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[Anonymous No.10731321]

Starbucks hate thread

[Anonymous No.10731375]

I can't wait until homeless people ruin that business.

[Anonymous No.10731390]

>10 stevia monk frt us
lolwut

[Anonymous No.10731483]

>>10731321

[Anonymous No.10731491]

[Anonymous No.10731498]

>>10731321
I got a cavity just by reading that

[Anonymous No.10731511]

>>10731491
i like this one. just a big ass free latte mostly.

[Anonymous No.10731525]

>>10731321
>Splenda, Sweet & Low, Sugar all in the same drink

Someone must have butt ordered with their phone

[Anonymous No.10731531]

>>10731321
Why don't you light some condors on fire while you're at it.

Fucking autistic millenials need to generate 3 lbs of trash for every meal they eat.

[Anonymous No.10731535]

>>10731525

Sometimes the app developers will submit ridiculously long orders to test it.

[Anonymous No.10731547]

>light heavy cream

[Anonymous No.10731758]

>>10731547
Remember Diet Double Dew?

[Anonymous No.10731858]

>>10731531
do you actually think a cup of coffee is a meal, you boomer fuck?

[Anonymous No.10732222]

>>10731547
Source on that gif?

[Anonymous No.10732232]

>>10732222
HOLY FAZOLI'S

[Anonymous No.10732239]

>>10731547
Go light on the heavy cream IE don't add a lot of it, brainet
>>10732232
Rayman

[Anonymous No.10732248]

>>10731491
why did he add matcha wtf

[Anonymous No.10732261]

>>10731858
That coffee is

[Anonymous No.10732268]

>>10731321
>sweet & low
kek

[Anonymous No.10732337]

>>10731511
you're retarded

[Anonymous No.10732562]

>>10731321
>We serve drinks here sir.

[Anonymous No.10732566]

>>10731483
>bring your own reusable acid container

[Anonymous No.10732822]

I worked at Starbucks for a year. AMA

[Anonymous No.10732884]

>>10732822
Did you kick any niggers out for loitering?

[Anonymous No.10732921]

>>10732884
No, but I do have a story about one.

>on drive-through
>alone, it's the dead part of the day after lunch, and before school ends
>I have an accent, a thick one but english is still my first language
>one person in the lane
>she orders an 'almond milk cinnamon machiatto'
>fumble my line because I couldn't really hear her
>'did you say a 'coconutmilk mocha macchiato?'
>silence on the headset
>the car drives up to the window
>she winds down her window
>screams at me
>I wanna talk to the manager. NOW.
>I call over the shift
>it's my good buddy, drink together ya know the deal
>He says 'what's the problem ma'am?
>I'm standing just to the side
>she caws like a crow, if her face could show pigmentation other than black it'd be red
>I ain't paying for no drink, I don't wanna support his livelihood, cuz he STOOPID
>our jaws drop
>awkward silence
>trying to hold back laughs my buddy gives her a free drink
>she speeds off
>laugh about till this day

[Anonymous No.10732966]

>>10732921
>my buddy gives her a free drink
this is why they act that way tho

[Anonymous No.10733003]

>>10731321
>light heavy cream
what
call it medium cream

[Anonymous No.10733012]

>>10731321
>Wh*te "women"

[Anonymous No.10733053]

>>10731858
>>10732261
Walked right into it.

[Anonymous No.10733078]

>>10731547
Light heavy cream is also known as half and half. It’s 10% milk fat instead of 18%
>>10732239
>go light on the heavy cream
You’re the fucking brainlet...

[Anonymous No.10733097]

>>10733053
nice post,stupid.

[Anonymous No.10733101]

>>10731375
There's nothing wrong with charging your fucking phone for 20 mins when the faggot city will arrest you for doing it outside.

[Anonymous No.10733104]

>>10733101
Nigger

[Anonymous No.10733105]

>>10731547
>>10733003
>>10733078
It just means a smaller amount of heavy cream, i.e. "go light on the heavy cream". Otherwise "light vanilla powder" and "light ice" wouldn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.10733114]

>>10732921
>openly insults you
>gets rewarded with a free drink
>mfw you think that this is a situation where you should laugh at her rather than the other way around

[Anonymous No.10733117]

>>10731483
that literally looks like one of those cum jars.

[Anonymous No.10733148]

>>10733117
what on god's good earth is a cum jar anon...

[Anonymous No.10733212]

>>10732248
For the extra kick, dumbass

[Anonymous No.10733231]

>>10733148
>Not knowing.

[Anonymous No.10733233]

>>10733148
>what on god's good earth is a cum jar
found the redditard

[Anonymous No.10733260]

@10733148
you need to go back

[Anonymous No.10733264]

>>10733233
>>10733260
tryhards

[Anonymous No.10733274]

>>10733264

[Anonymous No.10733313]

>>10733264
Hi 2012

[Anonymous No.10733337]

>>10733274
>>10733313

[Anonymous No.10733366]

>>10733078
“Light heavy cream” is not a thing. Half and half is not CREAM - light or heavy. It is HALF cream and HALF milk. As >>10732239 said, they were asking for LIGHT on the heavy cream. As in a LITTLE HEAVY CREAM, but not a lot.

[Anonymous No.10733512]

>>10733101
You belong in a grave.

Fucking homeless trash have ruined the city parks where I live. There's nowhere decent to go in public without stumbling over half a dozen heroin addicts lying passed out on the ground. It's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10733575]

>>10731483
For the whole family?

[Anonymous No.10733581]

>>10731321
huh?

[Anonymous No.10733587]

>>10733512
I hate manually breathing

[Anonymous No.10733628]

>>10732239 (You)

[Anonymous No.10733656]

>>10732921
>my buddy gives her a free drink
>she speeds off
>laugh about till this day
It is that nigger woman who is still laughing about you to this day, retard. Should have stuck a .45 in her face.

[Anonymous No.10733681]

>>10733512
They're not bothering anybody, you're just a weak scared little puss puss.

[Anonymous No.10733722]

>>10731321
$86+ dollars a gallon!

[Anonymous No.10733737]

>>10732966
>>10733114
>>10733656

Yeah, I know it's stupid. It is Starbucks company policy. And what is worse? That cunt stinking up the day by hanging around longer or fucking her off with the drink?

[Anonymous No.10733745]

I don't care about any of their politics or whatever it is that makes you guys hate them. What I care about is how shitty and burnt their coffee is. Which I imagine most people don't care about anyways because they buy their diabetes shakes or whatever with just a little bit of coffee mixed in.

Starbucks coffee is so bad. It tastes the way I imagine burnt rubber would taste, because the taste somehow reminds me of that smell.

[Anonymous No.10733753]

>>10733745
They burn it so they can buy really cheap beans and sell it off as 'high quality'. If the beans are slightly burnt they are more uniform in taste, so they can use whatever cheap shite and slap a label on it. This applies to their espresso beans at least. It's a little tricker for other blends.

[Anonymous No.10733762]

>overpriced shit coffee
>every drink that isn't coffee is 92% HFCS
>all their "food" that isn't a pastry is shit
>shitty strung-out caffeine addict customers
>shitty strung-out caffeine addict employees
>dark, cramped spaces
>pretentious music
Why is this a successful business?

[Anonymous No.10733767]

>>10733753
That and they don't sell coffee so much as milkshakes anyway

[Anonymous No.10733782]

>>10733767
Having worked their, they sell a fuckload of drip coffee and white choclate mochas, and caramel macchiatos. Horrible drinks but I swear the profit margin is 99%.

[Anonymous No.10733787]

>>10733782
I've never bought anything but black coffee from a Starbucks. How do I order one of their fat fuck milkshakes without sounding like an autist?

[Anonymous No.10733790]

>>10733260
Lrn2quote

[Anonymous No.10733797]

>>10733787
Depends which one you want.

Just say can I have 'XYZ size FLAVOUR Frappucino'

'Grande Cafe Vanilla Frappuccino'

Of course you can be a cunt and say it in whatever order but it helps to say the size first because that is how the cashier GUI needs it to be.

[Anonymous No.10733807]

>>10731483
i applaud them for abusing their free drink like that. the most i ever get the nerve to do is ask for a quad shot tossed into a coffee frap (for a $9 drink)

[Anonymous No.10733808]

>>10733797
Forgive me for sounding stupid, but a frappucino isn't actually a coffee then?

[Anonymous No.10733814]

>>10733762
>Why is this a successful business?

>shitty strung-out caffeine addict customers
>shitty strung-out caffeine addict employees

Answered your own question there.

[Anonymous No.10733818]

>>10733808
a frap is a milkshake. it's made from a coffee flavored syrup base. doesn't have any fresh brewed coffee in it though. so it's just a glorified flavored milk shake

[Anonymous No.10733820]

>cold foam tastes like nothing
>somehow still loaded with sugar

[Anonymous No.10733823]

>>10733818
Thanks for the info, I'll have to try one one of these days. I always get the impression that the employees there look at me like a stupid monkey when I order a "grande black coffee"

[Anonymous No.10733824]

>>10733808
It depends. The frappucino I used as an example does have coffee in it. Two types of coffee in fact, it has a liquid that is made from powdered and sweetened coffee, and a coffee syrup base. It's essentially a sweetened coffee milkshake. The bogstandard is the 'coffee frappuccino' so try that first.

But you can also get 'creme' frappuccinos which omit the coffee and replace the coffee syrup with a creme syrup. They are 100% just regular milkshakes.

You can get whatever milk you like, with or without whipped cream, add more syrups, more syrup pumps, less pumps, espresso, matcha, and whatever you can imagine.

[Anonymous No.10733827]

>>10733824
Thanks for the info, see >>10733823

[Anonymous No.10733828]

>>10733823
you should tell them which roast you prefer. they will typically have pike, a dark roast, a blonde roast, and decaf.

[Anonymous No.10733829]

>>10733097
>Alex, I'll take "Foresight" for $300.
So fucking obvious that was coming.

[Anonymous No.10733833]

>>10733828
About 50% of the time they ask me which one I want and I always just tell them "whatever's easiest" I suck at ordering starbucks. I'm more of a Denny's at 3am coffee kind of guy.

[Anonymous No.10733834]

>>10733587
Nice one. Got me.

[Anonymous No.10733837]

>>10733833
Just go for dark and sometimes it's a seasonal and seasonals can actually be really good sometimes. Pike is shite.

[Anonymous No.10733853]

>>10733818
>a frap is a milkshake
No it isn't, it's a fucking frappe.

[Anonymous No.10733859]

>>10733853
No it isn't retard. You have no idea what you are talking about.

>Frappé coffee (also Greek frappé or café frappé Greek: φραπές, frapés) is a Greek foam-covered iced coffee drink made from instant coffee (generally, spray-dried Nescafe), water and sugar

A Frappuccino is a blended milkshake with coffee, no foam, and the ice as I mentioned is blended.

[Anonymous No.10733944]

why is this shit so overpriced?im a 3rd worlder and you can get a fancy coffee and a big ass piece of cake cheaper than a regular coffee in starbucks here.its the same in yurop and murica?

[Anonymous No.10733956]

>>10731321
That has to be a joke, right? Hopefully done by a starbucks employee for internet points. In fact, I'd go as far as to say this photograph was originally posted on reddit, or a corresponding 'internet points' website. because, I can only imagine if I were a starbucks employee and came across this, printing on my print station from some mobile order, thinking to myself "I am simply not going to make this drink, as it is ridiculous, clearly a joke. I will save this ticket in case the customer comes in to pick it up, and at that time I will ask them. But if not, I will not make this drink".

[Anonymous No.10733975]

>>10732921
Yeah dude you sure showed her!!!!
A free drink?!?!? Talk about blown the fuck out hahahahahaha nice one, buddy.

[Anonymous No.10733998]

Post the webm of the fat ass getting two a day.

[Anonymous No.10734001]

>>10731321
Diabetes inna cup.

[Anonymous No.10734293]

All their beans are over roasted and burned. Sadly people have grown used to the smell and think that that's how roasted beans should smell and look- no, properly roasted coffee beans aren't black and oily, fuck off with your over priced burned coffee.

[Anonymous No.10734318]

>>10732222
probably a rayman legends trailer
good game

[Anonymous No.10734432]

So how can I use my birthday reward in the most wasteful way possible?
If I bring my own container, can I get them to fill the entire thing with several hundred shots of espresso?
I refuse to believe the final total to beat is only $82.

[Anonymous No.10734486]

>>10734432
>So how can I use my birthday reward in the most wasteful way possible?
Put it all in the tip jar then leave

[Anonymous No.10734495]

>>10733681
Except when they decide to stand in front of a line of cars, threaten you, your job, try to assault you all because they asked for money and didn't get it, course that's not to say all are like that I find a good amount of docile and hostile homeless, or just worthless drug addicts.
t.security

[Anonymous No.10734501]

>>10734495
The worst is when they block traffic on a green light and people STILL roll down their window and give them money.
STOP REWARDING THEM YOU RETARDS
it's always women doing it too.

[Anonymous No.10734502]

>>10731321
The last thing you'd want in your Starbucks beverage is someone else's diabetic shock. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

[Anonymous No.10734507]

[Anonymous No.10734509]

>>10734501
Kinda depends on where you are, I watch college kids give homeless money more than anyone else

[Anonymous No.10734555]

>>10734507
I never get the point of these types of drink orders. You'll be mixing in so many different types of stuff that the end result is just a sickeningly sweet 'thing'. Like, just overwhelmingly sweet liquid that doesn't particularly taste of anything notable.

[Anonymous No.10734595]

>>10734555
The point is (you)s and upvotes. Then you give it to a homeless person. They need the calories.

[Anonymous No.10734598]

>>10734555
they are probably like that to fuck with the guy who has to prepare them

[Anonymous No.10734760]

>>10732921
>I have a thick accent, but English is still my firsr language
Like a Newfie accent or? Otherwise I have no idea how English can be your first language but you still have an accent.

[Anonymous No.10734774]

>>10734501
>>10734495
>there's a panhandler in my city who has been asking for money because he's "broke and hungry" for years now
>retards still give him money
STOP GODDAMMIT

[Anonymous No.10734781]

>>10734774
They actually perform an important service. It is psychologically beneficial to see people worse off than yourself, especially when you have the opportunity to give or withhold trinkets at your whim.

[Anonymous No.10735014]

>>10734760
Go to the US theres like 40 accents across the country. There are places where people are trying to register their swamp-babble as a new language because 99% of people who speak english cant understand a word theyre saying

[Anonymous No.10735059]

>>10731483
>MSR rewards

so how many paid drinks did that thing cost?

[Anonymous No.10735065]

>>10733681
>theyre not bothering anybody
>leave dirty heroin needles, foil, trash, broken beer bottles and dogshit everywhere

[Anonymous No.10735140]

>>10734495
That comes with the territory. Get a different job if you're too much of a cunt to handle it, you fat fuck.
>>10735065
FUCK YOU. You'd do heroin too if you were living on the streets.

[Anonymous No.10735154]

>>10735140
Methhead go home.

[Anonymous No.10735168]

>>10735059
Shhh, don't worry about it, goy. It's (((free)))!!!

[Anonymous No.10735205]

>>10735154
What I choose to put in my body is none of your business. And where I charge my phone is none of your business.

[Anonymous No.10735333]

>>10734507
i doubt any employee is pumping all that shit in a cup. i imagine at most they do "3 pumps"

[Anonymous No.10735351]

>>10735205
Sir you can't sleep in the bathrooms, please leave or I have to call the police.

[Anonymous No.10735359]

>>10735351
awwww.... b-but i already set up a makeshift cot in the stall

[Anonymous No.10735375]

>>10731483
>>10731491
>Hey, remember when i got that large thing of coffee at star bucks?
....?.....
>H-here is a picture, remember?
.....Why did you....
>I am a silly person!
That seems so wasteful. Even if you managed to share, how many REAL people do you know to share all that?
>..b-but it trended, look at all the likes
And? Does it really matter? Nice use of past tense, because i sure as shit forgot what a massive dip-shit you are
>*sobs*

[Anonymous No.10735448]

G-gee t-thanks for improving shopping experience

[Anonymous No.10735503]

>>10733944
Capitalism, and having customers stupid enough to pay for this shit.

[Anonymous No.10735520]

>>10735448
>implying it doesn't
Ask any brown person how he likes being followed around aggressively by a 6'4" high school dropout in a "security" jacket

I'll take ubiquitous surveillance over that any day, please and thank you. Bring on the cameras

[Anonymous No.10735539]

The people at the Starbucks I go to every now and then love me because I just like straight black coffee with nothing added.

[Anonymous No.10735559]

>>10733101
>t. homeless person
Just make sure you shoot up in their bathrooms you degenerate. That's all I ask.

[Anonymous No.10735573]

>>10735375
Are you talking to pictures?

[Anonymous No.10735621]

>>10731547
you must be a massive fucking faggot or an ultra obnoxious roastie based on that reaction gif

[Anonymous No.10735636]

>>10735573
it's all i talk to

[Anonymous No.10735663]

>>10731483
So did she get away with it because not obliging would look racist

[Anonymous No.10735672]

It is minor irritation I have more to do with customers of majority of coffee chains wherein they must have their drinks in the to-go cup when even sitting in cafe, with never intention of leaving so as to have in hand the "corporate logo as accessory." It is so fucking wasteful. Every time I observe this, wherever I see this, it leaves me mildly disgusted at sheer waste.

[Anonymous No.10735688]

>>10733762
I think they use sugar at least

[Anonymous No.10735698]

>>10733944
Starbucks knocks down all competition that might give better prices with some bad practice, standard in America

[Anonymous No.10735701]

>>10735621
Incels can never fight the urge to out themselves.

[Anonymous No.10735723]

>>10735701
To not use a gif like that is simply 4chan culture

[Anonymous No.10735896]

I don't get starbucks either. It's not that bad (if you like sugared milkshakes), but it's also not special. so yeah, a few stores here and there, sure, but friggin everywhere? Most large cities have like hundreds of them. How and why?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIs4xqRcIdQ
(vid related)

but anyways, I had to try it myself too, at some point. Maybe it really is THAT GOOD…
Nope.
also:
Why do they always fuck up your name?
First time I thought it was because I have a non-english name, so when I went to one the second time (had no other option…), I used a fake name, and they still royally fucked it up.

[Anonymous No.10736054]

>>10735723
it's been in use since that trailer was released you dumb fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.10736120]

>>10736054
and that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.10736328]

>>10734507
How much is even in a "pump", wouldn't it overflow from 605 pumps of fluid?

[Anonymous No.10736349]

>>10735448
To be fair, one of the local stores near me doesn't have camera but have a fat, Indian guy that looks at people suspiciously while pretending to do his job as a security guard. The reviews of the store online are around 3 stars as half of them are people complaining about him giving them the eye. I'd rather cameras than that.

[Anonymous No.10736575]

>>10733807
>immigrants
>shame

[Anonymous No.10736590]

>>10733656
>Should have stuck a .45 in her face.
That would've been hilarious.

[Anonymous No.10736796]

>>10736328
.5oz

[Anonymous No.10736815]

>>10733101
*goes into starbucks*
*takes an entire couch*
*eats outside food*
*takes a shit in the toilet, doesnt flush*
*steals a bunch of honey*
>thank you come again soon

[Anonymous No.10736831]

>>10731483
>dont talk to me until i finish my 60 caramel syrup shots

[Anonymous No.10736879]

>>10731375
Starbucks is about to turn into an overpriced Tim Hortons, it's gonna be great

[Anonymous No.10737757]

>>10733944
Poor peoplewho spend their money pretending to be rich then go back to drinking rainwater and having plastic chairs as furniture

[Anonymous No.10737779]

>>10734760
https://youtu.be/NxVOIj7mvWI

[Anonymous No.10738031]

>>10733264
Jesus Christ look at this faggot

[Anonymous No.10738121]

>>10737779
That community obviously needs some diversity forced on it. Preserving your past is a terrible sin after all.

[Anonymous No.10738149]

>>10737757
Poor people waste money pretending to be rich while rich people live modestly having money in the bank

[Anonymous No.10738209]

>>10736815
Fuck you, only spoiled homecucks do this shit.

[Anonymous No.10739180]

What is going on? Is there some way to get free "coffee"

[Anonymous No.10739184]

>>10738149
Nice meme, but truly rich people don't know what modest living looks like because they only hang out with other rich people.

[Anonymous No.10739203]

>>10736815
Are you homeless or in high school?

[Anonymous No.10739215]

>>10732921
>gave her a free drink
Your friend is a fucking faggot and is contributing to the decline of our country.

[Anonymous No.10739233]

>>10734774
There’s a black dude in my town that will walk up to people and give them a sob story about running out of gas in town to see his pregnant daughter give birth in a town like 1.5 hours away. Not only has he tried it with me 3 times at least, my friends and family say the same thing.

One of these days if I see him again, I’m going to talk some mad shit.

[Anonymous No.10739235]

>>10733745
>tfw the free coffee at work was pretty good
>laffing at the morons who thought it was bad just because they weren't paying for it
>laff harder when they'd buy shittier coffee elsewhere
>last week all their bitching got the management to cave and provide Starbucks coffee instead
>mfw

[Anonymous No.10739268]

>>10733114
This is the perfect situation for a free megadose sample of LSD. She deserves it.

[Anonymous No.10739303]

>>10735059
I used to have schemes to be cheap as fuck at Starbucks using the old MSR program.
>Each drink used to be 1 star.
>5 stars got you a reward.
>Buy a tall coffee for $1.60.
>wait 5 min then ask for refill in a new cup because your current coffee is "cold"
>go back and get refills for both of the coffees and ask for new cups.
>4 coffees for the price of 1
After a week of class/work you have only paid $8+tax for 20 tall coffees and 1 free drink that can be a venti double diabetes frapuccino. Too bad they figured out how many people were taking advantage of the program and made it more strict.

[Anonymous No.10739311]

>>10733117
Underrated post

[Anonymous No.10739314]

>>10735672
What's worse is people who ask for a double shot in a cup to go. Blows my mind that someone can be so needlessly wasteful and impatient that they need a paper cup for something that can be consumed in the time it takes to walk to the door.

[Anonymous No.10739341]

>>10739314
Most people don't like having burns in their mouth.

[Anonymous No.10739385]

>>10735448
>>10736349
Because theft raises the prices for everyone else, niggers.

[Anonymous No.10739408]

>>10739341
So wait 30 seconds? I didn't say "immediately drink your shot" dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.10739549]

>>10739408
30 seconds to cool off a freshly pulled shot to a drinkable temp? Someone else sounds like the fucking idiot here.

[Anonymous No.10740579]

>>10733274
retardated newfag cringeposter

[Anonymous No.10740667]

>>10735672
I also dislike when people have the starbucks cup. It just says "Look how much money I get to blow. Look how much better I am than you." Get the fuck over yourself.

[Anonymous No.10741212]

>>10739549
I'm sorry you're a huge bitch, anon.

[Anonymous No.10741215]

>>10735539
ah, a fellow ross fan
>straight black coffee with no bullshit
a fellow patrician as well

[Anonymous No.10741217]

>>10741215
Everybody likes Ross. He's a fungi

[Anonymous No.10741286]

>>10731321
Who cares just let people drink whatever the fuck they want

[Anonymous No.10741419]

>>10741286
What a cuck

[Anonymous No.10741784]

>>10732562

[Anonymous No.10741814]

>>10741286
Tolerance is so 2000s