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10679833 No.10679833 [Reply] [Original]

Does /ck/ know any secret McDonald's menu hacks?

>> No.10679839

>>10679833
>see mcdonalds
>look for nearest burger king
>go there

>> No.10679851

>>10679839
/thread

>> No.10679861

>>10679851
/10679851

>> No.10679862

>>10679839
BK, don't Be Gay

>> No.10679883

Ask for fries without salt and salt em yourself.

>> No.10679892

>>10679883
Why?

>> No.10679897

>>10679892
fresh fries and salt control

>> No.10679900

>>10679892
Because they normally salt all the fries they make so if you ask without salt they are forced to make a new batch and you don’t get cold fries

>> No.10679909

If you're starving and there's a long queue/wait with kids screaming and you just want food, buy a big mac on its own, or whatever you can see that's made behind them, that's usually instant service.

>> No.10679931

>>10679900
Holy shit your a genius.
Thanks!

>> No.10679980

The meat is clean, at least in Canada. Reg meat patties for $1 each is a pretty okay deal considering what a fast food meal costs up here. It's so simple and easy being a carnivore. I don't deal with McGurgles anymore since I stopped eating carbage. The bread, drinks, fries, and condiments are literal bioweapons which should naturally be avoided. I could eat nothing but McBeef and still lose fat while gaining muscle with minimal effort. Just a few generations ago before the sugar industry sank its teeth fully into humanity it was common knowledge that all one needs to do to slim down is cut down on bread & sweets and simply eat more meat. (((Corporate-funded bad science))) vilified healthy, natural animal fat in favor of sugar-laden low fat factory foods and refined seed oils. The obesity epidemic was no accident. Why waste ammunition culling the goyim when you can just poison the food, water, media, and culture? Goylent is a bioweapon. Government subsidized goybean oil and high fructose cancer syrup is stuffed into everything on the McMenu except for the meat. I'm not sure who's more deplorable... Between the perpetrators of the chemical depopulation agenda and those who willingly consume their bioweapons, who's more to blame?

>> No.10679997

slap about $20 on the counter and ask for all the nuggets they can give me

>> No.10680001

>>10679997
What's the end result?

>> No.10680006

>>10680001
80 nuggets

>> No.10680012

>>10679833
Get a cheeseburger (or a Double Stack if they still offer those for a dollar where you live) and a McChicken and put the cheeseburger under the chicken patty. Pretty decent sandwich for 2 bucks. Sometimes known as the McGangBang.

>> No.10680020

>>10679997
or you could do that in your local gun store

>> No.10680030

ask for the cum sandwich

>> No.10680293

>>10680020
>1/20th of a nugget
>the moss is extra
You might get half a gallon of cosmoline if you're lucky

>> No.10680309

>>10679997
>>10680020
>>10680293
Prices have gone up. You need to add a 1 in front of that 20 and you have yourself a nugget and accessories.

>> No.10680313

>>10680309
>1 in front of that 20
Whats 20 times 20, dingus? Nuggets havent been 120 dollars for over 10 years now.

>> No.10680353

>>10679900
Wow, so worth it for slightly warmer fries! Whoa! Cool! Awesome! Fucking faggot

>> No.10680373

>>10679900
Wrong
They'll just take a scoop and throw them in the fryer for a few seconds to wash off the salt

>> No.10680381

>>10680373
This would render the oil completely unusable after about two runs and would also make for fantastic oil explosions or oil fires. You're a retard and a liar and you've never deep fried anything in your life. Salt does NOT go in hot oil. Not fucking ever.

>> No.10680393

>>10680381
>I'll just double down on my stupidity to make everyone think I'm right!
I worked at a Wendy's back in high school and we did this all the time

>> No.10680397

>>10680393
What kind of oil did you use and what temp? Is that why wendys fries are always a soggy pile of shit, the oil was too cold so retards like you didnt light yourselves on fire?

>> No.10680402

>>10680397
Jesus fuck just stop posting when you've been called out for being wrong

Ever wonder why you're supposed to throw salt on a grease fire?

>> No.10680416

>>10680309
Sadly dropping 120 at mcds is a very regular thing for me now days

>> No.10680443

>>10680381
I work at a pub, we do this if we need to de-salt fries in a hurry. Where the hell did you get the idea that a tiny amount of salt would make a fryer explode?

>> No.10680444

>>10680416
How in the fuck are you doping a C-note+ at Maccas? What are you buying 5 20-piece tendies?

>> No.10680453

>>10680444
Yes

>> No.10680454

>>10680397
>the oil was too cold so you didn't light yourselves on fire
or maybe because not burning oil at retarded temps causes it to last longer, you absolute fucking moron

>> No.10680505

>>10679883
but make sure you ask them for some salt packets otherwise you have to use your own salt at home

>> No.10680507

>>10680443
>>10680402
You dump salt completely over the oil to smother it. Adding just a little salt to oil already near its smoke point will cause that area of the oil to heat up, potentially making it catch fire. If that fire occurs beneath the surface of the oil it will make a bubble of expanding gasses that "explodes" at the surface and sprays hot oil everywhere. If you are adding salt to your fryer and not seeing this happen, you likely have your temperature well below the smoke point so this exact thing wont happen. It can result in soggy fries and greasy chips. If you ever wondered how tempura comes out of the oil completely dry, the secret is in the temperature. Aparently fast food restaurants value safety over food quality as they well should because retards like you take shortcuts.

>> No.10680510

>>10680454
Fuck. I forgot
>so the oil lasts longer
>giving a shit about oil life when cooking hundreds of dollars in profit in 20 dollars worth of oil
Fuck off, change it every day and enjoy some actual F L A V O R

>> No.10680514

>>10679833
>hacks

I discovered recently that clickbait is one of my triggers. I sincerely, unironically, and literally hope every single cunt on the planet who uses clickbait gets killed. Not even joking.

>> No.10680519

>>10680514
I hear you.
You should check out the top 20 reasons people get triggered.

>> No.10680747

>>10679883
>keep a spare batch of unsalted fries next to the fryer specifically for assholes thinking they'll get a fresh batch asking for unsalted fries
>wind up getting fries twice as old as the salted fries

>> No.10680753

>>10679833
you are a fucking hack

>> No.10680854

>>10680353
you are definitely the faggot here, sarcasm isn't funny

>> No.10680873

>>10679839
OH SNAP!

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10680881

>>10680313

>> No.10680890

>>10680443
He saw a fryer on TV once

>> No.10680910

yeah if you say that you'd like their balls to lick
or to put your face in their boobies for your order. you have to wait an extra 30 minutes to get your food.
and they don't let you do either of those things.
at least while they are on shift,

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>>10680507
No. You have no idea what you are talking about. Your pseudo science makes it even more comical since you are being serious.

>> No.10680948

>>10680373
which eill make the fries hot again - I still win

>> No.10680952

>>10679883
Lol my friend does this.

>> No.10680955

>>10680952
Your friend wants fresh-made fries. Nothing wrong with that.

>> No.10680962

>>10679833
If you take out a gun at the counter they sometimes give you a 100% discount. Not sure if this works at all locations though.

>> No.10680990

>>10680507
I said I worked at a pub.
The oil is hot. It's kept at 180 degrees celsius. We use it to cook fries, schnitzels, fish, and lamb cutlets.
The oil does not explode when salt comes into contact with it. This is a completely ridiculous theory of yours, and no amount of shrill, hysterical rants from you is going to change that.

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10680996

>>10680507
This is the least scientific post I have seen on /ck/ and I have been here for years.

>> No.10681006

>>10680996
What about the one where a guy who was claiming to be an expert in human biology was claiming that professional binge-eaters force their digestive-systems to pass excess food without digesting it?

>> No.10681047

>>10679909
>american
>starving

>> No.10681052

>>10681006
Even though that's a little closer to my own area of expertise I don't really know enough about the anatomy and physiology of big eaters to dispute it.
I'd love to see some stool samples actually. Not in a weird way, though.

>> No.10681053

>>10681047
Americans are always starving.

>> No.10681104

>>10679909
just order the burger alone and order one of the fast selling burgers, they will make it for you before they serve the people who ask for a full meal because its fast and easy

>> No.10681111

>>10679833
>go to mcdonalds
>order anything to go
>go to the tissues dispenser
>stuff your too go bag full of tissues
>you dont need to buy any toilet papper this week

>> No.10681124
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10681124

>>10681111
Worthy quads

>> No.10681441

>>10680353
chill out you fucking loser

>> No.10681453
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10681453

>>10679833
I downloaded the app and the McDicks next to my apartment has the crispy chicken wraps for $0.00 but the grilled one and I think another are $1.89. I've eaten myself sick on those free wraps. Fucking sick

>> No.10682467

>>10679900
I've never received cold fries from McDonald's

>> No.10682473

>>10680001
Like ten nuggets in Canada

>> No.10682854

>>10681453
is that a mistake in the app?

>> No.10682887

>>10680353
Someones on their period.

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10682919

They have a secret keto menu that few know about

>> No.10682960
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10682960

>>10680507
>Adding just a little salt to oil already near its smoke point will cause that area of the oil to heat up, potentially making it catch fire. If that fire occurs beneath the surface of the oil it will make a bubble of expanding gasses that "explodes" at the surface and sprays hot oil everywhere
retard science for the inept autistic idiot

>> No.10682976

>buy $10 worth of stuff
>save $2 with the app
I never go to mcdicks w/o doing that

>> No.10682997

>>10680519
Kek

>> No.10682999

>>10682919

That's...just meat and cheese.

>> No.10683224

>>10680519
I did and I couldn't believe number 4.

>> No.10683879

>>10682854
Yeah, it seems to be location based. I told my mother about it and when she tried she couldn't find it. It's been fucked up for like 3 weeks though so I've been eating them like a fucking monster

>> No.10684900

>>10679839
Unironically the best post in this thread

>> No.10684924

>>10683879
lucky bastard

>> No.10685802

>>10680373
Maybe if you're an absolute lazy nigger. It takes all of 3 seconds to put the fryer on and literally has no effect on you. But I guess your lazy nigger brain doesn't understand that

>> No.10685934

>>10680353
This anon is right. Who cares about hot fries? I want real hacks

>> No.10686116

>>10679833
put a quarter pounder in the middle of a double quarter ponder

>> No.10686162

>>10686116
>Eating almost a pound of McDonald’s beef

>> No.10686666

>>10679980
remember anons, hide the tripfag cancer autism

>> No.10686680

>>10686666
That's a namefag though
He's still a faggot
Sick quads

>> No.10686702

>>10679839
based

>> No.10686705

>>10682919
it's called a lettuce wrapped double cheeseburger, retard.

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10686765

>>10680747
>some cunt asks for unsalted fries
>know what's coming
>grab the oldest fries we have
>dunk them in the fryer for 4 seconds
>washes salt off and stays hot until the customer leaves
>hang out by the drive-thru to hear the inevitable
>"give me some salt packets too."
>smirk and head back to the line
>bitch comes back 20 min later bitching about cold fries
>doesn't get new ones since she's been gone so long
>mfw

>> No.10686847

>>10680353
dumb nigger

>> No.10687603

>>10679931
Welcome to /ck/

>> No.10687669

>>10680381
This dude's a retard, if somebody asks for no salt fries you absolutely toss them back in the fryer. Anybody who thinks they get fresh fries because they asked for no salt has been seriously misled.

>> No.10687677

>>10680990
The guy obviously orders fries with no salt expecting fresh fries. His world is currently turning upside down because he thought under paid over worked cooks were going to take an extra step for him.

The funny part is he's suddenly realized he isnt as special as he thinks and it's because of French fries lol

>> No.10688165

>>10681047
If we don't shove burgers in our mouths at a high enough rate then we might lose weight stupid faggot

>> No.10688183

stop eating fast food

>> No.10688244

>>10681453
Anon, how do I get free shit as good as you?

>> No.10688251

>>10679833
Big Mac but replace the meat patties with McChicken patties
McDouble with Mac sauce

>> No.10688263

FISH MCGRIDDLE

>> No.10688271

a bacon mcdouble with no bacon costs less than a mcdouble
3x4 piece chicken mcnuggets costs less than a 10 piece mcnuggets
the new menu is fucked

>> No.10688444

>>10680507
I want to understand how you even came to this conclusion.

>> No.10689312

>>10679900
or just ask for fresh fries

>> No.10689325

>>10689312
Stop shilling for big salt

>> No.10689332

>>10689312
Tastes better with no salt once you factor in how salty the dipping sauces are (I dip my fries in sweet n sour sauce). Also, using the mobile app I don't think there's a "make my shit fresh" option, but you can select no salt on the fries and it ensures they will be hot.

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10689334

>>10688183