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10754017 No.10754017 [Reply] [Original]

There's more spice and flavor on a single dorito than a mideval peasant would have had in their entire lifetime

>> No.10754027

>>10754017
doubt

>> No.10754033

It's going to become the next meme diet

>> No.10754034

peasants were making doritos consomme constantly back in the day do your research moron

>> No.10754069

corn anon why did you delete that was a 5 star post

>> No.10754076

>>10754017
It was a different time

>> No.10754266

>>10754017
no?

>> No.10754506

This happened on Tuesday and I am still shaking. On my way to the office, I noticed that I passed no less than three Tim Hortons along the way, so on this faithful Tuesday, I decided to try it out. There was a large line in the drive through so I pulled into a parking spot. I noticed that every other vehicle was backed into their spots and thought it strange, but I was hungry (hi hungry, I'm dad) and went in anyway. At this point, I was overwhelmed by the offerings. There were two people in front of me so I took a moment to read through the menu since I knew I had some time. This is when the assault occurs. Apparently, in the 48 seconds I had been looking at the menu, the two people in me had been processed and I was holding up the line and one of them had the unmitigated gall to lightly tap me on the shoulder. As I turned around I saw the 18 people who had queued behind me while I was making my decision. My attacker pointed to a lady at the counter and said "She can help you." At this point I see the lady frantically trying to get my attention by gently saying "Hello? Sir? Sir, I can take your order here". Stunned by this assault, I stumble forward and order. Unfortunately, I am now fumbling around with unfamiliar currency and it is taking even more time. Then I am promptly served a large coffee, a hot breakfast sandwich, and a hash brown. At this point, I realize that I didn't get a receipt and actually had to back- track to the register and cut off my attacker from ordering to ask for it. Much like Mitch Hedberg, it seems Tim Hortons philosophy on selling donuts is "We don't need to bring ink and paper into this."I make it out of the building and head back to my car. I get in, have a sip, start the vehicle, put it in reverse and I sit for the next 8 minutes as there is no chance for me to back out of my parking spot without causing an incident again. Now the cars and trucks backed into the parking spots make sense. I really should have followed their example.

>> No.10754515

>>10754027
Spices were incredibly expensive back then, and peasants would've probably only eaten gruel and some vegetables while rarely even being able to have meat. If they had trouble just getting meat, they wouldn't bother with spices.

>> No.10754528

>>10754017
This idiot doesn't know that juniper berries are a spice.

>> No.10754557
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10754557

>>10754506
Nice

>> No.10754727

Back in the christian dark ages, all they ate was mud until brown people introduced them to food.

>> No.10755217

>>10754017
Exotic spices were absurdly expensive. Local plants existed and were used to flavor food by poor people. The flavor is different from what you can get today but it's wrong to pretend they just ate flavorless gruel.

>> No.10755220

>>10754727
WE

>> No.10755250

>>10754506
heheh

>> No.10755674

>>10754017
Oh no the americans are waking up

>> No.10755686

>>10754017
>>10754515
Retards.