/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10681178]

I'm turning 21 tomorrow, recommend me some nice drinks i can order.

[Anonymous No.10681244]

>>10681178
Long Island Iced Tea

[Anonymous No.10681251]

I have high hopes for this thread

[Anonymous No.10681278]

Milk. Chocolate milk if you're feeling brave enough.

[Anonymous No.10681312]

>>10681178

[Anonymous No.10681339]

tf is wrong with amerifags? Here we are able to buy beer and wine at the age of 16 and hard alc with 18... Get bottle of rum, squeeze a lemon in it and drink it in one jug dude

[Anonymous No.10681343]

>>10681339
American teenagers are fucking retards. I used to be all for lowering the drinking age but not anymore.
There are several times I probably should have died but I still thought I was being "responsible."

[Anonymous No.10681352]

>>10681178
Water.

[Anonymous No.10681362]

Make some yourself. Captain Morgan's and coke tastes good. Old fashioned and whiskey sours.

If you don't like liquor try different beers. Get a lager, stout, ale, IPA. Try cabernet, merlot, moscato.

Enjoy it with your friends instead of at a bar.

[Anonymous No.10681364]

flaming homer

[Anonymous No.10681371]

Buddy just take it slow if you're not used to it. A nice and easy entry level drink is a beer, if you're looking for hard liquor, get a cocktail without a lot of sugar. Gin and tonic with lime, whiskey with an ice cube. Don't take shots. You'll throw up and adults don't take shots.

[Anonymous No.10681375]

>>10681364
>flaming homer
this

[Anonymous No.10681378]

>>10681178
Get some Laphroaig. If you don't like it f
give up drinking forever and become a hermit.

[Anonymous No.10681382]

>>10681312
Seems legit

[Anonymous No.10681384]

>>10681378
Why would he start with the worst whiskey?

[Anonymous No.10681385]

>>10681178
Beer

[Anonymous No.10681394]

find out what drink you like and stick with it. you'll look like a virgin ordering 8 different drinks

[Anonymous No.10681416]

5 times distilled vodka and OJ.

[Anonymous No.10681435]

>>10681178
Gin and Tonic
an Old Fashioned

If you go to a fancier place that might have mint leaves definitely try ordering a Mojito.

If you want a cider Angry Orchard is pretty good.

If you like sweet fruity drinks like me you can try:
Fuzzy Navel
Sex on the Beach
Midori Sour
Sangria (if they have it)

[Anonymous No.10681465]

>>10681178
I can tell you what I liked when I turned 21
Beer
-lagers
-pilsner (basically water, think Miller Lite)
-ambers
Fat tire, Blue moon, Yeungling are all easy to drink and don't have a strong beer taste

Liquor
-whiskey
-bourbon
I like it straight but whiskey and coke is always safe, pepsi if you like it sweeter. And remember, you just turned 21 it's ok to drink the cheap stuff like Jack or Johnny red so don't let these retards shill you into wasting money on shit you don't appreciate yet

Shots/mixed drinks
-long island ice tea
-royal flush
-old fashoined (if you really like bourbon taste)

[Anonymous No.10681469]

>>10681178
Beer

[Anonymous No.10681472]

A general question for /ck/, if you order whiskey do you say "on ice" or "on the rocks"? I always feel like a tremendous douche when I say on the rocks

[Anonymous No.10681473]

>>10681178
If you're going out, well, it depends where you go.
For a dive bar/hole in the wall place or a loud club, stick with easy stuff: gin and tonic, rum and coke, whiskey sour, vodka sprite, etc. They likely won't be able to make much else or will give you shit service if they're slammed and you have them making complicated drinks.
At a regular/nicer bar you could order stuff like long island iced tea, margarita, mojito, and fun shots like Vegas bomb, bomb pop, scooby snacks, etc.
If you go to a fullservice restaurant try some of their specialty cocktails.

Don't forget to get a tequila shot with lime and salt and have someone in your party show you how to slam it. Tequila shots are every 21 y/o's favorite.

>>10681371
>You'll throw up and adults don't take shots.
>get a cocktail without a lot of sugar
You sound like a pussy masquerading as a purist. Nothing wrong with shots and classic cocktails that have been around for a very long time, and not OP's fault you can't handle your liquor.

>>10681394
>you'll look like a virgin ordering 8 different drinks
No, you'll look like you're new to bars, which you are and they'll know you are right off the bat when they check your ID.
Keep your insecurity on /r9k/ faggot.

[Anonymous No.10681565]

>>10681178
>Blue Motorcycle for a cocktail.

Also get this Blue Flame shit for partying purposes. Proof is very high and gives absolutely no hangover.

[Anonymous No.10681657]

If drinking didn't have an age limit, if it wasn't some social taboo to drink at 16 and it wasn't considered some rite of passage to legally buy alcohol at 21, I swear nobody would drink it.

[Anonymous No.10681702]

>>10681657
>social taboo
Im an alcoholic boomer and feel ashamed, always trying to hide my drinking from my relatives and work. Substance abuse is a way to cope with the hopeless black pill.

[Anonymous No.10681766]

>>10681473
Did you read the part of my post about whiskey with an ice cube you turd

I'm making recommendations to a first time drinker, and shots are for high school kids and faggots. Had a girl in college offer to buy me a shot of peppermint schnapps. I took the shot cuz free booze hot girl but shit man, ill take a dark beer or sip whiskey over that parading tomfoolery. Get gone roodypoo I could drink you under the table and that's not something to be proud of

[Anonymous No.10681768]

>>10681178
40oz King cobra.

[Anonymous No.10681997]

>>10681766
>peppermint schnapps
>schnapps of any kind
It's not my fault nor the fault of shots everywhere that you let some stupid whore buy you a stupid whore drink and you drank it.

I don't know what kind of lonely closet you drink in, but people love shots. All kinds of people and all kinds of ages. Naturally, only teenagers and college sluts are doing shots of schnapps or even buying schnapps at all. You have conflated the two.

You're just doing some testosterone posturing, where you have to pretend you don't like anything sweet, fruity, flowery, mildly pink, etc and have to rant about how bitter and manly all the things you like are. No one cares about your penis insecurity here, this is a food and cooking board.

[Anonymous No.10682012]

>>10681178
Hemlock
t. Socrates

[Anonymous No.10682022]

>>10681364
Moe
He means Flamming Moe.
Hi, im Moe

[Anonymous No.10682026]

>>10681997
> first shot of a liquor
> in college

I hope you don't think I actually waited until 21. Not gonna read the rest of your post cuz you're passive aggressive. If you're ever in America, fight me 1v1

We can take a shot after I rid you of this pride

[Anonymous No.10682048]

>>10681472
Honestly when I drink whiskey I just drop a few drips of water in it
If I want it cool I just put it in the freezer for an hour before drinking

[Anonymous No.10682050]

>>10681339
That used to be the case here but hyper cunt mommunists ruined it for us.

[Anonymous No.10682051]

>>10682026
I didn't say anything about the schnapps being your first shot. You can't read.
>fight me 1v1
That's some nigger mentality right there. I can't win by being right? I'll win by being apish. Are you a nigger by chance?

[Anonymous No.10682056]

>>10681339
I was able to get liquor and beer at 15 lmao, the "law" is about as effective as illegal marijuana

[Anonymous No.10682064]

>>10682051
Fight me 1v1 no weapons, true aryan would put down the bigger

[Anonymous No.10682065]

>>10681339
Because it destroys your brain until its matured around the age of 21
Lmao retard

[Anonymous No.10682072]

>>10682064
Nigger*

[Anonymous No.10682077]

>>10682065
Brain matures until 25 potato boy

[Anonymous No.10682088]

>>10682064
>>10682072
So, you are a nigger after all?
That's disgusting, I would never touch a nigger with my bare hands on purpose.

[Anonymous No.10682097]

>>10682088
I smell fear, I smell Anglo fear

[Anonymous No.10682099]

>>10681178
I had my first legal drink when I was 16 at a restaurant in Switzerland. Jelly?

[Anonymous No.10682109]

>>10681178
Godfather - half scotch/half amaretto. Gets you sauced, doesn't fill you up and gives you a happy buzz. Just don't drink too many.

[Anonymous No.10682146]

White Russian - Vodka, coffee liqueur, ice and cream.

My standard drink everywhere I go.

[Anonymous No.10682196]

Unless your bartender knows what they're doing, you're wasting your money. If you must drink out, Gin & tonic, moscow mule, and long island are my go-tos.

[Anonymous No.10682357]

>>10681472
I say "neat"

[Anonymous No.10682397]

>>10681472
If you are forced to give your order to someone, communicate clearly that you would like whiskey, with an ice cube or two.

[Anonymous No.10682662]

>>10682397
Good day to you, fellow human.

[Anonymous No.10682728]

>>10682146
based white russian bro

[Anonymous No.10682754]

>>10682196
What kind of autist must you be that you seriously think that people go out to enjoy the taste of drinkd?

[Anonymous No.10682769]

>>10682146
*tips*

[Anonymous No.10682876]

>>10681472
>bait

[Anonymous No.10682928]

>>10681178
Go hit the bars/clubs with reliable friends. Let the bartender know it’s your 21st and drink whatever they hand you for free.

If you’re partying at your place make a sidewalk slammer. Get a 40 of malt liquor and a 4 loko, drink about 1/2 the 40 and then fill it up with the 4loko. Get a glass bottle 40 so you can smash it when you’re done.

If you’re east of the Mississippi look for crazy stallion malt liquor. It’s not bad and tall boys are 1.25.

If you’re going to a nice cocktail bar I recommend sidecar, Long Island iced tea, old fashioned, Moscow mules and espresso martinis.

If you’re going to dives just get “ingredients drinks” like gin and tonic, vodka tonic, rum and coke, whiskey and soda or just shots.

Liquor is better than beer for a night of drinking because you won’t get uncomfortably full or bloated.

[Anonymous No.10682941]

>>10681178
order a "wells whatever" for a good time

[Anonymous No.10682943]

>>10681178
Drink a Jack and Coke.

[Anonymous No.10682949]

>>10682754
depends on where you are really anon. Not trying to get smashed at dinner like i am at concert or at a party

[Anonymous No.10682988]

What cocktail with milk/cream that will not make me look like r3ddit

[Anonymous No.10682996]

>>10682988
Heavy cream and everclear in a clear plastic jug.

[Anonymous No.10683003]

>>10682988
white russian my dude

[Anonymous No.10683005]

>>10683003
>that will not make me look like r3ddit

[Anonymous No.10683011]

>>10682662
Although I also do not believe this man is a human, I do not believe your joke was merited anon.

[Anonymous No.10683119]

>>10681178
Go to a dive bar or cheap place like applebees. order an old fashion, they won't make one but everyone will know you're an experienced drinker with a high standard. After than roll your eyes and get some rum and cokes

[Anonymous No.10683121]

>>10682996
whaa?

[Anonymous No.10683942]

>>10681178
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQy2m0SmFb4

[Anonymous No.10685490]

>>10681339
>get a bottle of rum
I only know one guy who does that, and he's an alcoholic.
Just order a bunch of beers OP, you have the freedom to find which ones you enjoy

[Anonymous No.10685538]

>>10681339
because they can legally drive at 16, this way they are giving them a good 5 years to get good at it before they inveitably drink and drive, one would asume at that age they'll be mature enough no to do that shit, yet here we are.

[Anonymous No.10685547]

>>10681178
If you weren't drinking alcohol by 18 or 19, you aren't suddenly gonna like it now.

[Anonymous No.10685554]

>>10681178
Liquid marijuana, it's got coconut but it's tasty. Also aborted fetus shot is a fun one

[Anonymous No.10685555]

>>10681657
>I swear nobody would drink it.


Nah, getting drunk feels good

[Anonymous No.10685679]

>>10681339
This Hans or Fritz is right.

>>10685490
>buying rum
>Not buying vodka and start drinking when you wake up
>he's totally an alcoholic guys!
Pathetic, truly pathetic.

[Anonymous No.10685843]

>>10685555
Is it? I've never been drunk.

[Anonymous No.10685866]

>>10685843
Why would people do it otherwise?

[Anonymous No.10685882]

>>10685866
I though drinking was for people with problems, like religion.

[Anonymous No.10685903]

I had margaritas at a local mexican restaurant for my 21st lol

[Anonymous No.10685920]

>>10682146
This.

[Anonymous No.10685927]

>>10685882
>with problems, like religion
hahaha, oooh young one, you will grow
drinking relaxes you and makes it easier to be comfortable socializing

[Anonymous No.10685933]

>>10685927
>drinking relaxes you and makes it easier to be comfortable socializing

So it's for people with socializing problems then?

[Anonymous No.10685938]

>>10681312
It's alcohol alright, but the kind that makes you blind as well.

[Anonymous No.10686086]

Happy birthday, cunt.
Try out a couple of local beers, have a few simple cocktails, and if the bar/restaurant has a 21 year old whiskey, splurge a little and get a glass.

[Anonymous No.10686878]

>>10681178
Bars are a waste of money, just go to your local liquor store.

[Anonymous No.10687298]

>>10686878
I really hate bars at this point in my life, but if I had more money and no house party connect I'd probably go to them anyway to avoid >drinking alone

[Anonymous No.10687643]

Moscow mule if you like ginger.

[Anonymous No.10687707]

>>10687298
Drink and talk to friends online. If friends go to bed, stop drinking. I love gaming with friends who are also drinking beers. The first few games are amazing and fun, after that it becomes a shitpost fun fest. Very stress relieving and you'll laugh until you cry if you do it right

[Anonymous No.10687919]

>>10682357
But what if I want ice in it?

[Anonymous No.10687933]

>>10687919
How much ice do you want

[Anonymous No.10687960]

>>10687919
Just say on the rocks, its very commonplace to say that.

[Anonymous No.10688354]

>>10681178
You don't even need to mix it with anything. It's great all on its own.

[Anonymous No.10688379]

Dirty Martini with at twist
White Russian
Kettle One for both

[Anonymous No.10688510]

>>10681278
In a dirty glass!

[Anonymous No.10689186]

>>10688379
Martinis use gin, not vodka

And don't give me that "ugh, pine" crap, fuck vodka

[Anonymous No.10689196]

>>10689186
he can't even spell ketel one correctly, why would he know what a martini is made from? he probably thinks purple colored iced sweet liqueurs served with sparklers as garnish out of a cocktail glass are also martinis (unless the glass is salted in which case it becomes a margherita)

[Anonymous No.10689206]

>>10689196
My friend's scotch enthusiast dad also drinks "vodka martinis" made with Tito's and martini&rossi vermouth that spends months souring refrigerated in a cabinet so I'm inclined to believe scotch is bugmode

[Anonymous No.10689207]

>>10689206
He also shakes his Tito's vodka martinis with ice, to be just like James Bond

[Anonymous No.10689215]

>>10689206
>>10689207
You're really reaching for validation here, it's true that a martini doesn't have vodka and it's true that you shouldn't use nasty old vermouth, but I'm not sure what you think that has to do with scotch, nor is shaking most cocktails a crime if that's how you like them

[Anonymous No.10689240]

>>10689215
That was the joke, yes

However, shaking a martini is most definitely a crime which will be punished by watered-down police (british)

[Anonymous No.10689251]

>>10689240
Or you can pick a gin that works better for shaken, but that may be harder if you live in a flyover state

[Anonymous No.10689311]

>>10689251
Every alcohol is good for shaking if you drink enough of it for long enough time

zing

[Anonymous No.10689327]

A chocolatini.

-T. Chad, V.

[Anonymous No.10689439]

>>10682065
it still destroys your brain after.

In current drinkers of alcohol in high-income countries, the threshold for lowest risk of all-cause mortality was about 100 g/week. For cardiovascular disease subtypes other than myocardial infarction, there were no clear risk thresholds below which lower alcohol consumption stopped being associated with lower disease risk. These data support limits for alcohol consumption that are lower than those recommended in most current guidelines.

[Anonymous No.10689574]

>>10689439
2 drinks/week is depressingly low

Early death here I come

[Anonymous No.10689794]

>>10685933
Not the guy you're talking to, but in my case it's because I like being able to stop taking myself so seriously all the time, and the easiest way to do that is to have a couple of drinks. Not drunk, just happy.

Consider that animals (such as elephants, rats, monkeys, dogs etc.) provided with a source of alcohol will become hardcore alcoholics and I think it becomes plain to see that alcohol consumption isn't inherently the poison of a broken man.

[Anonymous No.10689838]

>>10682050
It's actually because states risk losing federal funding for interstate highways if they have the drinking age lower than 21. For a long time on Guam, the drinking age was 18 because there are no interstate highways there.

[Anonymous No.10689908]

>>10689838
yeah, doesn't that just make you madd?

[Anonymous No.10689912]

>>10689908
it used to, then I turned 21 and now I don't care kek

[Anonymous No.10690775]

OP, Do yourself a favor and don't order drinks. Buy and mix your own. Try out a good ol' screwdriver, Vodka and Orange Juice.

[Anonymous No.10691395]

>>10681178
Hopefully this isn't your actual first drink, but if it's your first time legally at a bar I'd go with a mojito. They're tasty/smooth, and a little more complicated than what you'd have had at 'ragers.'

[Anonymous No.10691797]

>>10689251
Ssssssshhhhhh..... you don't know what you're talking about. Let the grown-ups talk.

[Anonymous No.10691947]

>>10681178
Try some ciders. Reds apple ale. Maybe some angry orchard. Ciders on tap are golden

[Anonymous No.10691977]

>>10691947
Tastes like an apple went rotten then shit in your mouth.

[Anonymous No.10692047]

>>10681244
good shit

[Anonymous No.10692075]

>>10681178
if you want to stay out of jail, throw your keys in the woods.
if you think drinking is cool, buy a fifth of anything and talk to me in the morning.

[Anonymous No.10692094]

Get yourself an Adios Motherfucker. Start your night with one of those and it will assure a great time.

[Anonymous No.10692234]

>>10692075
T, can't make a fifth last a month

How is your self control around candy, child?

[Anonymous No.10692434]

>>10681244
Have 3 of these and make sure not to eat before you go.

[Anonymous No.10692448]

>>10692234
why even drink liquor if it's two ounces at a time?
you people are the worst.

[Anonymous No.10692455]

>>10692234
please be clear i'm supposedly talking to someone on their 21st birthday. if he doesn't want to completely fuck himself, he should toss his keys and stay away from hard drinks. any advice to the contrary is kiked as fuck

[Anonymous No.10692477]

>>10692448
Shut up dumbass. >>>80499406

[Anonymous No.10692517]

>>10692455
>toss keys

orrrrrr, ya know, get a friend to drive. Drink with a group of friends. Take an uber. Walk. Shut up Jew

[Anonymous No.10692526]

>>10692517
explain to me why a 21 year old should be carrying car keys on his birthday, kike.

[Anonymous No.10692530]

>>10692526
Leave em on the table by the door at home, why take or toss, my large-nasal capacity friend?

Ps I hate humans we can communicate openly

[Anonymous No.10692534]

>>10682056
Wow ur so cool

[Anonymous No.10692547]

>>10692530
oh, so it really makes no sense for a 21 year old to carry car keys on the bingiest night of their life?
>misplacing the hyphen
>>i hate humans
>not a kike
why are you people trying to argue so much?
you could've just left my correct post alone, nose.

[Anonymous No.10692561]

>>10692534
>>10692547
That same fag 22 year old virgin boomer that FINALLY bans you after having been thoroughly berated and trounced for days

Good night alck. Good night b. Old fag signing off. See you on the other side, Coop

[Anonymous No.10692582]

>>10681244
fpbp. long islands taste amazing and get you FUUUUUCKED. Great 21st drinking.

[Anonymous No.10692611]

>>10692561
>claiming samefag on an unrelated post
>weeks old manufactured meme
>old fag
u srs?

[Anonymous No.10692629]

>>10681362
Captain Morgan's taste like sloppy damp sweatsocks and ass.
I'd rather use Meyer's Dark or Bicardi Black.

[Anonymous No.10692640]

>>10681657
Lots of teens don't wait for the legal age limit. Hell a private resident doesn't have a legal age limit as long as no one is fucking stupid and gets too loud.

[Anonymous No.10692650]

>>10685555
it really doesn't though, you just have niggerbrain