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What do you guys think of it, taste and texture wise?

>> No.10791053

>>10791033
delicious, but god damn do they smell up the place when you cook them inside

>> No.10791061

>>10791033
is it good for you?

>> No.10791063

My favorite guitar is a drum.

>> No.10791076

it looks like a pile of cow shit in a field dried up by the sun

>> No.10791079

>>10791033
That legitimately looks awful.

>> No.10791080

For me it's the impossible burger

>> No.10791081

>>10791033
it looks like some sorth of fried bean ball

>> No.10791083

>>10791063
>>10791076
>>10791079
They really are tasty. Try them. $5 for 2 @ Whole Foods

>> No.10791086

>>10791081
They taste better than a burger patty. Very gourmet tasting. Delicious as heck. looks mean nothing here

>> No.10791087

i think you should stop shilling this piece of shit

kys

>> No.10791092

>>10791083
>@ Whole Foods
>@
why didn't you just say at?

>> No.10791094

>>10791086
>a donut tastes better than a bagel

>> No.10791096

>>10791086
If I want plants I'll eat plants. If I want meat I'll eat meat. Stop fucking with nature.

>> No.10791100
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10791100

They're fucking delicious. They unironically made me go vegan. I eat two pretty much every day. They even have them at a place next to my work for when I don't pack lunch (every other day).

>> No.10791103

>>10791033
So do you not even have to cook that then?

>> No.10791105

>>10791100
>made me go vegan
was that before or after you went homosexual?

>> No.10791107

>>10791033
>go vegan
>continue to eat processed shit

Fuck you

>> No.10791110

>>10791100
answer >>10791061
How processed are they?

>> No.10791114

>>10791086
>They taste better than a burger patty
maybe better than the cheap frozen garbage you buy at walmart

>> No.10791124

>>10791083
So 2.5x the price of the real thing.

>> No.10791143
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>>10791114
They taste better than any patty in existence. Since you're using strawman, let me add one as well. Even McEdgyMeatcuck here agrees. He ate one and instantly lost all the weight, started dating supermodels, and grew his balded hair back within two weeks. It seems Veganism is better. I am a carnist and have eaten only meat for my entire life and my testosterone is that of a 6 year old girl currently. I plan to go vegan as of today because of your comment.

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>>10791143
I want to give her my juice

>> No.10791160

>>10791143
>They taste better than any patty in existence
No they dont
how would you be able to tell anyways? you are vegan

>> No.10791178
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10791178

>>10791033

I like them a lot but don't buy them much because of the price.

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>>10791096
>Stop fucking with nature.

kek

>> No.10791326

>>10791124
only because meat is subsidized to hell and back

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>>10791318

>> No.10791376
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>>10791326
*because the government knows people are stupid and lazy and they need the lower-tier workers to flip burgers and clean carpets so they make the laziest, most unethical and unhealthy readily accessible to keep retards at old age dying quickly and the retarded mass retarded

>> No.10791504

>>10791033
If you want to go vegan then why bother replicating meat. Why not just eat rice and beans and salads etc. Those patties are made with 6 million different ingredients - not sure how good those ingredients are for you.

>> No.10791520

>>10791504
Ive been vegan for a bit over a year but I still have no idea how to deal with the simplest of rice and beans, I just eat processed crap. I hate it but I don't know how to start.

>> No.10791526

>>10791376
>implying the government is responsible instead of it merely being a race to the bottom fueled by human greed

>> No.10791543
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10791543

>>10791033
They're okay. Better than most veggie burgers I've had.

>>10791061
>>10791110
Look for yourself.

>> No.10791547

Not as good as real beef but better than a Flander's patty.

>> No.10791551

>>10791376
Go back to Tumblr please

>> No.10791651

>>10791033
Never had it, never will

>> No.10791654

>>10791103
Low key absolutely true lol

>> No.10791668

>>10791178
This is a reasonable response. Thanks for the input.

>> No.10791675

>>10791143
You will live the vegan diet. I feel much better and look the part. Onward to you, brother.

>> No.10791678

>>10791107
Whole foods, plant based diet is a good choice, but every now and then a nice processed treat, like a Beyond Meat product, is fun. I like to spice things up a bit.

>> No.10791686

>>10791551
>Go back to Tumblr please
Try again

>> No.10791688

They smell like cheap dog or cat food when cooking. It's very off putting and I couldn't bring myself to eat one.

>> No.10791692

Looks interesting. I might buy one to stack on top of a regular meat patty.

>> No.10791697

>>10791080
Are they available in stores?

>> No.10791713

>>10791688
I bought them and they did not have that odor.

>> No.10791714

>>10791697
yeah, I've only seen them at whole foods though

>> No.10791721

>>10791697
whoops misread, no the impossible burger is only sold to restaurants as far as I know

>> No.10791722

>>10791697
No, the Impossible Burger is only available in restaurants.
>>10791714
Must be a very new development because their website states otherwise. Interesting

>> No.10791735

>>10791722
Nah you are correct. Got them mixed up in my head, that's what I get for not reading carefully.

>> No.10791737

>>10791722
So would you say the impossible burger tastes really close to beef or is it still a noticeable difference?

>> No.10791763

>>10791737
It tastes just like it in terms of feel. I think it tastes better than cow as it has the preparation of flavor inside of the patty. My impression after ingesting is that the future is plant based (or lab grown meats) after eating it.

>> No.10791780

>>10791686
>Try again
Try again

>> No.10791785

>>10791780
>>Try again
>Try again
Try again

>> No.10791790

>>10791033
Looks like shit plopped right out a cisco bag for a chain restraunt were morons go to on their lunch break.

>> No.10791793

>>10791713
Are you a smoker or have an otherwise compromised sense of smell?

>> No.10791868
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>> No.10791878

haven't tasted this one but I heard that the Incredible burger tastes like a pile of wet paper towels

>> No.10791879

>>10791868
Thanks stacey, please cover your mouth like that when you're laughing at my tiny penis

>> No.10791885

>>10791033
>>10791868
that's a fuckton of packaging for one patty, vegans.

>> No.10791894

Isn't imitation food like this a complete mockery of your beliefs? Why would you want to pretend to eat animals if you're going to be all holier-than-thou about how fucking good-natured it all is?

>> No.10791919

>>10791362
lol "biomass" I love the arbitrary parameters people use

>> No.10791920

>>10791894
I'm opposed to veganism, but that argument doesn't make sense.

The "belief" is that eating animals is wrong. So long as they aren't eating animals, there is no harm done.

>> No.10791921 [DELETED] 

>>10791033
I used to like veggie burgers for lunch until my doctor told me to quit eating soy. I want to try these since they don't have soy. Veggie burgers spend time in the freezer and not taste like shit after a while like beef.

>> No.10791926

>>10791920
its the same shit as being vegan and wearing fake leather
they are perpetuating "animal abuse" by supporting imitations of it

>> No.10791939

>>10791868
>le 56% face

>> No.10791953

>>10791081
I'd take a black bean burger over this textured protein shit pile.

>> No.10791966

>>10791033
If they don't use soy or gluten (which implies no wheat), what do they make it out of? Is it similar to Quorn?

>> No.10791980

>>10791885
Vegans are just virtue signaling retards. They dont really care about the animals (or the environment)

>> No.10791982

>>10791926
>they are perpetuating "animal abuse" by supporting imitations of it
That's just nonsense in your head.

Vegans aren't the only ones who are stupid, it seems you're in the mix too.

>> No.10792009

>>10791868
That crust is just gross, I've had really shitty poverty burgers that were half "vegetable protein" and they just tasted off. I feel like this would be a worse version of that.

>> No.10792021

>>10791980
>claim to care about the environment
>still exist
>still used petroleum based products
>still use animal products to grow my own food
>still process food
>still live in a metropolitan area

>> No.10792028

>>10791033
Dear Beyond Burger Shill Team/R&D Intern,

I tried some of my friend's once. The texture was pretty close to real meat and was decently juicy. The crust was the only part that was noticeably fake, plant protein just doesn't brown up the way meat does.
The taste wasn't convincing. It didn't taste bad but it wasn't savory. If you doused it in condiments it would be satisfying for a couple of bites but I wouldn't "enjoy" the taste of it.
I feel like fake meat will win more converts if it doesn't constantly claim to be COMPLETELY INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM REAL MEAT YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE IT!!! and embraces being an alternative instead of a replica.
I will never buy them myself when the price is so insane. I can get some shitty frozen burgers for about 50-75 cents apiece. I saw this (or a similar brand) at the store recently, 2 tiny slider-sized patties for $7-something. I believe that price is another major hurdle for anyone interested in veg/vegan food who still enjoys convenient/processed options.

Sincerely,
Data collection participant

>> No.10792031

I unironically prefer other veggie burgers over this shit. Look how fucking expensive it is. What trash.

>> No.10792037

>>10791982
But why go through all the effort to make these meats and cheeses and hotdogs? It's not practical, they pale in comparison by a hilarious amount, and they're designed to look like dead/exploited animal food.

>> No.10792052

>>10792037
If your daily food was pounds of shitty coя and grains you'd be desperate to try something new no matter how ridiculous and pathetic it was

>> No.10793768

>>10791033
it really doesn't look bad. I would pretend its meat though.

>> No.10793772

>>10791033
It's obviously not a burger, but I guess if you were to give it to someone who is a bit of a tastelet, slather it in toppings, and not tell them, they might just not notice.

>> No.10793796

>>10791868
Am I the only one that gets annoyed by this?

>> No.10793859

>>10791033
Would rather just have vegetables that aren't processed to shit. I'd be willing to try these but I'm skeptical it'll be worth it for $5 for 8oz, I can get 8oz of ground grass-fed beef for less here if I grab it wholesale from local ranchers, and in turn support my community, or can shoot a deer and make it into ground.

>> No.10793868

>>10791785
>>>Try again
>>Try again
>Try again
Try again

>> No.10793874

>>10793796
No

>> No.10793907

>>10793796
I'm not annoyed but I certainly wasn't entertained. It's obnoxious but not enough to get upset over.

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10793937

>>10792028

>> No.10794402

>>10791092
He didn't say anything. He wrote it.

>> No.10794408

>>10791033
It's okay. Haven't been able to get the flavor to the point where I'd get one over a beef burger, or even a turkey burger. But my wife likes 'em so we have em every now and again.

>> No.10794424

I really don't understand the need vegans have to recreate non-vegan food with shitty results.

>> No.10794555

I heard it has a pretty good Omega 3 to Omega 6 ratio and the other macro and micronutrients look good but fuck paying $5+ for two patties

>> No.10794575

>>10791376
so why can't the burger flippers flip vega burgers? Your argument is bad and you should feel bad.

>> No.10794582

>>10794424
The same reason a lot of religion adopt other religion concepts, it's easier to make convert if things aren't too different from what they were.

>> No.10794667

>>10791966
Peas.

>> No.10794691

>>10791033
My ditsy wife turned vegan a few years ago.
>be me
>wife sets a new rule that I can use pots x and y, while she uses pot z. The same with the frying pans. (To avoid cross contamination, but knives and forks wtf I know)
>one day I thought she was coming home late so I used her frying pan. (Not to be super malice, but mine were both already and I just wanted to eat after work, not wash up first)
>anyway she comes home and catches me with meat in her frying pan and flips out.
I use her pot and pan in a malice way now.

>> No.10794695

>>10791110
Seems like the pink colouring would be added, I think that's what makes processed meat bad?

>> No.10794697

>>10794691
>preventing cross contamination on something you're going to scrub clean with soap and hot water
Jesus christ how stupid are vegans.

>> No.10794705

>>10794691
What does your wife’s bull use? Or do you cook for him?

>> No.10794728

You obviously want to eat meat, so just eat meat

>> No.10794787

>>10794697
It has the soul of dead animals on it now, that pan is tainted.

>> No.10794818

>>10791868
>half a raw onion on it
how the fuck would anyone know what these rabbitpatties taste like after that

>> No.10794819

>>10793868
>>>>Try again
>>>Try again
>>Try again
>Try again
Try again

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10794822

>>10791868
>presses down a burger
What dumb bitch, i know it isnt real meat but holy fuck I hope she doesn't do that to actual burgers

>> No.10794824

>>10791543

12 grams of fucking carbs? What?

Fresh ground beef is far and away better for you.

>> No.10795357

>>10791543
Why does each one need 4g of added sugar? That's terrible.

>> No.10795411

>>10791033

Why go through so much trouble trying to make vegetables taste like meat for something like a cheeseburger?

Just make some kind of simple vegetarian sandwich or something. There's loads of stuff that doesn't have to have meat in it or is meant to be completely vegetarian that kicks ass and tastes great.

I'm thinking curries, biryanis, pastas, vegetable chili, etc.

>> No.10795416

>>10795357
Because it tastes fucking awful without added sugar that would be why

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>>10791086
>fake burger better than burger
>burger
>gourmet
You can not fool me, trap.

>> No.10796350

all that shit gives me NUCLEAR farts. I feel like im gonna shit my insides out. All of it like tempeh, soy patty, homemade. I just make a veggie sandwhich now

>> No.10796738

>>10791083
I can get a pound of Elk burger for 5 bucks.

>> No.10796748

>>10795411
It's not vegetarians to eat and enjoy meat flavors
It's for people who eat meat and want to enjoy meat flavors, but don't want to contribute to animal cruelty or global warming