/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10759858]

Have you ever bought food only to have buyer's remorse after trying it? What was it?

[Anonymous No.10759891]

This one time I went to Culvers and they put mushrooms that I didn't order on a double butterburger but I tried to eat them anyways but they were gross but I had already finished eating the burger but the mushrooms left a bad taste in my mouth. Should have just stuck with the buffalo tenders.

Other than that one recent incident, no complaints.

[Anonymous No.10759898]

Whole rack of St Louis-cut pork ribs.

Looks like you're getting a ton of meat for $11. But so much of it is actually fat, gristle, and tiny bones I didn't know how to trim and manage.

Would buy if I had a good knife and decent butcher skills.

[Anonymous No.10759910]

>>10759858
Boba/milk tea
That shit is so fucking sugary it’s revolting. Would be much better if they just had the lactose sweeten the tea instead of adding like 50g of sugar to it
Now I understand why only weebs and ten year olds drink it

[Anonymous No.10759914]

>>10759898
>gristle
Nothing ruins meat for me more.

[Anonymous No.10759915]

>>10759858
Hyvee chinese....I got seaseme chicken and it was literally all batter. Grossed me the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.10759916]

Boba/milk tea
That shit is so fucking sugary it’s revolting. Would be much better if they just had the lactose sweeten the tea instead of adding like 50g of sugar to it
Now I understand why only weebs and ten year olds drink it

[Anonymous No.10759921]

>>10759916
Man, same. I ordered Chinese delivery one time and decided to see what all the fuss was about. I ended up taking maybe 2 or 3 sips before throwing the rest out. Holy fuck that stuff is gross.

[Anonymous No.10759931]

>>10759858
Anything reccomended by /ck/
You guys have horrible taste

[Anonymous No.10759937]

>>10759916
>>10759921
Order less sugar or no sugar dumbass amerimutts

[Anonymous No.10759948]

>>10759858
This weird ass fish salmon spread in a tube. I bought that once while on vacation and my GF and I tried it both then looked at eachother and spit it out in a garbage can and threw the tube in the garbage can. That was horrible.

[Anonymous No.10759954]

>>10759858
Durian as well. I can do without that stench.

[Anonymous No.10759964]

I regret buying one of these sauces. The other sauce is, for me, the very best hot sauce in the world.

Can you guess which is which? You only have one chance.

[Anonymous No.10759972]

>>10759937
I had never had it before, I wasn't aware it was that sugary. Either way it's disgusting and I'll pass.

[Anonymous No.10759983]

>>10759964
I'd have to be a shill like you to guess which.

[Anonymous No.10760170]

>>10759983
Friend I assure you, I am no shill.

[Anonymous No.10760171]

>>10759858
eggplant parmesan sub
disgusting sauce, i want a fucking tomato sauce, not a sugar sauce

[Anonymous No.10760173]

>>10759964
You've been posting this in every thread for the past week; it's not too hard to guess when you keep fucking telling us.

[Anonymous No.10760212]

>>10759858
Japanese sour plums. They were expensive and fucking foul beyond reason.

[Anonymous No.10760214]

>>10759858
Anything that starbucks promo drinks that is not chocolate.

[Anonymous No.10760215]

>>10760173
Well, this is a big board. I'm sure there are a lot of people who don't know my schtick yet.

But I tell you what, the sauce really is fuckin' great.

And I'm not actually a shill, just a guy who got burned by the 'vark shills, so I decided to make an actually good sauce into a meme to post every time I see someone shilling the 'vark.

[Anonymous No.10760221]

>>10759858
Clam chowder. It’s like eating flour paste soup.

[Anonymous No.10760224]

>>10760215
But SA is unironically much better than your shitty Matouk's, so you're really just a troll.

[Anonymous No.10760226]

>>10759858
Pretty much any time I go to an in-n-out. Happens about once every 3 months, then I remember why I don't bother going

[Anonymous No.10760236]

>>10760224
Uh, no it's absolutely not.

'vark is like 90% tomato sauce and you're paying fuckin' $8 for 300ml of that.

It's a total ripoff.

It's still sitting in my fridge 90% full because there's no reason to ever use it over one of the other sauces I have.

[Anonymous No.10760246]

>>10760236
That guy who used to buy really good beer that only beer nerds would even recognize and then post webms of him pouring it down the sink did it much better.

[Anonymous No.10760249]

Nasty ass pizza in NYC, some place just south of NYU, I took one bite of it, and spit it out in the closest garbage gan then threw the rest of the slice away. Restaurants in that area really suck the big fucking dick because they have a captive audience of university types.

[Anonymous No.10760252]

>>10760246
You're still implying that 'vark is "really good."

Not sure why you're doing that.

Name some other sauces you like.

[Anonymous No.10760259]

>>10760170
Then why do you keep posting it over and over?

[Anonymous No.10760260]

>>10760259
see
>>10760215

[Anonymous No.10760285]

>>10759916
dude i know right. I'm craving for a nice beverage and i decide hell yeah milk tea. I get sick of it half way and just give it to my younger brother whoo's like in highschool and he just devours it. Can't handle the sugar anymore.

[Anonymous No.10760289]

>>10759858
No.

[Anonymous No.10760290]

>>10760260
If you got "burned" by them then why keep advertising their shit product because that's what you're doing and that amounts to shilling.

[Anonymous No.10760311]

>>10760290
Telling people that it's shit and not to buy it is "advertising" it?

[Anonymous No.10760314]

>>10760249
Finding good food anywhere between 14th and Houston was the most difficult thing I'd ever experienced, and I lived there for two years. But yeah, everything immediately surrounding NYU was the fucking worst.

[Anonymous No.10761352]

Bought this at Walmart for cheap thinking it would be great in ramen, but it's so lean and salty (!) it's practically inedible.

[Anonymous No.10761402]

>>10761352
I was just about to post pork floss myself. Thought it would be tits on steaming hot rice with a cracked egg and green onions, but very disappointing. I thought it would kind of melt into the hot product, but it just sits there. Personally I didn't mind the saltiness, but a solid nine bucks down the drain.

[Anonymous No.10761406]

>>10759916
thots love this shit

[Anonymous No.10761475]

>>10759858
Spicy korean ramen, all heat and no flavor which made drinking the broth very unpleasant.

Nearly every desert at a restaurant I've ordered has been a disappointment in money and calories. Nobody where I live but me seems to be able to bake to save their lives anymore.

[Anonymous No.10761507]

>>10761475
>desert
*dessert, holy fuck

[Anonymous No.10761530]

>>10759858
My first time cooking duck I tried to cook a whole one. Turns out I hate duck meat.

[Anonymous No.10761542]

>>10761352
Get some Phuyuck wine while at it.

[Anonymous No.10761546]

>>10761352
>great with ramen

its good with rice porridge (dont mix it in)

[Anonymous No.10761547]

>>10759937
Worked at Taiwanese restaurant before, that shit is premixed.

[Anonymous No.10761551]

>>10760224
Mr.Metekour doesn't have a sauce silly!

[Anonymous No.10761555]

>>10761530

[Anonymous No.10761559]

>>10759858
just now actually, couldn't find my brand of fish cakes at the Asian grocer so bought a different brand. Not only were they much more expensive but they didn't taste like much more than curry paste and were spongy like fried bean curd. I think they're meant to go in a steam boat or a laksa or something. The usual ones I can find are crispy, meaty and are great as just finger food.