/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10673537]

For your consideration, I present the /ck/ starter pack.

>tfw couldn't find my anchovies and 'deenz

[Anonymous No.10673543]

>>10673537
Needs an Aeropress

[Anonymous No.10673550]

>>10673537
>sous vide
>cancer soda
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.10673558]

>no deens
>eating ramen which has no nutritional value and just makes you feel full

yeah nice memestash fag

[Anonymous No.10673573]

>no pink himalayan salt
>no mcchicken
Ya played yourself

[Anonymous No.10673620]

I knew I was forgetting a few things.

>>10673543
No Aeropress, but I meant to include some coffee shit. Don't really drink coffee these days, so the only thing I could find was my Vietnamese coffee maker, which I use as a Qtip holder.

>>10673550
>cancer soda
I've never even tried a Monster before, but picked it up waiting in line at the checkout yesterday out of curiosity; kind of made me realize how much meme shit I had around.

>>10673558
I have better ramen around than Shin Black; that's just what people seem to shill around here. And I have plenty of deens, I just couldn't find them (moving into a new place).

>>10673573
I got all the salt. We only need one fast food and I chose Taco Bell to represent (the mcchicken fucking sucks, desu).

[Anonymous No.10674060]

Also picked up a Wild Mike's pizza for the first time ever, but didn't feel like it was worth including (or cooking) without anchovies.

[Anonymous No.10674073]

>>10674060
Surprisingly much better than it looked. Better than Papa Johns, and only $5. Really could have used anchovies, but Secret Aardvark and Gringo Bandito had to suffice.

[Anonymous No.10674939]

>>10673550
>putting anova and sip garbage on the same level

You should be ashamed of yourself.

[Anonymous No.10675375]

>no stand mixer

pleb

[Anonymous No.10675397]

>>10673537
LOL, don't you even own a Kitchenaid? I bet you can't cook.

[Anonymous No.10676071]

>>10674939
They are both things I never want to see in my kitchen, ever. So yeah, they are on the same level. The level of complete garbage.

[Anonymous No.10676860]

>>10675397

>*i bet you rarely bake

FTFY

[Anonymous No.10676933]

>>10673537
lose the sriracha and your milkshake machine

[Anonymous No.10677016]

>>10673537
>no Japanese 1000000x folded knife
I can't approve this.

[Anonymous No.10677020]

>>10673537
>No pots

[Anonymous No.10677026]

>>10677016

Global doesn't count?

[Anonymous No.10677028]

>>10673537
Add this one

[Anonymous No.10677088]

>>10677026
lol

[Anonymous No.10677122]

>>10673537

[Anonymous No.10677147]

>>10673537
Where's the 'go 'za?

[Anonymous No.10677419]

>>10677147
In the 'ash 'an.

[Anonymous No.10677444]

>>10673537
There's no gun...

[Anonymous No.10677543]

honestly there are a lot of specific things that could be added, but like not a single egg?

[Anonymous No.10677551]

>>10673537
>black sriracha

Uhhh bro

[Anonymous No.10677559]

>>10673537
That's not an instantpot.

[Anonymous No.10677576]

>>10677147
>>10677419
what about the 'ni 'gers?

[Anonymous No.10677581]

>>10677543
You're right!
Absolutely unacceptable!

[Anonymous No.10677609]

>>10673537
>no coffee press
>shin black and other meme garbage
>nothing deep enough to fry in
>no wok

>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.10677632]

>>10673537
well memed

/tips fedora

[Anonymous No.10678671]

>>10673620
>doesn't like the mcchicken
whats it like being a 27.923423 year old boomer

[Anonymous No.10678679]

>>10674060
Why would you get a pizza cutter you had to take apart to clean properly?

[Anonymous No.10678694]

>>10674060
>olives AND green things

[Anonymous No.10678733]

>>10673537
This is pretty funny Anon thanks for posting this, it's good to take the piss now and then. Have you actually ate that roasted eel? I fell hard for the /deenz/ meme and I don't think I've seen those

[Anonymous No.10678780]

>>10677551
>what is lighting?

[Anonymous No.10678794]

>>10673537
>no olive boat

[Anonymous No.10678822]

>>10673537
I don't have any of that shit, and like tv that I stopped watching about 12 years ago, I don't care...I've missed nothing of any value...

[Anonymous No.10678842]

>>10673537
>mfw I bought a Vitamix 5300, a Zojirushi ZCC10, and a pile of used cast iron before I found /ck/

Are these things memes now?

[Anonymous No.10678941]

>>10678842
Not so much the vitamix (just wait...), but fuzzy logic rice cookers and cast iron always seem to stir up peoples' emotions when they get posted on /ck/, and neither of those are new.

[Anonymous No.10679263]

>>10673537
>no Tabasco
this ain't no starter pack you larpin son of a bitch

[Anonymous No.10679319]

>>10679263

Tabasco would be pointless if you already have all the sauces posted in the OP.

[Anonymous No.10679343]

I appreciate the effort op put into this picture.

I have that same knife, cast iron skillet, sip and a few other miscellaneous items there.
Together we are a force to be reckoned with.

[Anonymous No.10679668]

>>10679343
The cast iron is a Griswold, and the carbon steel is something my grandpa brought back from France after the war.

[Anonymous No.10680717]

I wonder how many people have gone out and bought an item because they saw it here on /ck/.
I know I'm a victim of the memes.

[Anonymous No.10680864]

>>10673537
the real /ck/ starter pack
>rice cooker
>teflon pan
>garlic press
>a plastic spatula
>frozen tendies

[Anonymous No.10680956]

>>10680864

>teflon
>garlic press
>plastic
>tendies

Nope.

[Anonymous No.10681014]

Looks like someone who was raised by the internet bought a kitchen.

[Anonymous No.10681029]

>>10673537

That faggoty 8" Global puts the icing on the cake.

[Anonymous No.10681069]

>>10681029
What do you use? Something overly big and heavy and German? Or maybe an obsolete Sabatier? Or are you a Kiwi fag with $2000 worth of stones?

[Anonymous No.10681092]

>>10681069

No, I'm just not an asshole with a blended tang to BMX handle piece of shit that feels and works like shit in a real kitchen. You get a lick of moisture on your hand and you're gonna turn into a someone with cerebral palsy. I use shitbox 2 dollar santokus and a professional sharpening system.

[Anonymous No.10681101]

>>10681092
You've never stepped foot in a real kitchen.

[Anonymous No.10681108]

>>10681101

You show me a picture of ANY kitchen with a Global knife, I'll give you a hand job. Real Kitchens have yellow handle knives that are sharpened weekly.

[Anonymous No.10681113]

>>10681101

You really have to know what you're talking about before you talk like a cunt.

[Anonymous No.10681127]

>>10681108

[Anonymous No.10681132]

>>10681127

Grammas kitchen isn't a restaurant. You're awake enough to know that, right? right?

[Anonymous No.10681161]

>>10681092
>get a lick of moisture on your hand and you're gonna turn into a someone with cerebral palsy

Criticizing the handle on a Global for being slippery is the surest sign that someone has never used a Global.

>>10681132
Your grandma seems like a pretty cool guy if that's what her kitchen looked like.

[Anonymous No.10681173]

>>10681127
Someone working in a "real kitchen" would know to stand it up on the already cut side and cut it like that.

[Anonymous No.10681181]

>>10681161

I've used a Global cooks knife you shithead. They're not restaurant grade. You'd know that if you ever sous cheffed.

[Anonymous No.10681198]

>>10681181
>global cooks knife
>restaurant grade
>if you ever sous cheffed

Do you even know what the words you spew out mean? I'm currently a sous chef, and I got that position for what I know and can do; I didn't all of a sudden gain a new understanding of what's considered "restaurant grade" when I got that title.

[Anonymous No.10681210]

>>10681198

of course you did. I currently believe you.

[Anonymous No.10681219]

>>10681198

we currently did a thing with the knives, it was incredible, it was beautiful. we know these knives and we're behind these knives.

[Anonymous No.10681230]

>>10681198

https://www.google.ca/search?q=restaurant+grade+knives&safe=off&client=opera&hs=all&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjLm8Wd6K3bAhVI8IMKHaE8D5AQ_AUICygC&biw=1920&bih=1042

[Anonymous No.10681239]

>>10673537
>wasting loads of cash
>still nothing beside meme pans
nigga what are you even using that shaker for

[Anonymous No.10681280]

>>10681198

You forgot to talk about how beautiful your ideas are. You're a very wonderful person to talk about this issue and a perfect person.

[Anonymous No.10681298]

>>10681132
>>10681219
>>10681280
>using a global in a professional kitchen is now apparently the equivalent of trump being president

Who could have imagined that a thread full of /ck/ meme shit could have spawned a new meme.

[Anonymous No.10681313]

>>10681298

only brainlets say 'meme' when they get confronted and confused. Just go to bed and wish your shitty life away.

[Anonymous No.10681321]

>>10681298

Go watch the MRE unfolding, you mindless gibble.

[Anonymous No.10681351]

>global knives trigger now

I love them, have and use 2 in the kitchen,and I’m a professional cook. Seen other cooks with them too. Plan on buying more as well. Bless up

[Anonymous No.10681381]

>>10681351

I've never got the stigma. Every time another cook (or even my chef) asks if they can use my knife real quick for whatever reason they always take a second after they're done to be like, "wow, that's actually really nice".

[Anonymous No.10681437]

>>10681108
>>10681108
Why yellow?

[Anonymous No.10681444]

>>10681321
wut?

[Anonymous No.10681562]

>>10681092
>pic seems different than before
is that the same picture as always, or do you take a new pic each thread?

[Anonymous No.10681574]

>>10681108
I knew an actual cook who bought a global. I didn't know shit about knives then and it didn't seem special to me, but I remember it clearly now. I'm pretty sure he never took it to work though, it was just for his home kitchen.

[Anonymous No.10681600]

>>10681574

There's nothing particularly special about Globals, they're just much better than cheap, plastic handle NSF workhorses like >>10681108 and a cook is only going to bring in a knife like that if they have their own station and trust the other cooks not to fuck with their shit.

[Anonymous No.10681817]

>>10673537
You should add a 50s style suit

[Anonymous No.10681858]

>>10681817
We cook nude around these parts.

[Anonymous No.10682789]

>>10673537
Dashi packets are better than dashi poweder you pleb

[Anonymous No.10683415]

Do you own a slow cooker op?

[Anonymous No.10683626]

>>10681173

dumbass, that's dangerous as fuck.. you generally don't want to put a ton of force behind a knife ESPECIALLY if you're pressing it into something that's already unstable.

[Anonymous No.10685004]

>>10673537
>zero spices
>milkshake maker???
>penis pump
kill yourself

[DESU No.10685084]

>>10673537
You've done good OP, very good

[Anonymous No.10685093]

>>10681574

Yep, no one uses globals in a real kitchen, everyone knows this. It's fun to fuck around with here though because you're talking with teenagers.

[Anonymous No.10685105]

>>10681562

Do you need a new picture? They're the same weapons as usual. I can snap a new one for your fucking mind. I'll snap a new one in a few days so your fucking bored mind can be happy.

[Anonymous No.10685111]

>>10681562

here's a new one about booze. I serioursly hate making shit for you idiots but I do from time to time.

[Anonymous No.10685154]

>>10673537
>only one monster

[Anonymous No.10685173]

>>10681127
How much is this knife worth, my boss just leaves one on the knife rack with the mushroom knifes and a couple filet knifes. I’ve used it and really didn’t enjoy the grip on it.

[Anonymous No.10685714]

>>10685173
They go for around $100.

[Anonymous No.10685919]

>>10685105
Yeah, dude, your knives is what keeps me going.

>>10685111
>actual OC
You're the hero /ck/ needs!

[Anonymous No.10685925]

>>10685154
You're supposed to /sip/ it, not gulp it down like an animal. One is enough. Cherish the taste.

[Porn Corporation No.10685931]

>>10673537
Keep an eye out for a steel stockpot.

[Anonymous No.10686109]

>>10685931
I have one, which I mostly use for homebrewing. I also freeze bones and make stock when I have enough to make a big batch. Just didn't seem worth adding to the image.

[Anonymous No.10686155]

>>10673537
Real starter pack.

Nobody actually cooks on /ck/ you phony.

[Anonymous No.10686183]

>>10678780
Literally everything else red in that picture is red... that Sriracha is fucking rotten.

[Anonymous No.10686460]

>>10686155
I do desu

And OP pic is pretty darn accurate, if we ever had a sticky, it would be in there, next to rh McChicken™

[Anonymous No.10688156]

>>10673537
you poor sap. if we made self fucking strap ons a /ck/ meme you would go buy and use one wouldn't you.

[Anonymous No.10688233]

>>10688156
>implying I don't already have one
I'm ahead of the game, friend.

[Anonymous No.10688593]

>>10688156
>we

[Anonymous No.10688652]

>>10686155
I literally cook 5+ days a,week.
Trying new things.
Trying to make old things just right.

[Anonymous No.10688930]

>>10688593
well i dont know about your faggot pompous ass but im always here so yeah

[Anonymous No.10689533]

>>10686460
i unironically wish we had a sticky. the ones on the other boards have been a huge asset to brainlets like myself

[Anonymous No.10689967]

>>10686460
>next to rh McChicken™

And this is why we'll never have a sticky.

[Anonymous No.10690000]

Braunschweiger

[Anonymous No.10690189]

>>10680717

The only things that come to mind that I first tried because of /ck/ were Ranch Style beans and Indomie Mi Goreng (both terrible), and Lao Gan Ma (life changing).

[Anonymous No.10690457]

>>10677028
Even the worst of /ck/ is too good for shelf stable kraft grated parmesan cheese product.