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Alright I finally gave in after you guys memed me hard enough and bought a bottle.
Gotta say, its actually better than I expected. Not amazing but a decent sauce.
The weird thing is when you open up the top and smell it it smells like tomato sauce but doesnt taste like that at all. Reminds me of a more acidic traditional mexican salsa with a comfortable amount of heat.

>> No.10752985

>>10752980
KYS shill.

>> No.10752990
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10752990

>>10752980

>> No.10753439

>>10752980
Welcome home, Vark bro!

>> No.10753593

>>10752980
Tastes like taco bell sauce to me

not bad

>> No.10753740

>>10752980
Our wife's bull made me drink my vark from the toilet that he used and didn't flush because I forgot to order his wings with the pizza from Domino's :c

>> No.10753775
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10753775

That's cool but have you tried the actual best hot sauce in the world yet?

Because for me, it is Matouk's West Indian Flambeau Sauce, the very best hot sauce.

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10753784

>>10753775
>have you tried the actual best hot sauce in the world yet?
Yes I've had Shit sauce, the best hot sauce on Earth

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10753798

>>10753775
And an action shot to show you I REALLY use this stuff! I'm not just a shill!

>> No.10753805

My wife’s bull LOVES ‘vark! He doesn’t let me have any, but just watching him eat it is SO delicious!!

>> No.10753815

>>10752980
>better than I expected.
You must have had some exceptionally low expectations.

>> No.10753822

Is 'vark even hot?
I imagine it'd be like Cholula

>> No.10753828

>>10753798
Wow! The same two pics that show up in every such thread!
I'm still not convinced yet, though. Perhaps a photo of your dick in a hotdog bun with a nice, fat line of hot sauce poured out on top would be enough to convince me.

>> No.10753857

What does the spicy mayo taste like?

>> No.10753864

>>10753822
>>10753857
It's extremely mild and extremely sweet.

>> No.10753954

>>10753822
>Cholula
so, salt with a touch of mild peppers?

>> No.10754721

>>10753864

Yeah. Cuz spicy = ingredients, which cost money.

This product is a baldfaced cash grab based on viral marketing.

If you fall for this shit, you're a colossal fucktard.

This is just capitalism taking advantage of the stupid and easily influenced.

The people selling this believe scamming money from dumb people is ethical.
>no they don't.
>They're TurboJews who would steal change from homeless people.

>> No.10754732

>>10752980
cool. i didn't know /ck/ was still doing /tard/ general threads. thanks for your input OP.

>> No.10754771

>>10754732
>wahhhh stop liking what I don't like!