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I need it bruhs. ;_;

>> No.10754295

>>10754285
Saw it today in market. Very tempted to buy

>> No.10754306

>>10754285
Take the cap off, insert into your rectum and squeeeeeeeze it.

>> No.10754332

>>10754306
My wife (Sarah) just inserts the tip of the nozzle into my anus and her bulls take turns kicking it into my rectum.

>> No.10754387

>>10754332
That sounds delightful.
I too, will buy this product and use it to lubricate my prolapsed asshole.
>brb

>> No.10754403

>>10754387
My balloon-knot now smells worse than it did before sauce application.
Someone please find me a non-binary leper to reeeally get into all the folds and creases with its tongue.
>It LITERALLY says this product is not intended for human consumption on the backside of the printed label.

>> No.10754412

VUAAAAAAARK YEAHH

>> No.10754517

>>10754403
Just had to take a shit after lubing my hemorrhoids with this sauce.
All that work wasted. I'm going to have to do it again after wiping.
Now the toilet water is fizzing.
What do I do?

>> No.10754529
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10754529

Okay I understand you might need it, but have you tried the actual best hot sauce in the world?

Because for me, it is Matouk's West Indian Flambeau Sauce, the very best hot sauce.

>> No.10754536

>>10754285
if i finally pull the plug, order one of these online, and do not like it, who from 4chan do i get in touch with to receive a refund?

>> No.10754575
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10754575

>>10754536
Contact moot. He can help.

>> No.10754576

>>10754285
This sauce actually made my eyes water.
A lot of you probably wouldn't consider it very spicy would you.

>> No.10754579

>>10754575
do you have an email or phone number i can reach moot at?

>> No.10754587

>>10754576
I already told you stupid, this product LITERALLY says it is not intended for human consumption on the back side of the label.
>ignores warning label and wonders why his eyes are watering.
Call your poison control center while you can still see enough to dial.

>> No.10754591

>>10754285
i see you too are a man of retardation.

>> No.10754595

>>10754576
Dude it's not spicy at all. It's like Sriracha tier.

>> No.10754596

>>10754579
moot@9gag.com

>> No.10754624

>>10754596
oh thank you! haha seems like he or she is a fellow gagger (GAG GAG!) so i am sure we will get along well

>> No.10754628

>>10754576
It's extremely mild.

>> No.10754641

>>10754595
I don't think sriracha is spicy at all but the vark hit me with the spice. I don't know what happened.
>>10754628
I don't think it tastes like peppers, but it's spicy.

>> No.10754652
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10754652

>>10754628
Yeah. Cuz spicy = ingredients, which cost money.

This product is a baldfaced cash grab based on viral marketing.

If you fall for this shit, you're a colossal fucktard.

>> No.10754654

>>10754652
They even put it in plastic bottles while charging $10+ per bottle.

>> No.10754671

>>10754654
Exactly. This is just capitalism taking advantage of the stupid and easily influenced.

The people selling this believe scamming money from dumb people is ethical.
>no they don't.
>They're TurboJews who would steal change from homeless people.

>> No.10754679

>>10754654
Plastic is better for the environment since its 15% recycled