male bachelor foods

[Anonymous No.10748504]

when theres no more hot dogs and your next paycheck doesnt come until the end of the week

[Anonymous No.10748531]

I'm just sitting here eating black beans and rice for the rest of my life

[Anonymous No.10748550]

id rather grab some taylor's pork roll

[Anonymous No.10748567]

>>10748550
that is some really good shit. so hard to find here in new york despite new jersey being only a state away

[Anonymous No.10748595]

[Anonymous No.10748648]

>>10748595
Winner winner, pot of Kraft Dinner...

[Anonymous No.10748672]

me and my brother are trying to get out of a bad situation and survive the best we can. our last trip to the grocery store was:

2 lb. great northern beans
5 lb. red potatoes
2 yellow onions
1 red onion
3 jalapeno peppers
1 lb. bacon
36 eggs
1 pkg. hushpuppy mix
2 pkg.. bologna
2 loaves bread
2 pkg. tortilla chips
16 oz. velveeta
2 cans rotel

we have bacon and eggs for breakfast and save the grease for the potatoes. fried bologna sandwiches and chips & dip for lunch. dinner is beans, fried red potatoes with onion, jalapeno hushpuppies, and raw red onion.

eating pretty good considering the situation, but we're both craving beef. when we get some more income, we're going to make some chili and burgers.

[Anonymous No.10749013]

>>10748648
Velvitta is better

[Anonymous No.10749024]

>>10748672
>mixes and chips
>no rice

are you even trying?

[Anonymous No.10749155]

>>10748672
Bacon is pretty expensive compared to other meats in my experience. If I was on a really tight budget I'd probably just buy cheese instead, can get like 2 lbs of okay cheese for $4, but bacon is about $4 for 1 lb.

Cabbage is really cheap and pretty healthy, just steam it and add a little salt and vinegar for flavor or cook it with the beans if you feel like you need more veg in your diet.

[Anonymous No.10749169]

>>10748550
You mean Taylor Ham

[Anonymous No.10749216]

>>10749155
where the fuck are you getting 2 pounds of cheese for 4 dollars

[Anonymous No.10749221]

White rice and ketchup packets I take from fast food joints. It ain't glorious but it'll hold you over for about a week or two until the next paycheck comes around. About 1$ per lb and it can fill you up enough to push out another work day.

[Anonymous No.10749224]

>>10749216
colby cheddar

[Anonymous No.10749256]

>>10749155
what i've been doing is grabbing smoked sausage or kielbasa, shit's 2.50 a generic sausage where I live and will last 304 meals easy. add some cheap bread and fry it with peppers or onions for an easy super filling poverty meal

[Anonymous No.10749301]

>>10748531
hahaha

[Anonymous No.10749405]

>>10748595
Winco brand is 40 cents and just as good.

[Anonymous No.10749418]

>>10749216
This pretty much >>10749224

It's just the cheap store brand mild cheeses in bulk 2lb blocks.

[Anonymous No.10749489]

>>10749256
Do you look for fresh meat that's on sale? Sometimes I can find chicken thighs or drums for less than $1/lb, and even though it has bone it's still cheap. Pork ribs can be almost as cheap too.

[Anonymous No.10749594]

My Canadian bachelor meal:
>Mac&Cheese bologna $1/10 pack
>Ketchup chips $1/bag
>mayo
>Discount white bread $1/loaf
Make a sandwich with all those ingredients.

[Anonymous No.10749723]

Haha poorfags

[Anonymous No.10749737]

>>10748504
Corn tortillas, eggs, beans, rice, sardines, peanuts, bulk cereal with like a half gallon of milk are my bachelor foods. I usually drink a can of low sodium v8 for my potassium needs, and take a daily multi.

[Anonymous No.10750632]

Potatoes and pasta, mostly.

[Anonymous No.10750639]

>>10749594
>chips in a sandwich
A true man of culture indeed

[Anonymous No.10750671]

>>10749594
>mac and cheese loaf

surprisingly good. olive loaf is good too

[Anonymous No.10750778]

>>10749024
>>10749155
it's a bit unconventional, i know, but we actually want to enjoy the food

waking up to the smell of bacon helps the morale

[Anonymous No.10750788]

>>10748504
>TWO (2) slices of bread
>TWO (2) slices of bologna
Yeah boohoo your butler is really working with nothing isnt he

[6 Rings and 2 Revolts Nigguh !I/UiZhy8og No.10750870]

>>10748672
Great job la, seems like you're doing really well considering. If you're craving beef that much 150g frozen burger patties are like $5 for a pack of five where I'm from and the quality isn't bad. All you need is a pack of American cheese and some microwaved burger buns nigga good luck.

[Anonymous No.10751192]

>>10748531
Yup, I have this, some instant ramen, and a few cans of peas and carrots for the next week and a half. Fun times ahead.

[Anonymous No.10751194]

>>10748672
Not eligible for grub stubs?

[Anonymous No.10751209]

>>10749216
Some of the Mexican brands of Colby%Monterrey Jack. This was 2.50 at the local bodega.The Mexican brand is called Tropical where I am.

[Anonymous No.10751250]

>>10749256
Like 2.75 for 14 oz.of Bar-S smoked sausage. It has less chemicals and tastes better than Hillshire Farms which is 5.25 for the same amount.

[Anonymous No.10751288]

>>10748504
>male
Reddit tier. kys faggot.

[Anonymous No.10751557]

This a bachelor meal thread or a poorfag meal thread? My go-to bachelor meal:

>large soft tortilla shell
>spread on sour cream
>add ground beef seasoned with: salt, pepper, cayenne, cumin, and smoked paprika powders
>tex-mex cheese
>sauteed jalapenos
>break up spicy doritos and layer ontop
>fold to close both ends
>fry in bacon fat
>wa la, homemade crunchwrap supreme

And wash down with shitty beer

[Anonymous No.10751564]

>>10748595
This + can of tomato soup + ground beef = poorman's goulash. Pretty comfy desu

[Anonymous No.10751584]

>>10748550
It’s taylor ham you autist

[Anonymous No.10753035]

>>10748504
>male bachelor
As opposed to female bachelor?

[Anonymous No.10753068]

>>10748504
bachelor Implies male...

[Anonymous No.10753225]

>>10748531
Pretty based actually. My staples are black beans, whole milk, and what I call soylent (I make it myself from protein powder and bunch of other shit).

[Anonymous No.10753264]

You can make soup from hot water and soy sauce, pretty good since you can turn a cheap bottle of sauce into a couple gallons of soup or more depending on how much you dilute it.

[Anonymous No.10753291]

>>10753035
Women usually have higher standards so most of them are unlikely to stoop to the level of cheapness as mens meals.

[Anonymous No.10753298]

>>10749221
I've actually done this, but with minute rice and bbq sauce. Ketchup sounds nasty, but you should try the bbq.

[Anonymous No.10753315]

I've done Great Value Mac n Cheese, can of tomato soup, a little hot sauce and a couple sliced Koegel's hot dogs. Not only is it surprisingly cheap, it's not particularly grim tasting either. If I double up on it, I can make it stretch two meals.

[Anonymous No.10753465]

1$ lb chicken thighs I eat like 30 a month

[Anonymous No.10753487]

>>10748504
Donate plasma.

[Anonymous No.10753523]

>>10748504
>not going to walmart for food
>not getting the 32 1/4b burgers for 20 bucks
>not getting the 99c cheese
>not getting a loaf of bread because buns are expensive 99c
>get reduced onion and shits
>eat well for 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.10754072]

>>10748504
Normal people plan better so they're not living pay cheque to pay cheque.
Learn to buy your food for the month before you go spend your pay on cocaine and nights out clubbing.

[Anonymous No.10754501]

>>10748672
You can also consider soups. Buy some chicken, pasta and some vegetables such as carrots, leeks, parsley root or celery.
Pour water into a pot with meat and vegetables, add pepper, salt and heat it on low fire. You'll get a nice good chicken soup that you'll serve with pasta. Take out meat, fry it and serve with potatoes/rice/buckwheat. You can eat the vegetables with the soup or with the meat, your call. Personally I always eat carrots and parsley root with my soup and feed celery and leeks to my dog.
If you have leftover broth, you can always add some tomato puree and sour cream and voila - you have tomato soup. It's versatile as fuck and cheap to begin with.

[Anonymous No.10754924]

red beans and rice niggas

[Anonymous No.10754950]

>>10749221
fucken dire
I'd recommend taco bell sauce or any cheap salsa instead

[Anonymous No.10754996]

>>10748531
>>10751192
>>10753225
why don't you people just rape and murder and loot and steal? if i was poor i'd do nothing but that.

[Anonymous No.10755009]

[Anonymous No.10755038]

>>10753487
Sperm donations are probably worth more than plasma.

[Anonymous No.10755156]

>>10749256
What kind of sausage lasts over three hundred meals? Jesus Christ
Are you getting these from the same place as that guy with the free cheese?

[Anonymous No.10755175]

>>10754996
>why don't you people just rape and murder and loot and steal?
The only thing holding them back is slave morality, but then again that's why they're poor in the first place

[Anonymous No.10755185]

>>10749723
this

fucking degenerate losers

[Anonymous No.10755192]

>>10753291
They usually find someone to fuck and take care of them

[Anonymous No.10755207]

>>10755175
That bitch would be a literal nobody if it wasn't for the man that she's with

[Anonymous No.10755212]

>>10755207
But she's not, because she decided not to pity impoverished incels.

[Anonymous No.10755215]

>>10755175
so all the poor people who are violent are actually supposed to be wealthy because they lack slave morality and sloth?

[Anonymous No.10755224]

>>10755212
Thank you for helping my argument

[Anonymous No.10755295]

I've been a poor student for fuckin 6 years now, living off ~$1000 a month (which has to cover bills, rent etc). I know I need a job etc.

Spices, pasta and rice are key. In Australia meat tends to be expensive so tins of tuna are a must have. If you're lucky you'll be near an Asian grocery and you can get recipe bases from there for quite cheap (eg $0.79 nasi goreng base) which you can make super tasty stuff with. Markets are key for produce, as super markets are nearly twice as expensive.

Even something as simple as cooked/drained pasta tossed with some butter and soy sauce can fill you up. Even better if you crack some homebrand tuna in with it. Eggs are good as they can turn 2 minute noodles into something else, very tasty if soft boiled ala ramen eggs.

Basically learn to enjoy Asian (Thai, Indonesian etc) flavors and you can eat poor but tasty foods.

Cheap wine is your friend if you want to drink, at least in Aus as it's taxed differently to spirit and beer.

[Anonymous No.10755336]

>>10753291
>women in 2018
>standards
Yeah, right.

[Anonymous No.10755344]

>>10755295
Can't you folk catch funnel web spiders and roos then throw them on the barbie?

[Anonymous No.10756509]

>>10755295
>mfw my brother has been doing exactly the same
>except he lives with family and spends the money on shit all
Complex feels

[Anonymous No.10756572]

>>10748672
I have some great northern beans that have been soaking for 2 days. How long should I cook them for? I don't want to overcook them.

[Anonymous No.10757817]

>>10755038
>anons' sperm would be worth anything.

[Anonymous No.10758054]

>>10755295

>nasi goreng


Nazi Goring


FTFY

[Anonymous No.10759054]

>>10755344
Nah, Kangaroo is very good eating though, highly lean.

[Anonymous No.10759075]

>>10748531
It's not bad if you apply different spices every day.

[Anonymous No.10759076]

>>10755295
Get in the Fucking car morty were going to bendigo.

[Anonymous No.10759082]

>>10753035
Women never have to scrounge to get by because society takes care of their every want and need
>Men going hungry means more budget meals and being creative with less
>Women going hungry means getting three dates/free meals a week on POF/tinder instead of just two

[Anonymous No.10759100]

Usually make a massive pot of chili and freeze it off then I'll buy cheap cheese and gelatin packets with pasta if I feel like switching it up I thicken the chili with gelatin and cheese and use it as a broke Bolognese with beans if jalapenos are under a dollar I'll throw a few in for extra spice

[Anonymous No.10759135]

Look up how to lacto ferment and a few basic pickling brines it helps add variety and preserves veggies to give you the most bang for your buck you don't need Mason jars for it like people claim I mean they are a good investment but not necessary to lacto ferment just plastic wrap/coffee filter and a rubber band works well enough

[Anonymous No.10759149]

>>10748504
WAtch a cooking with Boris video

[Anonymous No.10759174]

>>10748504
>rice
>beans
>potatoes
>cheese
>eggs
>bread

[Anonymous No.10759180]

>>10755175
Looks like somebody skimmed will to power again.

[Anonymous No.10759193]

>>10759174
Chicken is cheap if you buy it frozen where I live.
Frozen talapia is also a fair price

[Anonymous No.10759205]

>>10753291
>>10759082
The term bachelor is for men you mouthbreathers, that's what he's on about.

[Anonymous No.10759214]

>>10759193
Tilapia is a garbage fish and it's only good for filler. Salmon isn't that much more expensive and it's much better for your macros. Cod is king of the shitfish for being the ultimate diet filler.

[Anonymous No.10759229]

>>10759214
20 grams per fillet of protein. I wouldn’t call that filler.

Canned tuna or salmon can be mixed with an egg, breading/crackers, and spices and made into patties, which is a good way to eat it

[Anonymous No.10759248]

This has a little upfront cost but it's a relatively inexpensive meal prep type of thing with some variations so you're not actually eating the same thing every day.

First you need a crock pot (or a pot and the ability to maintain the right temperature, idk look it up) and a few chicken breasts. Toss them in with some chicken stock, one can/juice box thing will do. You can add some liquid smoke and a teaspoon of salt here if you want.

Cook on low for like six hours. The chicken should shred easily. Shred it all and store that in Tupperware. Now you have a fuck ton of versatile easy to use protein. You can make dozens of meals with this meat, and depending on how much you made it should last a week of dinners, maybe even lunches.

Some options:
>shawarma
Just add spices, Google it if you don't have a mil who brings you some from Lebanon twice a year like I do. Sorry I can't be more specific. Serve with pita and some mayo mixed with garlic. Tomato and white onion are good too, or try it with hummus if you like that.
>fajita/quesadilla/chicken taco
Buy fajita or taco spice, mix with a little water, toss the chicken in it. Heat and serve with tortilla or tortilla chips, cheese, salsa, guac, whatever you've got.
>bbq sandwich
Sauce, buns.

Can also do sandwiches, chicken salad, probably buy a chicken tiki masala sauce and some rice, try some pad thai type thing.. Shredded chicken is super versatile. You can just serve it with rice if you want, just fill in the blanks.

Hopefully this is helpful for someone. We make it every month or so, usually enough for two to last a couple days.

[Anonymous No.10759256]

>>10749489
This. Bone in chicken thighs are 49 cents a pound where I am. I'm always amazed at how people claim that they can't survive on less than $100 a month

[Anonymous No.10759258]

>>10759205

Yup. Unmarried women are either Young Ladies or Spinsters, depending on age.

[Anonymous No.10759271]

>>10759248
Chicken breast/thigh
Salsa
Seasoning

Also makes a good slow cooker meal. Great for bowls, tacos, and quesadillas

[Anonymous No.10759274]

>>10759256
The sear bake method is very good for bone in thighs

[Anonymous No.10759277]

>>10759271

Yup, that's an easy one. I like to just cook the chicken without the spice so I can do it a few ways but there are tons of ways to make slow cooker chicken that are amazing and easy.

[Anonymous No.10759287]

>>10759277
I’m training an lazy right now so most of the time I just bake the chicken till it’s done, but I use the crockpot if I’m really busy

[Anonymous No.10759301]

>>10759287

Crock pot will shred easier and be juicier, and it's less work!

[Anonymous No.10759316]

>>10759301
True, but I have a good toaster oven

[Anonymous No.10759345]

>>10748595
I actually really like this shit when incorporated into a grilled cheese.

Very comfort-food esque. Makes me feel like a toddler, but still really good.

[Anonymous No.10759352]

>>10748504
3 year old cans of sardines for me nigga

[Anonymous No.10759389]

>>10759316

....what? No

[Anonymous No.10759450]

I just eat a can of tuna

[Anonymous No.10759461]

>>10759180
Actually I only drink whole will to power, skim is disgusting

[Anonymous No.10759487]

>>10748672
>poor
>buys chips and velveeta
Americans

[Anonymous No.10759571]

>>10759461
I’m more of a prince man my self but I think Fred had some interesting ideas. Learning to love the struggle while everyone else tries to get away from it is pretty nuanced

[Anonymous No.10759574]

>>10759076

I grew up about half an hour from Bendigo actually.

[Anonymous No.10759576]

>>10759389
It’s good when your lazy

[Anonymous No.10759587]

>>10751194
You have to be black to qualify for those

[Anonymous No.10759630]

>>10748504
oats and peanut butter and your pic related

[Anonymous No.10759703]

>>10759450
richfag

[Anonymous No.10759716]

>>10759256
Depends where you live. Cheapest I've seen is 67 cents per pound when on sale. I've also seen people posting pics of milk prices and it's only $1/gallon, but around here it's about $3/gallon and it's even gone up to $4 at times.

[Anonymous No.10760525]

>>10749155
>>>10748672
>Bacon is pretty expensive compared to other meats in my experience. If I was on a really tight budget I'd probably just buy cheese instead, can get like 2 lbs of okay cheese for $4

Where in the fuck do you live? I've never seen cheese that cheap.

[Anonymous No.10760650]

>>10748504

[Anonymous No.10760881]

>>10748595
He said bachelor not manchild

[Anonymous No.10761378]

>>10760525
I bet it's government cheese

[Anonymous No.10761615]

>>10754996
I'm >>10753225 and I'm not poor at all. I just don't like to cook and food generally is not something I want to concern myself with other than needing it to live. Eating a meal is like taking a shit--I don't spend time and money finding ways to add extravagance to the process of squeezing turds out and cleaning my asshole, it's simply a bodily function that I dutifully carry out so I can move on with more important things.

[Anonymous No.10761708]

When will the "tuna is cheap" meme end? I don't know if it's super cheap in other parts of the world, but in the states it's well over a dollar a can for the non-cat food kind, and even think tuna is far from cheap. You're paying over a dollar for~200 calories.

[Anonymous No.10761724]

>>10760525
>>10761378

[Anonymous No.10761727]

>>10761615
>so I can move on with more important things.
What could possibly be more important than obtaining healthy sustenance?