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Which is truly the thinking man's frozen pizza?

>> No.10803521

Crazy Mike's or whatever it's called

>> No.10803522
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I think I’m going to try this tonight

>> No.10803525

For me it's Totino's brand Pizza Rolls, the perfect blend of scalding hot lava filling to crunchy crust. Make it Totino's.

>> No.10803545

>>10803519
Kroger thin crust double pepperoni

>> No.10803722

>>10803519
red barren brick oven is my cheap go to when im in the mood if not my local stop n shop has one thats jalapenos and pulled pork its a bit pricey but pretty tasty.

>> No.10803730

>>10803522
i find things with modern trendy packaging like this are usually really bad

>> No.10803734
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Dr.Oetkers ameripleb

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>>10803519
Flyover specialty, muthafuckas

>> No.10803741

>>10803522
>I'm gonna have some big D tonite
Fag

>> No.10803798

Homerun Inn and Tombstone own their price brackets

>> No.10803807

>>10803798
>Homerun Inn and Tombstone own their price brackets
Utter shit and even worse are strange name for price brackets.

>> No.10803814

>>10803807
I know you wanted to be with but you really hamfisted that one. Try again later champ.

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>all this pleb taste
Bunch of slack jawed faggots in this thread. This 'za will turn you into a sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me.

>> No.10803824
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tombstone.

highest-quality cheese, in generous amounts.

crunchy crust that curls when baked.

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>>10803519
Tony's with a bunch of crushed red peppers. Stop kidding yourself, you're a lonely man, just bake up that cheap pizza and dream of better days.

>> No.10803841

>>10803519
For me it's Digiornos.

it's not delivery, it's Digiornos

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>>10803824
>tombstone

>> No.10803850

>>10803841
Freschesta is so much better

>> No.10803851

>>10803722
that sounds worth a shot...

>> No.10803854

>>10803819
thats decent stuff

>> No.10803855

In my house it's def Kirkland/Costco brand. It's $11.50 for 4 pizzas, cheese. They I just add my own pepperoni, mushrooms, or whatever I have lying around that I might be feeling.

>> No.10803856

>>10803814
C'mon. It wasnt that bad, was it?

>> No.10803866

>>10803841
Digiorno is somehow more expensive and shittier than domino's.

>> No.10803867

>>10803850
Freschetta is alright, but it tastes overly processed and herb-y

>> No.10803869

Digiorno, but only when they're on sale for $5 or less

>> No.10803871

>>10803856
You got the brevity but the flow was off and it could be more creative.

>> No.10803872
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>>10803819
>>10803854

>> No.10803879

>>10803855
This

>> No.10803891

>>10803871
Fair enough. Cheers.

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>>10803741
What a retarded joke
Thanks for the kek anon.

>> No.10803902

>>10803519
trader joes.

>> No.10803908

>>10803902
I've never one seen a trader joe's. Is it like a Harris Teeter?

>> No.10803919

>>10803908
no, its kinda a hawaiian themed (stylistically) supermarket with great stuff.

>> No.10803920

>>10803919
Interesting. I wish there was one around here.

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>>10803897
I've been a dad for years. Shit jokes are my specialty.

CBA to re-caption the image

>> No.10803935
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one of the few pizzas that i don't shit out 6 hours later

>> No.10803940

>>10803798
my man

>> No.10803944

>>10803935
Because you shit it out 1 hour later.

>> No.10803958

>>10803928
I'm getting married next year. I can't wait to be a father and torment my children with shit jokes. Godspeed anon.

>> No.10803959

Screamin' Sicilian. It's 6 bucks but it's better than any other brand I've had.

>> No.10803969

>>10803959
I've heard that one is pretty good. Everyone here says it's "reddit" though. Which I guess just means it has quirky packaging. KI might give it a try.

>> No.10803972

>>10803958
8 year old son's current favorite:

Did ya hear about the guy who got hos whole left side cut off?.
.
.
Don't worry. He's all right now.


I'm so sorry.

>> No.10803989

Tombstone hands down. I add some extra mozzarella though.

>> No.10803999

>>10803989
I hate tombstone but you've got the right idea. Adding you're own ingredients to a frozen pizza is the way to go for a quick meal.

>> No.10804214

>>10803855
Seriously the worst frozen pizza.

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>>10803944
Fuck you tastelet. Jack's is top tier. What you need to do is to get one of pic related. Let it thaw for 30 minutes, then sprinkle generous oregano and paprika across the top of it. Throw it into the oven. After it's done, use a hand torch around the edges to get them extra crispy

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Is it just me or are the thick crust pizzas going out of style? Whenever I look in the frozen section, I see racks of thin crusts. Just one or maybe two brands of thick crusts. Are people really THAT scared of carbs?

>> No.10804323

>>10804214
Most cost effective, and always a crowd pleaser. Why spend 7-12$ for a fucing frozen pizza, when I can get a hot and ready for $5?

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>>10804307
Fuck that shit! Black olives, anchovies, fresh tomato slices!

>> No.10804336

>>10804325
I appreciate the creativity, but you need to put in the extra effort if you truly want to truly enjoy a Jack's Supreme

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>>10803519

>> No.10804344

>>10804339
This is not a thinking man and that barely qualifies as a pizza. Please leave this thread immediately.

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>>10803519
Red Baron, nigger

>> No.10804384

>>10804339
>thinking
>man's
>frozen
>pizza

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>>10803519
Can't stand digiorno's, freschetta, or red Baron
This is the thinking man's pizza

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'zen 'za kino

>> No.10804898

>>10803519
If you can find it, home run inn.

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>> No.10807440

>>10803855
>buying costco frozen pizza when you could get a delicious cooked one for cheap

>> No.10807448

>>10803519
Digiorno senpai

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>>10803969
The packaging is very reddit, but it's actually pretty good

>> No.10807567

Urban Pie but now my local Stop & Shop doesn't fucking carry it? Other than that Newman's Own is decent and Red Baron is a good bargain

>> No.10807605

>>10807509
>>>10803969
>The packaging is very reddit, but it's actually pretty good
It was genius.

I don't have kids, but I imagine punch out paper mustaches are fun for the kiddos, and builds some kind of brand loyalty when picking out the pizzas at the groceries. The rest of it all is hipster for sure.

Their pizza is good product as much as frozen can be, but their strombolis are the superior product. The thick gummy bread crust that crisps well in the oven are nearly indistinguishable from a freshly made stromboli. They're selling it in single boxes now over by the Hot Pockets, and not next to the pizza like it used to be sold in a multiples box *boggle* but it's actually worth recommending.

>> No.10807621

>>10803545

this man knows whats up

>> No.10807849

>>10807440
4 pizzas for $12 or 1 pizza for $10

Really comparable in price

>> No.10808357

>>10803525
Bada Bing!

>> No.10808392

>>10807605
Helpful post. Will def try. I'm a Tombstone fag

>> No.10809101

>>10803519
frozen/microwave pizza is so expensive nowadays that it's almost a better choice to order a pizza

>> No.10809109

It’s not delivery...

>> No.10809156

>>10803519
What is the point of frozen pizza anymore? They are all 5-7. You can get a dominos large 3 topping for 8. Eat half of it, save the other half for leftovers the next day. Frozen pizzas need to be 2-3 but then their quality will drop

>> No.10809333

>>10807849
yeah but one is good

>> No.10809363

>>10809333
Trips of ťruuh

>> No.10809419

>>10803519
Thinking mans pizza is home made. The lazy mans pizza comes from the freezer section or a guy named Tod who delivers it to your front door.

>> No.10810039

>>10803519
quality frozen pizza is ambrosia of the gods

>> No.10810071

Totino's and I fold it like a taco

>> No.10810078

If im gonna eat something as bad for me as a pizza Ill just splurge and get delivery

>> No.10810365

>>10803519
Tombstone forever and always, if you ask me.

>> No.10810377

>>10804893
Is this vegan?!

>> No.10810385

Red Baron for sure.

>> No.10810387

>>10809156
$8 pizza + tax + delivery fee + tip ends up being nearly $15

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>>10807509
Hell yeah brother!

>> No.10810412

>>10810389
oh my fuck its a punch out

>> No.10810416

>>10810071
This. If you're going to eat garbage just get a Red Baron and roll it up and dip into a bowl ranch dressing

>> No.10810425

>>10810387
Or...you can not be a fat piece of shit and get carry out?

>> No.10810428

>>10804318
I can only eat so much of what is pretty much just bread in one sitting

>> No.10810431

>>10809333
Well this thread is about FROZEN pizzas. And while the ones they make in the store are great, they're too big to store in my freezer. So if I buy one of those I have to cook it that day.
The Kirkland ones are to stash for the future. When you're too lazytoleavethehouse or cook something proper.

>> No.10810439

>>10810425
that defeats the purpose of frozen/delivery pizza. if I was going to put any more effort into dinner than taking something out of the freezer or ordering online I wouldn't be eating cheap pizza.

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>>10803819
This shit was my childhood. I need more of it.

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>>10810387
>tip

>> No.10810826

>>10804344
He went to Harvard.

>> No.10810827

>>10810802
If you don't tip the delivery guys stop coming to your house, and they tell their coworkers not to deliver to your house, which basically forces you to have to drive out and pick up pizzas if you want it from that place.