/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10714928]

QUICK, MCDONALD’S CHEESEBURGER OFFICER IF ABOUT TO THROW YOU IN THE GULAG IF YOU DON’T REPLY WITH YOUR TYPICAL MCDONALD’S ORDER!
>two cheeseburgers
>small fry
>large coke

[Anonymous No.10714946]

>>10714928
suck my p***** McD

[Anonymous No.10714954]

>>10714928
SIR
FOR ME IT IS THE McCHICKEN, SIR
THE BEST FAST FOOD SANDWICH, SIR

[Anonymous No.10714956]

2 QPs widda cheese & water

[Anonymous No.10714961]

>hot cakes with 2 sausages and 2 hash browns

[Anonymous No.10714964]

>>10714928
>mcdouble
>mcchicken
>medium fry

[Anonymous No.10714980]

>>10714928
10 mcdoubles, no ketchup, just mac sauce
big mac, extra sauce
mcchicken, extra sauce
large diet coke

[Anonymous No.10714984]

>>10714928
breakfast burritos with hot salsa packets.

[Anonymous No.10714989]

Two 20 piece nuggets if I'm feeling fat, one if not.

[Anonymous No.10715002]

>>10714989
And a cup of "water"

[Anonymous No.10715025]

>>10714928
1000 Filet-O-Fish sandwiches or I'll keeelhaul ya and string ya up from the yardarm burgerboy!! ARR!

[Anonymous No.10715030]

I do a 360 and walk away to the Rally's next door.

[Anonymous No.10715134]

>Eating at mcdonalds

throw me in the clanker and melt the key

[Anonymous No.10715164]

>big mac no pickle
>mcchicken no mayo
>med fries w/ big mac sauce on side
>apple pie

[Anonymous No.10715172]

>>10714928
>McDonald's cheeseburger officer
His name is Big Mac you uncultured fuck

[Anonymous No.10715185]

For me it's the Hot & Spicy McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

[Anonymous No.10715204]

>2 mcchickens
>small fries
>small drink
>2-3 chocolate chip cookies

[Anonymous No.10715214]

McRoyal
6 nuggs
coke

[Anonymous No.10715233]

>>10714928
>mcchicken
>medium coke

[Anonymous No.10715239]

two mcchickens, a medium fry and medium drink

[Anonymous No.10715240]

10 piece crispy chicken tenders with signature sauce
large fries
a large cup of ice with no ice

[Anonymous No.10715242]

2 junior chickens
2 mcdoubles
medium chocolate shake
black coffee to send it all out the pooper by the evening.

[Anonymous No.10715243]

>>10715233
would you like fries with that

[Anonymous No.10715249]

>>10715243
No

[Anonymous No.10715256]

>>10715249
we don't cotton to freaks round here
one basket of pain fries coming right up

[Anonymous No.10715325]

>>10714928
Dollar chicken thing
Double cheeseburg
Maybe a parfait if i'm feeling flush

[Anonymous No.10715328]

>>10715242
smart

[Anonymous No.10715382]

>>10714928
Hey can I get a large mac attack combo with one of the burgers being a quarter-pounder and the other being a big mac, and a chocolate shake for the drink? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.10715474]

>stands up
>raises arms in the air
>MC MOTHER FUCKING DOOOONALDSSSSS

[Anonymous No.10715498]

>>10715474
>movie where niggers shoot each other
>mcdonalds!
>back to the movie

murica

[Anonymous No.10715504]

>>10714928
2 to 4 packs of C-4 after sundown. Wouldn't want to hurt the slaveworkers or leave anything of value behind.

[Anonymous No.10715516]

>DQP large combo with a coke
>Two McDoubles

[Anonymous No.10715520]

Just a McFlurry.

Or perhaps a milkshake even though it always tastes of banana whatever I order.

[Anonymous No.10715569]

>>10714928
McChicken
Medium fry
Small milkshake

Nice data mining asshole

[Anonymous No.10715576]

I have never eaten at McDonalds as my IQ is in the triple digits

[Anonymous No.10715591]

>>10715576
As is your chromosome count

[Anonymous No.10715601]

>>10715474
Shit like this is why I keep all my pirated copies of movies on my old hard drive. Even though streaming services exist there's no telling when this type of shit will become reality. Especially with net neutrality being repealed.

[Anonymous No.10715644]

>>10714928
Some kind of friend chicken wrap? With a diet coke and no fries.

[Anonymous No.10715649]

2 mcdoubles
extra onion
extra mustard- but the fuckers never put extra on, everytime

[Anonymous No.10715668]

Cheeseburger
10 McNuggets
And something to drink

[Anonymous No.10715689]

>>10714928
>one McChicken
(I bring a caffeine free diet coke from home. Occasionally I'll buy a small fry)

[Anonymous No.10715692]

20 piece nuggets, no sauce PLEASE. also a, uh, fresh bottle of water.

https://youtu.be/yo4rkzAJmzQ

[Anonymous No.10715694]

McDouble and a McChicken put together and whenever I do get fries I have them with Buffalo and Ranch sauce. I usually have a drink before I go so I don't get one.

[Anonymous No.10715712]

>>10714928
Ive played in his head before.

[Anonymous No.10715718]

>>10714980
make that 2 large diets

[Anonymous No.10715723]

>>10714928
big mac meal with a coke

[Anonymous No.10715728]

>>10715474
Must restock verification cans

[Anonymous No.10715775]

>>10714928
20 piece Nuggets
Bacon McDouble
Large Sweet Tea

[Anonymous No.10715799]

>>10714928
>10 piece mcnuggetts

That's it because literally everything else, shakes and fries included, have gone to complete fucking shit in the last 10 years at Mcdonalds. Their food is absolutely terrible, even by fast food standards.

[Anonymous No.10715800]

>>10715799
Actually I think some of their breakfast items are pretty good desu, I can't pretend the mcgriddle and the chicken biscuit aren't good. But Any of their non breakfast items that aren't nuggets are still absolute dog shit.

[Anonymous No.10715809]

One bacon mcdouble no sauce
Two crispy tendies and honey mustard
Combine them

[Anonymous No.10715823]

>>10714928
2 sweet barbecue bacon burgers
1 mcchicken
3 piece tenders
large diet coke
fried apple pie

[Anonymous No.10715834]

4 McDoubles, Cheese and Ketchup only.

I have my own drinks at home, drinks and fries are a scam.

[Anonymous No.10716020]

double quarter with cheese, no ketchup and no bun, with lettuce. I order this maybe once or twice a month, and only if there are no other options nearby that let me keep my carb count low.

[Anonymous No.10716068]

1 medium strawberry banana smoothie

[Anonymous No.10716369]

shamrock shake because i never go to mcdonalds anymore, they said they were missing machinery for shamrock shakes where i live so i just made one myself

[Anonymous No.10716440]

2-3 mcdoubles
Medium fry

I just take the pickles off at home. Drinks at home, too.

[Anonymous No.10716470]

>snack mode
2 crispy snack wraps, maybe a medium fry
>with a girl mode
nuggets
>getting drunk at home alone mode
6 mcdoubles and a 20 piece nugget to eat cold throughout the night

[Anonymous No.10716471]

>>10714928
>steak egg 'n cheese on a bagel
>two hash browns
>drive to white castle to get lavaburst Hi-C>>10715728

[Anonymous No.10716481]

Hi there how ya doin? I'll have one quarter pounder with cheese ahhh and that's all. Actually a medium fry too. Or whatever the smallest one is. Thank you very much!

[Anonymous No.10716527]

>>10715030
>360

Retard, you'd be facing the same direction

[Anonymous No.10716535]

Bacon mcdub, mcchick, md fries, berry n creme pie and a drank.

[Anonymous No.10716564]

>mfw you have to pay 40cents extra for a flavor shot on the $1 iced coffee
The caramel flavor was the only good one REEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.10716610]

>>10715591
What a retarded thing to say

[Anonymous No.10716727]

I would like a 10 piece nuggies with a cup of ranch and a cup of baffalo sauce, a medium fries, and a milk

My wife's son would like 6 piece nugget mighty kids meal with apple slices and an apple juice

[Anonymous No.10716927]

Yes, Um... i would like a small fry and directions to the nearest Wendy's. thank you.

[Anonymous No.10716941]

I'll pass. They always get my order wrong. Literally, always. And it always gives me diarrhea. Fucking everytime.

[Anonymous No.10716960]

it's my biweekly cheat day order
>three cheesburgers
>large fry
>20pc nug
>hot apple pie

I usually eat all of the fries first, then a cheeseburger, then 15 of the nuggets. Then, I finish the other two cheeseburgers. Halfway through the 3rd burger I start feeling sick, bloated, and pathetic. I force myself to finish it, drinking lots of chilled water between bites. Finally, I slowly finish the remaining nuggets, while on the verge of passing out. Then to wrap it all up I eat the apple pie, which by now is room temperature.
After all this, it is usually 11:00PM, since I place my order (with the mcdonalds app to save $2) right around 10:00. So, I brush my teeth and crawl into bed. But, I have to first set the thermostat to 71°. Otherwise, I can never get to bed. I then wake up around noon, and drink about a liter of water. For the remainder of the day I get nothing productive done, as I'm still digesting everything and feel like a slob

[Anonymous No.10716972]

>>10714928
Three bacon McDoubles and a large fries to go.

[Anonymous No.10716983]

>>10714928
HIS NAME IS OFFICER BIG MAC YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, SHOW SOME RESPECT

also i'll have a quarter pounder deluxe, medium fries and diet coke

[Anonymous No.10717040]

1 mcdouble with mac sauce, 1 chicken, and a water please.

[Anonymous No.10717049]

>>10717040
Goddammit. Mcchicken.

[Anonymous No.10717101]

> SIR

>1 big mac meal
>junior chicken (leaf) or McNuggets

[Anonymous No.10717135]

bacon egg cheese biscuit, hash, black coffee

[Anonymous No.10717239]

>>10715164
>mcchicken no mayo

fight me 1 on 1 I'm serious

[Anonymous No.10717475]

>>10717239
I just dont like mayo man

[Anonymous No.10717479]

>two triple cheese burgers
>large fry
>six piece mcnuggets
>large coke

tfw only 170 lbs

[Anonymous No.10717483]

2 junior McBurgers and a piping hot cup o' chino please sir!

[Anonymous No.10717484]

>>10714928
large fries (2 hashbrown if breakfast)

vegan btw

[Anonymous No.10717486]

>>10714928
lately it's just been 2 dollar cheeseburgers and a medium fry cause i've been out of a job for almost a year now and i don't want to cost anyone too much money but i could eat an entire basket of fries and two quarter pounders and some nuggets
i'd feel like shit after but i'd be happy for a moment

[Anonymous No.10717514]

A beer

[Anonymous No.10718297]

>>10714928
>double quarter pounder with cheese
>medium coke
>large fries
I'm not fat I swear

[Anonymous No.10718541]

Directions to the nearest Wendy's

[Anonymous No.10718625]

>>10716527
Brainlet

[Anonymous No.10718640]

-Double quarter pounder with cheese, no onions
-Large fries
-Medium soft drink (whatever I'm feeling that day, usually coke or sprite but sometimes dr. pepper or something else)
-Shamrock shake if they're in season

[Anonymous No.10718646]

>>10714928
Big Mac
Large fry
10 nuggets
A mcchicken
Large orange pop

[Anonymous No.10718762]

>>10714928
F

[Anonymous No.10718956]

>>10716960
nice blog fag

[Anonymous No.10719029]

>large coke
>filet o fish
>no fries

[Anonymous No.10719070]

A double cheeseburger menu, fries and coke or strawberry shake.

[Anonymous No.10719078]

McChicken
10 Nuggies
Small unsweetened iced tea

[Anonymous No.10719752]

>not getting big mac sauce on the side for your fries
fucking plebs, all of you