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10708037 No.10708037 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>buy VOSS
>now I have a cheap glass bottle I can reuse and look ballin

who /VOSS/ here?

>> No.10708066

>>10708037

i buy voss only for the bottle, i use the water for my cat

>> No.10708072

>>10708066
pics of cat

>> No.10708078

Same here.

>> No.10708092

>>10708037
>take voss bottle to gym
>ensure qts are in the vicinity
>chug from voss bottle between big sets
>say nothing and go home

>> No.10708094

>>10708072
Huh?

>> No.10708096

>>10708094
based huh poster

>> No.10708097

>>10708092
Awesome. I do this too. I only ever bought one bottle, but I refill it from the tap. Nobody knows.

>> No.10708106

>>10708037
Threadly reminder the water is not even from Voss. Nor the same part of Norway. Nor an artesian spring. It's bog standard lake water. We laugh at vossfags who think they are drinking the really good stuff.
Hah, we say. Hah hah hah.

>> No.10708114

>>10708106
You can't sell "artesian water" in EU and it not be artesian water. Bog water? probably only in america

>> No.10708116
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>>10708106
>bog standard water

quick rundown?

>> No.10708117

>>10708114
Bog water is good desu. I meant "completely ordinary" "nothing special".

>> No.10708123

>>10708116
https://www.tv2.no/a/3303436 it's literally tap water. If you live in Iveland municipality you drink, shower and flush your shit with "Voss water". It's not even that good, as far as Norwegian water goes.

>> No.10708136

>>10708123
VOSS claims it was just a baseless allegation. idk why your national tv has such a hateboner for it

>> No.10708190

>>10708136
>VOSS claims it was just a baseless allegation
That's not what it says in the article. They literally confirm they use the exact same water.

>> No.10708226

>>10708136
TV2 is commercial, not nationalized. You're thinking of NRK. Also the dispute was over whether it was artesian or not. It comes from an aquifer. So no.

>> No.10708232

>>10708226
> It comes from an aquifer. So no.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artesian_aquifer

are you for real?

>> No.10708254

>>10708232
>Under positive pressure
Are (you) for real? The water works pumps it up.
All rectangles are not squares.

>> No.10708267

>be me
Oh really

>> No.10708310

MODS! MODS! MODS!

BAN THE WATER THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S NOT FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

>> No.10708370

>>10708267
>be (you)
not really

>> No.10708371

>glass bottle
nah mate they're plastic i think

>> No.10708391

>>10708371
only in the us

>> No.10708394

>>10708037
what the fuck I did the same

>> No.10708565

>>10708310
>ragey alkie detected

>> No.10708570

>>10708391
they sell glass bottles here too

>> No.10709249

>>10708565
lol

>> No.10709257

>frogposting

>> No.10709411

>>10709257
>shrekposting

>> No.10709414

My ex-gf is from the town of voss. She was really pretty.

>> No.10709423
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10709423

best, most refreshing water coming through

>> No.10709562

>>10708037
It's fine when paid Reddit shills shill water
but not Monster

the absolute state of >>>/ck/

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>>10708310
>>10709562
SORRY FOR PARTY VOSSING

>> No.10709738

>>10709562
PARTY VOSS IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>> No.10709745

>>10708310
cry me a river
stone hard liver

>> No.10709792

>>10708136

>hateboner

another reddit term

>> No.10709808

>>10708037
>glass bottle
Where do you live that it comes in glass?
Here it's plastic.

>> No.10709977

>>10709808
you can get it glass everywhere

>> No.10709995

>>10709808
>>10709977
Where I live it used to be glass but they recently switched to plastic.

>> No.10710047

>>10708310
this

>> No.10710101
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>>10708037
Sparkling masterrace. I have 4 bottles I reuse with my filtered water.

>> No.10710455

>>10709562
I didn't even notice sipfaggotry was gone.

>> No.10710475

>>10708092
big if true

>> No.10710648

>>10710455
same, I'm grateful though

>> No.10710661
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10710661

>>10708037
Is that VOSS?

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>>10710661
Except one day I rolled up, holding a glass bottle, full VOSS, and I think you know what happened next.

>> No.10712212

There's no denying the aesthetic value of a bottle of VOSS™ Artesian Water

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>>10708106
The real reason why it tastes better here in the US. (and also more expensive) is because its bottled in glass and mot plastic like LITTERALLY everything else here is. Im fucking 26 and it took me drinking voss and pic related to realize you can actually taste the goddamn difference. Draw whatever conclusion you want about america from that you want.

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10712393

Tbh I would always get shit like smartwater, voss, evian, fiji, etc. just because of the bottle. Its kind of like passive aggressively flexing on people

>> No.10712747

>>10712184
I don't know, what happened?