HEY Y'ALL *BREATHES* SARA HERE

[Anonymous No.10672703]

What is your favorite simply Sara meal?

This is mine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX9E6pP4T_Q

[Anonymous No.10672722]

I don't get that channel.

[Anonymous No.10672801]

the medical institution can't cure cancer for shit despite burning billions in research yet it does an amazing job at mantaining nurgle abominations alive

[Anonymous No.10672807]

>>10672801
Hospitallers =/= Nurgle

[Anonymous No.10672817]

>>10672703
I want to sniff her Depends after she has worn them for two days straight

[Anonymous No.10672838]

>>10672703
imagine the size of her shits after she makes and eats some of her famous tater tot , sour cream and cheese casserole

[Anonymous No.10672845]

>>10672817
seriously?

>>10672838
They'd probably only be slightly bigger. Your average person that fat only eats 20% more than your average healthy person....they just eat 20% more everyday for 20 years and it adds up

[Anonymous No.10672870]

>>10672845
shut up i bet they are all smelly and huge I personally would love to sniff them sometime but thats another story

[Anonymous No.10672954]

I can't hate her she seems like a nice person, but she needs to get her weight under control

[Anonymous No.10673333]

Someone on here once pointed out in her newer videos they're editing out her breathing. It was like my eyes were opened and it's unavoidable now.

[Anonymous No.10673349]

>>10672954
that ain't going to happen

[Anonymous No.10673352]

>>10672703
I'm glad nobody really makes fun of her on this board. I've found /ck/ doesn't really have a lot of bullies and a pretty polite user base. Pretty cool desu

[Anonymous No.10673360]

>>10673352
fuck off and lose some weight Sara

[Anonymous No.10673377]

I like her videos and she knows her skill limits unlike Jack.

[Anonymous No.10673414]

>>10672703
makes me sad knowing that more and more americans will start to look like her in the next couple decades.

[Anonymous No.10673432]

>>10673414
That's a stupid meme America is the leader in athletics and healthy eating. Just because we can actually afford to have a large food industry doesn't mean shit. Enjoy your breadlines and Red Cross rice bags

[Anonymous No.10673439]

>>10673333
quads of truth

[Anonymous No.10673494]

>>10673432
>America is the leader in athletics
>a few record holding professional athlete means the average american can't be obese

[Anonymous No.10673501]

>>10673432
your obesity population is like 32% and climbing.

[Anonymous No.10674075]

You fuckers better not say anything bad about simpy sara
I fucking love her

[Anonymous No.10674178]

>>10672703
Heavy breathing

[Anonymous No.10674197]

I've noticed that she edits out all of the wheezing and heavy breathing now. Makes it even worse now because it didn't feel like she breathed THAT often. May be even more annoying.

[Anonymous No.10674222]

>>10674178
I imagine that she set a timer for the right amount of time, but it took her 15 minutes to get up off the couch, turn off the heat, and run the eggs under cold water to stop the cooking process.

[Anonymous No.10674432]

So do you think her husband is a feeder or what

[Anonymous No.10674441]

>>10674432
*was. Sara devoured him a long time ago out of true love

[Anonymous No.10674521]

>>10674178
>she mentions in the video that the entire bowl is a snack for her
wtf is wrong with her?

[Anonymous No.10674593]

>watch video intending to have a laugh
>end up unironically liking her
>extreme guilt

[Anonymous No.10674627]

>>10674178
>those over boiled yolks
Just like mama useta make

[Anonymous No.10674632]

>>10672703
OH FUCK
I love the way she says peanut butta pie

[Anonymous No.10674635]

She seems so nice.

[Anonymous No.10674697]

>>10672703
i like 'simpy sara'
leave her alone

[Anonymous No.10674828]

>>10672801
>not realizing theyve had the cure for decades but then they wouldn't get tens of thousands of dollars from every cancer patient
>this can be applied to any industry
>100mpg engines
>hyper-effecient solar panels
>wear-resistant materials for construction
>cures for asthma
>flu
>allergies
>vision

You beautiful blue pilled baby

[Anonymous No.10674854]

>>10672801

What are you retarded? Basic research is a completely different institution from medicine/hospitals.

Come listen to a seminar at your local molecular biology department and see why it's so fucking hard to cure cancer you goddamn retard.

[Anonymous No.10674876]

>>10674854
>cancer is hard to cure
>literally stop eating, enter ketosis and starve the cancer that feeds on sugars
ok, kid

[Anonymous No.10674883]

fucking rabbit hole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-G4yB0mzfg

also, /ck/ will defend this "chef"

[Anonymous No.10674971]

>>10672801
>the medical institution can't cure cancer for shit

They can cure cancer, the problem is it's an equivalent of dropping the nuke to kill some murderer

[Anonymous No.10675023]

>>10674971
this. read any book on oncology-though there is a lot of promising research with injecting ethanol into oral tumors, and it's showing good results for other cancers.

tfw russian had the answer the entire time-no problem that you can't solve with a little bit of vodka

[Anonymous No.10675041]

>>10672703
She seems like a lovely lady and it makes me sad she will most likely never know what it feels like to not be carrying all that weight or have breathing problems.

[Anonymous No.10675051]

>>10672703
I tried to watch some of these but it just makes me really sad. The humanity is too much for me. It's like animal abuse or something. Free will and abundance of resources has lead to some relatively kind people suffering in the strangest ways, and those who hurt themselves with food is a major one.

[Anonymous No.10675060]

>>10672801
Unless you have an ulcer, take at least 100mg of aspirin every day. They don't want to tell you because it's too cheap.

[Anonymous No.10675431]

>>10673333
what the fuck you're right.

[Anonymous No.10675497]

>>10675023

Ethanol is the dumbest meme ever conceived, nit a cure. Read a bit of proper papers.

[Anonymous No.10675626]

>>10675060
>if you want to cure an ulcer, just take copious amounts of nsaids!

[Anonymous No.10675637]

>>10675626
>unless you have an ulcer
That means don't take it if you have one, nothing about curing it. Unless I'm the stupid one here, but I'm pretty sure it's actually you.

[Anonymous No.10675642]

>>10675626
No one mentioned a cure.
I’m guessing English isn’t your first language?

[Anonymous No.10675659]

>>10675642

Jajajajaja
How'd you found that. Also, I am a clinical neuroscience student and I smelled your bullshit

Go be a racist somewhere distant from actual medical research.

[Anonymous No.10675667]

>>10675659
Nice one.
Retard.

[Anonymous No.10675669]

>>10675667
mad

[Anonymous No.10675851]

>>10675659
>someone mentions the possibility of english not being your first language
>immediately yell RAYCISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Puto sudaca de mierda retrasado mental, vuelve a cruzar la frontera y vete a tu puta tierra.

[Anonymous No.10675989]

>>10672954
>>10674075
>>10674635
>>10674697
>>10675041
Do you realise the reason she's a fat fucking hambeast abomination today is because of people like you? She thinks just because she's "nice" that it makes up for her being Pillsbury doughboy. You think you are being kind as well by being nice to her on the internet and defending her obesity when you're doing the exact opposite by enabling her. You'll wonder how much your kindness helped her when she's on life support after having her third stroke and amputating her leg from diabetes.

[Anonymous No.10676000]

>>10674828
>implying that people are simply going to stop getting cancer, asthma, flu etc. once there's a reliable cure
>implying that demand is magically going to disappear with new technologies

Those 'red pills' look more like crayons to me, mouth-breather.

[Anonymous No.10676012]

>>10674876

The entire 'raison d'etre' of cancer is that it keeps growing even WITHOUT sufficient resources in the body to sustain growth. That parasitic relationship is what kills you, genius.

Also:
>not dying from cancer is easy! Just kill yourself before it kills you LOOOLLLL

[Anonymous No.10676022]

>>10676012
It can only feed on sugar, if you fast, it stops its growth and sometimes it gets smaller even.
This is a scientific fact. The you fast and are in ketosis, you're body runs on bodyfat.

[Anonymous No.10676625]

Oh lawd

[Anonymous No.10676635]

>>10676625
she's right, you know that?

[Anonymous No.10676647]

>>10675989
It's the intended effect. Kiwifarm has her in the scope just look at her comment section full of fake accounts

[Anonymous No.10676679]

>>10676625
droppin truth bombs

[Anonymous No.10676740]

>>10676625
holy shit I expected to have hatred towards her like I do to jack. but she's pretty based desu

[Anonymous No.10676765]

>>10675659
>neuroscience in the Third World
This has to be bait, since no individual or organization of any importance will ever take you seriously.

[Anonymous No.10676766]

>>10676625
>we're all going to die anyway so might as well do it unable to sleep without an oxygen mask on

She embraces nihilism because it is the only philosophy that totally justifies her self-destructive behavior.

How can something so round have so many edges?

[Anonymous No.10676776]

>>10675659
You were called out for having no English comprehension, retard

[Anonymous No.10677049]

>>10676022
I have a PhD in Medical Physics/Radiation Oncology

You are braindead fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.10677150]

>>10677049
I have several PhDs including molecular science, chemistry, anime, aesthetics, nutrition, oncology and your mom's gaping cunt. I make 10k a month and have a 30 inch dick.

You are a cockmongling mentally unfit fucktard

[Anonymous No.10677159]

>>10677150
I Unironically make 14k a month, c# master race

[Anonymous No.10677175]

>>10677159
>developing in soy languages

[Anonymous No.10677284]

>>10672703
That's some pretty great and fitting music selection.

[Anonymous No.10678336]

>>10673352
It's because half the board is fat /cgl/s

[Anonymous No.10679240]

>>10672703
>watch simply sara
>turn on annotations

[Anonymous No.10679252]

>>10679240
worst part is the background music she uses sucks a D, so I turn on music and watch sound off with annotations and it's always gibberish

[Anonymous No.10679273]

>>10675626
>third world shitters can't comprehend english
>shit up the board with nonsense
It all makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.10679451]

>>10675989
Have you ever met one of these beastly monstrosities? If you pick on them, they get depressed and eat more. If you enable them, they'll get happy and eat more to celebrate. If you ignore them, they get depressed and eat more. There really is no fucking winning this battle either way since you're basically trying to tell a black hole to stop being a black hole.

[Anonymous No.10679454]

>>10676625
>nobody gets out of here alive
I assume she will make damn sure of that.

[Anonymous No.10679552]

>>10675989
I wasn't defending it. I was once a huge fatass that was raised obese from a small child, but I got my shit together and lost the weight. I still can't help but feel pity for others who were like I was, yet never had the will or drive to do something about it.
Being an asshole will not help a lot of obese people. They know no one likes them and being mean just makes them go to food more because it's like a drug that suppresses the negative thoughts for a while.

[Anonymous No.10679571]

Well for what its worth at least she is cooking, unlike modern wage slave women eating store shit all the FUCKING time.

[Anonymous No.10679594]

>>10672703
What a fucking disgusting monster.

[Anonymous No.10679613]

>>10679240
>annotations
Those are auto-generated closed captions, annotations are notes/links from the uploader.

[Anonymous No.10679637]

>>10676625
CRAWLING IN MY FOLDS
THESE EGGS THEY WILL NOT PEEL

[Anonymous No.10680089]

>>10675989
>Implying losing weight would stop people from being mean
lol

[Anonymous No.10680140]

>>10672703
>hey Ya'll Sara here with a healthy salad recipe imma teach you
>first we start off with some iceberg lettuce
>add a stick of butter it's healthy cause it's dairy
>now we gonna add some dressin I made my own with some miraclewhip. It's got eggs in it.
>lets add some sprinkles to add sum color to it
>now let's microwave it for a minute

Ain't it just delicious?

[Anonymous No.10680148]

>>10680140
Comment page from her broccoli salad video

[Anonymous No.10680220]

>>10676000
*snap*

[Anonymous No.10680258]

>>10680148
>15%

TRIGGERED

[Anonymous No.10680473]

>>10672703
She seems like a sweet person and I feel bad she'll die soon.

[Anonymous No.10680592]

>>10672703
>Hey ya'll
>Sippy Sarah here
>today we will be making puckin' pooray

[Anonymous No.10680777]

>>10672703
Fat fucks like this trigger the shit out of me. This fucker should be sterilised, tarred and paraded through the streets naked while children laugh at her.

[Anonymous No.10680781]

>>10680777
trips speak truth

[Anonymous No.10680875]

>>10674828
>muh evil capitalism

[Anonymous No.10680879]

>>10673432
>what are statistics

[Anonymous No.10681492]

>>10680879
Racist?

[Anonymous No.10681589]

Has anyone realized that like 90% of the positive comments are left by women?

Why is this? Why do women always reinforce each others opinions?

[Anonymous No.10681599]

>>10681589
Pack mentality.

[Anonymous No.10681604]

>>10681589
Because it is rare that women are capable of free thought.

[Anonymous No.10681870]

>>10674178
i only watch her to watch her cheeks engulf her face.

[Anonymous No.10681879]

>>10676625
she talk a fucking lot of breaths tho

[Anonymous No.10682104]

>>10674828
I unironically agree with this guy. If you honestly think they cant make a car engine that can get better mileage you are retarded. Cars from 1950 get comparable gas mileage as engines today. Doesnt that strike anyone as odd? You really think the oil and gas companies want cars that get better mileage? No. If you dont think they dont pay car manufacturers billions a year you have your head in the sand.

[Anonymous No.10682111]

>>10674178
>dat ring

W..why would anyone marry her

[Anonymous No.10682125]

>>10674883
theres nothing wrong this niggers video wtf? i even looked at this monkey's other vids and they seem good to me. looks like he can cook and I doubt he calls himself a chef