are now famous for two things
>Pizza bomber
>This abortion

>> No.10824680

>>10819580
Looks like an acid blotter desu

>> No.10824788

>>10812417
What's with the eels? He doesn't get to even taste them.

>> No.10824801

>>10811361
nice obsession
that first one isn't american

>> No.10825205

>>10816292
>Could buy 1kg of potatoes for $1 and a pack of curry sauce for $1
>Nah senpai, hit me up with a frozen one that'll cost me $10, taste worse and take just as long to prepare

>> No.10825219

>>10824788
It's like how soyboys get shots of wiskies with maggots in them
Except you know not for pussies

>> No.10825226

>>10825205
>Potatoes
>That cheap in bongland
Mate the Irish would declare war

>> No.10825298

>>10812054
it looks like a black & blue (aka Pittsburg) steak.
the least soy method of ordering a steak

>> No.10825381

za da

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>>10825386

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>> No.10825426

>>10817087
rataTWOille coming soon...

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>>10825386

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>>10816236
>”Reddit!!! >:(“

>> No.10825522

>>10816246
>>10819449
Unedited footage of bears flashbacks

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>>10815975
>american school lunch looked this good

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>>10811755

>> No.10825907

>>10812054
someone forgot to defrost

>> No.10825954

>>10811768

That would be good, if you replaced the banana with hard boiled egg whites.

>> No.10825965

>>10812394

How's your girlfriend?

Just kidding. But I would eat a pizza with pineapple, if I had to. Otherwise, it ain't so bad on the regular (pizza is combination food, after all).

>> No.10825976

>>10811279
>tfw they don't make breadbowl pasta at your local Dominos

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.10825980

>>10812853
Based Emmyposter

>> No.10826006

>>10816039
Wew is that caviar 'za

>> No.10826019

>>10811421
what is the brown slop?

>> No.10826034

>>10824398
Smorgastorte seems like a bad pun taken way too far. That said, I'd be interested in making it sometime if only to see the look of abject horror emerge on guests' faces as they realize their cake is savory

>> No.10826040

>>10811750
Fucking abomination.

>> No.10826044

>>10811752
Why?

>> No.10826051

>>10816742
el peruANO

>> No.10826052

>>10811755
That feel when you're sucking off a knockwurst

>> No.10826061

>>10811226
This looks good. I like escargot a lot and i'm not even a frog.

>> No.10826074

>>10811762
>eating pizza entirely with utensils, no matter how big
wiping the grease off of a decent pizza slice as if it was that pizza from Hotel Hell
This faggot would be shot in somewhere like New York.

>> No.10826081

>>10812394
>Stopped reading at 'za
Kill yourself faggot.

>> No.10826116

>>10816246
>>10816249
Bukkake pizza

>> No.10826122

>>10816499
Why do they have to jizz mayo over everything?

>> No.10826199

>>10825386
Heh

>> No.10826221

>>10824374
hado on twitter

>> No.10826223

>>10811812
>>10811832
>>10824573
>>10817222
>these genuine newfags who don't know Uli

>> No.10826224

>>10811233
sleep tight, pigger

>> No.10826231

>>10814456
flavour ~ texture

>> No.10826235

>>10825420
Are they good ?

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>>10826061

>> No.10826268

>>10826074
As shit as new york food is id still like to see that.

>> No.10826285

>>10826254
>high im dog

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>> No.10826407

>>10813063
I love Dome but I always wonder how they found the actress.
Did they have an ad saying they needed someone who looked like a fat disgusting slob?

>> No.10826410

>>10813101
It's glorious.
Check out the books /lit/ wrote too if you like this sort of thing.

>> No.10826437

>>10816018
>>10817690
looks like pesto

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>>10816500
>>10817279
>>10817669
>tfw generation z has ruined the meaning of what used to be the action of lightly taping a rag or napkin on a surface to remove something
2025 next meme word is smudge?

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>>10826447

>not realizing that language evolves over time and reacting accordingly

smudge urself kid

>> No.10826466

>>10826457
trap is apparently is a transphobic slur.

>> No.10826467

>>10812893
I bet that's good

>> No.10826472

>>10825976
>breadbowl pasta
I've never heard of that and I need it NOW.

>> No.10826480

>>10826074
Pizza with utensils is okay if there's a *thick* layer of toppings. Try eating a Chicago deep dish pizza without ones.
Though admittedly in case of what he has, he's just being pretentious.

>> No.10826484

>>10816277
I had a friend who would call it za. we all used to make fun of him for it, then we started saying za ironically. now I say za sometimes by accident.

>> No.10826492

>>10826466
Its not, I say this as a trans person.
It's just some sjw's getting offended that its associated with porn.

>> No.10826501

>>10811421
Stippgrütze? Yummie

>> No.10826539

>>10826492
You think opinion of the affected group will ever stand in the way of righteous outrage of SJWs?

>> No.10826625

>>10819240
This makes me so damn mad.

>> No.10826658

>>10816543
I think it's Kalle's "roe paste", which is salty as fuck, I hear. It's probably like a swedish vegemite.

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>>10811332
>takes slice
>all of the cheese goes with it

>> No.10826718

>>10816742
Hey thats one of those pig fetuses that i dissected in bio.

>> No.10826722

>>10812853
>>10812865
>>10812874
>>10812893
>>10812898
most of those are good but you are getting baited by old pictures with saturated colors and faded yellows

>> No.10826754

>>10826722
>serving halved hotdogs to guests is good

>> No.10826761

>>10825386
>That brand
Jesus could they try any harder

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>>10826761
What, not kosher enough?

>> No.10826993
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Set sail to culinary adventure

>> No.10827027

>>10826761

When I first saw it in whole foods I did a double take and then my roommate fucking bought some

>> No.10827160

>>10826993
I like sashimi boats just as much as the next jap, but this looks AWFUL

>> No.10827174

>>10816002
Except that video is fake and /ck/ made a literal fuss over nothing.

>> No.10827185

>>10827174
If it's fake how did she get so fat?

>> No.10827284

>>10824788
>But how does he taste the eels?
Do we got a new copypasta in the making? Could this be a runner up to the Surly King of the Egg Fort? This webm has been around almost as long, is it time?

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>>10826447
>action of lightly taping a rag or napkin on a surface to remove something
U wot m8

>> No.10827609

>>10827284

How does he get out without slipping on all the eels tho?

>> No.10827759

>>10816239
m-my jimmies

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>>10827484
I smoked a good deal of pot in my youth, and from gravity bong, to L's, to vape and edibles; but, for some reason I've never bothered dabbing.
I knew a guy this past year that I think used to get the sheets of that shit from the deep webz, and instead of extracting the dab oil from it he would dissolve what he could in alcohol and make it into vape oil.

We were smoking pot in the middle of campus, broad daylight, and it didn't even remotely smell like pot. This random dude walks up and joins in too. Shit was kinda out of my comfort zone. Still felt like a badass though.
>thanks for reading my blog XD