/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10690143]

Confess your sins, /ck/

[Anonymous No.10690157]

>>10690143
I drink instant coffee when I'm in a rush or too tired to brew my own, which is usually around now since work is always on crunch mode these months.

[Anonymous No.10690167]

>>10690143
I spent 320$ on health related supplements this month.

[Anonymous No.10690170]

>>10690143
I realized Japanese food is trash after moving here

[Anonymous No.10690171]

>>10690143
I keep a jar of pepperoncini peppers on my desk that I snack on

[Anonymous No.10690181]

Sometimes when i make roasted garlic I will eat up to 15 cloves by themselves.

[Anonymous No.10690206]

I sometimes snack on fried onions.

[Anonymous No.10690214]

>>10690143
I keep spitting the hulls in my seed cup...

[Anonymous No.10690226]

>>10690143
I spent $500 on two sushi dinners this month and probably the same amount on groceries

[Anonymous No.10690263]

I lied to my Muslim friend. The hot dog was made of pork.

[Anonymous No.10690296]

>>10690263
Where's the sin?

[Anonymous No.10690304]

>>10690143
Sometimes the only two meals I eat on a day are both slices of bread with chocolate

[Anonymous No.10690310]

>>10690304
It's the first fatty

[Anonymous No.10690314]

>>10690310
i-i'm not fat anon

[Anonymous No.10690326]

>>10690314
I'm sorry anon. I meant that for
>>10690226

[Anonymous No.10690362]

>>10690143
I don't wash my hands. Ever.

[Anonymous No.10690363]

cornflakes are my second favourite food

[Anonymous No.10690370]

>>10690157
instant coffee can be decent

[Anonymous No.10690400]

>>10690143
I eat constantly throughout the day and that's why I'm grotesque. I also drink far, far too much.

I should start smoking again to ensure an incredibly early demise.

[Anonymous No.10690549]

>>10690143
I went over my calorie limit yesterday, so I'll eat less today. Not too bad it was only like 120 calories.

[Anonymous No.10690609]

>>10690143
i ate canned chickpeas with sriracha on them for lunch. nothing else with it

[Anonymous No.10690624]

>>10690143
I miss al/ck/

[Anonymous No.10690626]

>>10690143
i burnt my carbonara today

[Anonymous No.10690631]

>>10690549
thats not a fucking confession.

[Anonymous No.10690632]

I drink instant coffee only, I mostly don't have the time for getting some actual one to shove in my coffee machine. It's some random Nescafé, Tchibo and sometimes Lavazza if I'm lucky.
I also cut up some left over salami, onions and make an omelet for myself. Almost every day.
I also like eating those, uhhh, soft sausages, like the ones sold 20 a pack sometimes. I usually eat 9. (no I'm not actually fat, this happens like once every four months and I'm working hard.)
ama

[Anonymous No.10690637]

>>10690624
what happened to al/ck/?

[Anonymous No.10690642]

>>10690637
Hiroshimoot hired new mods and the newfags decided that it wasn't enough about cooking.
10 years of tradition gone.

[Anonymous No.10690643]

>>10690637
the mods finally decided to delete it

[Anonymous No.10690651]

>>10690631
Why not? eating more than you should've is a sin.
I'm waiting your absolution, padre.

[Anonymous No.10690655]

>>10690642
>>10690643
nooooooooo shit was cash to browse :((

[Anonymous No.10690663]

>>10690655
Ah man that really sucks. It was nice to read the stories of anons who made it. I think they started to delete after some bitching by some new anons or likely trolls. Feels bad.

[Anonymous No.10690727]

>>10690143
I almost always use soy sauce or seasoned salt in place of regular salt

>>10690609
I actualy just had canned chickpeas fried in garlic butter and cayenne pepper for lunch

[Anonymous No.10690815]

I ate a whole tray of Reser's four cheese Mac and cheese which is for four adults. In all fairness, I hadn't eaten all day due to a dental procedure.

[Anonymous No.10692225]

I put garlic on damn near everything.

[Anonymous No.10692295]

pretty much ruined myself intentionally in a depression fueled rage and undid all my work I did by eating whatever I wanted whenever I wanted for 2 months straight

I want to die. I hate myself. im too old for this.

[Anonymous No.10692306]

>>10690143
I had an upset tummy but then ate motzarella sticks with ranch and Tysons buffalo strips with Frank's red hot :(

[Anonymous No.10692331]

>>10690171
these are actually really good

[Anonymous No.10692334]

>>10692331
watch your sodium intake tho
drink lots of water so you don't get gout :)

[Anonymous No.10692339]

>>10690143
i order pizza just so they'll bring me soda

[Anonymous No.10692354]

>>10690143
I don't cook at all, I just like eating.

[Anonymous No.10692430]

>>10690143
I love non-stick pans.

[Anonymous No.10692439]

I regularly throw away whole chickens because i lose the motivation to prep/truss it after I buy them.

[Anonymous No.10692715]

>>10692225
oh god why

[Anonymous No.10692723]

>>10692225
i just got into garlic and onion powder. put it on all my beans and also ramen with a bit of hot sauce. it may be weird but others don't have to eat it. i find it pretty damn tasty.

[Anonymous No.10692732]

>>10692295
i worked hard, ate right, ran alot, lost 100 pounds. best shape of my life, still hated myself but a little less, not enough to stop drinking. started drinking more when i realized weight loss wasn't going to fix me.
>drinking/no exercise cause im too drunk.
gained back about 80 pounds. back to hating myself 100 percent instead of 90 percent.

[Anonymous No.10692738]

>>10690370
nice

[Anonymous No.10692742]

I posted tiger woods eagle on /sp/ today. I'm also 2 drunk to do pretty much anything right now.

[Anonymous No.10693230]

i just mixed half coffee half yerba mate with a fucktonne of caster sugar and it tastes fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.10693431]

>>10692732
>started drinking more when i realized weight loss wasn't going to fix me.
fucking this

[Anonymous No.10693536]

>>10690143
I sometimes visit /r9k/ to learn about the world outside but I always end up being upset because anons there constantly tell gruesome shit they did like its nothing
then I visit again within a week

[Anonymous No.10693576]

I haven't cooked breakfast for myself in a few months now, I keep telling myself I will start but I haven't yet.

[Anonymous No.10693619]

>>10690143
I like steak well done.

[Anonymous No.10693624]

>>10690143
While I am not 'poor' I am tossing money into a savings account. While this is happening I am learning to like Dollar Tree.

I got this thing I do with Dollar Tree burgers. I take them and thaw them overnight. Then I toast the buns in a skillet. After the buns are toasted I take them off the skillet and toss on the meat patties to sear them. The cheese that comes with them goes in the bin. I'm ready with slices of cheese slightly better quality. After this I add a sauce that consists of: One part German mustard. One part ketchup. Dash of garlic powder. Dash of paprika. Splash of pickle juice.

Served with lettuce, onion and tomato if I got em on hand.

[Anonymous No.10693638]

>>10692732
This was me too. I made a big mistake years ago and tried to meet 'internet friends' I'd 'known' for years. I found that without exception in person they were total fucking cunts. And they thought even LESS of me. So I spent five years drinking and blew my gains to Hell.

[Anonymous No.10693704]

>>10693638
Define years
Sounds like they were dicks from the start desu

[Anonymous No.10693767]

>>10693704
About 10 years.

[Anonymous No.10694200]

>>10693767
>know someone for a decade
>they're absolute cunts and led to five years of alcoholism
Nigga that's some fuckin Stockholm syndrome shit, what's wrong with you

[Anonymous No.10694642]

i made my 27 yr old NEET son chicken nuggets when he asked for "tendies"

[Anonymous No.10694658]

I grew up with garlic. It was in almost every single meal my mom made, lots of it. I also still smell garlic on my fingers a week after I cooked with it, I have a really sensitive nose.

[Anonymous No.10694669]

>>10690143
I fucked a tranny and then took her to a sushi place. Both were pretty good.

[Anonymous No.10694683]

>>10690143
i cant stop drowning everything in sweet onion dressing, i know its bad for me but its tasty i go through a bottle every 2 days, i think i have a problem.

[Anonymous No.10694694]

I just bought a 3 pound box of potato chips. I have no shame.

[Anonymous No.10694797]

>>10690651
Absolution can only be given by my peanus weanus my child. Get ready!

[Anonymous No.10695017]

>>10692430
how's that a sin?

[Anonymous No.10695043]

>>10690370
It's better than anything that comes out of a Keurig

[Anonymous No.10695063]

>>10695017
About as much as most things ITT. So, not really, but /ck/ don't approve.

[Anonymous No.10695079]

>>10693536
>/r9k/
>the world outside

[Anonymous No.10695101]

i drink milk with ice cubes in

[Anonymous No.10695106]

I ate a whole big bag of small sized twix. Shit is like crack to me

[Anonymous No.10695169]

>>10690663
Should just hide al/ck/ in those stupid "I needs it bruhs" threads

[Anonymous No.10695207]

>>10690642
Finally

[Anonymous No.10695227]

>>10690143
I'm at huge risk of getting diabetes since my mother was diabetic, but my food schedule is still shit and if I'm too lazy to cook i just resort to eating sweets or snacks

[Anonymous No.10695232]

>>10690642
>hired
they aren’t paid. The mods willingly sacrifice their time and energy to moderate this website. Pathetic really.

[Anonymous No.10696599]

>>10690296
Lying is a sin in the eyes of God Anon.

[Anonymous No.10696643]

My mom has high blood pressure so I know I should avoid sodium. But I needs me them cheap ass ramens.
I also smoke to cope when angst/dread/terror gets the best of me. I don't wanna die, /ck/ ;_;

[Anonymous No.10696678]

I think I've spent at least $400-500 on booze and takeout food in the last two weeks, and I'm scared if I add it up it would be even more than that. I keep getting drunk and buying beer and pizza for my friends too.

Also, I fucking love store-bought muffins. I'll buy a pack of six and eat them all that night.

[Anonymous No.10696694]

I don't remember that time I cooked something really good at your house because I was trying to fuck you, your roommate, or do your drugs or drink your alcohol.

[Anonymous No.10696773]

>>10694694
what kind? you may or may not have sinned, depending on the brand

[Yuji Sakai No.10696822]

I once farted while preparing kung pao chicken, pretty sure about the location whomestve that gas stuck.

[Anonymous No.10697708]

>>10690642
>it wasn't enough about cooking.
This would make sense, yet strangely enough they let the smoking and snus threads up. There's even a vaping one as I write this. wtf.

[Anonymous No.10697715]

filled house with smoke today a la cast iron and 700 degrees in 2 minutes because our new stove is an absolute monster of a machine

[Anonymous No.10699284]

>>10695169
Good picture.

[Anonymous No.10699287]

>>10696678
Bojack?

[Anonymous No.10700271]

Its good. but not great like /ck/ made it out to be. 7/10 the hoisin sauce adds to the flavor

[Anonymous No.10700648]

>>10690143
I've lost everything and everyone i had to booze.

[Anonymous No.10700680]

I don't want to be fat anymore but I fucking hate vegetables

[Anonymous No.10700703]

when someone asks me for help on cooking i give them really strict rules that are objectively true but that i never follow

[Anonymous No.10700733]

I sometime break spaghettis in half before cooking them - of course only if i am alone

[Anonymous No.10700739]

>>10700271
Try some other places. Not all noodle houses necessarily make good quality stock/broth. Some of the best restaurants are in poor places, but at the end of the day its just a fucking noodle soup.

[Anonymous No.10700741]

>>10692306
>Tyson buffalo strips.
You are hereby sentenced to Hell.

[Anonymous No.10700754]

The other night while drunk and with an empty refrigerator I made a concoction of all the cans I had in my pantry:
*can of Wolf chili (no beans)
*can of black beans
*can of corn
*can of diced tomatoes
*1/4 an onion, diced
*rest of a bottle of honey
*some fajita seasoning
*some garlic salt
*some Tobasco sauce

Simmered for about 20 minutes then dug in. Wasn't the worst thing I've ever eaten

Then I passed out and left it out over night (covered), didn't want to waste it so I refrigerated it, then ate the rest 2 days later after heating it to a boil again.

[Anonymous No.10700779]

>>10700754
Honey in chili. WTF dude.

[Anonymous No.10700822]

>>10700779
Yeah I know. It seemed like a good idea at the time, and it wasn't half bad

[Anonymous No.10700934]

>>10700779
arent americans fans of the added sweet in stuff? personally i dont like it but it's not an unheard thing

[Anonymous No.10700981]

>>10690143
I tell people my favorite food is unagi don but it's actually pizza.

[Anonymous No.10700982]

>>10700934
Yes we are which is why most of us are fatsos, but I cut most added refined sugar from my diet, exception being raw honey and occasional stevia

[Anonymous No.10701025]

>>10700982
it's probably a lot about quantity tho
i eat a spoon of honey every morning in tea, plus biscuits (4-5) and random sweets(no candies, maybe a bite of chocolate at half noon), but im still thin
probably better to remove all if it's hard to control yourself tho
i always had the habit of eating chips as a kid and it's something i simply cant remove anymore now, just keep it in control

[Anonymous No.10701245]

>>10690626
To see if you still feel?

[Anonymous No.10701373]

>>10690171

[Anonymous No.10701867]

>>10701025
All that stuff sounds fine honestly, honey is good for you and so is chocolate, (of decent quality at least) in moderation but really what makes a lot of people fat or skinnyfat is all the sugar they drink, in sodas, juices, sweetened coffee drinks, mixed alcoholic drinks etc etc. I have a penchant for sodas and especially fruit juices myself but I cut all that shit out of my diet and feel much better as a result, and lost some weight

[Anonymous No.10701879]

>>10690143
I've been browsing /ck/ for over 10 years

[Anonymous No.10701901]

>>10690143
I just bought this pound of extra moist brisket from Rudy's BBQ and I'm about to eat it all with
>white onion
>pickles
>bbq sause
>mild cheddar
>a whole pickled jalapeño
>creamy cole slaw
>white bread
>miller lite

Also drinking a scotch whiskey called Bell's

[Anonymous No.10701921]

>>10695169
Indeed. Sprinkle in some alcohol talk and it's fine.

[Anonymous No.10701925]

I wanted to have sex with a girl so bad I f'd my dog.

[Anonymous No.10701935]

>>10701901
Bells is bottom shelf whiskey here. Bells and Teachers are for homeless people. I'm currently drinking Talisker 10yr, it's about $6 more expensive per bottle but is much much better in quality.

[Anonymous No.10701989]

>>10701935
So you're trying to shame someone for making a confession in a confession thread? Get a life pal

[Anonymous No.10701998]

>>10694669
LOL u have aids and salmonella!

[Anonymous No.10702005]

I'm 6'1", 135-140 pounds, and I'm a guy

I had roughly 10+ shots of Vodka recently. And I felt like I was dying and had a pounding headache for 2 days afterwards.

People told me they're surprised I'm not dead, but I'm unsure.

Enlighten me of my alcoholic sins, my brothers

[Anonymous No.10702054]

>>10701989
you're trying to judge and advise an anonymous poster on a crappy imageboard?

[Anonymous No.10702069]

>>10701998
is it wrong that i cant tell if your joking or not, with it being summer and all.

[Anonymous No.10702162]

>>10702005
>I had roughly 10+ shots of Vodka recently. And I felt like I was dying and had a pounding headache for 2 days afterwards
thats a fucking tuesday for me m8, dont worry about it

[Anonymous No.10702186]

>>10700680
>I don't want to be fat anymore
eat less move more
fuck a vegetable

[Anonymous No.10702523]

>>10690181
they are good for you tho

[Anonymous No.10702529]

>>10690642
good riddance

[Anonymous No.10702696]

>>10692225
I eat onions with everything. And not just small amounts, I overflow everything I eat with onions. Luckily my girlfriend has similar tastes and also over does her onion to food ratio

[Anonymous No.10703242]

I eat steak well done with tartar sauce.

[Anonymous No.10703248]

I am really not a woman

[Anonymous No.10703272]

When I get really drunk, I pee in the sink of lockable bar bathrooms

[Anonymous No.10704472]

>>10696822
>mystes

[Anonymous No.10704481]

>>10703272
Oddly specific

[Anonymous No.10704661]

>>10690143
I add a dash of cinnamon, clove, allspice and nutmeg to all my food, despite my family hating it. None of them notice it after all these years.

[Anonymous No.10704784]

>>10690642
Kys

[Anonymous No.10704862]

>>10690170
What do they eat that's trash?

[Anonymous No.10704903]

>>10690143
i pop the yolk on an egg

[Anonymous No.10705446]

>>10690143
I allowed my buiscuts to become stale

[Anonymous No.10705452]

>>10705446
We know it's you Riddler.

[Anonymous No.10705454]

>>10705446
Lose some weight.

[Anonymous No.10705460]

>>10690143
I am too lazy to cook today

[Anonymous No.10705468]

>>10690143
I once caramelised onions by adding sugar

[Anonymous No.10705473]

>>10705454
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.10705474]

>>10701925
how was it?

[Anonymous No.10705530]

>>10701925
Don't feel bad, it's kind of a right of passage in west TX for adolescents to go out at night and fuck cows. It's just a phase.

[Anonymous No.10705555]

>>10690370
nice!

[Anonymous No.10705583]

>>10690206
rostad lök is kino

[Anonymous No.10705621]

>>10697708
The mod is probably a super touchy faggot who has a personal vendetta or family history somehow with alcohol.

[Anonymous No.10705630]

>>10702005
That's nothing. You just don't drink very often or very much so this happened to you. You are completely fine.

[Anonymous No.10705653]

>>10705473
How out of breath are you after raging that someone told you that you are fat based just on your sausage fingers?

[Anonymous No.10706802]

I beat my wife once because she only cooked and ordered 'za for 2 months straight.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy cook. I wouldn't even mind if she at least acted like she was trying. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. It was our anniversary so I said I was takin her some place special. I brought her to an expensive local seafood and steak joint. Real romantic place with dim lighting, soft music, the whole shebang. I told her that its our special night so lets share a meal, anything she wanted. I went to the bathroom while the waiter came by so she ordered without me. I asked her what she got us and she said it was a surprise. We were flirting and kissing for about 15 minutes when the food came. The waitor pulled off the lid and there it fuckin was- a deep dish chicago pizza. For the 72nd day in a row, my wife was going to eat fucking pizza. And she ordered sausage on it, the bitch knows I hate deep fish sausage pizza. I asked the waiter to see a menu and they didnt even serve pizza, they made it special just for her. What a deep dish bitch.

[Anonymous No.10706812]

>>10706802
Anyway, I got mad, stormed off and drove home. She took a cab. That night she stole some of my 'weiser and started drinking (she NEVER drinks). Not only did she get drunk off my budbud, neglect the kids, and start kneeding dough and slicing pineapple for yet another homemade pizza, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go back out to eat and enjoy a 'za together on our anniversary. I drove maybe 40 miles to a pizza shop I wouldn't be recognized in (we live in Idaho, it's hard to find a pizza shop I haven't been to) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted parmesian on top. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted a nice green salad and a pasta dish. So I took her into that pizza shop and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my wallet and menu to look at. I made her talk to the waiter while daring her to fucking say she wanted another pizza. And when we got home, I dared her to turn that oven on to 450F to cook the 'za dough.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

Her cooking and eating style has changed since then. Last night she asked me if I wanted a calzone or a flatbread sandwich. Hey, its a start.

[Anonymous No.10706840]

>>10690143
I haven't cooked for myself in over 7 months. I've ordered out or gone out to eat every single day.

[Anonymous No.10707286]

>>10690143
I have a two year old jar of fish sauce in my fridge that I keep around solely because it smells exactly like my ex girlfriend's pussy, and that's moderately arousing.

[Anonymous No.10707329]

I am eating processed Kroger brand processed cheddar cheese with horse radish as I post in this thread

[Anonymous No.10707335]

I'm on 300mg DXM. Trip py af

[Anonymous No.10707339]

I like american cheese better than cheddar

[Anonymous No.10707514]

>>10690143
I started watching highschool DxD again so that I can catch the latest episodes dubbed in English by the time I get to them again. Now I want a double-d titted high school girlfriend with equally sexy friends who all want to fuck my brains my out. I'm almost 23 and I have no idea what I'm doing with my dick out.

I pass those packets of microwavable pasta off as cuisine for the main dishes I cook, like fish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5yFcdPAGv0

[Anonymous No.10707521]

>>10690143
Not only did I puke up all the food I ate, I took six laxatives and one mucinex pill after. Yes I already took the first shit.

[Anonymous No.10707524]

>>10692723
>>10693619
>>10707286

[Anonymous No.10707531]

>>10690143
I boiled chicken after pan frying it for like 15 minutes so it would cook faster...

[Anonymous No.10707550]

>>10696773
Middleswarths

[Anonymous No.10707553]

I just bought a couple of half pints from work, some Patron and Hennessy. Shit's not too fancy, just smooth, no burn. Way too expensive and not enough alcohol content. I'm thinking about getting wasted on it and playing bass guitar until I jack off and go to sleep. Father, why do you want to know?

[Anonymous No.10707604]

>>10690624
Al/ck/ has moved to /bant/
Not bad actually. The id's help. Just the crowd on that board an never stay serious.

[Anonymous No.10707685]

>>10702696
I am in the same situation as you. I showed her the onion and now use so much, but we keep underestimating how much they reduce every time.

[Anonymous No.10707689]

>>10706802
>>10706812
Funny twist on the pasta. I approve.

[Anonymous No.10707704]

>>10701245
nice

[Anonymous No.10708262]

>>10701935
It's all about Talisker Storm, my man.

[Anonymous No.10708266]

>>10690143
unironically enjoy /deez/
only tried them thanks to you anons

[Anonymous No.10708348]

>ate 7/8th of a pie in 3 days
>made a sandwich while waiting for my instant ramen to finish cooking
>havent finished a cup of coffee in almost a week despite making more every day

[Anonymous No.10708379]

>>10690143
I'm don't think I have what it takes to go into the industry, guys

I'm spergish
I mess up under pressure
I'm always sick (being missing class a lot because of this)
And I don't feel real comfortable with the people in it, based on the stories I've heard from my instructor. I've been this goody two-shoes kid who did good in school, never mixed with the kids who drink, kids who smoked. 20 now and I've never been to clubs, never drinked, never did drugs, never had a gf. It feels like I'm coming in weak, absolutely out of my zone.

[Anonymous No.10708420]

I love cheap garlic bread

[Anonymous No.10708431]

I pass stool twice or three times a day, always in the morning and before bed, like clockwork

[Anonymous No.10708485]

I only ate an apple today :(

[Anonymous No.10709018]

>>10690143
how the fuck are these threads allowed but alc threads are not??

fucking soyboy mods

[Anonymous No.10709043]

>>10709018
al/ck/ did not deserve this fate
stay strong friend

[Anonymous No.10709094]

>>10701245
Ayyyy

[Anonymous No.10709099]

>>10702005
6'4 200lbs and a bottle of Smirnoff ice made me throw up last night

[Anonymous No.10709186]

>>10690143
i unironically enjoy pic related

[Anonymous No.10709424]

>>10709018
Exactly!? Fucking stupid! /bant/ is annoying and the crowd is rude.

[Anonymous No.10709568]

>>10709186
Same bby

[Anonymous No.10709583]

>>10709186
That's not really a sin. His videos are well made. /ck/ just hates him because he's successful and more than likely has a reddit following (like everything else). Those 2 things have always triggered anons.

[Anonymous No.10709592]

>>10690143
I buy super cheap frozen pizzas and then dip them in a variety of things to make them taste better. Normally Honey/BBQ/Salsa, also I save pickle juice and drink it with vodka.

[Anonymous No.10709616]

>>10702005
You're just not in match fit.

Drink more often

[Anonymous No.10709635]

>>10690143
I ate something about 3000 calories worth of cheez-its over 2 days.

[Anonymous No.10709662]

>>10709635
1500 calories a day is not bad. Depends on what you eat in general

[Anonymous No.10709663]

I unironically cannot cook.

I'm a 25 year old boomer that still lives with his parents. I'm not an incel loser I get out a lot but I just can't fucking cook at all.

[Anonymous No.10709692]

I routinely use my microwave and a large plastic lunchbox to make veg stews (and my foreman for meat) even though I have a perfectly good oven, which I only occasionally use to cook frozen pizzas

[Anonymous No.10709839]

>>10709186
Yet the biggest fans are the anons who hate him, because they're on top of every vid he makes.

[Anonymous No.10709865]

I only like burgers well-done. This naturally means I unironically enjoy fast food burgers. If there's juce in the burger, I can't eat it. Disgusting.

Also I refuse to add lettuce and tomato to sandwiches. They completely overpower the sandwich so you can't taste the meat. This is especially true with bacon sandwiches.

[Anonymous No.10710236]

>>10709865
>I only like burgers well-done
Are burgers the only food where people care so much about whatever other people do? Sure, drowning food in ketchup or overcooking pasta or boiling most veggies is gross but the anti-well-done people's rhetoric is so vitriolic for no reason.

I agree on the lettuce part. You've probably already heard this before but have you tried tomatoes from a farmers market in June or July?

[Anonymous No.10710253]

>>10709865
I too hate lettuce and tomatoe. Shit ruins and sandwich.

[Anonymous No.10710290]

>>10709692
>HEATING your food in platic boxes
Enjoy our tits


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisphenol_A
>BPA-based plastic is clear and tough, and is made into a variety of common consumer goods
>BPA is a xenoestrogen, exhibiting estrogen-mimicking, hormone-like properties

[Anonymous No.10710542]

>>10709662
I'm trying to lose weight, but then shit like that just fucks me up mentally. Especially when I've got like a pound of lentils ready to eat in the fridge that I could've gone for instead. Point is I just gotta get back on the wagon and try not to fuck up again.

[Anonymous No.10710558]

>>10710236
>Are burgers the only food where people care so much about whatever other people do?
Absoloutely not. Some other big ones I can think of:

Chili: beans vs. no beans
Pizza: Chicago vs. New York style
Hot dogs: is ketchup acceptable?
Gumbo: OK to mix seafood & meat or must it be one or the other?
Carbonara: cream or no cream?
....the list goes on....

[Anonymous No.10710658]

>>10710558
Pizza is neither as it should be as far away from American influence as possible. Carbonara with cream is just retarded. Hotdogs are white trash tier, gumbo is good with chicken or chorizo and shrimp and chili with beans has its place but not my preference.

[Anonymous No.10710937]

>>10690143
I unironically like this

[Anonymous No.10711044]

>>10710937
what is it plz

[Anonymous No.10711085]

>>10711044
piza with banna

[Anonymous No.10711220]

>>10690143
i occasionally eat well done steak

[Anonymous No.10711325]

>>10711085
r u a flip? reminds me of banana katchup tbqhwu senpai

[Anonymous No.10711366]

i agree with the vegan ideology but i would never actually do it

[Anonymous No.10711396]

>>10690143
I don't like to wash dishes but can't afford paper plates so I would just scrub my dishes and utensils with a dishcloth every so often. Hardest part is cleaning after my friends come over but I found out that if I sacrifice a bath towel to wipe it all down, the gunks and dressings would come out rather than smear. Must have to do with some of the towel fibers.

[Anonymous No.10711499]

>>10711396
This is disgusting save up for a dishwasher

[Anonymous No.10711922]

>>10711499
I can't afford that.

[Anonymous No.10711936]

>>10711922
I said save up jackass

[Anonymous No.10712064]

I have an addiction to pic related.

[Anonymous No.10712618]

>>10692225
Not a sin. Garlic is amazing.