Getting Drunk Cheap

[Anonymous No.10691359]

What's your preferred cheap disgusting alcohol, /ck/? What do you do when you have $30 to your name until your next pay and you wanna get little to ignore the pain of existence?

Personally, my go to is a couple of Mike's Harders. 8%, and they're usually on sale for $3.50 for 2. Yeah, they basically taste like feet but there's enough sugar in there to chug 'em.

PS fuck Clubtails. If you can stomach Clubtails, you are a goddamn monster.

[Anonymous No.10691365]

>>10691359
Buy the cheapest after shave you can find and drink it.

[Anonymous No.10691370]

>>10691365
sounds minty and frothy

[Anonymous No.10691375]

for me it's Natty Daddy, the cheapest booze available with the lowest calorie to high abv ratio.
Fuck sugary shit.

[Anonymous No.10691382]

>>10691375
I'm not gonna knock you, but I just can't drink them. I can deal with PBR but not natty

[Anonymous No.10691458]

Depends on how much cash i have on hand. But mostly handles of cheap vodka or 18racks of pbr or whatever is cheap. Im done drinking Rolling Rock though. Shit makes me sweat weird. Found an 18 of henrys for 8.99 the othet day. Fuck yeah!

[Anonymous No.10691536]

>>10691458
never tried henrys, sounds too sweet

[Anonymous No.10691575]

>>10691359

Get yourself a handle of Admiral Nelson

[Anonymous No.10691586]

>>10691382
Yeah, Natty Daddys are a bit rough but I find them much easier to drink than regular Steelys. Natty Ice is perfect to me but lower abv.
I used to drink a lot of the sugary drinks but the last time I drank a 4loko I had a hangover with the worst headache of my life and I just can't do them anymore.

[Anonymous No.10691600]

>>10691359
95% alcohol
$20

[Anonymous No.10691609]

Chinese Baijiu if you have an asian grocery near you.
5-7$ for 55%~ Alcohol

[Anonymous No.10691619]

>>10691600
Illegal drug in some states

[Anonymous No.10691632]

>>10691600
This sounds like a trip to the hospital waiting to happen

[Anonymous No.10691655]

>>10691632
The first time I drank it, my friends had to call an ambulance, though they didn't do anything. It tastes like nothing and is too easy to consume way more than needed. I learned my lesson with that drink.

[Anonymous No.10691665]

Steel Reserve taste doesn't bother me but gives me killer hangovers if go too far(puked yellow shit and couldn't sleep all last night)

Natty taste worse to me but I can sleep easier after binge drinking but I need to get more of it the next day

[Anonymous No.10691682]

Skip the malt liquor shitty hangovers

Plastic handle vodka or svedka for 17.99 if you can't stomach plastic handles. Get those 1L super sweet Lipton fruit punches for a buck each or hit the dollar store for 2 liters (usually the drive there ends up burning the money anyway) and wala that should last you a day or two of you are a serious alcoholic or up to a week if you are a relative normie.

t. Former alcoholic

[Anonymous No.10691720]

>>10691682
That's not an awful idea, I but that would leave me with $10 for food until thursday. I'm not an alcoholic, but life's been pretty down recently and I just want to not be sober for a bit you know? Also that pizza looks pretty yummy, though I personally dislike pepperoni.

[Anonymous No.10692558]

>>10691600
I wretched a little when I saw this.
>would literally have to mix it with water just to get it down, instantly dries your mouth out.
Straight up fucking dangerous. That shit should not be consumed.

[Anonymous No.10692572]

>>10691682
Malt liquor makes my stomach hurl

[Anonymous No.10692593]

>>10691359
The last time I only had $30 to my name was decades ago...late '80's maybe...I don't have any issue like that now...

[Anonymous No.10692607]

I keep a few bottles of Aldi's 2 buck Chuck handy in case I have a Friday night with no plans. One of those plus a couple shots can get me wherever I need to be. Roasties have the right idea getting drunk from wine all the time, beer is enjoyable on its own but if you're drinking enough to get anywhere intoxication-wise you'll be so bloated and sick that it's not even worth it. Beer is best for sustaining a buzz, not getting it.
A good old 40 (Colt 45 being my preference) is nice too, gets you comfortably tipsy without crossing the line into straight-up drunkenness. They're about $3 at the liqueur steur

[Anonymous No.10692616]

>>10691359
a pint of burnetts is 4 bucks
a fifth is like 7

[Anonymous No.10692619]

>>10692558

Back in the day I learned to drink that shit straight, I kept it in a flask and would take small sips at parties. People always were interested in what was in the flask, so I'd tell them to take a bit swig because it was really good stuff. Then I'd laugh my ass off, I was an asshole back then. Worst of all this was high school, probably why I'm an alcoholic now.

[Anonymous No.10692660]

What happened to the al/ck/ threads?

[Anonymous No.10692679]

>>10691359
I can get two handles of vodka for under $30, but that doesn't get me through a week.

[Anonymous No.10692698]

>>10692660
Janitors kept deleting them because they're a bunch of newfags.

[Anonymous No.10692700]

>What do you do when you have $30 to your name until your next pay and you wanna get little to ignore the pain of existence?
I have some relatives that will hook me up with a jar of Moonshine.
I keep a jar in my pantry for medicinal purposes.

[Anonymous No.10692816]

>>10691359
I usually get 6 bottles of red wine for $20 and they last me the day and plenty left over to get me through till the bottle shop opens the next morning, too.

[Anonymous No.10692820]

For me, its the boxed wine. Delicious and nutritious.

[Anonymous No.10692902]

snakebite made with cheap white cider (eg frosty jack's or 3 hammers) and super strength lager (eg oranjeboom 8.5%)
that'll put hairs on your chest
i can usually drink for days, but 3 pints of that stuff and i know about it
5 pints and we're approaching blackout territory
splash a bit of blackcurrant cordial in there for a diesel if the taste is too dystopian

[Anonymous No.10693017]

$6 bottle of whiskey, or 500ml chu hi for $1.50

[Anonymous No.10693060]

>>10693017
I got diabetes from drinking waaaay too much Chu-hi living in Japan.
Go the whiskey anon.

[Anonymous No.10693068]

The cheapest way to drink in Ontario is Colt 45 according to my math.

[Anonymous No.10693079]

>>10693068
Oe800 out here in bc

[Anonymous No.10693127]

*blocks your path*

>>10691600
Just drink rubbing gasoline

[Anonymous No.10693129]

>>10693127
>rubbing gasoline
Fuck I'm stupid, I was gonna type rubbing alcohol but decided to change it to gasoline. I need to go to bed

[Anonymous No.10693136]

>>10691600
I had a mate in high school, and his father was from Eastern Europe.
He's make 95% shit he called 'grappa' out of animal feces and if you put a bit on your hands and rubbed vigorously, you could smell the feces.
We were poor as fuck but would still prefer to buy cheap shit from the bottle-o rather than drink his shit.

[Anonymous No.10693167]

>>10693136
that sound ridiculous

[Anonymous No.10693176]

wine punch

[Anonymous No.10693181]

>>10691600
man what the fuck is this?

[Anonymous No.10693359]

I homebrew and distill, so booze is cheaper than food. Cheap alcohol? Sure, but I also know everything that goes into my booze too.

Pic related, a recent brew of mine shooped with a middle earth background.

[Anonymous No.10693396]

>>10691720
Big ass plastic bucket with airtight lid, $5.
Airlock and grommet, $3.
Cider yeast, $3-4.
Canned or pasteurised low acidity fruit juice, 1/3 of your bucket.
Water, 1/3 of your bucket.
There you go, a homemade pruno kit.
Here in Australia we had ‘oztops’, which are a bottletop with yeast reservoir and airlock, that you could literally screw on to a bottle of fruit juice from the supermarket to make wine.

[Anonymous No.10694481]

>>10691600
I drank 8 oz. of this straight just to see if I could
My friends were concerned, awed, and entertained
Good times

[Anonymous No.10694494]

>>10691600
One of my more surreal memories was hanging out with some old friends, and a girl I used to like casually pulls out a handle of this and takes a 3-second pull like it's nothing
Then we all tried some and could barely hold it down.

[Anonymous No.10694503]

For me, it's Earthquake the superior natural disaster in a can.

Tastes like pure ass but boy it's cheap and strong as fuck.

[Anonymous No.10694527]

>>10691375
Idk what people see in the Natty Daddy, I just can't handle them. And I'm a booze hound.

>>10691600
This Is the correct answer for cheapest drunk. Everclear is the easiest booze to mix, you just dump it into a bucket with a jug of the cheapest fruit juice you can find.

[Anonymous No.10694801]

>>10691359
store brand rum :3

[Anonymous No.10695048]

The one and only. Well only in nipland.
Other than that its ABC brand vodka.

[Anonymous No.10695112]

>>10694503
every time i see an empty on the ground i shudder a bit. that persons life must be hell.

[Anonymous No.10695134]

>>10691359
You are literally retarded. I can buy a 1.5 of shit vodka for about the same price as your two energy drinks and can get blasted for days.

[Anonymous No.10695185]

>>10691359
Milwaukees best Ice. $6 for 12.

[Anonymous No.10695313]

>>10695048
Dude I got diabetes drinking exactly this and the grapefruit one.
I drank a shitload all day/night for several years to accomplish this, but yeah, they are cheap, decent %alcohol sugary drinks no doubt.

[Anonymous No.10695316]

SKOL

[Anonymous No.10695322]

>>10692660
it's on /bant/ now

[Anonymous No.10695326]

>>10691359
colt 45 will destroy you everytime

you can get like two 40oz for 5 dollars

[Anonymous No.10695347]

>>10695322
The haters there keep bumping it while we are all here talking about alcohol lols.
I was bumping 7 relevant alcohol threads here for about 3 hours last night.
As long as it's not an al/ck/ thread the mods seem not to care.
At one stage there were 6 threads about alcohol on the first page. It seems the mods prefer it that way?

[Anonymous No.10695359]

yeah, I go with mike's harder and a couple shots of fireball....

[Anonymous No.10695407]

best price/quality

[Anonymous No.10695466]

>>10695407
How much anon?
There is god awful stuff in Japan, and sure it's cheaper but just not worth the savings.

[Anonymous No.10695472]

>>10695466
$40 for 40 oz

[Anonymous No.10695513]

>>10695472
The torys black (bottom shelf) is 2.7litres, (91 ounces) and is 2415yen ($28.53 Canadian).
That entire bottom shelf is so bad you just buy the good stuff since the tax in Japan on alcohol is so minimal compared to all western countries.

[Anonymous No.10695570]

Ibuprofen + drink of choice, pretty ez to get fucked up fast, 200mg and 1-2 beers for decent, 400mg and a beer or two to be fucking gone

6.0 and 190lbs for refrence

[Anonymous No.10695573]

Aldi vodka at €4.99. Like many other Aldi products it's just as good as something 3 times the price elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.10695574]

Four Loko

[Anonymous No.10695705]

I dunno. I live within walking distance of 3 Liquor Marts-not just small good stores though it is the hood but 3 medium to large stores. There is always something on sale. A 12 of Natty is $7.50 all day everyday. Mike's Harder is about $2 a 25oz can. Handles of vodka are on sale for $7.50 right now. Cheap liquor is something I don't gotta worry about.
t.Cityfag

[Anonymous No.10695713]

>>10695513
That's one thing The Nuclear Testing Site got right. No sin tax.

[Anonymous No.10695775]

>>10695407
this or royal reserve

[Anonymous No.10695777]

>>10695407
A FUCKING LEAF

[Anonymous No.10695798]

>>10695777
leaves are an important part of our ecosystem.

[Anonymous No.10695813]

>>10691359
get a handle of the cheapest vodka and mix it with your choice of juice or sugary drink.

[Anonymous No.10695923]

>>10695513
How bad is Nikka Black supposed to be, and is it scotch-style or what? I'm interested in it as a connoisseur of bottomshelf, because it's a cheap offering among japanese whisky that's usually fairly expensive, and because of the name.

[Anonymous No.10695945]

>>10691359
Just buy a bottle of bottom shelf vodka if you wanna get drunk cheap.

[Anonymous No.10695982]

>>10695945
vodka makes me puke

[Anonymous No.10695991]

>>10693359
>tfw you will never a New Zealand moonshine hermit

[Anonymous No.10695994]

>>10695982
I'll make you puke.

[Anonymous No.10696006]

>>10695407
Don't believe this man's lies; I got memed on with that Alberta Premium shit and realized I might as well be drinking rubbing alcohol / vodka.

[Anonymous No.10696101]

>>10696006
18 bucks for a half gal, + a 2 liter of coke

[Anonymous No.10696203]

>>10695923
Couldn't possibly in good conscious say anything at all good about it.
I have tried it and it felt like I had drank battery acid.

[Anonymous No.10696803]

>>10695048

Oh look at Richy rich over here, with his 150yen brand name drink. Too good for Topvalu eh?

[Anonymous No.10696827]

>>10691600
>not making Riot Punch
I bet everyone else here doesn't even drink Fight Milk

[Anonymous No.10696837]

>>10696827
do tell

[Anonymous No.10696846]

>>10691359
4loko and Natty Daddies, trader joes wine and bottom shelf gin.

[Anonymous No.10696977]

>>10691600
I have fond(?) memories of getting absolutely trashed on this shit the summer after Freshman year of college with my friends. At one point that summer my gf called and dumped me halfway through a weekend of partying- you can imagine how fucked up I ended up getting.

[Anonymous No.10697553]

>>10696203
The worst liquor I've ever had was a $13 liter of scotch, which is actually worse than it sounds because my state has high liquor prices

[Anonymous No.10698431]

>>10691600
This stuff is garbage, it gets you drunk without the buzz.

[Anonymous No.10698440]

>>10691359
i don't drink alcohol because it is poison and causes cancer. marketing alcohol to kids is a crime, btw.

[Anonymous No.10698931]

>>10696101
>18 bucks for a half gal
must be nice living in freedomland

[Anonymous No.10699115]

>>10691600
>95%?
You are like a little baby.

But seriously a 10 dollar bottle of vodka will probably do it.

[Anonymous No.10699119]

>>10695347
At the end of the day /ck/ isn't worth it for them. They have to police /a/ and /v/ the real kingdoms on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.10699193]

Keystone Light baby

[Anonymous No.10699246]

>>10699115
>>10691600
>amerykanskie bydlo drinking undiluted spirytus
you're supposed to use that for punch and infusions you know

[Anonymous No.10699305]

>>10691359
vodka that's so bottom shelf you have to dig under the floor to get it and sparkling water

[Anonymous No.10699319]

>>10699305
you mean sparkling gasoline?

[Anonymous No.10699342]

Homemade hard cider is less than 1$/liter with 10-15% ABV ranges.
Takes no skill to make too.

[Anonymous No.10699470]

>>10691600
Best answer for cost effective drunk. I really like it over ice with a fresh squeezed grapefruit in there and just a bit of honey. Equal parts grapefruit (pulp and juice) and everclear with a nice tablespoon of honey. Will blow your mind how tasty. Dont drink too fast. Can be downed like water but is strong as straight 100 proof spirits.

>>10691359
Next best answer to everclear has to be boxed wine. Franzia isn't bad if you stick to their reds. Best calorie/alcohol/cost/simplicity combination in my book. I get a box every week or so and it keeps me going. A nice balanced buzz as well.

[Anonymous No.10699475]

Colt 45. They were okay when ice cold.

[Anonymous No.10699489]

>>10695982
Drinking too much too fast makes you puke. Moron.

[Anonymous No.10699500]

>>10699489
I was drinking at the same rate as other drinks...moron

[Anonymous No.10699542]

>>10695513
>soda bottle plastic cap on a handle

[Anonymous No.10699544]

[Anonymous No.10699592]

£4.59 for 3 litres. £3.59 in some stores.

Tastes fucking awful though at 7.5% strength it does the job.

[Anonymous No.10699597]

>>10699592
Forgot the pic.

[Anonymous No.10699603]

>>10691359
>What do you do when you have $30 to your name until your next pay and you wanna get little to ignore the pain of existence
i go to bed

[Anonymous No.10699652]

>>10699193

Flavored water for the loss

[Anonymous No.10699663]

>>10691359

make your own, you cheap dildo.

[Anonymous No.10699711]

>>10691600
This. Class 6 had the Military Special brand for $10 a fifth all the time. Military life is not safe, and that has fuck all to do with a war zone and much more to do with giving a bunch of fucking idiots with no life experience way too much damn money and 24/7 access to cheap booze so long as you're CONUS.

[Anonymous No.10699722]

>>10699115
Dan, is that you?

[Anonymous No.10699758]

>>10696827
Fight Milk? JK or a very strong White Russian?
Oh yeah I see old-like 60+ Black guys drinking cheap Scotch and milk. I forget what they called it.

[Anonymous No.10699777]

>>10691359
I get that disgusting echo falls wine for less than three pounds at Tesco. Drink the whole thing myself before moving onto harder liquor

[Anonymous No.10699782]

>>10699777
less than 4, not 3 pounds. woops

[Anonymous No.10699981]

>>10699319
That's a great term anon I'm gonna call it that from now on.

[Anonymous No.10700067]

Here in the UK it has to be a bottle of 3 hammers. 3 litres of 7.5% god awful cider for around 4.20 bongs or so, and it always manages to get me drunk.

[Anonymous No.10700090]

>>10691586
>wants to cheaply ignore the pain of existence
>doesn't order heroin from the netherlands to shoot up

[Anonymous No.10700212]

>>10691359
>wants to cheaply ignore the pain of existence
>doesn't order heroin from the netherlands to shoot up

[Anonymous No.10700225]

>>10700212
>OP asks about alcohol
>dumb weeb suggests heroin
Fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.10700340]

NZ has exorbitant alcohol tax, so usually it's the cheapest bottle of wine and a couple of 10% moa brewery beers. Usually I'd take a couple of benzos with it but I did that last week and blacked out. Apparently I appeared sober enough to buy a bottle of apple sourz and drop my kik on soc seeking validation. Literally no memory of this.

[Anonymous No.10700636]

>>10699246
..... No I did not know. Brb going to hospital to check on this ulcer.

[Anonymous No.10700936]

>>10691359
4loko or just say fuck it and get the 4 for $5 deal the liquor stores have for the regular Steele Reserve.

[Anonymous No.10700965]

1L of vodka costs me $8.
So 1L of vodka.

My gas-station go-to is either 4Loko JOOSE (14% ABV, about $2.50) or a 40oz

[Anonymous No.10700994]

>>10693167
it is, grappa is some kind of italian vodka iirc, no one makes moonshine out of feces, too. People mostly use rye, sugar or fruits here. Or potatoes if they wanna keep it cheap.
t. polan

[Anonymous No.10701014]

>>10691359
some shit called Rockdale Ice is $3.28 for 6pk of 16oz at walmart

[Anonymous No.10701090]

>>10700994
this, why would anyone make alcohol out of shit when you can just search the forest for wild fruit / steal it from someone's orchard
or just buy potatoes or any other cheap grain, moonshine is extremely cheap to make

[Anonymous No.10701424]

For Finland the cheapest bought alcohol is Gambina or Marabello, strong wine cocktails at about 21% abv - comes in 0,75l bottles and costs about 8 or 9 euros.

But the cheapest is to make your own out of yeast, sugar and water

All of these guarantee you a shitty hangover

[Anonymous No.10701456]

>>10701424
>costs about 8 or 9 euros.
That sucks - in Germany we can get the same amount of shit tier Wodka for 5€

[Anonymous No.10701470]

>>10701456

Alcohol is taxed high because it's easy money for the gubmint, also Alko stores have the monopoly so there is no competition.

[Anonymous No.10701550]

>>10701470
I thought monopolies were banned by the EU.

[Anonymous No.10701565]

>>10701550
its called taxation

[Anonymous No.10701772]

lime a ritas are 2 for $2 at my local store and the same strength as OP so those

[Anonymous No.10702018]

Wine is the cheapest here. We have very high alcohol tax.

Having a good one friends. Fuck the jan.

[Anonymous No.10702757]

>>10693136
what the fuck kinda borat ass shit is this nigga.
fucking disgusting, i can smell the shitty alcohol now.

[Anonymous No.10703586]

>>10691359
just buy goon you retard

[Anonymous No.10703631]

>>10691359
I've lived in a bunch of different countries.
In Australia, Goon (boxed wine, like $9 for 4L)
In Asia, Shochu/Soju (boxed rice whisky, $9 for 2-3L but twice as strong as wine)
In Canada, weed. They dont have cheap alcohol there.

[Anonymous No.10703635]

>>10691359
Skip the booze and use the money on food instead.

[Anonymous No.10703638]

>>10695048
>>10695313
No-one drinks the lemon/grapefruit one of these anymore. They have 2-4 seasonal flavours that change every month.
We just finished up having Bitter Apple and Bitter Orange for late winter and spring, now we have Lychee, Kiwifruit and Bitter Grape for summer. Shit's great.

[Anonymous No.10703762]

>>10691600
I unironically drink this. I mix it as 75% Everclear 25% distilled water (or rainwater). Call it a General Ripper.

Can also get it even cheaper, since I live in the city it's bottled in.

[Anonymous No.10703959]

>been sober probably 3 months
>first thing i want to do when i get home is get fucking wrecked
>remembering the horrible withdrawals and puking last time only barely helps
fug

[Anonymous No.10704061]

>>10703959
>when you get really drunk and horny and jerk off but after you cum your dick hurts for like an hour

[Anonymous No.10704071]

William Lawson's 10 euro where I live

Not that disgusting and still cheap enough to set my brain on fire when i'm broke

[Anonymous No.10704410]

I drink port as it's a good compromise between price and ABV, spirits are just way too much here in Aus or else i'd drink them.

[Anonymous No.10704542]

>>10691359
if I had $30 to my name and needed alcohol, I sure as fuck wouldn't buy mike's harder.

I bought a handle of vodka for $10 recently, step your shit up.

[Anonymous No.10704549]

>>10704542
30$ is a lot of money desu, that could last me a whole week

[Anonymous No.10704580]

>>10691600
This wouldn't be sold here, but I'd unironically drink this too. Can't understand why you'd not be able to make good mixed drinks with this? Stretch other spirits, make coolers, spritzs etc for less money than having to use cheap white rum or vodka? Just use a little less of it?

[Anonymous No.10705688]

>>10691359
Old English or Coors Banquet tall boys from the corner halal-run bodega back at uni. Scrounge for quarters and get a cheap buzz on before going to sleep.

In the alternative: A couple sixes of Corona or Peroni, $10 Polish wodka, or EJ VSOP. All piss.

[Anonymous No.10705713]

Find some change and buy two of these bad boys. Comes to $18.01 after tax per 36rack in my state.

[Anonymous No.10705849]

>>10691359
>you have $30 to your name until your next pay and you wanna get little to ignore the pain of existence?
That's a huge amount of money, what the fuck?

Anyway, for me, it is Labatt Bleue Dry 10.1%

All of you itt are plebs and are probably either underage or only started drinking at 21 and are currently 21 1/2

[Anonymous No.10705863]

>>10691359
5 liter box of red wine or 10 dollar handle of vodka and cheap lemonade

[Anonymous No.10705887]

I'll just not be an alkie and buy a $21 handle of smirinoff and a case of pebis

[Anonymous No.10705902]

>>10705849
i didnt know this existed. i love labatt but i assume this has nothing in common taste-wise

[Anonymous No.10705989]

>>10699115
pssh nothing personnel - cheap and effective

[Anonymous No.10706356]

>>10691600
Oh Christ no.

[Anonymous No.10706375]

>>10691359
4loko black.. which is green apple flavor. 2 of them on an empty stomach will put u down