/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10733052]

>yfw the other table starts singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[Anonymous No.10733060]

>>10733052

[Anonymous No.10733074]

[Anonymous No.10733076]

Or when a (non-white person) starts playing music out loud on their phone in public.

[Anonymous No.10733091]

Me because i like quiet places and if people started singing i would be pretty shook desu

[Anonymous No.10733116]

I was at the loge the other day with my mates, I almost spat out my wine into my barley meal and fig porridge and my peacock as this inconsiderate oaf behind me yells Habeas felicitatem in die natus es! It totally disrupted the rhythm of my conversation!

[Anonymous No.10733129]

>>10733052
>eating and having a good time
>suddenly all lights out
>staff/family bring out cake
>all other customers are forced to clap

It's always the same thing, it's getting old, hire a lap dancer or something

[Anonymous No.10733136]

>>10733116
Was it your birfday ?

[Anonymous No.10733152]

[Anonymous No.10733156]

>>10733076
>When you're listening to music and your headphones fall out of the jack without your ealizing

[Anonymous No.10733163]

[Anonymous No.10733172]

>at a team dinner in high school
>~20 people
>waiters start clapping and singing happy birthday at a table nearby
>team decides to start singing and clapping along
>manager comes and threatens to kick us out
FUCK Red Robin.

[Anonymous No.10733192]

>>10733172
>manager comes and threatens to kick us out

I doubt it, unless you guys were singing in an ironic way. No manager is such fun sucking asshole

[Anonymous No.10733202]

>>10733192
The manager probably get his ass kicked by jocks all the time in school.

[Anonymous No.10733252]

>>10733136
No

[Anonymous No.10733292]

>>10733052

[Anonymous No.10733298]

arnold theres semen in the beef

[Anonymous No.10733312]

>>10733298
>Mr.Arnold today is your birthday

[Anonymous No.10733359]

>>10733192
>No manager is such fun sucking asshole
Have you never had a job ever?

[Anonymous No.10733487]

>>10733292
Who is this handsome fella

[Anonymous No.10733534]

>>10733487
San diego mayor bob (((filner)))

[Anonymous No.10733576]

>>10733052
huh?

[Anonymous No.10733582]

[Anonymous No.10733759]

>>10733076
>white person
>playing most obnoxious music on phone
>oh hes white
>therefore its ok
I hate this board

[Anonymous No.10733781]

>>10733759
Yeah because white people are totally known for doing that and generally being obnoxious

[Anonymous No.10733784]

>>10733759
go away nigger.

[Anonymous No.10733995]

>>10733759
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.10734083]

>>10733759
I've never seen a white person do that before.

[Anonymous No.10734095]

>>10733759
I was implying I've never seen a white person do this, IRL or interweebs.
>waits for you to post a """white""" person

[Anonymous No.10734096]

>>10733781
Go to a college campus. You'll see plenty of white and black faggots alike playing music through there beat's pills thinking the whole world want's listen to their music.

[Anonymous No.10734103]

>>10734096
>there
>not their
>beat's
>want's
My fuck you kids are retarded.
Your anecdote is a lie.

[Anonymous No.10734124]

>>10734103
It's three in the morning and I'm half drunk. Sorry for not proofreading my posts. Also what I said is absolutely true. College kids are self absorbed assholes regardless of race.

[Anonymous No.10734148]

>>10733781
>>10734083
>>10734095
I've seen white teenagers do this on public transport. However it's mostly indians listening to shitty indian music that do it in my experience.

[Anonymous No.10734154]

>>10733052

[Anonymous No.10734161]

>>10734124
>present yourself as a retard
>durr why do people think I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.10734174]

>>10734161
All I did was give a reason for my retardation, and then apologized for it. Sorry if that's not good enough for the common co/ck/

[Anonymous No.10734189]

>>10733052

[Anonymous No.10734281]

>>10733129
>finally sick of it
>call out "hope you don't make it til next year"
>look over
>it's a kid with chemo baldness
>leave ASAP without finishing meal
In retrospect I wasn't being as witty as I thought, anyway, but still.

[Anonymous No.10734368]

>>10733052
>>10733076
>>10733129
This shit doesn't happen in GOOD restaurants.
If you're at a damn Chuck-E-Cheese it's your own fault.

[Anonymous No.10734375]

>>10733534
>Aphex Twin playing

[Anonymous No.10734377]

>that 16 year old boomer who has more birthdays to have

[Anonymous No.10734567]

>>10733129
Do Americans really do this?

[Anonymous No.10734580]

>>10734161
Do you feel better about yourself now ?

[Anonymous No.10734583]

>>10734567
It's mandatory. If you go to a restaurant on your birthday and don't tell the waitstaff you're up for a large fine and possible jail time for a second or third offense. People who don't applaud the birthday boy you usually get sentenced to community service.

[Anonymous No.10734584]

>>10734567
It happens in Europe too, not so much in Asia, we think it's embrassing to do that shit in public

[Anonymous No.10734586]

>>10734584
They must do it in Japan. I was there on a stopover, and the restaurant I went to applauded me just for walking in.

[Anonymous No.10734594]

>>10734586
Greeting seems normal, but I mean singing HB song loudly in public, it's generally invading other people space and we consider it inappropriate

[Anonymous No.10734607]

>>10733052
>going out to chain restaurants

[Anonymous No.10734724]

I personally hate being the center of attention, makes me feel cornered. Better yet when it's "my day" and everyone is speaking among themselves and never adress me until the birthday song

[Anonymous No.10734744]

>>10734724
Same. I never tell when my bday is.

[Anonymous No.10734757]

>>10733052
I enjoy seeing the person cringe and fill with embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.10734762]

>>10734724
Me too, I don't like attention but I do love to dress nice